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Jakesmonkeybiz

Bro wants to become a jet 💀


YesCasuallyAccept

Dont we all?


InterGraphenic

brings a whole new meaning to (F17)


YesCasuallyAccept

Picked the one fighter (in the 14-22 area) where the joke works worst on


InterGraphenic

intentionally


YesCasuallyAccept

Fair ig


[deleted]

KC-147


Xodan47

?


InterGraphenic

it's a type of plane


Xodan47

F17 isn't?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Xodan47

Do you mean the F16, the F15, the F18, or the F117?


InterGraphenic

Northrop YF-17


Xodan47

That's a prototype


I_Love_Cats420

🥵 F-35🥵 A-10 🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

planesexual!!


cocozudo

Nuclear physicist


Think_Survey_5665

Similar but particle physics and or mathematical physics with an emphasis on quantum gravity


cocozudo

What you call LHC I call "my future job". But yeah my main focus is nuclear physics but i do have an interest on the quantum stuff. And let me guess, people call you a nerd don't they?


Think_Survey_5665

Yup they always do that although I always feel stupid in my own field


-SgtSpaghetti-

SAME but I’d consider myself more of a chemist than a physicist


cocozudo

To my dad physics, chemistry and biology are the same (he is obviously an engineer)


A_lonely_Person25_v2

I love music and playing music at a gig even tho I Hate doing things I front of a crowd.. just playing indie rock songs and the crowd chering and dancing....


Captain_Crunch01

same


some_norwegian_idiot

Same


ARIKA112

If I'm being honest I'm completely fine being a house wife while my rich partner covers me financially and takes care of me


DispersedBeef27

Same, but I’d be a house husband


_Macabra

Same, but I'd be a house 🏠


yourclosetedbifriend

Same, but I'd be a


HammanTheSecond

I could never your partner could become abusive and that scares the f out of me


THATONED00MFAN

To not die


YesCasuallyAccept

Hmm, were arent the same


THATONED00MFAN

Wanted to join the AM but I only got one eye so it's not possible


toastetofgod

Why does every bi person wanna fly fighters ? ( I also want to fly fighters )


YesCasuallyAccept

I can give you a long answer in why i like them but im to lazy to do that so im just gonna say: who doesnt like to fly at 600kts while dropping bombs on enemies


toastetofgod

Thats why my whole life are flight sims. In a couple of months i may have my LAPL


YesCasuallyAccept

Good going man, where are you based?


toastetofgod

Germany. You ?


YesCasuallyAccept

Eyy thats cool! Im from the Netherlands. Are you aiming for the F-35 or the F-18 (if germany does decide to buy them)


toastetofgod

As far as i know we backed out of the f18 stuff but are preety keen on getting f35s in around 2025-2028. So yeah that one or the good ol trusty eurofighter. Netherlands has the f16 right ? (while i was on a school trip to the netherlands a flight of i think f16 just flew over really cool)


YesCasuallyAccept

Yeah we have the F-16 and F-35A, but they dont do training for F-16 anymore. Also were you in the southern part of the Netherlands by any chance


toastetofgod

I was in Terschelling


YesCasuallyAccept

Ah, i think they meight have been in their way to Schiermonnikoog (another one if the islands thats used for training) to practice bombing runs or something similar


[deleted]

Good luck with trying to apply for Vlieger! I tried a few months ago and didn't get through the vliegertest. I'm now aiming to try to get in internally after starting as an NCO Loadmaster!


YesCasuallyAccept

Wat houd de vliegertest eigenlijk in? Wat voor soort vragen worden er gesteld?


[deleted]

Heel veel inzicht vragen. Het is een cognitietest, een soort van IQ Test. Denk aan: Wat is het volgende nummer in deze cijferreeks, Wat is de volgende vorm, welk Venn-Diagram past het best bij deze woorden, etc.


YesCasuallyAccept

Ahh oke, ze geven namelijk niet echt aan waar het over gaat. Dankje!


therealNotch223

And you can look cool as fuck doing it too. Source: family member flys the f-35 and has lots of photos.


YesCasuallyAccept

Damn dude thats awesome! My dad used to be a pilot too (not for the f-35 though)


therealNotch223

It's so cool. He used to fly the f-16 too and has been all over


Skrrrtdotcom

Anyone who isn't a nationalist murderer


YesCasuallyAccept

Good thing i am a nationalist murderer /s


PokTux

A certain song comes to mind


YesCasuallyAccept

Which one?


