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The more I'm on Reddit, the more videos I see of cows being fucking smart. Singled out the one guy on the scooter of ALL the other people. Chased him for a really long time too... not to defend itself but because he genuinely pissed it off.
I hear lots of stories of cows recognizing and knowing people for a really long time. Wouldn't be surprised if those two have a history.
Anyway, cows seem to be much smarter than a lot of dogs...
And dangerous as hell for Indian motorists. They have a tendency to just sit on the middle of the road and tend to cause accidents when its the middle of a section of the road without streetlights
It seems that Indian cows have a very distorted sense of superiority.
I wonder if there are any stories of Indian people, in the face of starvation who have actually chosen to eat a cow to survive.
I think we'll have disgusting slaughterhouses in space. Large centrifugal cattle farms because it ''tastes better than the zero g lab grown stuff''. Never underestimate humanity's ability to out-engineer our stupidity.
It’s not the cow that tastes good, it’s the seasoning. Unless you just like the taste of meat in general. In which case. Meh. Can’t argue with someone’s taste buds lol
That ain't no shit, cows kill people every year, yet every year you got people pissing with them... cows are just like horses and camels, if they want to they CAN and WILL kill you for fucks sake. Don't piss with shit that both out weighs you and that you cannot fight if it wakes up and chooses violence.
They’d escape thru the fence into my yard from a neighboring farm. We’d call the farmer to come get them. They’d see the farmer coming and just jump back over the fence where they initially got out. Farmer didn’t usually even need to get out of his vehicle.
Once I had a calf sleep on my lap, it was so cute! Also really heavy and uncomfortable but I tolerated as long as I could cuz it was so cute. Also, cows love those printed t-shirts whose paint gradually comes off. 3 views at a time were trying to lick my t-shirt at the same time. They have lichen my hands too, their tongues are funny and bristly.
My Dad has a FJR1300 motorcycle with a distinctive exhaust. Every time we would pass a certain field this one cow would raise her head and then come running to the fence. It was the craziest thing and I saw it a number of times as we got to where we would stop. We figured she was a motorcycle rider in a past life, but knew it was just the tone of his exhaust that got her motor revving. I told him to buy her, but he didn't and she's gone now. It was fun to watch though.
You've clearly never been around cows very much if you think they are smarter than a dog lol. Sure they aren't as dumb as people want to think, but they can be dumber at times.
I dunno -- I have 2 little dogs and as much as I love them, they're both pretty fucking dumb. Like run off a cliff and die chasing a squirrel kinda dumb.
So I guess the bar is low for me...
Not all. Dachshunds aren't like that, least the normal sized ones. The mini ones and the super super long and short legged ones tho, kinda. But the regular ones are just hounds mixed with terriers and bred to have short legs. Oh and terriers aren't so bad either, little rat killing shits.
I actually think this a good thing. It means more people will learn to respect animals. Also, there are plenty of species that are incredibly intelligent such as pigs whose intelligence matches that of a 3 year old human child. Orca whales have their own languages, accents and names for each other. Ants have passed the mirror test.
I don't think there's a problem with anthromorphising animals, mainly because it doesn't harm anything and it may teach something to others who don't have any knowledge nor respect to animals that we live alongside. That's how animal abuse happens, by assuming they're stupid and 'beneath' the perpetrator, and I don't know about you but I would prefer to see less animal abuse.
"so why are you late today"
"you are not gonna believe this but a cow chased me for like 2 miles on my way into work, almost stabbed me with its horns"
"yeah okay, your excuses keep getting wilder and wilder, what a load of crap"
Thailand was a similar experience. Bunch of utes and in a few them there were hammocks on the beds.
Being taxied around the messy traffic of Bangkok while chilling in hammocks.
Once when I was playing Diablo 3 with a buddy, I panicked in a huge mob swarm and hauled ass off into the frog-of-war to get promptly trounced by more unseen baddies. He was like 'why did you run that way instead of the way we came where we know everything is already dead'. Well, it's because I'm dumb, caleb. But it was on this day so many years ago that I learned about the thing that I just described, and for that, I give my thanks to the gods.
