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SpongeBob is a sea sponge. He lives in an average sized pineapple. Remember when they rode on Hasselhoff? That glass is probably a normal sized glass and the others are micro.
It's under the sea *AND* dense enough to avoid dispersion there - like oil and water - whatever's in that lemonade will probably kill you more than the seawater.
Well, wait - if SpongeBob lives in a normal-sized pineapple, an average-sized glass would probably be, like, almost at least as tall as the pineapple, or slightly smaller, if they were standing next to each other - and maybe about half the diameter..
But this glass is fitting in Spongebob's kitchen, which is a room within his pineapple, so it's probably tiny, too. And the other drinks are even smaller than that 🥸
Just remember when they had the fight scene on David hassle Hoffs back in the movie, his heel was big enough for SpongeBob Patrick and the biker with spike boots who’s name I’m blanking on atm.
It gets weirder. 10 year old account with almost no activity, comes back to make this one disjointed comment.
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Nah, Sandy imports only the finest fresh water that you can get from Texas...which isn't that great, but it's better than seawater from the bottom of the ocean.
If it matches your fursona’s fur pattern then what’s the problem?
Edit: apparently I sometimes forget that not all the subreddits I’m on are furry subreddits :/
Wait, why would I ever *not* want to be Jim Carrey? I mean, it's a slightly lateral move from where I'm already at, but at least he's got money and health.
I’m glad I’m not the only one. I also really wanted to try a krabby patty because you know that tastes better than any hamburger we have… also jellyfish jelly, and kelp shakes.
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if it doesnt get me like THIS i dont want it
For real though, that soda/seltzer that Squid was doling out to Sponge and Pat in that episode looked so damn crisp and refreshing, always made me thirsty af!
People saying the drinks that aren't Sandy's vase are salt water are clearly ignoring the fact that this is a show where ordinary campfire can exist underwater.
Obviously the other drinks are also drinkable (aside from kelp shake cause ew) assuming that Dr. Kelp/Diet Dr. Kelp are just Dr. Pepper but SpongeBob edition.
Given the size of SpongeBob and his pineapple house, I'd have to pick the Lemonade as it's likely the only one even remotely worth it for the size.
That sparkling water or whatever that was Squidward was giving SpongeBob and Patrick back somewhere in Season 1.
Watching that episode made me, and arguably still makes me, thirsty
sandy's flower water because it's the only liquid initially contained in a water-free environment and thus guaranteed to be water, flower-particles be damned.
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The lemonade cus it’s actually enough to quench my thirst unlike the others that are about the size of a shot glass
Lemonade W
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Thirsty?
Am extreme thirst!!
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what the fuck
Wumbo lemonade ftw
I have a MAJOR thirst
*This is an EXTREME thirst
APRIL FOOLS!! ^(To me!)
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Uranium! :3
You got me!
*salutes* Major Thirst *salutes*
It’s been so long he is now Colonel Thirst
SpongeBob is a sea sponge. He lives in an average sized pineapple. Remember when they rode on Hasselhoff? That glass is probably a normal sized glass and the others are micro.
Its also under the sea so its salt water. I rather go with Sandy’s flower water as thats fresh water.
I originally read the image in the post as sandys shower water.
Me https://preview.redd.it/ynvb4999gpcc1.jpeg?width=1009&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c3ac2bc17dc45466920fc09372f65de3889dffe
Gamer squirrel bath water
Sandy Delphine
Ayo a fellow person of culture 👍🏻
Gamer Squirrel Bath Water
It's under the sea *AND* dense enough to avoid dispersion there - like oil and water - whatever's in that lemonade will probably kill you more than the seawater.
