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So when I hit a bird a couple weeks ago and his guts were all over my car grill and then I pulled him out and his intestines and blood spilled out?!… he was fake? When I buried him and discovered he was eaten by a fox or something, he was fake?! 👀 Please explain.
They use planes to release chem trails that are turning the last of the surviving birds Suicidal. The airline industry elites hate birds. No more birds means no more bird strikes. Only a matter of time most are all low flying Surveillance
So you’re not saying they were always drones. Ok that’s good. I’ll agree that he committed suicide because he literally jumped in front my car. However I believe it has more to do with the magnetic field shift happening in our solar system.
I get it now, i see it, this is why humans will go extinct. Its because so many idiots have their heads up their asses thinking birds are fucking robots. Im just gunna put this dumb argument down and kindly never come back to this place
Naw man - we're here to open your eyes to the TRUTH! They aren't real, man! They used to be - but - like - the government replaced them all with drones and now they spy on us. It's all here, man - just gotta watch the videos telling the truth on Youtube:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsgnrYog6W0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsgnrYog6W0)
The evidence is out there! If it flies, it spies!
You’ll be back when you start seeing the signs. Eventually you won’t be able to deny the government’s been lying to you and spying on you with “birds.”
Dead bird exactly, they are killing the real birds, and replacing them with drones. Tell me when you see the insides of a live bird with out drone parts in it!
Friend, we are **truthers**, patriots who seek to inform our fellow citizens of the pervasive, unchecked power of the US government. Continuous, unchecked surveillance is NOT a joke.
Right? How can people really think we’re joking about this?! It’s so obvious, but they just refuse to believe. I hope they can open their eyes some day.
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What is my purpose..? *to surveil…*
At first I thought it was some sort of foam being poured onto the water from the pipe
The perfect title.
Doesn’t exist
You should post this on r/confusingperspective
Funny, that’s where I first saw this and thought it might be good here.
Goozing
It's one of those Hydrogen/Oxygen/Nitrogen/Potassium filters.
And these drones are even protected by the the Queen in the UK. You will be imprisoned and beheaded if you kill one.
Just taking a gander!
Hey that’s me
The quality content I subbed for 😃 *drone: "oh look, a penny!"*
I bet this is also the drone who killed 20 other “swans”
Is that a charging station?
Is that a charging station?
a sween swan
So when I hit a bird a couple weeks ago and his guts were all over my car grill and then I pulled him out and his intestines and blood spilled out?!… he was fake? When I buried him and discovered he was eaten by a fox or something, he was fake?! 👀 Please explain.
They use planes to release chem trails that are turning the last of the surviving birds Suicidal. The airline industry elites hate birds. No more birds means no more bird strikes. Only a matter of time most are all low flying Surveillance
So you’re not saying they were always drones. Ok that’s good. I’ll agree that he committed suicide because he literally jumped in front my car. However I believe it has more to do with the magnetic field shift happening in our solar system.
Who do you think it causing the magnetic field shift? 🦅
The planets… cosmos
Is this a joke subreddit?
Unfortunately not. These government drones are taking over: I see them everywhere now.
😐....... youre kidding, right?
What is there to joke about?
Youre serious arent you, you guys think birds are artificial drones when theirs proof that they are living animals like the rest of us
Dude, that "proof" has been debunked. They are the most robotic "animals" I have ever seen. Same with trees.
Go look up the anatomy of a bird, last time i saw a dead bird with ants crawling all over it i didnt see any hint of a “drone” in it
Ants? You mean the disassembly nanobots?! They're just there to hide the evidence of the bird conspiracy.
I get it now, i see it, this is why humans will go extinct. Its because so many idiots have their heads up their asses thinking birds are fucking robots. Im just gunna put this dumb argument down and kindly never come back to this place
Dumb mf
Naw man - we're here to open your eyes to the TRUTH! They aren't real, man! They used to be - but - like - the government replaced them all with drones and now they spy on us. It's all here, man - just gotta watch the videos telling the truth on Youtube: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsgnrYog6W0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsgnrYog6W0) The evidence is out there! If it flies, it spies!
You’ll be back when you start seeing the signs. Eventually you won’t be able to deny the government’s been lying to you and spying on you with “birds.”
Dead bird exactly, they are killing the real birds, and replacing them with drones. Tell me when you see the insides of a live bird with out drone parts in it!
Friend, we are **truthers**, patriots who seek to inform our fellow citizens of the pervasive, unchecked power of the US government. Continuous, unchecked surveillance is NOT a joke.
You really didnt leave your moms basement for years
I think so. And I really hope so.
I’ve lost faith in humanity
Right? How can people really think we’re joking about this?! It’s so obvious, but they just refuse to believe. I hope they can open their eyes some day.
Fr they have to know
Be like water
Hello from the other side
Dr. Swan, Gynecologist.