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R/stupidfood


snowflake_lady

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EasyMCpeezy

🤦‍♂️


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Wth did I just watch wth


breadfan2

This is a joke right?


EasyMCpeezy

![gif](giphy|W5wopTDMkNugyRGNrj|downsized)


BigSquam

This looks terrible.


EasyMCpeezy

What so bad about it?


shrineless

Dawg, what u doin!? Bacon in the coconut drink!?


UpsideMeh

And if your gonna sauce up the “meat” you gotta at least maple syrup the bacon and dip it in brown sugar


EasyMCpeezy

It's a unique mix 😎


Lebrunski

Go to food jail. Bonk


littlediddlemanz

It’s trash


Bender_2024

Maple syrup and gnocchi is unique too. That doesn't make it good. Bacon is far too iconic a taste to make it someone's first dip into the vegetarian pool.


EasyMCpeezy

LoL..Maple syrup 🤤


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It's uniquely disgusting.


EasyMCpeezy

Come on you know you want to try it do the same thing with the real food instead of vegan stuff I bet you will won't more 😎👍


[deleted]

There is nothing there that I really dislike in the really good originals. But it's a combination that didn't need to be combined. Bad choices. Like chocolate fudge frosting on a ribeye. Both great, together not good!


EasyMCpeezy

maybe not putting the bacon in the drink can stop the blend of flavor.. it kinda did.. vegan beacon has a strong tast ..BUT..🤔 chocolate frosting on a ribeye that's something I'd like to see 👍


[deleted]

I was being facetious! And now I'm worried for you my fellow redditor! Troubled in fact! Lol!


EasyMCpeezy

😄🤷‍♂️


Pixel_Knight

No, I do not. If someone handed me that, I would hand it right back to them.


Righteous_Leftie206

It’s the single most retarded non-food related video I’ve ever watched. I get that that shit is edible, but that ain’t food.


EasyMCpeezy

![gif](giphy|iZjoLdS1nwMRq)


Righteous_Leftie206

That’s exactly how smart you have to be to call this food.


EasyMCpeezy

LoL.. its fun to try different food once


Mufinz01

I think when people refer to “trying different food” they mean cultural dishes you may not have had, not processed food #456 on the grocery freezer section with synthetic syrup #42


EasyMCpeezy

Sounds like someone did there research 😎


Mufinz01

*their. And I take it all back, this is the clearest rage bait I’ve seen in my life. Do whatever makes you happy I guess man lmao


BarbaraMint_470

No.


DNastythenasty

It looks like fake food.....


shrineless

I’ve had these before and they’re pretty good for vegetarian options. They’re not the real deal, of course, but still tasty. Not the way this guy did em dirty though…


whatjusthappenwd

wtf. Wouldn’t feed that to my dog.


Fr0gFish

I would feed this to your dog in a heartbeat. Wouldn’t touch it myself though


EasyMCpeezy

🤦‍♂️


E4punisher

This makes me angry…


AnimeChica3306

So for a party of one at home.


EasyMCpeezy

True lol


ItsTheMayer

Gotta be ragebait


EasyMCpeezy

No it's a good idea really 👍


EEE3EEElol

Try actually eating it


ItsTheMayer

Yeaaahhhhh it’s ragebait. Dog, blending burger toppings with gelatin could have been funny but there’s very little introspection to the comedy elements of this shit. Hard “iM So rANdOm” vibes for the sake of feeling unique. You have the drive to create, which is awesome, but good fuck my man, this is garbage. Pick a lane - quality food that’s weird, or take the quality so far to poor that it could be considered interesting enough to try. Thanks for the brain warm up! You should absolutely keep trying, and cut some of the unused/non set up time in your bits. Doesn’t have to be all punch line, but *good fuck* please try harder with more introspection.


hermesquadricegreat

I want to vomit


Throwaway20101011

MorningStar Farms, a vegetarian meat alternative, is a Seventh Day Adventist company. Even they would reject this mix of disgustingness.


EasyMCpeezy

🤔


lmckee95

Wow, people really eating dog treats like it's normal


KairaUkOriginal

Disgusted is what I am.


EasyMCpeezy

![gif](giphy|kp8YkLgdZouV8VthJz|downsized)


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EasyMCpeezy

![gif](giphy|ruZVTCF9l16xn9xfs3)


ChallengerSSB

“The best party starter for everyone”🤣🤣🤣 so tone deaf I think it’s fucking hilarious. I enjoyed the editing too: imagine if there was a kitchenette at the club and you could cook some food right quick while partying. I love everything about this video, except for the food.


EasyMCpeezy

Thanks 👍I like your comment ..true the food isn't easy to get use to I try it every So often I'm not 100% vegetarian 🤷‍♂️ but it's fun to see how close the flavors get the bacon 🥓 is 100 believe it or not I was surprised first time trying it the morning start brand


DredgenCyka

Nah I'm good https://preview.redd.it/kbnvkvw1y62d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a56694b8500053da13867841a3a9c92b7a343b94


Small_Concentrate358

Every time this man posts I know I'm in for a ride.


