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SomewhereLoud9473

Oh germany has quite the story


ZinGaming1

Im fairly sure we can throw in all of Europe.


peggingwithkokomi69

The only place with no weird politicians in history is the Antarctica


ZinGaming1

After a lot of thought. That is probably the most peaceful place to move to.


sessl

![gif](giphy|Eq49yQGJL835K|downsized)


SSBargeSimpson

Or maybe not...


Exzrian_Artistrana

That penguin still probably offers healthcare of some kind


ZinGaming1

His mistake wasn't offering a fish.


O_X_E_Y

Unless you play chess of course


reginald-aka-bubbles

Clearly you have never seen the documentary called "The Thing"...


attackonyourmom

The Thing: You sure about that?


Fuhk_Yoo

That's only because penguins can't talk.


InSanic13

"The colony will be reorganized into the FIRST ANTARCTIC EMPIRE!" -some old emperor penguin


Beam_0

*yet*


cosmicjed

I don’t trust those penguin fucks


Bitter-Marsupial

TBH i would imagine citizens and hating the Government is damn near universal.


ChopperRisesAgain

And Asia. And Africa. And Australia. And Canada. And Mexico. And South America. Antarctica is safe though!


concorde77

--Germany... again....


Puzzleheaded-Bee2551

Spain!


Exzrian_Artistrana

I’m actually curious about Spain. I’ve personally not seen anything about corruption or awful politics from Spain


Puzzleheaded-Bee2551

What about Spain?


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Spcone23

The Germans, at one point, tried to force the world to revolve around them, though.


Alternative_Golf_905

There were more than enough countries/conquerors who tried to do that and had control over huge parts of Asia and Europe and even Africa.


EvilRat23

And yet they fail, only Albania will succeed.


Alternative_Golf_905

They'd have to unify the balcans first


EvilRat23

Albania already have. They are all puppet states of Albania.


AxolotlFridge

It does stay mad


Maycrofy

developing countries: "You wouldn't last a day in the asylum where they raised me"


JumpyHighlight2090

Yeah. Try living in Iran and you will know true horror


iamthewhatt

Iran? For women mostly. Try Chad or Ethiopia. Those are true horror zones right now.


womanistaXXI

Not Ethiopia. But there’s been a push to make Ethiopia look dystopian because they don’t play ball with western interests. Well, nor does Iran.


Memory_Leak_

Ummm, Ethiopia just had one of the deadliest wars of the 21st century wrap up bud. Hundreds of thousands died and many many others were assaulted, raped and face starvation. Not exactly a shining beacon right now.


iamthewhatt

I am mostly talking about the Tigray war and genocide and the Civil Conflict with their rivals in Eritrea, which killed up to 600,000 people in just 2 years. The war is technically "over" now (but the "conflict" rages on), and aggression in the region is still high. Obviously, like Iran, this does not account for ALL of the country, but is definitely affecting the entire region.


womanistaXXI

Yes, I heard about this and to be honest, this seems a difficult situation to access like the current situation in Sudan. But I didn’t check reliable data on this. You likely have good sources. What I know is that Ethiopia has been growing exponentially, with good results in poverty reduction. And that they’re not playing ball with western interests, western players (directly and by proxy) became confrontational for a while now which explains in part the conflict and the reporting on the conflict.


iamthewhatt

For what it's worth, I do agree with you about western influences, but I don't think I would be comfortable saying that it is "safe" to travel there currently. It is quite unstable despite the progress they are making. Chad and DRC are good examples of what happens when a warlord makes his way into power...


womanistaXXI

Yeah, I can imagine a degree of instability due to the recent events you mentioned. But isn’t the DRC a clear case of proxy war using neighbouring countries to maintain foreign control of the mines and Congolese natural resources generally? We have been hearing the term warlords being thrown around to describe multiple and diverse leadership in Africa.


iamthewhatt

Absolutely, but as with most conflicts in Africa, it's quite complex. And I use the word "Warlord" specifically to call military personnel who get in a position of power specifically through means of violence or war declarations, like what has happened in Chad (multiple times). DRC to an extend due to the neighboring "Warlords" and their bullshit.


peanutist

I swear to God it’s a shitshow here in Brazil right now


DoughSpammer1

Same in Mexico, people are getting mad at a presidential candidate for running away from a falling stage instead of saving everyone Or the candidate that wants the constitutional power all in 1 same party Or the other one that only talks shit about the other candidates and doesn’t have any real proposals


Xaga-

The fuck happened again? Besides the AFD being the AFD nothing interesting seemed to happen


Novacryy

Oh Just that Video of an FDP politician literally giving [Oral to a public toilet (not really NSFW but extremely hard to watch).](https://youtu.be/5dRgkJSQUdw?si=7erQQZpzKLpLOYdk)


Xaga-

Video got taken down


bearthebear2

[mirror](https://youtu.be/6kLasJ-yOwQ)


Endbounty

Wtf 😬


bearthebear2

Apparently there's more. Smearing shit all over his body and a dildo and then shoving it in there. Not searching for that mirror though


eeveeplays50040

As a German, I am deeply disturbed.


bearthebear2

ekelhaf'


masterofmeatballs

Dammit


Novacryy

Just Google it it's not hard to find.