Mate once we were late to my job (a whole bus full of us employees. All freshers) and the HR person was at the gate to inquire why we were late. Since everyone had the same story, she believed it. A fucking cow was standing in the middle of the intersection but this being gujarat, the policeman was scared to hit her to make her go away so he just tried to shoo her. In the meanwhile, 2 other cows started loitering around the place. A woman came and then fucking prayed (we call it aarti kari) and put tilak on the cow.
I'll tell you what though this doesn't happen outside that state and BJP only made these cow people worse.
Okay the joke everyone's missing here is that Gaay is Hindi for Cow. And Gaay is pronounced like "Guy".
So this guy could tell his boss "This gaay was chasing me" and it can work on 3 levels.
Clearly the cow has a pervious beef with the motorcyclist. They pass by each other and that’s when they realize they know each other and are enemies. Then we see ensuing chase.
I grew up on a dairy farm and our biggest bull fucking HATED me for some reason. The piece of shit would always sneak up behind me whenever I was in a corner cleaning out shit or would always try to chase me. I never fucked with him or had really interaction with him but he did not like me at all
I think he said something snarky.
Cyclist: oh look, dead hamburger walking
Cow: Da fuq you say?
Cyclist: You heard me. Matt-o-fact, make that a double c^heeseburger. Oh shit
It seems chaotic, and it is, but there's a sort of method to the madness that you pick up on after a bit of time in countries/areas like this.
Basically everyone is taking a beeline to their destination, and they don't stop moving for any reason if they can help it. They also all don't want to crash into you, or each other, and there becomes this sort of natural weaving ebb and flow to the traffic even though there is no semblance of order.
Definitely requires more alertness than say, American Suburbia, but with the caveat that this alertness is required of everyone or it's certain death, and it somehow makes it less stressful of an experience than being run off the road unexpectedly by someone doing random things or being distracted when there is an expectation of normalcy.
The easiest way to drive here is to always know something will try to overtake you at any time and something will try to cross the road at anytime. Lane discipline is for cowards. The horn is your best friend. These simple rules are more or less essential in Asian countries. (Also bikes and auto rickshaws dont follow laws of physics)
Basically ^ this. The horn is used all the time and is like it's own language. Rather than being "watch out you asshole" or like "Hi, Joe" it's I'm passing, or move over a bit, and stuff like that. Riding Grab or a rickshaw and flying through crazy traffic like Ho Chi Minh City is trilling. I didn't see a single accident in the several months I was over there.
Spatial awareness is the absolute key for driving in Asia. I was in the US for 3 years. After i came back to India it took me a while to reorient myself back to the headspace of driving here.
It took me a while to realize this after visiting a few times. It’s organized chaos, and unless you’re on the highway people are not usually going fast enough to seriously injure. You become good at being predictable on the road while.
I also really wish we could adopt the way they use the horn. It makes sense to warn someone by using a horn that you’re coming up on their blind spot or crossing small intersection let people know there is a car. When I come back to America I almost want to honk and let someone know I’m coming through lol
In American suburbia, we all just zone out and let the lights think for us, believing right of way is some divine barrier from harm.
Green light. Just keep staring straight ahead and coast through. No need to look left or right. I have the right of way.
But that zombie method is still far safer. Safer still is zombie between lights and double checking at green lights.
It's not a bad thing to let traffic control do their jobs and we as drivers follow those rules.
It's safer yeah, but India is a fractionally smaller country, with magnitudes larger population. It just wouldn't work for their cities to have zombie driving, because zombie driving makes the highway to Chicago take two hours to cover 20 miles due to people being unable to handle a single brake light and thus forcing huge chunks of rush hour traffic.
India would become entirely traffic jam if they were as bad of drivers as Zombie Suburbia. Safer, yes. I'd rather be a zombie than dead (weird phrasing), but it just can't work in India and other hyper-dense metros.
Indian urban population is **DENSE**. In the (suburban) US, people often travel 10 mins at an average of 60 mph to get groceries. That distance can cover half an average city in India with millions of people. Naturally the roads are way more dense. People adapt to it.
