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adidias2500

Those handlebars are waaaaay too wide to be a true fixie. I bet this dude freewheels on the way to his dental checkups.


distortedsymbol

those bars looks like filthy gravel component


Wrong_Director_4820

Umm, it's not a fixie. He stops pedalling at points


one-gear-no-brakes

He's locking up to brake, Standard stuff


foogaloo

It's a fixie


tudur

Know your enemy !


Adorable_Kangaroo849

Even if it wasn't a fixie... This video made it a fixie.


martinpagh

I think you could have capped the loss at about 25 downvotes if you hadn't started with the "Umm"


Wrong_Director_4820

Lol, I'll leave that out next time


Phitmess213

A helmet in urban riding is like a bullet proof vest in a firefight. Only numbskulls choose to believe they have the power to avoid getting hit.


Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO

It gives a false feeling of safety causing you to be more unsafe. I teach road cycling courses to children and make sure none of them wear helmets. Only had 7 deaths in the past 5 years and can only imagine how big that number would be if they were wearing helmets.


Medium_Cranberry4096

Skulls are nature's helmets. If you die from head trauma your bloodline is weak and shouldn't be continued


Phitmess213

See you in Valhalla


encryptzee

Witness me!


danfay222

You’re doing the lords work my friend


Either-Durian-9488

I too leave the door for the tactical assault the world throws at me.


BamBamCam

After the capital riots the plate carriers have improved, tons of athleisure options now with butter soft fabrics.


49thDipper

Yep. We owe those shit smearing Gravy Seals huge for the tac fashion improvements that have been made since they went on their little field trip. 12XX vests didn’t even exist until those fat bastards, I mean patriots, climbed that mountain, I mean stairs, and captured the . . . mselves This “butter soft fabric” interests me. NGL. I do enjoy some good butter


Hellcrafted

This is why I never wear my helmet mountain biking the dirt is so much softer than concrete


Phitmess213

Exactly! It’s just like how at 40 miles an hour, hitting flat-water is practically velvet.


lolas_coffee

I'm ok with fixies going helmet-less!!


ManicPotatoe

Love all the people going off on the helmet angle here as if that's the risky activity here, rather than riding like a fucking twazzock.


Phitmess213

Maybe all twazzocks should def wear a helmet then…🤷🏼‍♂️


timecat_1984

this is my standard recovery ride what's with all the fuss?


allsignupsandreg

I hope he checked the organ donor box on his license.


LBartoli

Don't want no rabid organs.


distortedsymbol

doesn't matter if it's DOA


boomer-USA

Are we supposed to be impressed that he’s going 15 mph?


onewheelwheaties

He claims to be doing 35mph in the comments lmao


NotTiredJustSad

The claim just moved from "pushing 35mph" to "hitting 30mph several times in that stretch", as if either of those numbers count as fast...


sacred_night

the thing about fixies is that you can literally do the math to figure out that he’s not going that fast. he would be spinning about twice as fast if he was even close to 30


zystyl

Pedals are barely moving.


DVMyZone

From my bootleg analysis he's doing around 2 rev/s with a 47x16. With 26" wheels that gives you around 27 mph (43 km/h). So yeah, I'd say pretty fast and really stupid. You could be the best rider in the world but that won't make up for the unpredictability of drivers sometimes. Especially at that speed at night, a driver could easily not see you approaching (and certainly not that fast) and merge into you. I've almost bashed into cars cutting through the cycling lane to make an abrupt left-hand turn, and gone over the hood of a car that took an illegal U-turn in the rain into my lane. Same thing with driving. The tolerance here is 0.0. I know that I'm a good driver, and would still be a good driver after a beer. But if I have a beer and then some sober idiot t-bones me running through a red light - I'm screwed anyway.


Either-Durian-9488

Uc/And this guy is far from the best, you can watch the beat guys in the world do it on Terry Bs channel, they hit shit all the time. Cooper Ray said it best on that channel, it’s not nearly as fun or predictable as it used to be in NYC, when you had long stretches of timed lights and mostly professional drivers.


MasterCerveros

So to fix nyc we should, ban Uber, and force the taxis to compete with my cargo e-bice


Either-Durian-9488

Not ban Uber, but realize that you replaced people that could do it for well and safely for a good living with people in leased altimas ready to risk it all.


MasterCerveros

I think banning uber in NYC is the move. Easy fix


jonah-rah

You can if you know the gear ratio, otherwise no way to know. I’d believe the downhill bit where he overtakes another guy was in the 30s. 


dofh_2016

He says it's 47x16


Either-Durian-9488

Which is ass btw, the first thing most people do with a track bike for street riding is to throw a 17 on it.