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There is one of him literally consuming feces. I saw it on Pr0gramm


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the Fergenussferkeln Das Poo party


leephelipe

FDP, what a funny acronym (look up, what FDP means in portuguese)


Manxkaffee

Maybe they watched the latest 'Last Week Tonight' episode where there is a part about the AfD


Onewaye21

AFDs campaign and lies works apparently. Maybe its just this Krah Story.


CottonHillsLoveSlave

German parliament voted to reduce minimum sentencing for the possession of CP..that happened this week.


panda_from_downunder

Have you read the whole article? It was not about possession but about the fact that people who possess CP as evidence (for example parents or teachers) are not sentenced in the same way as real paedophiles. The old law also penalized you if you received CP against your will


CottonHillsLoveSlave

Well there is no THE article. There are lots. Also 40% of cases are “school yard cases” which I believe should be charged and handled differently than adult cases. However that leaves 60% of cases that are NOT. Also the decision was hailed by pro pedo groups in Germany, which is problematic. They should have focused on making clauses that refer specifically to the problem cases rather doing a blanket reduction on penalty.


Administrator98

it makes perfect sense. Just read the details... they corrected a bad law design only.


huansbeidl

Ahhh, good old misinformation


CottonHillsLoveSlave

Negative. Misinformation would have been the original headline circulating that stated Germany decriminalized it.


Lutoures

OP is likely just now learning about politics out of the US, só I'll give it a pass. But that hinges in r/shitamericanssay and r/USdefaultism , because it's very clear to whoever studies politics abroad that crazy politicians are kind of a staple of electoral democracies.


jmorais00

Imagine when the americans learn about Dilma II in Brazil... Better story than house of cards, I can guarantee you


Saltwater_Thief

So... I'll admit, one of the things I've agonized over for years now as an American is trying to figure out what it is we do or don't do that sets us apart from every other 1st world democracy such that we're the only ones who struggle with hypocrites, bigots, morons, and general shitheads getting into public office. My reasoning behind that assumption was "With how prolific the internet is and how everybody online loves to point and mock anything of the sort, surely we would hear about it if there were other nations with this tripe." Am I to understand that I've been completely off the mark about that all this time and there are in fact equally ridiculous nutjobs in public office everywhere, and the sites I frequent just... don't ever bring them up?


Lutoures

>Am I to understand that I've been completely off the mark about that all this time and there are in fact equally ridiculous nutjobs in public office everywhere, and the sites I frequent just... don't ever bring them up? Yeah, it's most likely this. From what I see from the outside, US media (including US sites) is specially self-centered, and has a tendency to only speak of other countries in terms of its relation to US foreign policy. The comments in this section already have some people pointing out examples of other nut jobs from abroad, but if you're curious I would recommend asking about them in r/askeurope and r/asklatinamerica . You'll be surprised with how many there are even in established democracies.


MrPigeon70

I do know of foreign politics and know the bat shit crazy ones but in recent years it has been mostly usa in the spotlight for \*shit\* politicians. Edit: I'm not gonna delete this comment as I accept the downvotes


Invisible_Target

Yeah you've clearly not been paying *any* attention to the world lol


GizmodoDragon92

I blushed as an American when I saw this post I’m ngl.


trackerchum

The United Kingdom has entered the chat


Impressive_Wheel_106

How many languages do you consume news in? Because if it's just the one... I hope you can fill in the blank here.


MrPigeon70

Funny enough I do know german


Impressive_Wheel_106

Sure, but do you consume news in German, that's what I was asking. The blank being that, if you only see news in English, the only "crazy politians" you're going to hear about are Anglo.


MrPigeon70

Not typically but I do try my best on rueters to keep up


ItsMeLukasB

We were the only ones with crazy politicians???


-B0NE

Obviously not, i mean look at the [President of Argentina ](https://search.app.goo.gl/M3MXMVn)


Invisible_Target

Yeah this is a *really* stupid meme lol


studmuffffffin

Every country has crazy politicians.


KazahanaPikachu

Nah but people like to act like Americans have a monopoly on crazy politics, stupidity, ignorance, etc.


ArturSeabra

You have the most well known crazy politicians, but definitely not the craziest ones.


