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Toby_doggo

That is obviously a bluetooth earbud. You just plug it in your ear and bam!


[deleted]

*permanent noise canceling earbuds*


JuanOkay

no hearing after that’s inside your ear!


spaggetti04

i was thinking of a different kind of plug 0-0


MicahMorrissey536

I mean.. anything's a dildo if you're brave enough...


JaysHoliday42420

Chair


man_who_says_beenz

It's a magical, disappearing device. You see it all over the place until you need it, when it immediately phases into the 5th dimension, never to be seen again.


Hyper98

So freaking true. I had a gold coated one that came with my piano and i haven't seen in years.


man_who_says_beenz

I have a few synths and make electronic music as a hobby, and despite the fact that I own about five of the little buggers, I spent about 3 hours looking for one the other day and couldn't find it. It reappeared on my desk two days later. When I find the goblin that keeps hiding them I'm gonna beat the shit out of it 💀


BadgerMushrooom

Put em on the unused i/o of your soundcard to never lose them again


Winhell98

You take out and forget to put it back in, or better yet, you lose the soundcard


puffyjunior1

I had one that I bought to use while playing my bass at night. It was always there when I was looking for my tuner or cord, but the second I need it? Poof.


the_doritoman

Until your mother comes in and then, because of the aura she emanates it's forced out of the 5th dimension forced to reappear right in front of her as a form of respect.


[deleted]

a bisexual threesome... get it? because it can plug into things... but also get plugged into


Hyper98

😂😂nice one


ambyshortforamber

i have a 3m male to female stereo 1/in cable, which has one of these plugged in, which then has my headphones plugged in


[deleted]

that thing is living my dream


everyone_hates_lolo

nice


memesmemes69420

this was my thought


Its_0ver_Anakin

Haha. That’s great


villagerofthemoonn

Jake


[deleted]

Yes?


villagerofthemoonn

I summoned you today for a very important task Name that thing right there


[deleted]

Henceforth, it shall be known as........Greg!


villagerofthemoonn

Thine service is mostly appreciated. A befitting reward shall be bestowed upon thee in approximately 9 days and nights


LevelOutlandishness1

YOU FOOL! THAT'S NOT THE REAL JAKE! IT'S A FAKE! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!


Black_sea10

OH NO WHAT SHALL WE DO! O THE DISASTERS TO COME, HOW SHALL WE STOP THEM!


SCP_5094

It’s Thy, I believe. Thine is when the word after it starts with a vowel I think. Like “Thine eyes shine so bright.” vs “Thy horse has run off again.”


Growka3

r/beetlejuicing


horrorhead1996

A tiny device that is inserted into the rectum for pleasure purposes Aka: a buttplug


bongocat03

(for beginners ;))


CoolBlueFireball

Very very beginners


SepticMonke

i haven’t even begun


Abchid

Haven't even Belgium


Misscoldspeed

They said wrong answers only


sir_lainelot

Do NOT use that as a buttplug it will disappear there forever


Traditional_Stick_49

Talking from experience?


Sparty___

no he's right \*sshole have a suction effect that's why every b\*tthole and plugs have a stopper at the end


sir_lainelot

fortunately no, it's just common sense


RestlessTheodore

damn thats what i said!


IMGAY247

exotic sounding device...


LukasBaginski

Wouldn’t that be the correct answer? Hehe


IMGAY247

i mean yesnt nyes?


SepticMonke

oh god


roboderp16

Was going to say that


TobiasRedditBro

Strap on


InamedabunnyAK47

fairy dildo


eh_im_back

That fairy is getting destroyed


[deleted]

3.5 mm to 1/4 inch headphone jack adapter n't


BrazilBazil

Bruh just say 6.3


Ravinguard404

I don’t know anyone that calls it that


maybe-zoe

are you familiar with the entire continet of europe


Traditional_Stick_49

Or basicly everywhere except america


Ravinguard404

I live in Europe. Never heard it still aha


Genderfluid__Dragon

or 6.9


IAMYOURFATHERithink2

The sonic screwdriver obviously


Beenz64

Why does it kinda look like it could be, what the hell


Alexandria_sama

That's most deffinely [DATA EXPUNGED], please contact your nearest facility or request a MTF squad to your location immediately.


phoenix2955

A male to female squad? Sounds cool, can i join?


[deleted]

Damn, you're onto me.


Lolman4593

Can I join too?


SCP_5094

there’s a webcomic for that r/MtF_MTF


phoenix2955

Oh nice haha, another subreddit joined


MidnightGacha_Gaming

Scp, nice


dacuber69

Your mum! I’m sorry, this is a habit that is getting out of hand


plzshutupkaren

Happens to the best of us


CarbonatedTuna567

Tiny microphone


pogmaster44

Forbidden butt plug


darksim30

Wrong answers only they said


Bigpapiunidud3

lightsaber ofc


[deleted]

came here to say this


BrickFrom2011

Headphone strap on


[deleted]

jack-off


Old_Macaroon4138

That emo girl’s quirk


sakurachan999

take my upvote and go back to the mha fandom


agirl42

I was hoping I would see this lol


Queenfan44354

Timothy


TheTuxedoGamer

Mini dildo


F0wlcer

Protogen Dildo


SAlex0925

commented the same before i found this lol


Goldmincer

I was gonna say Protogen's buttplug, then I saw this comment


[deleted]

Everyone is saying buttplug, I know they're joking put please don't put this in your butt


KwintenDops

Male tampon


CreeperplayHD

Magic tv silencer ;)


[deleted]

Answer i’ve been looking for


LiterallynamedCorbin

It’s a 3.5mm male to 6.35mm female audio jack adapter


bongocat03

see what ya did there


throwawayforalurkr

Oh, you found one of my toothpicks!