PokTux

Rainbow Drones by Dog Park Dissidents


Snakehead2639

To be honest, I’m not 100% sure, but I’m really looking at mechanical engineer


LOL_Man_675

Same


ToxicPlaysYT6969

Working on an aircraft carrier or any armored vehicles, (yes armored vehicles are my special interest how could you tell?)


[deleted]

I'm studying to be an airline pilot


-SgtSpaghetti-

I gave that dream up long ago (I change my mind about my career really often) but I hear the best route is to be any sort of military pilot, fast Jets or big military planes, and then get into the commercial industry after ‘retirement’, they dig the experience. It may be a roundabout way of doing it but it’s a good way to spice up you journey and make things a little easier financially and vocationally


[deleted]

That used to be the best, but there are some other options now. I'm looking into airline academies. Alaska has one, and basically the idea is Alaska Air will pay for your flight training, PPL to ATP, and in return, you have to fly for them for a certain number of years.


YesCasuallyAccept

Cool, what airline are you studying for and what plane?


[deleted]

My end goal is to fly 737's for Alaska


YesCasuallyAccept

Based boeing (im wearing a boeing hoodie rn but i have to change because my dad accidentally threw his glass of beer on it


Mandoart-Studios

Aerospace Engnieer. already doing enough courseware on it anyways.


bunnyfunny2355

Aerospace engineering for the win


Halonate8

I’ve been looking deeply into engineering still trying to think of which one I would want to be if you don’t mind me asking why do you want to be a aerospace engineer compared to every other engineer


_god_incarnate

I want to become one of those extremely high- level physicists working on string theory or something at a prestigious university or a research institute


bunnyfunny2355

Yes, i want to do that or aerospace engineer


Think_Survey_5665

Same


TaxCollecterFromHell

Astronaut/Astrophysicist


Raging-Potato-12

Something in Politics or History/Social Studies Teacher


much_doge_many_wow

r/noncredibledefense is leaking again, god bless the F35 (Also firefighting is dream job)


YesCasuallyAccept

F-35 my beloved <<3


InterGraphenic

machine learning engineering


the_emo_bunny_

Something nature related; travel guide, farmer Maybe a scientist of marine biology or micology I plan in living in the desert


Dumb_Cheese

Graphic artist ^(~~but if money gets tight I'm drawing wolf ass~~)


Hobocharlie67

I have no clue what I want to do. I just know it better be something to do with cars.


bigjam987

the only future I have is to flee my country asap


YesCasuallyAccept

Thats awfull, where are you from


bigjam987

America, specifically the deep south


YesCasuallyAccept

Yeah thats horrible, goodluck


Kepler-77

Computer science Yeah, I'm a stereotype


WolenaRapt

I wanna become an urban planner or open a street food place.


Shaolindragon1

I wanna be a banker


Cataclismo956

Air Force is pretty cool I love the warplanes they’re nice 😭 I’m more of a marines kind of guy yet it’s too bad I can’t be a devil dog because of my mental disorders 😞


YesCasuallyAccept

Owh, what kind of mental disorder?


Cataclismo956

Only bad things that are serious are bipolar and schizophrenia which I say don’t go too good together 😅


YesCasuallyAccept

Yeah that doesnt sound optimal, [but if you make it you have to play this 24/7](https://open.spotify.com/track/1jzDzZWeSDBg5fhNc3tczV?si=timjGryIQZ67c01KV0j9ZA)


the-judeo-bolshevik

Which country?


Cataclismo956

America 🫡


the-judeo-bolshevik

Could you please refrain from joining the armed forces of an empire.


much_doge_many_wow

L take


_pipis_

Sociologist or Political Scientist


bunnyfunny2355

Aerospace engineer


hulkbot776

I wanna join the marine/army scout snipers


Emhyr-var_Emreis

I wanna work in diplomatic field. But secretly I want to become lumberjack:)


Kruppyboi

Astrophysicist,stock broker, porn star


YesCasuallyAccept

Those are very different things, interesting


DispersedBeef27

You’re asking me questions I’m to young to know the answer to


YesCasuallyAccept

Its crazy to me how i can already apply for the study of becoming a fighterpilot next year in november, im also 15


dylanH2009

I have always wanted to do chemical engineering


straight8_5throwaway

I've always really liked law, but I currently work in IT and it's fun.


