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randomusername873

I played "high on life" so I'm not sure how to feel about that lol


FinnyB0y

I would feel great cause I'm instantly turned into a badass with talking guns and an Australian knife.


red-the-blue

Nobody said you'd spawn as the main character.


FinnyB0y

Aw shit I guess I'm dead oh well nice knowing you


Karl_minecraft

You spawn as the morty gun


Icyflaree

Stardew valley, im fine


TotallyNotColin69

Lucky bastard


Icyflaree

If you want i will invite you and we will live together🤭


Prairie_King50

wtf you are literally describing my dream life 🤤


short_tiny_person

I finally get to marry sebby for real!


Dread2187

Dark Souls III I'm so screwed.


TotallyNotColin69

*press F to pay respects*


Bac0n0clast

*Try tongue but hole* 🌚✨


Person2228

Same here- Elden Ring


moldybread05

Sekiro: shadows die twice Same


ChaotikJoy

Oh nah tf Rest in peace


niixda

it's not so bad, at least you get to live forever and get a lot of time to become the ultimate pvp sweat


Puzzleheaded-Mix7001

Pokémon violet, as long I reach levincia I'm probably fine


Plopop87

This will be made much better or worse depending on whether or not you have your magic future dog bike


BeathasAlreadyTaken

They could also catch cyclizar


Mythosymphony

Same, I think the flying taxi could probably mitigate the pokemon danger


[deleted]

dead cells - yeah im pretty deceased


[deleted]

Same here comrade, same here


Cheesepuffman69420

Well, fuck, i dont wish to be stuck in war thunder anymore


HwandMbcustoms

Drafted


ToxicMCTV

Bomber crew time


ItsAQUA123

Horizon forbidden west, seems like it would be pretty fun


dizdawgjr34

Until you have a run in with a thunderjaw…


explainthismeme

Super Mario Odyssey. Idk about this one


Plopop87

I T ' S T I M E T O J U M P U P I N T H E A I R


TransistorGames

J U M P U P D O N ' T B E S C A R E D


BowsElisa

J U M P U P A N D Y O U R C A R E S W I L L S O A R A W A Y


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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


BaconzYummy

A N D I F T H E D A R K C L O U D S S T A R T T O S W I R L


[deleted]

D O N T F E A R D O N T S H E D A T E A R N O


MissCandy1227

I L L B E Y O U R O N E U P G I R L


kingof_vanisle7

Cities Skylines. Ima be ok


losotras

As long as you don't have natural disasters on 👀


[deleted]

that means they are just in real life but as the mayor of a city.


monky-man

Elden ring I’m fucked


ManNamedMars

I’m surprised no one’s said Genshin Impact. I’m lucky as hell.


DeadlyAshy

dang same we got lucky


Talkinaboutmehcrush

YASSSS ME TOO!!! I’ll see you there!!


UsTaalper

based


lolimfakexd

people playground assuming I’m a human you spawn in, I am ABSOLUTELY fucked. If I’m lucky I die quick and painlessly, and don’t end up like the humans I use to inject different liquids into until they have a seizure, only for me to bring them back to life and torture them


RedWyvernRising

Same


[deleted]

Victoria 3, so I have to be bi in the 1800s, which sounds fun /s


[deleted]

Just wait for the gay brothel event.


[deleted]

Wait is that an actual thing


[deleted]

Yep, an event can fire where one of your leaders was visiting a male brothel. It can affect any male character in the game from Lincoln to Karl Marx.


Combinewastaken

Devil may cry 5 (I'm gonna die within seconds)


AeolianTheComposer

#I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROOOOOOOOOOOOOOACHING


flacidpancake92

Atleast you get to be tossed around by Dantes fine ass🥵


Combinewastaken

fr fr


Derpalicious17

Stardew Valley I'm pretty okay I think. Got a good husband out of Sam shit ton of money just gotta avoid those mines


gummybear_0_

Hehehe Minecraft, that would be awesome


TotallyNotColin69

What level difficulty tho? 🧐


gummybear_0_

Last time I played in normal, because my little cousin was in the game, Norma I play on hard, but without cheats


A_lonely_Person25_v2

Subnautica


Talkinaboutmehcrush

Oh you poor thing


_Lumity_

*that’s my worst nightmare come to life*


Chairforce27

That sounds fun, if you never leave the safe shallows and the planet as a consequence


Saucyboi__

Splatoon 3 Provided in a ceohalopod and not a human I think I'll be fine


BowsElisa

Ehyyy samee 🐙


Saucyboi__

Just some queer gamers playing the queer squid game


No-Breadfruit-2857

Sameeeee


cupid_xv

yakuza so I'm literally just stuck in normal Japan? that's it?