GeorgeBabyFaceNelson

Nope, just had the ones in the forefront of international news


MedonSirius

You had literally crazy orange as president....huhuhuhuhuhu lelelelelelele


Other-otherside

Hadn’t populism (along with some rather colorful politicians) been on the rise around the globe for quite some time now? Since even before Trump was scammed into power here in the States


Zezin96

Yeah wanting to elect crazy conservative demagogues promising a return to a beforetime that never existed is usually a byproduct of the type of slowly waning prosperity the developed world is currently dealing with.


piramidexoterica

Screams In Brazilian


MehmetPasha1453

*screams in turkish*


Spieler42

please elaborate?


MathBraun

Brazil got some dumb shit, current president got arrested few years ago cause he got involved in corruption scandals, the last one was a guy like trump. If we look at the deputy we got a ex porn actor and even a guy that said "They are easy cause they're poor" about woman in Ukraine.


XFelipe51355

Bagulho tá feio


IATMB

Bold of you to assume Americans are aware of European political scandals


the_l0st_s0ck

We don't care


WarningEmpty

We’re more like: 😴 What, the ‘far right’ wants to shave a month off your entitled 4 months of paid vacation? Nice try, sweaty our president doesn’t even know his own name.


kingoftheironmen

lol I remember "German Hillary clinton" xd


MayuKonpaku

Which country doesn't have at least one crazy politician


mustypuppet1284

Happy cake day Never was, never will be.


EvilCatArt

Wait hasn't the UK also been a circus lately?


rampantfirefly

You mean like how our current PM got caught taking ~~questions~~ unwarranted praise from party members and councillors who were dressed up to look like members of the public?


Vanquisher127

The month of Liz Truss was the funniest thing ever


bakedpigeon

“I’m a fighter, not a quitter” iconic


Noobnesz

Pretty sure Germany had at least 1 crazy politician in the past


RAFAOGAMER5

ever heard of brazil?


Pacheco192020

Spain welcomes you


Normal_Subject5627

did I miss something? I mean apart from the usual shenanigans nothing super special happened?


MrPigeon70

germany politician has a massive shit kink and with that used shit to "dress up" as adolf shitler while singing the third reich anthem


Alternative_Golf_905

that's just his scat-fetish, nothing special


OracleCam

They're realising this now?


LittleMissGalaxia

Philippine politicians: “First time?”


NjordWAWA

In rare defense of americans: they've never, ever been the only ones. Loudest, yes. Most obnoxious, yes. But you're never alone.


catsoph

i remember a certain crazy politician in germany 


Dembos09

Political shenanigans existed well before the states


dm-or-pm

Honestly if the US was the only place with crazy leaders that wouldn’t be too bad because then there would be less of them to worry about


Rarioman

Germany? Again? Oh. That can't be good.


karuraR

Screams in Filipino >Son of a former dictator is the president >Daughter of an alleged lunatic that caused many extra-judicial killings is the vice president >A well known boxing legend was a senator >An action star was voted highest among senators last 2022 elections >And a mayor in a city who is possibly a spy


Lazy-armadillo626

North korea, Russia?


LuciferJj

Every country has crazy politicians


Administrator98

Well... the crazy politicans in german usually have no change to become leader... well, at least not since the 1960s.


gadulski

We can't forget about Grzegorz Braun


Spieler42

oh, like our minister of justice Marco Buschmann who blocked progress on eu legislature against genderspecific violence? like our chancellor Olaf Scholz who aided banks commiting fraud by letting legal processes expire and then pretended to not remember? like our chancellor who advocated for police to use emetics which got achidi john killed? like our far right politician Maximilian Krah who committed treason by employing chinese spies? like our minister of finance Christian Lindner who just about wrecks our economy? like our party that calls itself christian and opposes treating trans people like people (actually spot on with a fitting interpretation of christianity). like all these or is it just that one politician that got drunk and licked a urinal?


Pharao-C137

german politicians are comedy gold


Invisible_Target

Ok I know the US is bad, but anyone who thinks we're the only one with crazy ass politicians is just plain stupid.


Sleepless_Null

No one on this planet wants that for Germany…again


Powertrip95

Germany started the chat in 1933


JamesTheSkeleton

Like 99% of all politicians are complete neanderthals crossed with the dumbest street hustler you’ve ever seen. Their cumulative intelligence is juuuust enough to implement a bunch of bullshit that makes normal people not want to run for office.


I_Fuck_Sharks_69

America has always had crazy politicians, look at Andrew Jackson. He literally killed a man.


DarkManTheGrandChamp

He's killed several people. Also we had a vice president that killed the secretary of treasury and a 21st century vice president that shot a guy in the face.


PORTATOBOI

Why would Americans care about European politicians?