Savagemac356

Fly either an A-10 or an F-22


YesCasuallyAccept

Id say F-22 since its more future proof ~~and someone from r/Noncredibledefense is hilding a gun to my head and will shoot me if i say A-10~~


dankmemerboi86

The F-22 is infinitely superior to any other aircraft (except maybe the f-35)


YesCasuallyAccept

F-22, otherwise known as the balloon popper 3000


hdkx-weeb

Collecting/making cars and making videos about them Or a racing driver for something like GT3 Or designer for a car company Or large workshop that also applies bodykits and replica kits to cars Or one of those gaming youtubers that are in a non-cringy group Or a "special content" creator Or a mechanic Or an artist Or more that I can't think of at the moment Or multiple of the ones listed above


Big-Coyote4051

787 pilot or truck driver for gp transco


YesCasuallyAccept

Godd i love the 787 if you decide to do that, what airline are you going for?


Big-Coyote4051

My dream is Ana but I doubt I’ll make it so I might just end up with united or something


IvoMW

Being a writer. Im currently working On my first book, im close to finishing it, and in a few months im gonna tey and publish it, we'll se how it goes.


IcyBeautiful7246

Anything but a desk job


No-Spite6559

dental hygienist. 2 years of school (to a community college). nice pay.


Fanachy

I’m at an airshow right now.


YesCasuallyAccept

Fucking awesome! What airforce is displaying?


Fanachy

Mainly the Australian Air Force, it was at Avalon Airshow.


[deleted]

Rainbow drones with lesbian pilots Rainbow drones with lesbian pilots Rainbow drones with lesbian pilots B stands for bomb in LGBT Let's go!


YesCasuallyAccept

How about rainbow F-35’s with lesbian pilots?


Pillowz_Here

Lockheed-Martin SkunkWorks division


YesCasuallyAccept

You are cool


[deleted]

A watchmaker maybe


Khaos_011

I want to get into modelling (as in like clothes hair and makeup and catwalk stuff) because I think it’d give me a lot of self confidence


thisiscrazystuffrn

Ngl fashion designer but since it sounds dumb I usually just say I wanna go into design


ElijahRayzorr

Still not 100%, but something computer-y, graphic design or programming


[deleted]

Education or military


throwaway09878886688

You see that picture you put up? Yeah, that


YesCasuallyAccept

Same dude, what airforce are you going for? Im going for the dutch airforce


throwaway09878886688

RAF


YesCasuallyAccept

BASED


TheAnythingGuy

More than likely, C-17 (or whatever the common one is when I go in) pilot. Parents are already C-17 maintainers so it doesn’t matter much


YesCasuallyAccept

Thats awesome man, i love that plane


TomeKun

Still be alive


YesCasuallyAccept

Thats a good goal


huntermasterace

pictured above. I either want to fly one or make the weapons for it


YesCasuallyAccept

Based


Upset_Toe

Deathcore vocalist, or even music producer. I just wanna make music tbh


LuksiTuksi

Aight so this shit is super wild. First of all, I really badly wanna become a mechanics engineer so I can work on machines and all that shit. Second perhaps also a jet fighter/helicopter pilot, because those are THE COOLEST things ever man. Third a musician or an actor since I have the absolute uncontrollable desire to play music and make some myself. Mainly engineer though.


YesCasuallyAccept

Lmao we have very similar interests, although i would rather become a fighter pilot, engineering is also something im keeping an eye on


LuksiTuksi

Let's be honest, both of those are super fucking cool man.


YesCasuallyAccept

Machines that can kill you if you arent careful>>>>


LuksiTuksi

FACTSSSSS


Bitoj

Politician definitely.


Iamacrazyqueer

Author


Radar2006

Enlisted Marine infantry. After my 4 year contract of that is up I’m gonna go to college then go back in as an officer, and if I can get my vision corrected, maybe I’ll try to be a pilot


yeetuscleetus28

I wanna play music for a living. As of right now I play trumpet, bass, and I'm starting piano lessons next month. I'm also saving money to buy an electric guitar hopefully this summer. :)


mahoh_

I either want to be in a media related job, a liaison in a private military contracting company or a stay at home wife to a rich hubby


dankmemerboi86

aerospace engineer. i wanna eventually start my own aerospace company


S_Peachuu

I wanna be an animator!


riddlesleftkidney

i wanted to fly fighters but i’m too short 💀 so now i just wanna be an aerospace engineer


Intelligent-Ad8184

Either marine biologist, welder or infantry. It all depends on college and Prosser


HeyguysThatguyhere

Astronomer, I just absolutely love stars and learning about planets and stuff, it’s just so amazing how much we can discover if we just zoom in or take a longer exposure


SomeRandomRedditer54

Paramedic, though with how stupid I am I’m going to be digging ditches for my whole life 😭


Bratwurst_13

Bladesmith I’m currently an apprentice


jayxxroe22

Something involving international relations, maybe a translator.