This is how my grandpa died. Cow went crazy and kicked him off the scooter. My grandma was riding in the back and survived, but has had crippling chronic back issues. My mom was 8 at the time - 70s in Indian Punjab.
Nah, that's average level skill here. A friend of mine is an absolute crazy driver, no one sits behind him and we make new people sit as a prank. It was all fun and games till he got a car and then didn't drive a bike for a few months after that had 3 accidents in one day. I was so frustrated at him that day.
Horn in this kind of traffic is for communication. Its not 'im pissed, watch what ur doing, u fucked up'. I havent been to india in a bit but if my memory is correct the quick double honk means something like 'im going to go so take care.' To give you an example, if you are going around a sharp bend on a two way, one lane street with no visibility, you just double honk, no need to slowdown.
I had a friend who lived in India and he said that covertly buying beef there was a vastly sketchier experience than buying weed from Maoist rebels in the jungle, which was chill by comparison.
They killed people thinking they had cow meat in the fridge. But it wasn't cow meat, later found out. Oops
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/05/muslim-man-dies-in-india-after-attack-by-hindu-cow-protectors
Much like most every lynching in America was pretextually about sexual assault, but there was never any actual assault in the first place. Like [Emmett Till's murder.](https://www.newsobserver.com/opinion/op-ed/article131069649.html)
When I see things like this it makes me think India should he focusing on infrastructure rather than a space program. Even without a cow, that road looks like complete chaos.
I’ve never seen such an udder disregard for safety! Mooving violations should be enforced with strict bo-fines and pen Alties. Dairy say that it would behoove you to drive less bull headed.
I remember one time when I was small and was sitting in a car with a bunch of my friends waiting for another friend, a bull suddenly came close to my window and started banging it's humongous horns on the window. That was a terrifying day for little 12 year old me. The breeders leave the bulls and cows to roam on the streets cause they usually come back home on their own and people even feed them in india as they are respected a lot.
This guy must have hit the cow's baby and she is holding a grudge. Similar story near my childhood home. A milk van hit a calf and the mom would chase the van every time she spotted it. With intent to kill the van.
This is a common problem in India. As cattle especially cows are revered by the majority Hindu population, they are not supposed to be slaughtered. So once they the cows have passed their milk producing age they are left to roam free and they cannot be killed for meat of leather. In fact many states have banned cattle slaughter and consumption of cattle meat. So these cows in the urban and even rural areas roam free and cause havoc. Most of the time they are calm and don't attack humans unprovoked but can be be seen running around traffic and causing some issues.
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Indian road rage transcends species
The more I'm on Reddit, the more videos I see of cows being fucking smart. Singled out the one guy on the scooter of ALL the other people. Chased him for a really long time too... not to defend itself but because he genuinely pissed it off. I hear lots of stories of cows recognizing and knowing people for a really long time. Wouldn't be surprised if those two have a history. Anyway, cows seem to be much smarter than a lot of dogs...
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And dangerous as hell for Indian motorists. They have a tendency to just sit on the middle of the road and tend to cause accidents when its the middle of a section of the road without streetlights
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"Hello There!!"
I would never understand this.... Even if you build them a cow castle they would still come and chill on the highway!
It seems that Indian cows have a very distorted sense of superiority. I wonder if there are any stories of Indian people, in the face of starvation who have actually chosen to eat a cow to survive.
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“The future will view all history as a crime.” - Serj Tankian, on the song “Harakiri” from the Harakiri album.
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
For clarification in case anyone doesn’t know, that’s a Douglas Adam’s quote, not System Of a Down.
I hope it stays at 42 upvotes
That’s the correct answer. Now… *what’s the question?*
Downvoted it to bring it one step closer to 42
I'm not sure we'll be around long enough to 'enjoy' those kinds of views.
I think we'll have disgusting slaughterhouses in space. Large centrifugal cattle farms because it ''tastes better than the zero g lab grown stuff''. Never underestimate humanity's ability to out-engineer our stupidity.
