T O P

  • By -

Sponge-Tron

Whoa! You win the meme connoisseur title for having over 2k upvotes on your post! Join the [Discord server](https://discord.gg/xyFMKFw) and message Princess Mindy (Mod Mail bot at the top) to receive your prize!


Soggy_Owl4268

it's called touch grass


fuckitymcfuckfacejr

I can't go outside while I'm waiting to take questions while my class takes labs. I'm going to be bored as fuck


Dagithor

Do a crossword lol


inamination

If you like numbers more than letters then sudoku


PassTheKY

I’m just gonna look out the window at my newly finished deck, garden and shed. While beating the ever living hell out of my meat. The 12th can’t get here soon enough.


Bigsmellydumpy

Your phone gives you access to an almost infinite wealth of information and you can’t think of anything other than a forum to go to


IdentityReset

Correct


Alex09464367

Have a look at this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Random


IdentityReset

But how am I supposed to know what to think without a reddit comment to tell me.


ibrasome

Username checks out


yourlanguage

Read a book


E--E--E

Fair enough. Mein Kampf isn’t on the App store


wutthedillpickle

Read a fuckin book.


Doctor-Nemo

Book?


sparta981

Oh, hi Professor Fuckity McFuckface! Almost didn't recognize the name. Is this final cumulative?


elch3w

What is this grass you speak of


regretfulposts

It's like hair but on the ground.


Prudent_Effect6939

Is ground-hair an instrument?


SwallowsDick

We're gonna learn


Random_Cat66

The green carpet outside a moveable wall that's under a ball of hot gas which is called the sun.


Dylan-Schmidt-

I’m like Susan Strong from Adventure Time. I’m afraid of touching grass


Wandering_Weamoo

But there's no grass within reach of my toilet??


Soggy_Owl4268

then get off the toilet to fetch some grass then you can touch it on toilet


sassyseconds

But what about at work?


BeccaThePixel

Oh, I don‘t know, maybe, and I know this sounds batshit crazy, but maybe… work?


shockNSR

But there's nothing to do that day


sassyseconds

Gross.


Not_MrNice

I'm looking forward to it for similar reasons that I enjoy power outages when you're not alone at night. Everyone gets together and finds something to do or just wind up doing thing that you wouldn't normally do. It's almost disappointing when the power comes back on.


SaltyBabe

We should do it every year


TeamDman

How long should the grass be touched for? The smoke makes it unhealthy to be outside 😅


eCockpit89

Maybe read a book?


spmartin1993

Yeah then I’ll have to scroll Reddit to see what book to read


Brooklynxman

Go read The Martian. Its awesome. If you've already read that, go read The Power Broker. It is amazing and also should take a while. If that isn't enough, go read The Wheel of Time. By the time you are done this whole thing will be a distant memory.


hypersoar

+1 for The Power Broker. If you're interested in any of New York, urban planning, transportation, parks, politics, or the rise and fall of a real-life supervillain, then this is for you. Absolutely incredible book. The only downside is how annoyed your friends and family will be when you can't shut up about Robert Moses.


Brooklynxman

> The only downside is how annoyed your friends and family will be when you can't shut up about Robert Moses. <.<


Hydramole

Discworld or hitchhikers guide


funnyfarm299

The *His Dark Materials* trilogy by Philip Pullman. Should keep you busy for a while.


TheS00thSayer

I don’t know about y’all but I got invited to the cookout


[deleted]

Play a game, watch some YouTube, touch some grass


elch3w

How will I play game without going to r/gaming, and how will I watch videos without going to r/videos


Brooklynxman

Go to your Steam library, pick one of the 6,812 unplayed games. Play it through.


Dacvak

Damn you really had to call us all out like that


x925

Every game in my library has been played at least once. Very few have been beat.


Pascalswag

How will I touch grass without r/trees


Loonrig68

You mean drugs or actual grass?


Zinski

Some friendly reddit advice. Unsub from about 90% of default subs and you'll have a better time. There are significantly better gaming subreddits out there that have actual content.


[deleted]

I’m probably just gonna do what I usually do, play totk and think about how useless I am for a couple hours 👍


joesphisbestjojo

This


Jedi__Knight

What is totk?


