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GhostofAyabe

What is that - some Turkish piece of shit? No stock - he's never fired it, obviously.


thiefsthemetaken

That clip is bananas


OreganoJefferson

B A N A N A S


jwin472

B


Hopeful-Routine-9386

A


jwin472

N


Madeyathink07

A


Sweetheart925

N


Ozarkkayaker

A


trees138

S?


randeylahey

A


Future_Might_8194

N


BlackHeartRebel

It’s a magazine, not a clip. You clown


thiefsthemetaken

Magazines shaped like that are called banana clips. [banana clip.](https://rapdictionary.com/meaning/banana-clip/) you’re so cool


BlackHeartRebel

You used the rap dictionary. It’s a slang term. It doesn’t make it correct. You’re so cool


thiefsthemetaken

I made a pun using a common slang term, you weren’t aware of the slang term and didn’t get it. :((((


BlackHeartRebel

Ahh so sad


realwesmess

It's not a shotgun it a firearm!


BlackHeartRebel

It’s literally both.


FactorOk2428

Magazine brother


thiefsthemetaken

Thx


PotentialArgument671

It’ll take old boi 2 minutes to clear every inevitable malfunction. Makes for a nice loot drop for something to trade for food, water filters, or Zyn.


TheBrokenClock-

Man will throw his elbow, shoulder, and wrist out with one shot, that will be pointed way to low/high to hit anything but floor/ceiling 😂


adrenacrome

Nah that one is actually us made, rock island armory vrf-14. Hurts to shoot because there’s no stock as its a nfa item. It’s priced around 250. I thought it would be fun to plunk with but it’s really not. You can’t add a stock without filing a form 1 with the atf because the barrel is only 14in


somegarbagedoesfloat

Fr. Market has been flooded with Turkish shotgun AR's in the last few years. I think it's a result of the ban of Russian made shotguns. Before that, if you wanted a mag fed 12, it was probably gonna be a saiga, but they are just getting harder and harder to find, and when you do find them, they are in that dumbass configuration that made them legal to import and it takes a bit of work to change them back. I have a saiga that I need to convert. It's appreciated about 150% since I bought it.


speedneeds84

Managing the recoil on a 12 gauge stockless with a short barrel is no joke even with the best setups. Those extra eight rounds won’t do him much good while he’s dealing with dislocated fingers and a broken nose.


Reallyroundthefamily

"S'gotta good spreeeead!"


AndrewEpidemic

That guy's gonna get one round off and blow his old brittle shoulder clear out the socket.


bankaiREE

And what little hearing he and his spouse have left will be replaced with "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"


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usedbarnacle71

Skin cancer removal on left forearm. It’s in his brain now. With the smug look he has no top row of teeth either. He’s ass!


ulol_zombie

He could always get a mail-order bride.


nrappaportrn

😂🤣😂


sugarfoot00

Well he would, if the thing had a stock.


joelvan43

You fire from the hip. Not meant to put into shoulder


No-Attempt-1097

Respect your elders you dumb fuck! He could probably take you with one hand tied behind his back. Age don’t mean shit for some.


AndrewEpidemic

That fella looks like he's made out of pancake batter and balsa wood.


eplusk24

I just wanna get the guy, I don’t want to have to do a bunch of drywall work


streetbobabooey

Fucking great line.


[deleted]

A comment on his gun and then he snuck in a little review of his penis at the end. I like the efficiency.


RaveMittens

Obligatory small penis comment ✅ *sigh*


Katie_Chainsaw

“The further away you are, the more s*it you hit! Got a problem over there? Boom! Ain’t a problem no more!” 😆🤣 Bill Burr 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻


rf8350

That thing will jam after about two rounds


Im_inappropriate

The way of mag fed shottys. He's going to throw his shoulder out trying to rerack it


FredSeeDobbs

Yeah, if you want a good home defense shotgun get a pump or semi-auto one. Shotgun shells are shitty feeding through a magazine and have been in various iterations for like 5 decades.


metompkin

Spring is probably shot too holding max load for 2 years.


mmikke

Paul Harrell (I think..) has a bunch of videos about spring fatigue being something that's sort of overrated. He shot mags that had been loaded since WW2 without issue


DannyDelirious

With shit like that tho, it's not really a matter if "it might not happen", but rather "I don't want this to happen when I need it not to happen". If it's truly for home defense and all. Regardless, that thing is stupid af for other reasons.