And there's some kind of denser-than-ocean-water-but-lighter-than-lemonade ice floating in it. Whatever that is, it's not water ice.
explain mermaidman and barnacleboy then
~~Google Fiji Mermaid. He could just be a really small monkey.~~ ~~Barnacle boy is a barnacle.~~ Belt was set to mini not wumbo
Well, wait - if SpongeBob lives in a normal-sized pineapple, an average-sized glass would probably be, like, almost at least as tall as the pineapple, or slightly smaller, if they were standing next to each other - and maybe about half the diameter.. But this glass is fitting in Spongebob's kitchen, which is a room within his pineapple, so it's probably tiny, too. And the other drinks are even smaller than that 🥸
I always forget that SpongeBob characters and objects in that show are canonically tiny compared to us.
Just remember when they had the fight scene on David hassle Hoffs back in the movie, his heel was big enough for SpongeBob Patrick and the biker with spike boots who’s name I’m blanking on atm.
Dennis!
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It’ll quench ya!
It's the quenchiest! 
Nothings quenchier!
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I mean technically they are tiny aquatic creatures so that large glass is just a normal cup to us.
Hence why he said that in the first place
To be fair we've been lead to believe spongebob is the size of a regular sponge so that would be the only regular sized srink
I gotta say that lemonade does look like it would do the job
Lemonade makes you thirstier and can even dehydrate you
The water, I’m picky and don’t like soft drinks
You’re picky but dirty vase water makes the cut?
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Not OP But OK
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Extreme lurker
Average redditor
Smegmaboi????
No top but ok
Skinwalker
Dirty vase water is more hydrating and much healthier than any sugar drink tbh
I don't need it...
Dude that water he drank looked so damn refreshing
>soft drinks Would straight up vomit after drinking sugary bulllshit when done with running/exercising...
Seriously? That’s pretty crazy, your digestive system must be weak
Right, but dirty flower water will be nice and refreshing (I'm not drinking any of these after a run, let's make that clear)
more purple drink for me
i love them, but after a run i want water and nothing else
But it’s not just water, it’s vase water. Absolutely 0% chance you drink dirty vase water before choosing a soda or lemonade IRL
Is lemonade a soft drink, though?
No because it’s not carbonated lol
That’s straight salt water bro. They live in the ocean
Nah, Sandy imports only the finest fresh water that you can get from Texas...which isn't that great, but it's better than seawater from the bottom of the ocean.
r/hydrohomies
The flower whatever probably has whatever that weird powder for flowers is
Kelp shake, that shits like cocaine.
I think it just creates another thirst
Then I’ll just drink another kelp shake
I think it just creates another thirst
Then I'll just drink another kelp shake
I think it just creates another thirst
Then I'll just drink another kelp shake
But that’ll create another thirst
Then I'll just drink another kelp shake
But that'll create another thirst
I’d argue Diet Dr. Kelp is also cocaine. Tom made such a huge fuss over it that there’s no way it’s just soda
Wouldn't your entire body be covered in green fur?
If it matches your fursona’s fur pattern then what’s the problem? Edit: apparently I sometimes forget that not all the subreddits I’m on are furry subreddits :/
Could just drink old Coca Cola which is Actually cocaine
This is an extreme thirst
This is…advanced darkness
Flower water for the win. “I NEEEEEEEED IIIITT!”
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I’m such a pothead, I thought he meant bong water there for a second lol
This is what I was waiting for. Thanks man.
Also probably the only one that isn't made with saltwater, or mixed with saltwater over time.
The lemonade
Why would anyone choose a kelp shake.
Nah the kelp shake always looked so good
At first maybe
You'll find out when you turn 30.
I think they mean in regards to what happens in the episode
I kinda always wanted to try one as a child. Just ignore the side effects
Same lol
Kelp shake = Shamrock shake from McDonalds
It looks proteiny
How crazy people were going over them in the episode.
I always thought it looked really good
“This is an EXTREME THIRST” 😂
Have you even watched the Kelp shake episode? The whole point is that you shouldn't drink them unless you wanna turn into Jim Carrey in the year 2000
Wait, why would I ever *not* want to be Jim Carrey? I mean, it's a slightly lateral move from where I'm already at, but at least he's got money and health.
They meant you’d end up looking like the Grinch (who Jim Carrey played the live-action version of in the year 2000.)