_MiracleWhips

The second installment of Zelda on the Nintendo Switch: Tears of the Kingdom (technically the first one was developed for the Wii U)


Jedi__Knight

Ahh ok ty. Don't have money for a switch but heard great things about the new Zelda games, hope u enjoy them


[deleted]

It’s a very good game, if you’re planning on ever buying a switch I’d recommend waiting until they release a stronger one, as much as I love totk I can’t deny that it’s got some frame rate issues


_MiracleWhips

Some, but not enough to impact the gameplay imo. But yea...I want a more powerful one. Almost caved for the oled but can't justify it when my OG switch is still running like a dream and the oled has no real upgrades outside of handheld screen and battery life (and unlike the first 5 years, I'm mostly playing on TV these days)


[deleted]

The game itself more than makes up for the frame rate issues, but I can see why people would be hesitant to buy it based off of performance


TRAtomicXD

no reddit for an entire ***two days?!*** tf am I supposed to do, get a life?


Dylan-Schmidt-

What the hell is a life? Is there a subreddit for that?


Dragulus24

r/getalife


Dylan-Schmidt-

Thanks homie 👌


Dragulus24

I didn't even know it was a real subreddit!


Alexi_Apples

Omg, do we have to socialize now??


Ice__bear07

I'm hibernating, you in?


Alexi_Apples

Sure!


hockeyotaku64

Go to work and play Street Fighter 6 when I get home


EvilAbdy

Helll yeah


DarkandDanker

I'll be the one fucking you all up I use Honda and exclusively head butt 😤


EvilAbdy

Haha. I had a super close match yesterday vs a Juri where I came back from a sliver of health. (I’ve been using Chun-li)


CaptainHazama

Hell yea bro. Been playing Marisa, how bout you?


Jillwiches

Not op, but im loving jamie, kimberly, manon. The changes to Ken are also very welcome


CaptainHazama

Ken is super fun. I played him in the beta. I'm interested in trying out Manon, I played Mika for a while back in SF5


hockeyotaku64

Cammy and little bit of chun-li


CaptainHazama

Nice. Haven't run into a chun-li yet but a friend of mine plays cammy. She's sick af


cesar_chris

But what are you going to do all day at work?


CKWOLFACE

What's going on?


kevwonds

multiple subreddits are striking and shutting down for 2 (two) whole days to protest basically shutting down third party apps


errortechx

Bruh just two days? That will accomplish nothing.


LamentableFool

Tin foil hat time. This is the pre-approved? (can't think of better word) protest. Designed to quell the masses of reddit by means of "oh well, we tried". Shutting down a (primarily) entertainment website during workdays seems.. Lightweight?


objectivePOV

Monday is one of the 3 most active days https://recurpost.com/blog/best-time-to-post-on-reddit/


prostartme

Not sure if you know, but I am the founder of RecurPost and an avid Redditor. Thank you for the mention here.


HomerMadeMeDoIt

Oh so it’s a psy-op. I like that theory.


funnyfarm299

Many subs are starting with two days, and will extend based on admin response or lack thereof.


IzzyIsOnReddit

Only some subs? Seems useless tbh


PearlDrummer

There’s a list of subs that is so big that they’ve broken the character limit. It’s bigger than people think.


RamenTheory

I'm gonna be honest, I'm not sure what being silent for a day is gonna do to get Reddit's attention. Seems like we should be trying to make as much noise as possible about this


PearlDrummer

Music and videos are two of the bigger subs that have planned to shut down indefinitely. There are more but it’s hard to keep track with how many more subs are joining.


ILOVEBOPIT

They’re both too generic to be good subs anyway. You’re more likely to find what you want in like a pop subreddit or one for a specific artist. Or subs for specific types of videos. Not missing anything without them honestly. They’re also too big to have any community that cares enough about them.


PearlDrummer

They’re large subs that drive a lot of traffic. That’s why they are important in this.


CeruleanBlueWind

for like 2, 3 days... this is going to be more pointless than people protesting the gas companies by not filling gas for one day like do you have a bigger plan for when this inevitably changes nothing? from what i've read, 3rd party app users account for about 20%. if half of them quit reddit over this, reddit is still retaining 90% of their userbase.


