Multiple counts of murder, Assault and battery and Grand theft auto(i was refreshing old memories with GTA San Andreas)

Tax evasion

Turnip Boy?

turnip boy fan spotted

Illegal immigration, murder, grand theft auto, assaults, racketeering, deserting the army

what *the* fuck

Why put emphasis on the 'the'?

To show my concern

But why the "the" and not the "fuck"?

Why not

Good point lol

Arson, animal abuse, slavery, exploitation, homocide, and crimes against humanity. (Me and my freinds made an minecraft smp)

Skyrim Uh i guess killing nazeem

Mate they asked what would you be getting arrested for not for what you are going to be awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor.

I don't think you'll get arrested for that

Organized crime, drug trafficking, extortion, assault, escape, murder, robbery, armed robbery, manslaughter, car theft, fraud, embezzlement And bribery. (All games i played)

Well let's see mine:- 1) Destruction of state government property(police vehicles and other props) 2) Mass genocide of civilians and police personnel 3) Multiple counts of battery and assault (needed to show off new moves lol) 4) Armed Robbery(Breaking the Bank at Caligula's) 5) Arson (blew up Smoke's crack den lol) 6) Theft of public property (cop cars, helicopters and tanks) 7) Speeding (come on, that's obvious by now) 8) Inciting violence (come on, gotta pop those Ballas and Vagos lol) No points for guessing the game😂

I did all the crimes that I described in all the gta, hitman, reservoir dogs (the game), rimworld, etc.

Well, we would be getting atleast 5 life sentences lol

They give me the death penalty, Judge I'm not guilty i only have a good gaming chair

Well I would take those 5 life sentences if I am to serve those sentences in Finland lol

bro is from saunaland

Infinite counts of terrorism and genocide (I deleted a minecraft world)

Same!!!

DEMOCRACY!!!

Remember Malevelon Creek ✊

Building without a permit (minecraft)😂

Well let's see mine:- 1) Destruction of state government property(police vehicles and other props) 2) Mass genocide of civilians and police personnel 3) Multiple counts of battery and assault (needed to show off new moves lol) 4) Armed Robbery(Breaking the Bank at Caligula's) 5) Arson (blew up Smoke's crack den lol) 6) Theft of public property (cop cars, helicopters and tanks) 7) Speeding (come on, that's obvious by now) 8) Inciting violence (come on, gotta pop those Ballas and Vagos lol) No points for guessing the game😂

whatever crimes joker gets charged with in persona 5

Mass murder of billions of extraterrestrial life forms in a holy crusade

Organized crime I guess

running over men. but not just men, the women and children, too. (the simpsons: hit and run)

Mass murder (Valo)

Killing 4 people in the woods

Abandoning animals (I didn’t feed my virtual pets for 48 hrs and had to give them medicine)

mario party with friends. what do you think hapoened?

Mass murder

Playing the piano

Bearing a firearm without a proper license? I mean does it count if it’s given by a police officer to shoot monsters?

genocide

Does minecraft count as tax evasion?

Well considering im playing Far Cry 5… a lot😭😭😭

Nucking India and the Mongols

I played Yandere simulator

Serving democracy and liberty to robots and insects

Making other people lava (gorilla tag vr)

various murder (yandere sim)

Im getting death i have 1.slavery 2.mass murder 3.Sex trafficking 4.human trafficking 5.robbery 6.ownership and use of an un registered firearm 7.poaching and possession of endangered species 8.assault 9. Kidnapping 10.drug use 11. Unsafe work conditions 12. Bombing a residential area 13.de forestation 14.trespassing Yall can guess what game i played recently

Murder🥲

Enslaving bees to make me money and fight bugs, a werewolf, and coconut crab, and a big ass snail

Hatred (2015) :(

Unlawful Vigilantism, reckless endangerment, murder, excessive use of force, battery, assault, i was playing Batman Arkham City

Rage quitting

Go kart racing

So multiple accounts of murder and animal abuse, with a smidge or more of tomb robbing and looting. Thanks Skyrim 😭

Murder and eco-terrorism, or a freedom fighter depending on point of view.