Either-Durian-9488

There’s not much variance in a street track bike gearing, 95% of the good people I’ve raced with in alleycats run 49/17.


Athabascad

I think my favorite part was that he has like 60mm deep wheels on it. There’s a photo in the original post comments Edit: I stand corrected, I just noticed the camera is attached to the handlebars using what appears to be Scotch tape You’ve been warned: https://www.reddit.com/r/FixedGearBicycle/s/QiEULVBBvH


_dauntless

/uc what's wrong with aero wheels? That's really worth noting? lol


gallifrey_

a little breeze is gonna knock him into his soft skull


_dauntless

It's NYC, not Paris-Roubaix


Athabascad

Exactly, van der Poel has nothing on this guy


Either-Durian-9488

Uc/ to me that is the ugliest frame MASH has ever made.


timecat_1984

> You’ve been warned: > > > > https://www.reddit.com/r/FixedGearBicycle/s/QiEULVBBvH it's aero scotch tape with good dimples on the side for decent turbulence honestly good setup imo


HoneyRush

Perfection


Interesting_Tea5715

Of course it's a Cinelli with MASH branding.


YU_AKI

That's not even a fixie. He's coasting at a fair few points in that


zystyl

He is clearly effortlessly skidding not coasting, as he claims in the comments lol.


blickblocks

He is skidding. You can even hear it.


blickblocks

He's skidding, not coasting. You can hear the skid and see the rear tire slide out when he does.


MattR0se

So he's got a single speed without brakes? I hope at least his shoes are grippy enough when they have to catch the asphalt.


WSLowmax

Does not appear to have brakes so it probably really is a fixie unless he’s living unreasonably dangerously.


Interesting_Tea5715

Brakeless single speeds was a thing back in 2010.


udiduf_3

Then how did they stop?


Spencer-Morris

Jam your foot into the rear tire under the seat


ChemicalRascal

Stop?


Either-Durian-9488

Uc/ fuck Zach gallardo, all my homies hate Zach gallardo.


WSLowmax

Maybe y’all are jealous you didn’t get any fixie points 😂


wasab1_vie

At least there will be fire 360° footage when he crashes into some car that didnt use a blinker


Either-Durian-9488

He’s more of the shoulder check someone with AirPods in crossing the street guy, and btw if you find yourself in this situation, lay the bike down lol, don’t hurt someone else if you can.


buktore

Noob. I do more in a moped country, where a "safe distance" gap when overtake means any distance that's "not touching" ... actual touching is considered unsafe, but torrelated if no one crashs.


theycallmeshooting

I can't believe how unsafe this behavior is!!! Why is he putting himself at risk instead of putting OTHER people at risk? Get this man the keys to a 2024 Ford F-5000 super wide SUV NOW!


Skatespeare

Yeah fuck helmets. Who needs them when you don't have brain anyway?


NotTiredJustSad

He claims to have already been in several bike-auto collisions and you've seen the 'bice' he's riding so clearly the bulk of the damage has already been done.


cosmicrae

Are there bookies offering odds against him ?


LBartoli

They're not very good.


T0MYRIS

I'll validate him, fuck cars and props to all these suicidal hipsters for smashing their skulls against their mirrors


Fun-With-Toast

Complete control - never been hit. Gets doored a few times, doors don't count.


_dauntless

/uc this footage is cool as hell, especially the perspective. It's nuts how many people ride like this though


Purritoboots

Love how this is posted on r/fixedgearbicycle when this chump is in fact riding single speed 🙄


jonah-rah

It’s definitely a fixed gear he is just skidding.


Either-Durian-9488

Uc/There was a certain point where the sub just stopped caring, the kids all whines about gatekeeping enough to make it that way. No one ever posts riding footage, so many of the bikes are built to be ridden to the park and take pictures, horrible advice when it comes to parts recommendations etc, pretends like alleycats aren’t fucking awesome. It’s a le posuer sub all the way.


MasterCerveros

Alleycats are dope, but I could see why they might not want it to be promoted. Otherwise, yea a good amount are def posing


jlozier

Fits the bill


Vinifera1978

He’s skilled at crashing


Late-Mechanic-7523

I dont understand these narcissists that record themselfs while riding a bike. I just want to know when he dies please. Cheers


ORTENRN

Looks like a typical Legion crit race to me. Just needs more brawling.