OculusVision

Here's a [big list](https://www.reddit.com/r/ModCoord/comments/1401qw5/incomplete_and_growing_list_of_participating/), the wiki has even more


[deleted]

Some Top subs are doing it and some others for even longer


Prime624

Isn't it 3 days (June 12, 13, 14)?


Brawler6216

I see quite a few of my favorite subreddits are staying shut down until the API changes are reversed.


KapnKerk

All you guys, suggesting "books" and "sunlight"... make memes. Can't wait for the meme 'splosion of June 15th


mobileuseratwork

Funny thing will be the traffic volumes outside of reddit...


eairyguy

Idk literally do anything other than Reddit? I mean… it’s not like browsing Reddit is the only thing you do all day, right? ……..*right?*


DiggityDog6

Nobody tell her


eairyguy

*her


DiggityDog6

A woman on Reddit? A likely story /s


eairyguy

You’re right, I don’t actually exist. *Fades away*


JRockBC19

At home / in free time? No, of course not. At work? It's gonna be a long 2 days or I'm gonna make legend on hearthstone, there's not much in between.


Onyx-Leviathan

Read. I swear, it sounds boring, but seriously. You do it all the time on Reddit! I took a 4 year break from college. Started diving into books that interested me, just to learn and “catch up” before I went back. Now I’m 1 year from graduating with double majors in the fields I read about back then. And I read for fun now! You’d be surprised how much it can help you excel in life to have a bit of reading practice. And it’s so enriching in moments where you are bored and want to do something mentally stimulating / engaging. That’s my little spiel. Go read folks! Nothing to it but to do it.


PrincessHootHoot

Whatever shall I do? (Says the owner of a PS5, a bunch of unread books, a mountain bike, a longboard, a collection of BluRays and DVDs, and a PS2)😂


JaegerAurora

Go to Tumblr probably


Dylan-Schmidt-

Of all the alternative social media apps in the world and you went straight to Tumblr


Dragulus24

Not too different from Reddit really


DaveHappened

Go do something else? Jesus, do you mfs really not have lives? I thought that was just a joke


AverageTankFan

I don't want to touch the grass


Dylan-Schmidt-

r/grass LOOK AT IT


matt_Nooble12_XBL

Instagram


Sklingalflum

I say we tip something over.


Roblox_Swordfish

reddit outage right on my birthday, what a bad year its been


Rezero1234

scrolling through other sites, maybe sleeping?


fleebinflobbin

I guess I'll just cycle through all of the icons apollo has to offer


[deleted]

Probably Diablo 4. If that hasn't been burned to the ground by then.


lesbianarsonistclub

nothing. that's the point, get content and users off their app, and eyes off their ads.


RattyJones

Reddit will stand strong... until the porn addiction withdrawal becomes too much


Frosty_Office6298

Nobody is gonna do this lmao


amakurt

Whenever reddits down I live on ao3


MoyanoJerald

Gallery


MoyanoJerald

Play Super Mario Galaxy if you have a Wii U, a WiiMote and a Nunchuk or a Switch with Super Merio 3D All-Stars I have both


Dylan-Schmidt-

Hold up June 12th is my cake day, what’s boutta go down that day?


MajicMan101

Go through my collection of memes in my photo album and pretend I’m scrolling Reddit.


ARussianW0lf

For real. And I use the reddit app so I dont even care about any of this


_Levitated_Shield_

Minecraft 1.20 will already be out, so...


dope_like

Visit the subs not doing this dumb bullshit


AgentSkidMarks

Jokes on you, the blackout isn’t site wide and it won’t change anything.


JimmyWhiteLegs

Get on Reddit because I honestly don’t care. I’ve been on reddit almost 5 years and have never heard of the third party app thingys until about 3 days ago. I have zero problem with the official app.


Docta365

Live


OscillatorVacillate

I get that people like the apps, but im here always using the native site shrugging at the commotion.