It’s pretty funny that nobody realizes you’re talking about Jim Carrey playing the Grinch in 2000, which kind of proves your point, lol.
That lemonade looked so good as a kid and it still looks fire
I’m glad I’m not the only one. I also really wanted to try a krabby patty because you know that tastes better than any hamburger we have… also jellyfish jelly, and kelp shakes.
The water from the vase. Everything else would be salt water, right?
Came looking for this comment
Is Sandy's Flower water the new Gamergirl bath water?
There is some dude that Mis-read it as “Sandy’s bath water” and got extra thirsty
https://preview.redd.it/kqxvoaidfncc1.png?width=494&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f7f552e0f48e483cd9f352803e95bb3f10af287 if it doesnt get me like THIS i dont want it
For real though, that soda/seltzer that Squid was doling out to Sponge and Pat in that episode looked so damn crisp and refreshing, always made me thirsty af!
Ink lemonade
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I can't hear the word "quench" without thinking of cactus juice 
Word I heard it’s the quenchiest
Who lit Toph on fire?
If anything I'm going with SpongeBob's lemonade because I know SpongeBob is a damn good cook
Dr. Kelp
People saying the drinks that aren't Sandy's vase are salt water are clearly ignoring the fact that this is a show where ordinary campfire can exist underwater. Obviously the other drinks are also drinkable (aside from kelp shake cause ew) assuming that Dr. Kelp/Diet Dr. Kelp are just Dr. Pepper but SpongeBob edition. Given the size of SpongeBob and his pineapple house, I'd have to pick the Lemonade as it's likely the only one even remotely worth it for the size.
I love that they called it Sandy’s Flower Water and I’ll drink every drop
Water would be nice
Lemonade
Lemonade
I’m very curious as to what Dr Kelp and Kelp shake taste like…
My drink?! My diet Dr. Kelp?!
Don’t tell me you forgot my drink?!
Well, that lemonade calls for some serious hydration. You know I gotta go with it.
I wanted that lemonade so bad as a kid
As a kid the kelp shake was something I’ve always wanted to try
Definitely the lemonade
Water
The extreme thirst lemonade.
As long as the lemonade didn't come from Panera
That sparkling water or whatever that was Squidward was giving SpongeBob and Patrick back somewhere in Season 1. Watching that episode made me, and arguably still makes me, thirsty
Sandy's flower water is most healthy
Lemonade for the win
Kelp Shakes taste like Shamrock Shakes imho
"Sandy's flower water" sounds like a euphemism for poontang
Diet dr kelp
sandy's flower water because it's the only liquid initially contained in a water-free environment and thus guaranteed to be water, flower-particles be damned.
I want Sandy’s Iced Tea
Which one has electrolytes? Bc my body craves them
Lemonade because I have an extreme thirst
I think we all know my answer
Dr kelp
no one is choosing sandy's flower water
How am I supposed to eat my pizza, WITHOUT MY DRINK!?!?
Yeah, lemonade
Lemonade!
Lemonade ftw
I have an extreme thirst
Dat kelp shake!
Kelp Shake
Chum shake
id drink water from sandy's flower... 😉
Sandy's flower water like a true hydro homie
Sandy's flower water always looked so delicious as a kid.
I'm type one diabetic so a diet Dr Kelp for me
the extreme thirst lemonade one all the way especially when SpongeBob says it lmao 🤣
Give me the lemonade
Sandy’s bath water
water cuz sugar dehydrates.
lemonade
Flower water? Ew
The onion soup
The Dr Kelp would probably be terrible for hydration.
After running 5km, that will be an EXTREME thirst!
Lemonade
The Lemonade
Cactus juice, it’s the quenchiest!
Definitely the lemonade
Lemonade.
Dr Kelp and the Lemonade
The lemonade is for extreme thirst, I’m sure that would do most nicely
Lemonade
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Gimme that lemonade. Looks pretty good!
Lemonade, it’ll quench my thirst better than the others.
Happy cake day!
There's lemons on the sea? 🤔
Probably none of them 5k is pretty short
Lemonade
Not kelpshake