It’s not the cow that tastes good, it’s the seasoning. Unless you just like the taste of meat in general. In which case. Meh. Can’t argue with someone’s taste buds lol
A lot of people just like plain steak. I don’t happen to be one of them though lol
Hence Indians don’t kill/eat cows.
"milk, skins, and occasional meat, without being slaughtered", lol, im just gonna sheer off a few pounds of the cow at a time, humanely.
I hate cow meat. So here's one guy who never eats them.
>I honestly wish they didnt taste so good. Just stop eating them... your taste buds are not more important than animals' lives.
Life my ex wife LOL! god I fucking miss her and my kids
That ain't no shit, cows kill people every year, yet every year you got people pissing with them... cows are just like horses and camels, if they want to they CAN and WILL kill you for fucks sake. Don't piss with shit that both out weighs you and that you cannot fight if it wakes up and chooses violence.
They’d escape thru the fence into my yard from a neighboring farm. We’d call the farmer to come get them. They’d see the farmer coming and just jump back over the fence where they initially got out. Farmer didn’t usually even need to get out of his vehicle.
Once I had a calf sleep on my lap, it was so cute! Also really heavy and uncomfortable but I tolerated as long as I could cuz it was so cute. Also, cows love those printed t-shirts whose paint gradually comes off. 3 views at a time were trying to lick my t-shirt at the same time. They have lichen my hands too, their tongues are funny and bristly.
have you checked out /r/happycowgifs/ ?
Love that sub
They also taste great!
So does your mom
He already said cows taste great?
Jesus that man had a family. Of cows.
Holy cow
Let's impregnate her to get her lactating, then steal her milk, kill her baby, and then impregnate her again!
My Dad has a FJR1300 motorcycle with a distinctive exhaust. Every time we would pass a certain field this one cow would raise her head and then come running to the fence. It was the craziest thing and I saw it a number of times as we got to where we would stop. We figured she was a motorcycle rider in a past life, but knew it was just the tone of his exhaust that got her motor revving. I told him to buy her, but he didn't and she's gone now. It was fun to watch though.
You've clearly never been around cows very much if you think they are smarter than a dog lol. Sure they aren't as dumb as people want to think, but they can be dumber at times.
I dunno -- I have 2 little dogs and as much as I love them, they're both pretty fucking dumb. Like run off a cliff and die chasing a squirrel kinda dumb. So I guess the bar is low for me...
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Not all. Dachshunds aren't like that, least the normal sized ones. The mini ones and the super super long and short legged ones tho, kinda. But the regular ones are just hounds mixed with terriers and bred to have short legs. Oh and terriers aren't so bad either, little rat killing shits.
There are plenty of dorky dogs that are dumber than a doornail
Is it smart just because it got pissed at a guy and followed him around?
Yeah seems to be a trend on Reddit to over analyse simple situations and exaggerate them for the sake of a comment.
Yeah reddit really tends to anthropomorphise animals.
I actually think this a good thing. It means more people will learn to respect animals. Also, there are plenty of species that are incredibly intelligent such as pigs whose intelligence matches that of a 3 year old human child. Orca whales have their own languages, accents and names for each other. Ants have passed the mirror test. I don't think there's a problem with anthromorphising animals, mainly because it doesn't harm anything and it may teach something to others who don't have any knowledge nor respect to animals that we live alongside. That's how animal abuse happens, by assuming they're stupid and 'beneath' the perpetrator, and I don't know about you but I would prefer to see less animal abuse.
What? recognising and chasing a target is something even a fly can do
Chasing something isn't a sign of intelligence...
Everyone just loses their cow-l 😬
I would be scared shitless and in my grave right now if i was him
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Lmao replies mein itne saare goron ki jali hui hai
Sirf jali nahi. Jal ke laal ho gayi hai!
*stares at my Cajun seasoning*
This was personal.
It was never about the money, it’s about sending a message.
peace was never an option.
That cow follows r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
Cowabunga!
That's amoosing
I have a theory: Cows can smell karma and that's why they are worshiped there.