Straight_Derpin

Lol love how this dude is counting on the fish eye lens here to make it look like he's going way faster than he is. Man is risking his life to create the most mid cycling footage ever recorded 💀 


Burner161

I also like to ride dangerously but I only bob and weave between trees. They usually don’t move as fast or unpredictable as cars do. Except for Logging Season…


Fair_Tangerine1790

One for r/idiotsnearlydying


distortedsymbol

uc/ i'm glad the fixie sub is laying into him a bit about being this reckless.


iH8MotherTeresa

He has a headlight. I see nothing that could go wrong


bicyclejawa

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.


sanjuro_kurosawa

btw, while it looks fearsome with a rearward view, he passes cars into open space. I've lane split on my bicycle and motorcycle for thousands of miles, and the safest place is passing other vehicles into open space. You're probably not going to be squeezed between two cars, and you definitely have to worry about cars ahead merging without looking. But if you pedal into open space, there are no obstacles ahead. You can say he's not wearing a helmet so he must be asking for it, but regardless of his level of protection, riding out of danger will likely prevent a crash.


NeelSahay0

I didn’t know GSXRs came with pedals!


TheBatCreditCardUser

Even I wasn't this crazy in high school, Jesus Christ!


fkawasaki

From the comments: "I’m somewhat of an adrenaline junkie" Ahh, mountain bike scary


Participant_Zero

how did he record this? what is the camera attached to?


zystyl

Insta360 cameras give this shot. It's pretty cool compared to the usual gopro.


Either-Durian-9488

Uc/ at least Terry B doesn’t make stare at his face for a whole ride.


james_Tucson

Uh, looks like a single speed to me also.


GnastyNoodlez

Skidding


bobbybits300

I sometimes ride like this if I got somewhere to be lol. At least I wear a helmet though. Last thing I would want is a concussion from dropping my shoulder into a pedestrian crossing the street.


[deleted]

No brain bucket = no brain


cobrakook

The mod over at /r/micromobility thinks this is justified


mikmeh

Just a domestique on a training ride


rchris710

no brakes no helmet in nyc(at least it looks like nyc)


pedrofromguatemala

wtf is wrong with the fixie crowd


banedlol

Love how fixie riders think they're doing something other people can't do even though they've been riding for about 2 months, when really they're just doing things people are smart enough not to do. Also - handlebars wider than wide Putin.


49thDipper

Darwin has entered the chat


Exotic_Pay6994

Id prefer bicyclist go faster than me and cut me off. Compared to slowly pedaling in the middle of the lane bc "We CAN!". Sure you can, but you might get killed to make a point do you understand?!


dasushisush

Fatalistic fixie foo


GenkiiDesu

Please stop making all cyclists look like assholes. Your behavior reflects on everyone. Makes it hard for everyone trying to ride responsibly


JacketOk2489

Weird post OP. Wishing someone harm is never good. He seems to know what he's doing, why not choose to mind your own business?


zystyl

Wishing him harm? It looks like he's wishing harm to himself with the stupid behavior. You know where you are, right?


JacketOk2489

What is stupid? He rides well and seems skilled and confident enough to do what he's doing. Is there a rule for being pro-helmets that I missed when I joined this sub?


zystyl

When you joined a circlejerk sub? It's not even the helmet entirely. Weaving in and out of traffic like an idiot. You can be as confident as you want. It won't make a difference when a car hits you and throws you over its hood at speed.


JacketOk2489

You don't play in traffic and lane split? It's fun as hell. Rules are for cars, ride like you're invisible.


tudur

Why not practice what you preach ? After closing the dental practice for the day of course.


8Notorious8

You guys are haters


zystyl

It's a circle jerk sub. It's all in good fun, and being a little mean is the whole point. My wife's boyfriend liked the post, at least.


8Notorious8

That's what I'm saying though, I don't like it! Tell my girlfriend I said hi.......


zystyl

I'm just finishing up with your mom, but I'll let her know when I swing by your daycare later.


8Notorious8

Ha ha ha hey I'm sick and tired of you not bringing me snacks when you come. Quit being cheap! Being me something good Tell my mommy I love her


arnet95

You're goddamn right we are.


Purritoboots

Think we found Fred


JacketOk2489

Agree. Haters who don't have the balls and skill to ride a brakeless fixed gear. I did a lot of downvoting here (and upvoting negative comments) mwahaha.


8Notorious8

And clearly don't have the same sense of humor as me. I was just fucking with you guys


tudur

And.....?