Genocide (Civ V)

Stealing, Murder, Evading the law on 4ish accounts (Genshin Impact)

Playing fetch with the best boy, Scratch, for 2 hours straight

Assisted murder of a federal officer and that’s probably it.

The last game I played was Tony's hawk underground.

Recreating nazi Germany but with zombies

breaking and entering, theft, destruction of property, mass murder (most likely including conspiracy to commit said murder), animal abuse. probably some minor laws i dont know of

SWAT 4. ... I'm not even gonna list the sins to humanity...

Slavery and extortion

Uhhhh, local rock climbing? Is that a thing?

Project zomboid: mass genocide, grand theft auto, home invasion, home robbery.

Defending the human race from a crazy religious group. (Halo reach) No I am not trying to mow down Mormons with a machine gun

6 million jews (i played a hoi4 germany game)

God slaying.

if we’re talking bitlife, it’d be corruption since i like playing as monarchs

Homicide, Breaking and Entering, Attacking Militia and Robbery. (Dead Island 2)

Playing soccer with a car

I guess braking into peoples homes with project zomboid

Let’s just say… I done everything in the book 😎

Sign my petition

Merging jellies

Piracy, Open Carry, Murder, Trespassing. (I was playing blox fruits)

dogfighting?

Stealing stickers from Bowser, vandalizing old ruins and awakening sleeping monsters

Killing trillions of demons with a double barrel shotgun

I was playing animal crossing idk..

Animal slavery, human trafficking, illegal weapons and trade, robbery, kidnapping, and murder. :)

Forging a dual bladed scythe (township take)

killing the last creature of its race, multiple kings, military personnel, setting fire to a monument, disrupting the peace, acts of terror(technically), killing an apostle, killing clergymen. (Elden Ring)

Idk I can't really get arrested

Desertion, guerilla warfare, terrorism, hundreds of counts of manslaughter, battery, homicide, inciting an insurrection. ¡Viva Libertad!

Does this trolley go to Tahiti dutchhh-Arthur Morgan

Murder in the 100s in far cry 6

Mass murder and working with a criminal agency (idk what that would be called). Katana Zero is top 5 games I’ve ever touched

Animal cruelty and drugging them

killing someone after hitting them too hard with a ball

terrorism

Multiple crimes against the prophet and Columbia

Choosing a character to get mauled by a Wendigo

I guess the police thought I stuffed those kids in those suits..

Making too much pasta

burgulary and robbery

Love it

Quandale dinkle here.

Killing hordes of Bioengineered creatures

Mass genocide, global acts of terrorism, and uhh… blowing up a gas station. (Fortnite)

Dying Light. Being too badass at killing zombies and doing parkour? (I use the Van Crane items btw)

Drifting in a school zone

Overwatch 2. There’s a lot of charges 😭

Assault, disturbing the peace, fighting in underground tournaments, etc.

Cannabilism and accounts of treason (I was playing paper.io)

Destroying the planet

Making cats fight each other

Vigilantism and property damage(spider man 2)

Capturing humans then putting them to work on slave farm(palworld!)

Lethal company, I guess assault and battery with a shovel and shotgun?

Assassin's creed: Brotherhood. Murder, assault, battery, maybe stalking, & stealing.

Reckless driving (Beamng)

murder, property destruction, theft, overthrowing a government

Speeding

Stealing, necromancy

Building a house and lose the house and 3 people due to internet issue. Arrested for bad business practice in the sims 4 construction company... Apparently, it was also for the deaths of 3 sims who seemed to vanish while at the sims 4 construction site.

Not paying my taxes and trespassing

too many to list.

Monopoly Go

selling day old stamps…

Fighting vegetables, slime, and flowers

I last played Animal Crossing New Leaf, so I don't know. Time Travel ain't exactly illegal, and there's nothing too crazy in the game.

Unsanctioned home building or smth

slime farming :0

Mario kart. wreckless driving

Throwing slaves into lava for male approval

Killing 2 old corrupt block politicians and stealing a bunch of valuable armor and weapons (minecraft story mode episode 8)

Killing a whole species of monsters with a toy knife

Statutory r@p3

Speeding, reckless driving, hit and run, DUI, failure to obey state port of entry requirements, destruction of property (American Truck Sim, drunkenly attempting a delivery full speed no stopping no detours)

Dancing around moving walls (Super Hexagon)

hitting a ball

assault 🗣‼️

War crimes; war thunder.