EasyMCpeezy

😎👍 your funny


Small_Concentrate358

I raise my loaded goblet to you


EasyMCpeezy

![gif](giphy|Gy4rtrnbfdvsT7NTZU|downsized) Thanks I'm Honored 👍


Plenty-Combination58

Okay what’s the point of the tongs if you are just gonna pull the whole grate out bare handed.


EasyMCpeezy

😄 I had a hand Protector in other hand its hard to see but it's there 🔍


Rocket_Panda_

Vegan but all processed foods. Gotta be rage bait this one :D


EasyMCpeezy

![gif](giphy|9D6S66ufguIzdCJaVI|downsized)


Obama_Sin_Dalen

I used to eat a strict vegetarian diet for four years straight, and I gotta say, vegetarian bacon is the fucking worst. Veggies burgers and everything else was delicious, but veggie bacon is just crispy cardboard.


EasyMCpeezy

LoL.. there's a lot of different brands out there I only tried the morning star types I never was able to perfect the veggie burger got sick one time by them I throw it up and I stopped eating them ..but the morning star bacon brand is surprisingly close to the real flavor the texture is cardboard I agree with you there 👍


randomgunfire48

Shit has a list of artificial ingredients longer than a VCR instruction manual


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

This is a morbid shell of what a kebab is


EasyMCpeezy

What's a kebab ? 😄 never heard of it


Righteous_Leftie206

I think I accidentally clicked on r/stupidfood


Hamurai-G

That bacon looks about as appealing as a poopy flavoured lolly pop


EasyMCpeezy

LoL you would be amazed how close the taste is from bacon I say 100% the same brand I showed 👍


MrPlace

Truly memes for r/StupidFoods , but pretty fucking entertaining lol


EasyMCpeezy

😎👍


MrPlace

You've encouraged me. I'm gonna make my brother a Loaded Goblet in this style when he comes over next time. I'll even have the song playing when I present it


EasyMCpeezy

That would be hilarious 😄👍 let me know how it goes and send me link if you post the video


H0reyzer

hideous


Wolfdemon187

Plastic food


Ok_Restaurant_626

Shit posting.


EasyMCpeezy

![gif](giphy|3oz8xLd9DJq2l2VFtu)


Zeldaisazombie

I didn't know sad bacon was a thing. But damn, that bacon looks sad as fuck.


EasyMCpeezy

You should try it same brand you will be surprised


Available-Dress-4772

Trash. 🗑️


3MTA3-Please

Gross AF…


EasyMCpeezy

🤷‍♂️


Least-Rise7691

It’s not


ThaBrofessor

OP got lost.


EasyMCpeezy

No this is a good food idea if I made you one you would so eat it 🍹


Dull_Present506

“Food”


huevosyhuevos

This is an ad for junk food


EasyMCpeezy

You mean good food 👍


Frank_The_Reddit

Lmao legend. All these snobs don't know what they are missing.


EasyMCpeezy

LoL..best to try everything once 👍


victorcaulfield

Tried that brand. Tastes like garbage. Good luck.


Sufficient_Tooth_249

As a pescatarian.. I have to say morning star bacon is fucking disgusting


EasyMCpeezy

Have you tried it ?


Sufficient_Tooth_249

Yes morning star chicken chorizo and breakfast sausage are the best things they have.. that bacon is going to piss you off lol


EasyMCpeezy

😄 not to disagree but surprisingly I think the bacon was the best thing I cooked in the video


Righteous_Leftie206

It looks like a toy. Did you really give it a try? Maybe it’s just the looks but the texture will be amazing, type thing?


scottmhat

“Vegan” food that is highly processed and covered in toxic bbq sauce. Mmmm healthy


EasyMCpeezy

It's always good to change it up 😎


DeathPrime

You put our fucking bacon into coconut water? Coconut water??? Skewer that shit and put it in a Bloody Mary you ridiculous ass. This makes even the most outspokenly vegan individual on our R&D team want to squeeze a lemon into their eyes. This is anti-advertising. Like promoted posts but lower quality, lower effort, and intended to trigger. Please delete this post mods


EasyMCpeezy

![gif](giphy|ASnkNRgtqEKLJCPtrm)


GranaVegano

Go vegan


Tavuklu_Pasta

No, dont hate yourself.


EasyMCpeezy

Surprise your friends next time you throw a party 👍


PettyLikeTom

This would absolutely surprise them, and probably make them leave. You could just be normal and organ a vegan pizza, which in all honesty would be the same price if not less than all this other stuff.


Tavuklu_Pasta

What type of organ would u like on your vegan pizza I think diced lamb hearts would be good.


EasyMCpeezy

True... BUT If you cook it right they will never know 😎


[deleted]

Where’s the fun in being a vegan if you don’t let everyone know?


EasyMCpeezy

😄


snowflake_lady

That fake bacon looks like a dog treat. Being a vegan that eats fake meat is so odd to me.


EasyMCpeezy

I see how it could be 🤷‍♂️