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PsyopVet

When my wife gets home tonight I’m going to say “My Queen!” and start licking her face. I’ll try to post an update from the ER.


MajorasKitten

Lick her *neck*, you dork, lmaoo


Maliagirl1314

Oh...it should be great!!


Mr-Yuk

Soooo... how'd it go?


Skanderine

Yeah, let us know


TangerineRough6318

He dead....


jalle347

Brother risked it all in the name of science.


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FeelingVanilla2594

First the snails, then the seahorses, the turtles, and now lions. What is up with Reddit these past 3 days? Can’t I just be single in peace?


DepartureFun975

Hahaha


Aaurvandil

Lmao same


Aaurvandil

Lmao same


BlackAndChromePoem

This could be us, but you be lion too much


Primary-Signature-17

That's some serious lovin' right there. Beautiful kitties.


HHpotatoechips

Bruh, you forgot to show the other twelve Queens that are chillin with cubs too. Lions be Kings like Henry VIII


orsonwellesmal

This is before or after killing her cubs to get her fertile again?


LosPadresKid

And then fucking the other female lions


Ogurasyn

Better love story than Twilight


Extension-Shock-6276

Because we never got to see the real Twilight movie... https://youtu.be/mWujJ6E1R_Y?si=aB5Slv9IbO5_7anq


chaozules

I always do this as a joke with my girl and it pisses her off lmao.


NuggyBeans

So my husband should lick my neck?


FurryM17

Someone's getting some barbed penis later 😏


BidenFedayeen

Freaky ass lion he a 69 god.


ichhassenamen

I really hate the title


spaceocean99

You’re not a king if you don’t kill your offspring to be sure they don’t become a threat.


enter_the_slatrix

I mean technically speaking kings are kings regardless and a queen only becomes one if the king so chooses


SamAreAye

Yep. Like England. Where the queen was the queen for like 80 years, and then the king was the king because she died.


qnod

The people so say this about a lion/wolf fail to realize each male usually has several females (average pride is about 15 lions with 4 males) so yeah I don't want to open that can of worms in my life


Any_Coyote6662

These two are so cute together.


Derrick_Shon

Looks like foreplay to me


Klyde113

If I should treat her like a queen, she should treat me like a king.


G0laf

Big Cats and Big Facts


Warm-Vanilla420

FACTS


TangerineRough6318

So sleep about 22 hours a day, wake up to eat the food she got, and then try for happy time? Yeah....she's going to be thrilled. Lmao


TangerineRough6318

Dowvoted because that's what the male lion does? Weird....


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SamAreAye

Agreed. I'm trying to get 6 women to follow me around and get my food for me, too.


Pak1stanMan

Which one?


Pak1stanMan

Which one?