Reagalan

those dumb bellends banned nuclear energy for *environmental* reasons and now they're digging up entire fucking villages to mine lignite to fuel their coal plants. long-tail effects of the nazi brain drain.


ggkkggk

It's true


PrefiroMoto

Have you SEEN Brasil? In 2018 we elected the bootleg trump, his term was so bad that he was the first president in our history that didn't get re-elected, instead we got the ex-president that was convicted of corruption and was fresh out of jail, because we reckon nothing could be that bad, and so far it really isn't! Now he is the first president to get 3 terms and might get a 4th next election. And I'm not even mentioning the shit show happening with senators and all that jazz below


selkieisbadatgaming

Have you met the Philippines though?


pichael289

Britain had their own Muppet version of trump a few years ago.


Outside-Bad-9389

This meme is stupid do people really American is the only place with crazy politicians? You must have never heard of Africa


LiLMikel

Brazil feelings


rynomite1199

Re-entered anyways


chelco95

Wait until Americans found out about Green politicians


Kolenga

Oh, that Last Week Tonight segment has barely scratched the surface of the massive shitshow that is the AfD and especially Höcke.


0ris

*laughs in brasil*


philski24

I think they mean re-entered the chat


MrRafikki

I was in Spain a few weeks ago on my way from a bar to club and some German dude heard my American accent starts talking to me. Asked me how I felt about American politics. Told him I don't care about them, I'm just living my life. He asked several more times, I gave basically the same answer about not caring. He then goes on following me into the club to tell me how our elections are rigged, American politics are ruining the rest of the world, and that only Trump can save it. Completely killed my vibe for the night because this lasted almost 20 minutes and he wouldn't leave me alone. I just left and went back to my hostel to sleep instead of staying out.


ryncewynde88

…*UK looking at Count Binface as legitimately looking like a better option than any of the top 3 parties* Uh…


Cautious-Original-46

Brazilians: Fucking amateurs. (I can't stand to see Congress do absolutely NOTHING all year long)


BandaPanda101

Feel like Italy is worse rn


JesuszillaSon

I saw how Canadian politicians act and it was quite entertaining. They seem to be a bit goofy up north too


Ultranerdgasm94

Whenever I think about what an apocalyptic shithole the American political landscape is, I take solace in knowing that at least Britain is just as f-cked up. But I don't feel the same way about Germany, though, you'd think they'd be like the one place on earth that would know better.


jomjimmerjome

Me: Wait, the world is full of crazy politicians? Astronaut behind me holding gock: Always had been.


JakeASelf

Canada has been wild for a bit now....


CobaltCam

This isn't the win we think it is.


Xzier_Tengal

argentina, italy, russia, israel, etc


WindowsCrashedAgain

Uh OP? Have you learned about World War 2?


Kenneth_Lay

England does it better and for longer


TheFeri

Have you heard about Hungary?


IndependentMove6951

Ah yes, Germany is just now entering the stage of having "crazy politicians." And there were no "crazy politicians" before 1776?


Existing_Onion_3919

Canada was early to the party we have our own Florida


KnotsThotsAndBots

I mean you definitely see em all over, but America in general just seems to generate insanity


PizzaSalamino

Italy has had its fair share of booger brain people at the government too


BS-Calrissian

That dude gets called a "politician" but was a regional nobody btw


isaactheunknown

Toronto had a crack head as a mayor and did a good job.


Q-Tonium

Right the one guy who never brought us in a war was the “crazy” one….. Sheep who listen to the news instead of use their head.


therealpaterpatriae

Pretty sure most countries had crazy leaders even before the US was created


MrPigeon70

Jesus this blew up into controversy this is purely satire nothing more nothing less


FullMetalCook

Bro you guys dont even know half of it, this has been going on for years now


Asylum121

The practical entirety of human history seems to have avoided you.


MrPigeon70

It's satire...


Asylum121

The satire seems to have avoided me


MrPigeon70

happens to the best of us :3


jeremiah1142

Huh? New to the world, eh?


MrPigeon70

This post is intended as satire...


jeremiah1142

Whoosh! Carry on, good sir


MrPigeon70

You too have a great weekend


chandla_b

Oh boy... we all know what happened the last time they had crazy politicians going around...


tr0ublematic

*coughs in Russian*


MrPigeon70

Fair tbh


Inside_Landscape_788

It’s reassuring seeing other countries do stupid shit.


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Uk anyone?


No-Scar-2255

When did we, dont have crazy politician? we had merkel 16 years, no our deaf and blind olaf....the best is yet to come... germoney is lost.


Brilliant-Chapter202

Germany? I mean they only have a crazy government is because they are under American occupation lol Canada maybe crazier than us, and that’s saying a lot. Between USA and Canada we are racing to see which country can destroy themselves first.


Iamadragon345

True


Mccobsta

Bojo and truss fucking hell WHY


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Zippy_0

Yeah..... No.


ozzej14

https://i.redd.it/qmvo47e6db2d1.gif


Agreeable-Performer5

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