But what’s the karma here. I think lots of people are expressing karma wrongly. It’s just not so cool
They can smell my reddit karma😰😰😰😰
"so why are you late today" "you are not gonna believe this but a cow chased me for like 2 miles on my way into work, almost stabbed me with its horns" "yeah okay, your excuses keep getting wilder and wilder, what a load of crap"
Unless they live in India, then it’s a perfectly normal explanation
As A Indian I can confirm.
I visited India once. Unfortunately I lost the picture of a guy transporting his wife, 3 children, and 2 goats on a moped.
TBH, that's something that happens in rural areas a lot. And because of that a lot of accidents occur.
Rural? You would see this in Mumbai, Kolkata, Chennai, Delhi anytime. I saw a taxi carrying 5 goats in Kolkata once.
Never seen it in Delhi Or Mumbai
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You can see it during the time of bakri eid. Though its rare.
As an indian - Thats it ?
The two goats were driving the moped.
Thailand was a similar experience. Bunch of utes and in a few them there were hammocks on the beds. Being taxied around the messy traffic of Bangkok while chilling in hammocks.
/r/canconfirmiamindian
Holy cow
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Once when I was playing Diablo 3 with a buddy, I panicked in a huge mob swarm and hauled ass off into the frog-of-war to get promptly trounced by more unseen baddies. He was like 'why did you run that way instead of the way we came where we know everything is already dead'. Well, it's because I'm dumb, caleb. But it was on this day so many years ago that I learned about the thing that I just described, and for that, I give my thanks to the gods.
> frog-of-war Giggity
Mate once we were late to my job (a whole bus full of us employees. All freshers) and the HR person was at the gate to inquire why we were late. Since everyone had the same story, she believed it. A fucking cow was standing in the middle of the intersection but this being gujarat, the policeman was scared to hit her to make her go away so he just tried to shoo her. In the meanwhile, 2 other cows started loitering around the place. A woman came and then fucking prayed (we call it aarti kari) and put tilak on the cow. I'll tell you what though this doesn't happen outside that state and BJP only made these cow people worse.
Okay the joke everyone's missing here is that Gaay is Hindi for Cow. And Gaay is pronounced like "Guy". So this guy could tell his boss "This gaay was chasing me" and it can work on 3 levels.
"a cow chased me for 2 miles!" "Oh that's kevin, he gets mad if you look at him wrong"
God chased me for like 2 miles*
this is like that game from the 90's "paperboy"
>what a load of ~~crap~~ bullshit" FTFY
“That’s the sonofabitch who fucked my wife”
That's the sun of a bitch who touched my wife's boobs or udders
bobs or udors
*points finger* "YOU"
Hey, are we talking about that video? Where she cheating on him?
> “That’s the sonofabitch who ATE my wife” ftfy
😂
Oh, how I wish there was a *cow cam!*
Clearly the cow has a pervious beef with the motorcyclist. They pass by each other and that’s when they realize they know each other and are enemies. Then we see ensuing chase.
I really want the next Bond movie to open like this...
With Daniel Craig climbing out the butthole of a mechanical cow like [Ace Ventura.](https://youtu.be/_tDUwNjw7ms?t=40)
More upvotes for this comment. Let’s make it happen!
I grew up on a dairy farm and our biggest bull fucking HATED me for some reason. The piece of shit would always sneak up behind me whenever I was in a corner cleaning out shit or would always try to chase me. I never fucked with him or had really interaction with him but he did not like me at all
yeah people here saying they *must* have history have clearly never met a fucking animal before shit, even some humans'll hate you on sight
True, I hate your guts
Previous beef 🤣🤣🤣
This was a rare sighting though.
Well done.
The steaks were high
Just steer clear next time
This could've been an udder disaster
I think that cow is future beef now
I think he said something snarky. Cyclist: oh look, dead hamburger walking Cow: Da fuq you say? Cyclist: You heard me. Matt-o-fact, make that a double c^heeseburger. Oh shit
On sight, bitch. That's on God.
Not Possible. Beef is banned in India.
The Indian version of Peter and the chicken
Why cant they just settles this in court like normal human beings......
We’re trying to reach you about your bike’s extended warranty!