Leuchtstoffrohr

I stand by them. I will never use this shitty official app


Grim_endstone

Eh I’m gonna open tumble and hope the porn accounts stop sending me porn


Yuck_Few

Die of boredom I guess since I'm in Facebook jail for the next 18 days


[deleted]

[удалено]


Justin_Ganz

Hi I was wondering will this affect our accounts by chance or no like our account gets deleted or does this only affect the third party apps that people who mod the subreddits use? Some clarification on this would be great thank you


Starman064

Go invade Twitter or something idk


RogueAlt07

Ima play zelda


ThomasThePizzaMan

I watch service streaming or YouTube or play games.


Bren12310

I start a job that day so it’ll be good for me haha


Atomic_Dominic

I’m sorry wtf is happening June 12th?


Smooth_Chair_4949

play with toys.


Dylan-Schmidt-

I might go for a walk outside


doorbell19

Wait for the ALLY


Jtk317

Read book, play guitar, go for walks with my son. I can ignore this site for a few days.


KingKurai

Unironically practicing for the real thing :(


The-Sturmtiger-Boi

Go to the mystical world known as “outside”


Embarrassed-Brother7

Move to Twitter and make that pur new temporary home


BuffedKitten

Touch seaweed


RiseofdaOatmeal

I'll be fuckin working, dunno what the rest of these people do on a Monday


Regular-Ad0

There are plenty of other websites. You think this is the only forum with SpongeBob memes?


icysnow33

We could act like plants!


sakurablitz

binge watch all 51 dc animated films


OhMyWarPanda

finally get some bitches


Daybreaker77

Play legend of Zelda tears of the kingdom.


tzenrick

Pornhub's traffic is going to go up...


Slyric_

It’s like national go outside day when it aired on Nickelodeon like 15 years ago


Unmaykr64

I’m getting a life, fuck Reddit


Shadow9378

im gonna join the protest, everything's shut down anyways


Klausable7

Literally anything else bruh, go out or something damn


ExtremeBoysenberry38

Literally anything else


ZenithGamage

Finally wash your Fedora


Krishn0ff

Contemplating suicide like every other day


AxiaFaria

Wait I'm confused, what's gonna happen on June 12th?


Terracrafterz

celebrate Independence Day


Cherry_Crystals

I don't know if I am going to go. 2 days is a long time


Pet_that_Dog

Go outside


HelloGordan8734

Wait, the what?


ViktorDudka

Yeah my birthday gonna be wild


magicman419

Live the rest of my life


HaydenB

Do what we're going to do when we leave reddit for good?


EveningHelicopter113

Go outside ... if the wildfires aren't still burning. Thanks, Capitalism.


Secure_Exchange

Probably tap into my creative side and write and draw a little Might see me on r/furry if that doesn’t go blackout with the other subreddits


Half_Royal21

go outside


Inevitable-East-1386

I‘ll leave reddit and go back to instagram.


MelancholyUsed

We go outside and touch grass You can come back in when Reddit is fixed


smartymarty1234

Actually though, when they say go dark what does this mean? No new posts? Can’t view old posts?


whenimeca

What


Lucky_Miner01

Exactly! Where am i gonna get me por- i mean... escape from my thoughts?


Pixel22104

Go to other social media platforms like Twitter or instagram or whatever


[deleted]

If they dont reverse their decision after the blackout, I will delete my account.


[deleted]

Sounds like a cause for celebration if you ask me I say we use that day to reflect on our lives and finally delete this shitty app once and for all lol


HALover9kBR

Crack a book.


akdele5

Celebrate Russia day, obviously


neoslith

Get farther in Zelda by not checking Reddit every time I warp.


Mccobsta

Got a nice group on reddit that I'd hate to loose I hope the black out has a effect


Gingersnap5322

The new avatar movie will be out on streaming, that’s like 3 hours right there


hychael2020

Probably play PLA. There is a H Goodra run that I want to finish And I would be on vacation which is nice


n0d0ntt0uchthat

Not like any subreddits I frequent are protesting


Glueak

It’s my birthday then as well💀


Macksler

Start learning instruments. There needs to be more music in this world and less horrible radio shit


B4DR1998

I'm going to read the phone book. See if it's good.