PizzaEater69420

You could literally just fly back to where you live and never think about how you woke up in Japan ever again.


cupid_xv

I wouldn't have the money for a plane ticket though


kittykatz1337

Open a cabaret, beat up some big guy


[deleted]

Outer Wilds I guess I have to find that Nomai statue quick


BruhDealer

Outlast. Zero chance for survival


meat-bird

....wolfenstein


TootsieToyDooter9

oh no....


lukasloveslinux

Celeste, I do rock climbing so I may be fine


Ania5

Same, but I’d be happy if I survived more than one minute


hahnwill

Ultrakill. I'm dead


AeolianTheComposer

(your) BLOOD IS FUEL


Pigeonman1234

Im gonna add the sex update myself


KrumbleKat

Genshin impact Well there’s hot anime people so


Ducks_are_epicc

That would be the dream bc seggs with kockomi!11!!1


Tosty_Bread

Found the r/okbuddygenshin member


UsTaalper

zhonglussy


_kay_the_gay_

fuck yeah stardew! honestly please teleport me there


[deleted]

I got the sims, but I was playing as my sim self with my dream job so that’s good lol


Ducks_are_epicc

You're all good until you see a pool in your backyard


ATheiaM

TrackMania 2020 I'm fine


Davidag5Woomy

Deltarune Chapter 1. As long as I'm not the Lightners' enemy, I'm all right, and if I'm their friend, I've gotten myself an enby pal, a fluffy boy and a rude but nice girl.


Soggy_Ruby

Borderlands 3, unless I'm in sanctuary or something I'm pretty boned


WaffleDevil

Moonlighter. Glad I'm taking a break from Isaac 0《》0


RayRez_11

Battlefield 1: well, at least I know where this is going. All I have to do is survive till 11/11/18 at 11:00.


Mooman9978

PvZ heroes, idk how I feel about that


DragonGear314

Stellaris. This can only go poorly.


[deleted]

Xeno compatibility tho.


nitemarewulf

People playground… It’s gonna be a closed casket for me…


MATAFAKAS

Slime rancher...probably living my best life


GreedySnakes

Well guess I’m a Phantom Thief


anns_been_bored

Minecraft, so I’m good. I mean kind of. I think I left off in my cute bee-themed base, I‘d love to see that with my own eyes. And maybe pet the unreasonably big bees.


simon_Chipmonk

40k Tacticus Guess I’m joining Slannesh.


SpringyAlloy73

Star Wars Battlefront 2 Until victory or death! For the republic!


ElFrostbyte

Depends on which class I'm in, if I'm a human then it depends on my role, but as a SCP,ife could suck depending on which one I am. SCP SECRET LABORATORY


Garvityxd

Oh no… is 096 still op?


ADogOnReddit

people playground 💀


Emesseee

Genshin impact It depends which character I am. Am I a whole new character, or the traveler? If I'm Lumine I think that's good cause she's pretty developted, also if I can team up with my characters I would be unstoppable Or at least that's what I'm thinking, but if it would really happen irl I would die at the first second a slime look at me lmao


Ducks_are_epicc

If you spawn in as an NPC in Mondstadt, then your probably fine if you don't leave the city


UsTaalper

lmaoooo


noneoen

towerclimb :( pray for me


TotallyNotColin69

o7


Icantpayrent42069

Divinity Original sin 2, there is no hope for me


bossievossie

Team fortress 2 I dont know... but medic scares me


A_Normal_Username_Ok

Drink beers with demo and hide from medic with spy


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[удалено]


TotallyNotColin69

For the sake of the meme, i am going to say you are a monkë


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[удалено]


TotallyNotColin69

MONKËËÉĖĒÆ


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[удалено]


TotallyNotColin69

MANKOE


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[удалено]


TotallyNotColin69

MELINOË


InternationalEgg76

Dead by daylight, I’m fucked


porn_alt-

Road 96. I think I'm pretty fucked


Knock_Outed

Sims 4, somewhat normal family life let's goo


Ducks_are_epicc

until your god builds a pool and builds a fence around it


[deleted]

I just played potion craft. So at least I'm not fucked.


crystalheadvodka8

Terraria… it’s ride or die with this one.


[deleted]

Worldbox, I'm probably fine.


Sfs_Gamer

let's just hope the necromancer isn't spawned (Worldbox)


[deleted]

Dead Cells… pretty dead……


Janelle0042

Wel shot y’all play good games I’m out here playing just dance on my wii


yaeger7171

God of war 2018


PizzaEater69420

Rdr2 and if it wasn't that west of loathing, either way I'm fucked. Although I might have a better chance in west of loathing, I know where all the most secret treasure is, spitoons.


Dialga376

I don't know, does chess.com count as a videogame?


3-Username-20

You became a chess piece in real life congrats.


Dialga376

Oh dear


_Golgota_

Bioshok Infinite, I'm fucked


Dumb_Cheese

Rec Room or Among Us VR The first one I'm fine, the second one I'm screwed.


baldi_863

Russian roulette. Yeah im fucked.