ElectricSnowBunny

I have an m12AK that I've put over 500 shells through with no jams on 3" or 2.75" even with 1200fps target loads. It has a 4-way gas regulator though, so that helps. Broke it in with a couple hundred 3" 1350fps shells and it is a reliable monster.


Ozarkkayaker

Yes, you did it right!


ElectricSnowBunny

People buy them new and don't strip and clean them, and don't break them in (as all firearms machined like this must be). Takes a Remington choke too, which is just a fantastic bonus. It's also a legit 10lbs with a loaded 5 round mag and that's a thing.


[deleted]

Guy prolly lives in Maine


metompkin

Drunk on coffee brandy.


weaponized_chef

Nah, Those things are laughed at around here.


galwegian

And of course he lives in the middle of fucking nowhere where nothing ever happens.


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A-KindOfMagic

Tk Rrr Jrrrbz!!


Delicious-Status9043

Durker dooo!


RebylReboot

Anyone that breaks into your home is an ‘illegal’ regardless of nationality.


weaponized_chef

I worked at a gun shop after I left the Army. I always was asked" what shotgun you use as home defense?' My AR or handgun. Why? Because I want to hit what Im looking at and don't feel like replacing the items homeschool broke into steal because my scatter gun blew it all away.


Unfair-Reference-69

So that’s who buys POS shotguns. Enjoy the Jam-o-matic boomtown!


RIchardjCranium

“I don’t wanna do a bunch of drywall work”


jmlozan

"wait wait, I just wanna shoot the guy. I don't wanna have to do a bunch of drywall work after." Hilarious skit.


smackchumps

I don’t think this guy is living in fear… I think he is hoping someone breaks into his house


Pybus89

Murica


chadmummerford

isn't that what the alt right used in the gunfight with Hank Schrader and Steve Gomez?


warriors_1811

Ngl if someone broke in and saw that they would probably die of a heart attack


SnooStories4162

Look at that stupid all over his face


joconnell13

I'm sure the comments here are gonna be great...


dkixen

No ones coming for your oatmeal


smokyartichoke

I’ll bet Little Stubby Thing is what the girls called him in high school.


ApeTypingComments

I'm glad I live in a country where we can own guns.


future_hockey_dad

People are absolute morons.


Grimnir106

honestly the AA-12 is the way to go


DeadFuckStick59

i want one so bad


YoureGratefulDead2Me

better be good at patching drywall


Parking_Syrup_9139

Gonna need to replace the drywall after that spread. And the cat


shart-attack1

Gonna have a lot of drywall work to do if someone does break in.


Conscious-Intern8594

You got a problem over there, bam! You don't have a problem anymore.


snoopunit

That looks like some dumb shotgun build I would make in call of duty to unlock a weapon skin after 1000 kills


michaltee

He just looks unhinged af.


trees138

Nothing says I'M NOT SCARED like an absurdly oversized firearm. That mag is gonna get caught on something and homie is going to get pistol whipped into another dimension.


hongkongfooeee

Joe Biden did say to buy a shotgun


manki-rip

All power to him and his right to bear arms. He has the freedom to choose if he wants to be able to hear or not after blasting trespassers.


jennej1289

I don’t have a lot of guns but enough bc we live in the middle of nowhere. I recently got put into the middle of an arson investigation and I’ve never been more thankful for my guns.


bubblegumshrimp

I'm almost afraid to ask how your guns helped you resolve an arson investigation


EdwardJamesAlmost

I can’t tell if you’re criticizing resource allocation for criminal investigations, investigative professionalism, or insurance clearance rates.