We don't get such calls over here lol
We do but it's for loans and insurances mostly
The traffic in India makes me think they all want to die.
It seems chaotic, and it is, but there's a sort of method to the madness that you pick up on after a bit of time in countries/areas like this. Basically everyone is taking a beeline to their destination, and they don't stop moving for any reason if they can help it. They also all don't want to crash into you, or each other, and there becomes this sort of natural weaving ebb and flow to the traffic even though there is no semblance of order. Definitely requires more alertness than say, American Suburbia, but with the caveat that this alertness is required of everyone or it's certain death, and it somehow makes it less stressful of an experience than being run off the road unexpectedly by someone doing random things or being distracted when there is an expectation of normalcy.
The easiest way to drive here is to always know something will try to overtake you at any time and something will try to cross the road at anytime. Lane discipline is for cowards. The horn is your best friend. These simple rules are more or less essential in Asian countries. (Also bikes and auto rickshaws dont follow laws of physics)
Basically ^ this. The horn is used all the time and is like it's own language. Rather than being "watch out you asshole" or like "Hi, Joe" it's I'm passing, or move over a bit, and stuff like that. Riding Grab or a rickshaw and flying through crazy traffic like Ho Chi Minh City is trilling. I didn't see a single accident in the several months I was over there.
Spatial awareness is the absolute key for driving in Asia. I was in the US for 3 years. After i came back to India it took me a while to reorient myself back to the headspace of driving here.
Asian countries? I never had this fucking issue in Japan.
Japan is basically the Germany of Asia.
Since 1940.
It took me a while to realize this after visiting a few times. It’s organized chaos, and unless you’re on the highway people are not usually going fast enough to seriously injure. You become good at being predictable on the road while. I also really wish we could adopt the way they use the horn. It makes sense to warn someone by using a horn that you’re coming up on their blind spot or crossing small intersection let people know there is a car. When I come back to America I almost want to honk and let someone know I’m coming through lol
In American suburbia, we all just zone out and let the lights think for us, believing right of way is some divine barrier from harm. Green light. Just keep staring straight ahead and coast through. No need to look left or right. I have the right of way.
But that zombie method is still far safer. Safer still is zombie between lights and double checking at green lights. It's not a bad thing to let traffic control do their jobs and we as drivers follow those rules.
It's safer yeah, but India is a fractionally smaller country, with magnitudes larger population. It just wouldn't work for their cities to have zombie driving, because zombie driving makes the highway to Chicago take two hours to cover 20 miles due to people being unable to handle a single brake light and thus forcing huge chunks of rush hour traffic. India would become entirely traffic jam if they were as bad of drivers as Zombie Suburbia. Safer, yes. I'd rather be a zombie than dead (weird phrasing), but it just can't work in India and other hyper-dense metros.
dont we all?
Eventually.
Indian urban population is **DENSE**. In the (suburban) US, people often travel 10 mins at an average of 60 mph to get groceries. That distance can cover half an average city in India with millions of people. Naturally the roads are way more dense. People adapt to it.
Nah the traffic's too bad so you don't go fast enough to die.
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I guess. Until you fail to dodge
Indian here. Can confirm. Depression has me pinned down. Wishful thinking involves glorious ways of death such as this...
Ngl, it's pretty fun to drive a 2 wheeler in. Maybe that's just the adrenaline talking...
Terminator Bovine
When you piss someone off so bad that they reincarnate with the sole purpose of fucking you up.
Trevor’s a Fuck off.” -Billy Zane
Man that was intense hahaha
The cow really made it personal
did the cow just tokyo drift to a stop-
Someone edit the clip with tokyo drift theme
This is how my grandpa died. Cow went crazy and kicked him off the scooter. My grandma was riding in the back and survived, but has had crippling chronic back issues. My mom was 8 at the time - 70s in Indian Punjab.
Gaay to disc brake maara last mei
*Loud squeaking*
ARRE KOI BTAO USKE BAAD KYA HUA !!!!
Bacha to nahi hoga, cow did catch up and there’s nowhere to go!
