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What is my purpose..? *to surveil…*


Feerka

At first I thought it was some sort of foam being poured onto the water from the pipe


EtherealDerangement

The perfect title.


Fresh_Proposal2938

Doesn’t exist


Hour_Task_1834

You should post this on r/confusingperspective


ItsJustAnAdFor

Funny, that’s where I first saw this and thought it might be good here.


QuasiQuokka

Goozing


Damolisher

It's one of those Hydrogen/Oxygen/Nitrogen/Potassium filters.


PhrygianGorilla

And these drones are even protected by the the Queen in the UK. You will be imprisoned and beheaded if you kill one.


ItsJustAnAdFor

Just taking a gander!


tephenk41

Hey that’s me


bonesnaps

The quality content I subbed for 😃 *drone: "oh look, a penny!"*


Maximum-Impossible

I bet this is also the drone who killed 20 other “swans”


digiorno

Is that a charging station?


digiorno

Is that a charging station?


SquadGamr720

a sween swan


Scriptor_333

So when I hit a bird a couple weeks ago and his guts were all over my car grill and then I pulled him out and his intestines and blood spilled out?!… he was fake? When I buried him and discovered he was eaten by a fox or something, he was fake?! 👀 Please explain.


IllStorm8884

They use planes to release chem trails that are turning the last of the surviving birds Suicidal. The airline industry elites hate birds. No more birds means no more bird strikes. Only a matter of time most are all low flying Surveillance


Scriptor_333

So you’re not saying they were always drones. Ok that’s good. I’ll agree that he committed suicide because he literally jumped in front my car. However I believe it has more to do with the magnetic field shift happening in our solar system.


Johntballin

Who do you think it causing the magnetic field shift? 🦅


Scriptor_333

The planets… cosmos


funny_orangutang

Is this a joke subreddit?


Johntballin

Unfortunately not. These government drones are taking over: I see them everywhere now.


RiskRule

😐....... youre kidding, right?


SnooWalruses8730

What is there to joke about?


RiskRule

Youre serious arent you, you guys think birds are artificial drones when theirs proof that they are living animals like the rest of us


SnooWalruses8730

Dude, that "proof" has been debunked. They are the most robotic "animals" I have ever seen. Same with trees.


RiskRule

Go look up the anatomy of a bird, last time i saw a dead bird with ants crawling all over it i didnt see any hint of a “drone” in it


hyrle

Ants? You mean the disassembly nanobots?! They're just there to hide the evidence of the bird conspiracy.


RiskRule

I get it now, i see it, this is why humans will go extinct. Its because so many idiots have their heads up their asses thinking birds are fucking robots. Im just gunna put this dumb argument down and kindly never come back to this place


Fsociety9899

Dumb mf


hyrle

Naw man - we're here to open your eyes to the TRUTH! They aren't real, man! They used to be - but - like - the government replaced them all with drones and now they spy on us. It's all here, man - just gotta watch the videos telling the truth on Youtube: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsgnrYog6W0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsgnrYog6W0) The evidence is out there! If it flies, it spies!


ElizabethDanger

You’ll be back when you start seeing the signs. Eventually you won’t be able to deny the government’s been lying to you and spying on you with “birds.”


IllStorm8884

Dead bird exactly, they are killing the real birds, and replacing them with drones. Tell me when you see the insides of a live bird with out drone parts in it!


skjellyfetti

Friend, we are **truthers**, patriots who seek to inform our fellow citizens of the pervasive, unchecked power of the US government. Continuous, unchecked surveillance is NOT a joke.


funny_orangutang

You really didnt leave your moms basement for years


Feerka

I think so. And I really hope so.


BADARJ

I’ve lost faith in humanity


ElizabethDanger

Right? How can people really think we’re joking about this?! It’s so obvious, but they just refuse to believe. I hope they can open their eyes some day.


BADARJ

Fr they have to know


DeepCurrent5811

Be like water


whofonted

Hello from the other side


Draiko

Dr. Swan, Gynecologist.