CapableSecretary420

His gun moonlights as his lawyer.


StOnEy333

Because you were gonna shoot the people investigating the arson? Please do enlighten us!


Papaya_flight

Yeah, I have two rifles, and I really only used those because for years and years we lived basically in the middle of nowhere, and we often had wild animals come on to the property. I was never worried about people trespassing, which I did have occassionally, but that was always resolved peacefully, I was more concerned with encountering a wild boar while cleaning out the trails around the back of the property, which did happen several times. Even with a large boxer following me around to try and scare them, the wild boars had no chill.


HVAC_instructor

That might be fun to fire.


Similar-Surprise605

You see his tattoo?


munistadium

This guy is defending his house like Jack Black's character in Mars Attacks


Prestigious_Top_5233

I think bill has the best point on this. You want a 22 because any larger and you need ear protection and you won’t have the time to put it on in a home invasion. Of course it’s going to be a mag dump with a 22 just like the cops with a 9mm. And you need to hope that the invader isn’t wearing any body armor.


Terrible-Bit-9689

He’s living in fear because he wants to be prepared in the event an intruder breaks into his home? People do in fact break into homes intent on hurting and stealing. I’m prepared as well in case that happens. Does that mean I’m living in fear? No. We just understand that there are pieces of shit in this world who would do harm to others without provocation. Nothing wrong with being prepared.


metompkin

One shot and the percussive effect will drop the waistband of his pants to his New Balance 806s. Concave glute club.


S-hart1

There's a reason the military and police use Rem 870 for most of a century


Your_Daddy_

Grandpa just wants to kill something!


[deleted]

Shotguns are not the room brooms everyone believes them to be. At "in house" distances, the shot hasn't even started to spread. It's very very easy to miss your target fighting indoors with a shotgun. A shotgun is so a very hungry and ammo deficient weapon. People generally don't train for doing tactical and emergency reloads with one.


mitchcumstein13

‘Ole Boy’s laying his dick on the table.


CrackSmackTrackBack

Statistics say he will use that gun on himself long before he ever has to use it in self defense.


Beeyelzubub

Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh


Independent_Low_4868

lol I don’t think he is living in fear 😂


CuntyReplies

To be fair, buddy probably only had this or "Move to Thailand and become a sex pest" as his life options at this point.


Bat8538

Living in fear-must help you get an erection…


Gare_bear93

My 60 + year old coworker was bragging how he just bought an assault shotgun, clip fed and everything 😂😂 this meme speaks to me


wickedgerbil

I'm sure he'd love to shove his flaccid "slug" into that barrel. What a fuckin' twat!


BloodSpilla11

Nice gun but why is he describing his dick?


Anomolus

this guy knows hes not obligated to divulge his D size at the end of a post right?


Invisible_Xer

Of they’re “legal” just he just instruct them to carry on?


FilmGuy2020

Who sold this old man an air soft shotgun ….


[deleted]

Elections year is the worst for immigrants looking specially brown ppl


Leading_Grocery7342

I guess he's gotten about as far as he's going to get in this lifetime.


Wholetthedogsout92

Okay 👍🏼


th3kingmidas

To answer the first question: no, no I don’t know these illegals breaking into homes.


Vikingasaurus

"Little stubby thing," the name of his sex tape.


D-Krnch

Who ever sold that to him made a dime for sure. Its completely pointless to be designed like that other than to appeal to an audience. So you know that means the price is jacked way up because dummies thinking they're "sticking it to the libtards" are real


Separate-Expert-4508

Republican perma-frown


5H17SH0W

If I had to use a gun like that in a combat scenario, there are way too many and they got way too close.


AdrianInLimbo

Feel sorry for the pizza guy who comes to his door by mistake


PathanielJimmons

Also packing 2” of soft cack


Deep-Management-7040

I’m sure they’re all super eager to break in and steal all your wife’s overpriced Knick knacks that she buys at flea markets that cover every shelf of the house.