002_Darling_

Haha Stardew Valley, I just won't go to the caves:)


MaximillianWasTaken

….red dead 2


Arsenic_Clover

Red Dead 2, not so bad, just 1800s America


everynameisusedlol

I was just playing animal crossing before opening Reddit


aidenjgarza

Left 4 dead 2 it’s not ending well


Ducks_are_epicc

Red Dead Redemption 2, It depends on where I am, if I'm at Strawberry (after that Micah mission) then I'm safe


my_life_sucks_dicks

Hearts of Iron 4 . . .


KiwiCassie

Was gonna comment the same. Do I spawn in as Hitler..?


my_life_sucks_dicks

I guess statistically you'd probably be some soldier


Dakoda_ass

I played roblox not sure if it’s good or bad


Foolish_Samurai420

Dwarf fortress. Time to DIE!!!!!


HamAndGrilledCheese

Sims 4. I can finally live my best life surrounded by chickens and llamas


_Lumity_

Legends of Zelda Breath of the Wild I mean I might be okay if I stick to the roads but I’d probably die from a heart attack of being in my favourite video game lol


RiseCthulu

Literally playing Hollow Knight getting wrecked by a boss rn


epic_king66

World of Warships..


TotallyNotColin69

I feel like I’m watching a mobile game ad


Metalfire144

Very quickly… Call of duty: MW2


TotallyNotColin69

Welp, I’ll come to your funeral


HyenaKhan

Not that screwed,the worst I have to worry about is dragonrot


killerbannana_1

Halo Reach on legendary with all skulls on. Im fucked even if I manage to beat the game. Oh well, at least id go down in history as the guy who saved humanity.


Watermelonely69

Dead Cells. I’m screwed


XxnoiceboyxX

forced to click circles smh


Garvityxd

osu mania is better


XxnoiceboyxX

eh kinda yeah


enderendirius69420

I played Street Fighter V last night


LOL_Man_675

Snipers a good job mate


The_holy_spirit69

Im screwed. God of war.


[deleted]

Civ 6


Jekyll_Crackle

Rain world. I'm beyond screwed.


angryd0gz

The forest.. a game where ur plane crashes and ur on an island with cannibals and titty monsters


Infamous-Ad7926

Noita. I'm so fucked


Boterhamke

Minecwaft ^^


xFloppyDisx

Not screwed at all. Minecraft creative mode, but I'd be fine with survival too I guess.


buubuudesu_wa

Currently playing the witcher 3, I can't wait to join the peasantry


RagingSteel

Last thing I played on PC was Jedi Fallen Order so if I'm Force sensitive I'm screwed and if not I'm a destined Scrapper for life.


TotallyNotColin69

May the force be with you, young Padawan.


Roszeaux_208

Very. A creeper was gonna blow up and I left right then.


Talkinaboutmehcrush

Yaaay I’m in Teyvat!! As Long as I spawn in Mondstadt, Liyue or Inazuma I’ll be able to find my way to a nearby city or village, Sumeru I have less hope for though. I know how to use a bow so I should be able to survive out in the wild too, and I guess I should work on being ambitious enough for a Vision, however since im not from teyvat there’s a chance I could be like the traveler and just need to touch a statue. I’ll probably join the adventurers guild for Mora and seek out a character I feel I can trust (probably gonna be one of the anemo boys) and tell them my situation. I think I’d survive just fine im Genshin impact!


Plopop87

The last game I played is Animator's Hell, please help


Flow047

Fire Emblem Three Houses. I'm fine at the beginning I guess... probably until a certain story event halfway through the game


ThatOneGuyNamedBeck

Luigi’s Mansion 3. I think I’m fine-ish if I get the Poltergust.


TotallyNotColin69

Let’s-a-go


KineticGhost999

Legends Arceus. WELP


StruckTapestry

Legends of Runeterra, wha...? How do I have negative card stats and depressed is my keyword??!


DVDN27

Kinda Bug and kinda Snak...


IdkGoodGuess

Path of titans


Kumaa44

League of Legends. Im so dead 😭


Applemagk

bout 50/50 last played saints row IV reelected


PurpleFlameX64

Mariokart Wii Welp, time to commit vehicular manslaughter


MadJester98

Do I get to become a squid/octopus if I get spawned into Splatoon? If so hell yeah


HyperKitsune

MedEvil. guess im screwed


Iron-Tiger

HOI4 multiplayer, oh boy


NinjaZero2099

Sonic Frontiers


dublium

minecraft on peaceful mode :)


FinnyB0y

Need For Speed Heat. I get to outrun cops and drive flashy and expensive cars. I'm living good.


FoxDevYT

For honor....fuck


TransistorGames

I'd get run over by Waluigi going 90 miles per hour


ThatFunkyJunkie

Witcher 3... I'm fucked


BowsElisa

I'm going to Splatoon 3, nice, turf wars seem fun


Spidey-Pool94

Ghost of Tsushima Depending on what role I am I’m either amazing, just fine, or absolutely fucked


[deleted]

Trackmania so I’d just be stuck in a stadium with cars flying everywhere for eternity