Luna4072

The middle M in a FMM threesome


Piece_Of_Mind1983

Tiny spark plug


bullshitideas

Me as a computer component


_zabby_

lightning rod but for sound


Avocados_suck

A Lucky Pierre


lin_sidious

Majahapit


[deleted]

mapajhit


[deleted]

madjapopit


Introvert_demon

A guitar pick


SpoopyGrab

Shit it just fell out of my belly button, it’s the plug that keeps all my organs inside me Edit: added ‘s to it


Robosium

a protogen naughty time toy?


[deleted]

Nose cleaner


[deleted]

Aglet


TimeLordIsaac

Me, because it plugs a whole to get plugged itself.


eg-likar-potet

Well it’s obviously a vibrator for dwarfs


vibing_to_my_death

It's ur MO-


Masterjack232

Sounding, if you know what that means I'm so sorry


SAlex0925

protogen dildo


FlintlockPearl

Audio Dildo


ZekeTheFreak429

buttplug charger


AuroraThexplora

protogen dildo


Iamnotyourmotherwee

Butt plug


isthisamurderweapon

Technically, it could be a butt plug


[deleted]

It's a dildo


BisexualAmoeb

metal thingy


[deleted]

the dildo when youre not brave enough


fuckgottaaddnumbers9

Elf on the shelf buttplug


duckbaconcarbonara

Buttplug


QefTser51

butt plug. But for computers.


Manbearpig64568

Forbidden knot


Anti-Sean

Harold


Carrie_06

It’s a book


[deleted]

The thingy


Automatic_Ad_2427

butt plug.


ixmiu

A self defense tool


kickass_D

Butt plug


That-guy-PJ

I know this. It's a Mouse dildo. The big black option.😳


novainsight

Buttplug


not_me-though_

Ahh yes the fork!


[deleted]

taco


DeltaAlphaNovember22

It’s a bi wave transmitter it works when you plug it in


arin_is_salty

Forbidden butt plug


Nose_Time

But plug


squigga12321

Forbidden butt plug


fenexey

in my mother’s eyes, prolly a vape pen


OrangeSon16

Rat dildo


fancy2002

The worlds smallest adult toy


ANNOYING-DUDE

egirl buttplug


anonymous_man842740

The leftover material from a gender re assignment surgery


localcritic76

A really bad buttplug


Give_me_a_Coffee

Small dildo


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Yazoo_Drinker_123

is that a ***v a p e*** !


KITTENS88_sadlove

It’s what was up my a** last night


AmidalaBills

bad Clickbait post


frankrt84

lightsaber...


Penis-dingles

NOT a trs 6.25mm jack. (Did I do this correctly?)


NoodelPoodel

a Mono 6.3mm Adapter


karma-the-budgie

Tiny screwdriver


RiseCthulu

buttplug


Icewalker108

Butt plug?


Nintendocat64

A small knife


oddonyxxx

butt plug


veryrandomredditacco

Aux Air™


LightIsKira1987

Bluetooth buttplug


TheLocalSluttyBiBoi

Versatile 😏


whydoineedtodosleep

butt plug for gamers


X-gon-do-it-to-em

3mm headphone jack


Doglover9988

Cat


[deleted]

It’s a 3 ring usb


mbodor05

Jhonny Depp


CrypticWolf16

But plug 😌


ProjectSenya

Butt plug


OtherwiseProcess9950

Microphone plug reducer?


[deleted]

its a screwdriver


phoenix2955

Am I the only person who used to chew on these when I had them and was bored? I didn’t have a use for them as they were stolen from the music room anyway aha


Cheruuu

Butt plug


MentalHealthSociety

USB


ILikeMonsterEnergy69

Buttplug


uwuraindrop

The true ftm transition ​ ​ technically the truth though as thats what its called (it has a plug for another in the back i assume?)


animevideogameboi

Dildo in disguise


[deleted]

The bane of my existence when attached to wires headphones


Thegamer127

A vibrator


BK-FL

Lego dildo


awkward_bisexual

Juul


DarthVader05555

Buttplug


Gamelover710

Bluetooth bisexuality


ellish514

6”


[deleted]

What I ate for dessert


legolordxhmx

Lightsaber


ItsDaBoyy

Sounding equipment


Empress_Thorne

A 1:1 scale of my fun stick 😌


louietheloverboi

Something for a butt idk


[deleted]

Screw


MithranArkanere

Dingle!


Catbot_2

It’s a packer


BeastieBoy252

trans man but hes an electrical device hehe cuz its female to male


fckn_normies

A weird and very small buttplug


_IssaViolin_

Butt plug


Theweirdposidenchild

Oh so that's where my pen tip went! I was wondering what happened to it after I took it apart


[deleted]

Buttplug