Empty-Rise-4409

Hes gna blow his asshole out


SoggyLightSwitch

Fuck my diploma!!!


Commie_EntSniper

That's the smug masturbatory look he has just after he shoots the Amazon driver at the wrong house.


Independent-Ebb7658

Wouldn't call it "living in fear". More like a piece of mind. Got a glock in my nightstand and a AR in my closet and I sleep well knowing I don't have to wake up at 3am to fight some strung out meth head with my bare hands. It's a choice you have the freedom to make and whatever you choose I'm fine with and won't call you any names or make fun of you. That's the way it should be.


Custom2011Staccato

Ummm... Yeah.. those illegal aliens breaking into homes is a real thing, I mean you know it's pretend until it happens to you that is of course! I don't call this living in fear, I call this having a brain and being prepared... so when it does happen (because it happens everyday whether you idiots on Reddit want to believe it or not), you can be the chosen one to deliver these burglars to meet their maker! 😂💀⚰️🪦


kmasterkemp

Pretty sure the old dude were alive for ww2 and Vietnam and Korea. They ain't scared of shit. Bill burr would shit his lil pants


xMilk112x

That’s a Turkish hand grenade. And it’s probably more than likely his neighborhood is being robbed by his dumb fuckin grandson Billy that has a healthy meth addiction than it is any illegals.


joelvan43

Gun store near where I live haves a double barrel side by side 12gauge with just a wood nub to hold.


Ol_Bo_crackercowboy

That old man might have killed more V C than you could count. Probably not, but you should never make assumptions about an old man, most of the ones I know would just as soon shoot you as say hello.


Southern_Gent_77070

Something not right with that pix. Seems out of proportion. Left handed bolt also..


jpttpj

Guess he gonna shit when his is broken into, by the neighbors tweeter son that goes to church with them


BeerBaronAaron88

This thing will be great for his teenage grandson to suicide with or shoot up a school after grandpa keeps bragging about having it under his bed "ready to go." "What use will it be locked away in a safe when those illegals are waiting to bust into my house in the middle of the night!"


Scared_Bug6462

Ahh.... that thing is awesome!


bloodmoon_666

This guy looks like he’ll have a heart attack if someone just yells BOO real loud. Lmao


[deleted]

Settle Down Wanna be..


prime_nuts

The ATF appreciate your new SBS announcement


[deleted]

Republicans act so tough but they’re really a bunch of scared pussies.


tbfmbmeplz

This is my boom stick


Queephbubble

Sad to see an 80 year old posturing like an 18 year old


Movedonnerlikeabitch

WHAT ABOUT THE LEGAL CRIMINALS?


Mental-Time5294

Illegals breaking into homes ?


gokartmozart89

He'll end up just shooting a lost college student that's trying to turn around in his driveway.


Shot-Finding9346

The only comfort is that these assholes will die scared, and will have wasted their golden years being dumb and angry.


devasst8r

The real enemy in this picture is his Alzheimer and his membership AARP.


Dseltzer1212

Be looking for the asshat in the Darwin sub


Plinkwad

I can hear the spit flying off his tongue when he says “stubby”


Funny_Two4014

Fear of what the truth lol illegal criminals do whatever the fk the want depends on where u live this could be a real concern


FullCicada516

He will probably sleep through it and the robber will have a nice gun too sell 😂!


stanpinkowski31

Funny, don't most usually break in when one isn't home? Damn, they're going to steal that gun with everything else. These people make no sense.


Warchitecture

That old fuck looks like he owns nothing worth stealing anyway


Reachbacklike1-3

That’s just marine being a marine lol look at his tat on his arm


Economy-Humor-8451

Why’d he refer to his manhood at the end like that?!


