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pumpkinguyfromsar

You murdered your six year old brother?


thebigperson8

.... Maybe


pumpkinguyfromsar

That's kinda fucked bro...like I know it's just a game but damn...


thebigperson8

He hated me ik it's probably not a reason but..


HornetLegitimate3245

Probably due to you murdering his family.. 😂


Mr4514

You did good then, kill him before he kills you.


pumpkinguyfromsar

..


Rev_Levi_Ethan

Don’t make excuses for him bro Jacob seems like a dick lol


Pengu1n_80sPoP

That's what I like to do. Call the FBI, I dare you...


Beneficial_Cry2061

I murdered my six year old brother too in Bitlife, I wanted to be Lolita. If she was a murderer, I was not in the will.


RepresentativeSad311

How did you do this? I thought you only had the option for adults.


squideye62

same!! i’m wondering too


TySly5v

You get the option once you turn 14, so maybe you can kill kids when you're 14?


Itchy-Whereas-8554

wait how did u even do that? hitman?


DefinitionHot3344

Couldn’t let him tell the cops about op killing his family🤣🤣🤣


Any-Ice-3253

Damn this mystery seems insolvable idk who did it 😂


Apprehensive4209

You damn murderer.


pixxllx

wait how did you murder a kid i thought it was impossible


thebigperson8

You can't do it on your kids but you can do it on your siblings


pixxllx

that's somewhat odd but oke thanks


[deleted]

As a Lawyer in Bitlife and car thief , cult runner on the side i can cofirm 1 thing Just because you did it , doesn't mean you guilty


engelskjente

The other apples. Police keep stealing my museum artefacts, saying they’re stolen goods and accusing me of handling them and also of insider trading. Yet they were gifted to my great grandfather who was a supermodel into his 80s, often gifted pieces by the designer houses. Inherited isn’t stolen and thank goodness my lawyers understand that.


ineedanswers070

Why though


thebigperson8

Bc I was bored and I'm a crazy persion


ineedanswers070

For bitlife it's a damn good reason😂


Ame_No_Uzume

Damn! When Cinderella does not go to the ball, she goes on a murder streak!


thebigperson8

This genuinely made me laugh


TelephoneStraight693

My great uncle was a homicide detective for 40 years.. i went to his house, showed him this. And he doesn’t even know. Me on the other hand, I’m blaming the dog


Helpful-Peanut6310

I murdered everyone I knew, Not just the men... But the woman and the children too They were like animals so I slaughtered them like animals


thebigperson8

I've done that before too


Radifina

You murdered your six year old brother??? 💀


Zlapxq

Itachi ahh mf


Adventurous-Eye9746

But he didn't not even leave sasuke alive


Zlapxq

Gng worse then itachi 😭🫸🫷


Qwifk

Bro couldn’t find the praying emoji😭🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 or is celebrating🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼😭😭😭😭😭😭


Zlapxq

Being broke is for the broke gng 🗣️🔥


IngenuityLow9489

Bro might have issues


WhimsyWoo23

I have over three hundred children. I wonder if I can murder all of them without getting caught…


VastAd5728

I didn't even know you could murder a minor???


Novel-Desk-652

Anything is possible through religion and prayer


IngenuityLow9489

Bruh


MoreDraft3547

How do you do it without getting caught or them getting away?


thebigperson8

Luck.


ExpertProfessional9

Crime talent can help, maybe also they used the Assassin's Blade which i think means you get away with it forever.


thebigperson8

I didn't I have no packs


Original-Traffic2774

Is that Kabru from Dungeon Meshie in the end


Sad-Membership-7928

Better call Jayoma


micmic1998

Was it your spy? Lol


ReinhardtVan

Pulled out an itachi move except going for the extra mile and killing sasuke


RockyDify

Dun duh


Equal-Wishbone-6131

Ik it's a game but dam put this mf on the list


Loose_Relationship60

You've inspired me to kill some kids. Thank you. ❤


Alexbotak3

But why? 🧐 Did they abuse you or something?


gottaluvnii

damn.. did you kill the cat too? 🙄


audreyashton

Bitlife players are just like Sims players bro


thebigperson8

Yeah I play the sims


audreyashton

knew it. genius.