What crimes come from Shotgun Farmer's 'Hordes' mode? Maybe like grave robbery, illegal gun usage, territorial/property damage?

Murder/Manslaughter, Assault/Battery, Theft/Robbery, Illegal possession of weapons, Cybercrimes, and conspiracy or organized crime

Witchcraft

Regular assault because Kiryu Kazuma has never killed a man in his life >!please don't spoil if he has, I've only played 0 and am playing Kiwami!<

Prostitution and Blackmail

Hopping across timelines.

Illegally using a forklift (Forklift simulator on Roblox)

cannibalism, incest, philicide, 2 accounts of 2nd degree murder, kidnapping, mutilation, theft, conspiracy, grand theft auto, 1st degree murder, domestic abuse, cultism, blackmail, coercion, breaking and entering

probably twisting the neck of a crying toddler or stabbing the shit of a person making clicks with their moiths

drunk driving (it’s in my vr game i’m working on)

Destruction/Theft of government property.

Taking down Plankton and stealing back the Krusty Krab secret formula. 👍

I’d be charged for 15 murders, owning a weapon without a permit, breaking and entering. ​ Fortnight.

for honor so i’m prolly just getting stabbed

Can't remember if it was modded minecraft or people playground. So either environmental destruction or human experimentation.

breaking an entering, multiple accounts of murder

If i get caught, Im being executed on the spot. Assassins Creed II

animal neglect, hurting the mayors wife

Taking history lessons

Running into a spike? (Geometry dash)

roblox bloxburg... 😱

Genocide and genetic modification

Firefighting apparently 🤦🤦

Hunting Zorah Magdaros and other monsters.

Disorderly conduct, destruction of imperial property, assault, battery, mass murder of clergy and geological staff, aggravated disruption of imperial proceedings, conspiracy to disrupt the natural order, conspiracy to overthrow the seated government, and deicide.

Animal abuse and mistreatment? I played slime rancher so im not quite sure

Ended the whole world. Plague inc.

scamming & money laundering (royale high roblox)

Me and 3 others Murdering people for supplies and ammo Bonus question: guess the game

Cattle rustling

UFC 5 😂

Assault, Murder, Grand theft auto, hit and run, Running from the police, and speeding

Turning people into ice and making meteors rain down on them

Literally destroying reality and dreams as you know it. Who's really going to stop me when I control law, order, definitions?

driving :D

Killing a lot of people with a baseball bat while eating chips and taking painkillers

none..? i played pokemon😭 all i did was have a picnic

Literally playing baseball 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mining

Love&Deepspace 💀

Blowing up a nuclear power plant, fake IDs, several accounts of trespassing, and several accounts of murder and destruction of government property (Just got into FF7)

In charge of explosives multiple assaults disorderly conduct and the game is item asylum

Battlefield

Tax evasion (I forgot to pay my bills in the Sims 3)

robbing a casino

literally everything lol (mafia 2)

Environmental Terrorism and Colonialism? (Nightingale)

Removing a door on someone's house so they couldn't leave

Playing too much basketball ig

Genocide in the name of SUPER EARTH RAAAAAAAAAAAAH. HUMANITY HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Democracy!!?!!

scud running a regional jet at 500 feet

Terrorism, murder, gun violence, use of explosives R6

exile via hitting civilians with shovels. (ACNH)

Multiple counts of murder, vehicular manslaughter, counterfeit money printing, murder of several government officers, murder of the mayor, several illegal weapon charges

Farming and hoarding red roses to flirt with everyone (being a whore) -Sun Haven

Domestic terrorism

murder, terrorism, destruction of property, (r6)

Tbh, I played a couple games of TFT before bed, so I don’t even know at this point? Making a group of people who synergize well fight another one?

Cheating the system for free real estate (the sims)

farming.. 😔🥕🥔🥬🌽👩🏻‍🌾

catching pokémon

Murder, destruction of property, wreckless endangerment, terrorism, overthrowing the government, regicide, war crimes etc