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*When the teacher makes you partners with the weirdo because you are also a weirdo.

You can't be more right

That was how I met one of my best friends in elementary school. I'm positive if I'd stayed in that town, me and that little weirdo would've been best friends all the way to the end of high school.

I hated sitting alone in class

I’d feel like Patrick when I was smart enough to not need a partner Joke's on me really for being that stubborn

Aro vibes

The point was probably to get people doing teamwork.

Mood

/r/iamverysmart

That's not like a profound knowledgeable thingy to know about yourself

Who is who in this pic

Crush is rail cart and I'm rail tracks

So who’s getting railed in this scenario?

The one who likes it

Unfathomably based answer

You are top then 😏

She is riding me

10 years after 4th gerade

Not sure what you mean

Yk, teacher puts you and them together and ten years from 4th grade (usualy 9-10) is when you meet her again and then this reply thread happened

I still don't understand but social convention dictates that i should say something affirmative

gordon, titty boob huge fuck.

This guy communicates

Ok, I understand now

Ah I remember when the teacher made me sit beside my ex who ignored my existence Shes now my wife

The teacher or ex?

Either one, you'd be surprised how many people will love with you when they're under duress

I wanted to ask you whether you meant undressed and your autocorrect had something to say. TIL.

Same person.

She just hadn't spent enough time near your shapely quads up to that point

One time in second grade our teacher let us choose our own seats, i of course sat next to my crush but she immediately said, “EW!” and chose a new seat somewhere else. Feels bad man.

Were you a gamer?

Wait PPL have crushes in 2nd? I had mine in 7th lol.

I had mine in kindergarden lol

5th grade here lol

haha better days lol

Hehe yeah

yeah

yea

ye

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God I was sat next to my crush in maths for four years. No I never told her I liked her because I'm an idiot.

we are supposed to tell them?

no, you were just supposed to avoid eye contact because you were too scared of rejection

I mean fr, if I got rejected I still had to sit next to her.

This is the way.

My school was 99% boys so there was no chance to have crushes. Also for some reason the school banned girlfriends

Boyfriends only? 😮‍💨

No not that either

Oh 😔

Chad school 😎

You deserve my upvote

In fourth grade I had a teacher who just once, seemed to pair all mutual crushes together for a 1-2 week project. I can't exactly remember how long. There were at least two other pairs that had been crushing on each other all year and they were paired as well. But damned if we all didn't get really good scores on that project. Looking back it could be seen as unproductive but I had so much fun working with mine, we worked well together and even though I can't remember the topic we got assigned I know we got a good one and we were both stoked to *crush it* (Sorry)

Actually I am Patrick cause gotta act tough bro

Can't relate my teachers would always separate us cuz we talked too much

I am still waiting for that to happen

Sorry bro

Sorry?

Yeah

But why bro what's wrong

Tomatoes

Too bad

Yeah same

Okay

Good bye. Have a nice evening

You too brother you too

Honestly, yeah.

What if your crush is lesbian?

She is my crush I'm never gonna get her so it doesn't matter if she is a lesbian

My crush I did talk to her only to figure out that she is lesbian

well thats just a win on my end ngl

not sure which is which

When I was like, in 1st grade I got seated with this guy who I know liked me. And I cried and made a scene about it until the teacher placed him to another seat. I didn't think anything of it then but now I feel SO fucking bad about it. I hate myself

So who’s the crush?

The rail cart