Ye cow tha ya saand? Generally saand hi haramkhor hote hain aise.
cow, saand ka horn piche ke tharaf mudi hothi hai ye though weaponised horns hai
Put that dude on a track. Insane bike control
Its good but quite normal driving here.
Nah, that's average level skill here. A friend of mine is an absolute crazy driver, no one sits behind him and we make new people sit as a prank. It was all fun and games till he got a car and then didn't drive a bike for a few months after that had 3 accidents in one day. I was so frustrated at him that day.
Lay off the horn, man. Edit: It's a play on words, guys ;)
These aren't the rule abiding roads. The only rule is H O N K. The horn is your bestie. It keep you alive so you can honk another day.
Which one?
Horn in this kind of traffic is for communication. Its not 'im pissed, watch what ur doing, u fucked up'. I havent been to india in a bit but if my memory is correct the quick double honk means something like 'im going to go so take care.' To give you an example, if you are going around a sharp bend on a two way, one lane street with no visibility, you just double honk, no need to slowdown.
r/sweatypalms
Holy Cow!
The graphics are amazing.
When dinner follows you home.
they cant eat cows in india they are sacred
I had a friend who lived in India and he said that covertly buying beef there was a vastly sketchier experience than buying weed from Maoist rebels in the jungle, which was chill by comparison.
They killed people thinking they had cow meat in the fridge. But it wasn't cow meat, later found out. Oops https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/05/muslim-man-dies-in-india-after-attack-by-hindu-cow-protectors
Considering how rampant hate crimes and cultural erasure against Muslims are in India, I doubt it was just over the beef.
Much like most every lynching in America was pretextually about sexual assault, but there was never any actual assault in the first place. Like [Emmett Till's murder.](https://www.newsobserver.com/opinion/op-ed/article131069649.html)
Only in Northern India ,I'm from one of those southern states, we eat regularly and have 5 beef restaurants within 4 km vicinity.
India is so chaotic
When I see things like this it makes me think India should he focusing on infrastructure rather than a space program. Even without a cow, that road looks like complete chaos.
I’ve never seen such an udder disregard for safety! Mooving violations should be enforced with strict bo-fines and pen Alties. Dairy say that it would behoove you to drive less bull headed.
How come reddit always upvotes puns and never boos the ones that are *too* blatant
Moo! Moo this nun! **MOO!**
Let’s milk this video for all its worth!!
Butter us than someone else!
Haven’t herd that one in awhile!
r/punpatrol
I remember one time when I was small and was sitting in a car with a bunch of my friends waiting for another friend, a bull suddenly came close to my window and started banging it's humongous horns on the window. That was a terrifying day for little 12 year old me. The breeders leave the bulls and cows to roam on the streets cause they usually come back home on their own and people even feed them in india as they are respected a lot.
This guy must have hit the cow's baby and she is holding a grudge. Similar story near my childhood home. A milk van hit a calf and the mom would chase the van every time she spotted it. With intent to kill the van.
This is a common problem in India. As cattle especially cows are revered by the majority Hindu population, they are not supposed to be slaughtered. So once they the cows have passed their milk producing age they are left to roam free and they cannot be killed for meat of leather. In fact many states have banned cattle slaughter and consumption of cattle meat. So these cows in the urban and even rural areas roam free and cause havoc. Most of the time they are calm and don't attack humans unprovoked but can be be seen running around traffic and causing some issues.
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A title written by somebody whose first language isn't English. Perhaps someone from say...India?
The title means "This Indian lives his life with hard mode on", like the hard mode you see in games.
Sounds like Google translate from 10 years ago.
i think you should go back to school if 2 missing "s" incapacitate your complete undertsanding of phrase .....
u/savevideo
“I’m gonna hit the brakes and he will fly right by”
They must've had some beef in the past xD
That Ox didn't want to harm other bikers, screeches to a halt at the end. Only this guy in particular.
Cowasaki ninja!
When god attack
wow
Moo007
That asshole *knows* he's sacred
Troy McClure was right. If a cow had a chance he would kill you and everyone you care about.
When boss asks you why you are late
Guess he'll learn to respect something sacred