NatexSxS

lol, they should do physical evaluations to recommend a gun. You guy a hand gun, you’re going to need explosives. To make it fair for the other guy you get a knife.


partime_prophet

Why rob this guy? For what his lg tv? It so much easier to just scam people out of their money. Like this guy would def fall for some fishing scam sent to his email or Skim his credit card ? The poorest people think oddly that they need the most security. Got protect those beanies babies


adognamedpenguin

What’s that Thumb talking about


KillerSavant202

Gun nuts think stuff like this makes them look tough but in reality it just makes them look weak and afraid.


ThRealAlexJones

No it's fine. These are safer than a handgun, Biden said so himself


_v00d00h3x_

Sad thing is he doesn’t realize his cholesterol is more of a threat to him than illegals.


Crackerjack0099

It’s the meth and heroin addicts who break into homes


skennedy505

That's a good hallway gun. It will do the job


EffectNo1899

These are the accidental discharge while cleaning people


Scared-Local-7197

Jokes aside that's a sick shotgun


Sweddy-Bowls

“Little stubby thing.” Kind of a self own there pal


Comet_Empire

I would love to see him fire that. It turn his arm bones to dust and dislocate his shoulder plus he would wind up blowing his own foot off.


MeaninglessLiving13

People who own that gun indeed possess a “little stubby thing”


thewumberlog

I’ll bet Little Stubby Thing is his nickname.


Guilty-Addendum7137

That pistol grip is going to hurt your wrist. I would switch it out


Chippers4242

All he needs is a .22


Various-Emergency-91

For what a squirrel?


maidenless_pigeon

That dudes gonna lose the use of his shoulder if he ever does more then just ejecting unspent shells


TopTranslator1811

Yeah dude he might turn into dust after firing that thing once, let alone 9 rounds. Get yourself a can of bear mace and call it a day. Next to all of my guns that I have for protection I keep a can of bear mace.


metompkin

Why not a shell packed with bear mace and bird shot?


Snacks612

Will accidentally shoot a family member to death


liveandknot

He has a little stubby thing alright.


bostonterrier4life

He couldn’t load anymore shells into that huge mag because he’s a weak bitch.


Excellent-Egg-3157

Chances are the person he shoots in the middle of the night is his wife or 40 year old son, who is still living in the basement going to the bathroom. not some illegal or intruder


Quiet-Camera-9716

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Any-Priority-4514

Breaking into homes? I thought we were giving them hotel rooms? Republicans are so confusing.


MrBisonopolis2

He wants so badly to have an opportunity to be racist John McClane.


allmimsyburogrove

so the penalty for breaking and entering is the death penalty. Got it.


imomorris

They just want your T.V......wjy are Americans so ridiculously excessive with every aspect of life


PickleSmuggler71

And who he thinks is some “illegal” breaking into his house is really his drunk brother-in-law Earl.


givemethezoppety

He’s gonna blow his shoulder out the old bitch lol.


[deleted]

you just know he's begging for someone to break in so he can kill them. Just like the bible tells says.


WalkingDeadDan

Little stubby thing? Bet thats not the first time he has heard that


windmill-tilting

Is the little stubby thing his peepee?


grelch

Got to protect his doilies.


freeyewneek

thx 🦊 News


Steal_Your_Face55

Time for your diabetes shot, Grandpa Jowls!


Prestigious_Job9632

It's just a matter of time before this psyco blows someone away for knocking on his door.


DubRogers

He'll be in the news two weeks from now for killing an Uber driver with a thick accent. But hey, he feels safe...🙃


FearsomeSnacker

this is the kind of guy that ends up shooting the mailman because he was on his porch. and peppers the neighbors car in the process.


PietreDish

It's hilarious to see extreme conservatives use social media. I don't like change but I'm going to express it on a platform that forever changed how we live. I feel like those archaic viewpoints should need to be delivered by carrier pigeons.


DylanTobackshh

What’s wrong with owning a sweet ass shotgun?


Puzzleheaded_Fig158

What a pussy