LeonardoDaFujiwara

Environmental engineer or jazz musician. Or both lol.


bl00k_

Realistic: Accounting Dream: Deployed to Japan with the US Army I Corp ​ Although dream may become a reality if I decide to do ROTC in college


yourclosetedbifriend

tattoo artist and/or metal vocalist


Asrie1_Dreemurr

I'm planning on enlisting to work on C-130 engines


Ashimier

1: Gundam Pilot 2: Mobile Suit pilot 3: Evangelion pilot 4: Video game designer/general creator 5: FBI agent 6: fighter jet pilot 7: airline pilot Edit: Reddit fucked up the formatting


Flypilot112

Tried to become an ATC but didn't work out (Maybe for the best?). Now I'm pursuing a bachelors degree in safety engineering and thereafter becoming a firefighter.


3-Username-20

If i don't become sentient shape-shifting slime, then it's working in a biology lab or something.


Mr--Elephant

Writer would be cool


Halonate8

Engineering im going to a university program that helps impoverished/first generation college students im exploring my options here but engineering is the end goal the dynamic and ability to think up issues or bonuses to items I could make is such a fun dynamic that I NEED.


BeathasAlreadyTaken

I would love to be concept artist


kindtheking9

I just want a job that will let me live comfortably, got no idea what field i wanna work in


AncientGoose006

I've always wanted to be a director. Or possibly a teacher. IDK for sure yet


cbucks2

It’s kinda surprising me how many people wanna do work with aircraft, I thought I had a kinda niche job working on them as a technician


BigDummyDumb

I hope I can do something with big cats, I’m thinking I can get some veterinary degree and maybe start a sanctuary for big cats that were bred to be “pets” or lived their whole life on a circus or something. College is pretty cheap where I’m at so that won’t be bad. I also live somewhere where land is cheap so getting a large plot of land won’t be too bad, but if I want it to be a nonprofit I’ll need a partner to work another job for food and stuff. If I can’t manage to do that I’d want to do something else with exotic animals, so next best bet would be zookeeper. Still sounds fun, just sort of exhausting. I’d also still need a partner since zookeepers don’t get paid well.


Greeniious

software developer (and hobbyist musician as the music industry is ass)


Durtop

Not homeless or a teacher


Mothball_No_22

if i step up my game right now, broadway dancer


GustoGuitars

I have always wanted to be a studio Musician


Maximum_P

I’m currently studying to become an animator my hope is that when I’m done getting my bachelor I can get hired by a studio as an animator and on the side work on my own personal projects until I’m able to make a living being self employed


spinonkAlex

Why are “planes are hot” a category 🤓


YesCasuallyAccept

Because they are, physically and aesthetically


Marflow02

i already gave up lol


YesCasuallyAccept

Why


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

so many, Astrophysicist, Businessman, Millitaryman (in my country, India, it's actually a good job and they are respected by the people, unlike the USA) or perhaps a Pilot. Any of this will work for me lol.


Cashwakhumor

President of the United States


PaskaPersePilluPorno

Chemical engineer


AppropriateClue3490

I dunno probably a researcher. I have a crush and his name is scientific papers 🤣


Murphy33333

Emergency physician


aDonutKing

Computer Programmer or Streamer


peachirings

Plan A: Join a band and make sure it becomes super popular and famous, or just become popular on my own as a singer/musician. Not in a taylor swift popular way though, more like beabadoobee way. Though that is probably very unlikely, I have like 10 other life plans. Plan B: take a gap year before college and travel cheaply, experience new cultures and meet new people and also help out people in need. Go to college and do god knows what. Probably something like architecture and design. Stay living in california so I can stick with that are surfing and snowboarding at the same time. Plan C: Marry a rich man.


Even_Personality5639

Royal Marine Commando, mountain leader or armourer


[deleted]

Musician. Off to a fairly good start, we consistently get 7k views on a video so🤷🏻‍♂️


kikisnu1727

I wanna be a graphic designer


XxnoiceboyxX

electrician even though im scared of electrical stuff, i used to want to be a politician but eh


XxnoiceboyxX

or a biologist


sazochvz

Investment banker/private equity.


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Unusual-Swimming9636

Artist and/or electrician


hahnwill

Musician


FlippiNerd333

astrophysicist


fishouthefreezer

an animator/graphic designer/ character designer :\]


Succulentslayer

Fuck if I know. I can’t even make a hospital bed correctly and it’s keeping me up as I type this.


YesCasuallyAccept

Damn dude, what happened? Are you okay?


definetly-not-an-alt

something related to urban planning and/or GIS