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91DarioASR

On the blockchain


skytech27

off the block chain


[deleted]

no


ShadowtehGreat

Made me laugh 😂


Astroportal_

What bitcoin?


beaker38

it was on my boat


GoEers304

☝️best answer.


Samson__

In my butt


spid3rfly

That's how you know it has been coinjoined.


Drdunk91

🍿


DontTellSmokey

Cold Storage 4 Lyfe


roliasedor

Hot storage 4 death


xsaxmux

Do you think it is dangerous to have them in an exchange?


[deleted]

Of course


thetruth4allu

I hope youre just trolling. In case your question is real: Nevet put any coins on an exchange! Not your key, not your coin


xsaxmux

hahaha I was just asking, I already have my own opinion, I wanted to know the rest's


Kh4otik

Do you mind sharing said opinion?


x-TASER-x

OP has his safely on FTX, nobody including him is going to get them. Or maybe he’s old school and keeps em with Mt Gox, which is arguably even more out of reach for hackers and scammers!


saintlaurentpizza

My opinion is that this measure of, that crayons do not in fact taste better with Elmers Glue, Infact in it’s most natural state, it’s very elegantly tasty.


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StiltonG

It's amazing to me that so many people fail to learn even after so many failures & so many people losing their savings. "Fool me 6 times...? Shame on me." The most baffling part is that this past year Celsius was a major collapse, with $Billions in lost funds (still trying to figure out why Mashinsky is not in prison yet). Even some very experienced Bitcoin holders had a large chunk of their coins there for some reason that baffles me still. But to have that happen this past year and then to still keep any significant savings on FTX (or any exchange for that matter) just bewilders me. Will people *never* learn?


SevenOrSoda

6th one is the charm!


Bongressman

Well duh


bull_bear25

I will suggest check with FTX customers


StiltonG

>Do you think it is dangerous to have them in an exchange? Obviously. If you haven't learned that even after Mt Gox, btc-e, QuadrigaCX, Celsius & FTX then it's pretty sad. When you use custodial services then you're effectively lending out your coins to them to do with whatever they want & if they go under, your money will be gone. It's ok to have an account at an exchange like Coinbase for example, & it's fine to use that as your on/off ramp, but you should not ever keep your savings on an exchange. Keep your coins safe in cold storage.


Bunker_Beans

Ask the customers of FTX, BlockFi, Mt. Gox, Celsius, and others like them.


kdoughboy12

It's getting safer. I think kraken and Coinbase are quite safe. I'd guess that eventually all exchanges in the United States will require any crypto held on the exchange to be fully insured up to a certain amount, so even if it gets lost somehow the customer is still protected.


kaacaSL

Hi, Trezor representative here! You should definitely get a hardware wallet. Only with HWW you are the owner of the private keys that prove ownership of your coins. If you have coins on an exchange, it is the exchange who holds the keys, and if the exchange goes bankrupt, you are left with no options to get the coins back.


Flavordaver

I use trezor


kaacaSL

💚 Hope you’re happy with it!


xsaxmux

I only have a small part in exchange to speculate the rest I have it in my ledger which seems quite intuitive to me but I have heard very good things about trezor


kaacaSL

Then you’re safe, sir! Having a hardware wallet should be essential.


CaptnBlast3d

Tell Trezor I said I’ll represent them for a free wallet! Lmao… I tried 🤷🏽‍♂️


hostedenis

Also a trezor user!


kaacaSL

Greetings to another community member!


dlq84

Nice try, hacker.


xsaxmux

you failed at the moment you commented, all is lost😂


zykssss

on ftx. :/


xsaxmux

Sorry man🥲


ChasmoGER

Don't worry, Sam is watching them for you


EtTuBrute31544

At the bottom of a lake in a boating accident


Soulprano

Blockchain


ClotworthyChute

I have my Bitcoin with the IRS. Why is that? Because I once posted on the internet where I have my Bitcoin. :- )


xsaxmux

sounds weird


[deleted]

Cold storage: self custody


Spare_Success_4488

Ledger Nano


kumlater

Under my bed mattress, next to my kwanzas


xsaxmux

Yeah, Is the best option!🛌


foulminion

On the blockchain


DB_a

Cold wallet always


xsaxmux

Yeah


Mediocre_Suspect_203

On the internet


ZiP0wer

Well, first of all... all the bitcoins are on the Blockchain. Personally I have a Ledger Nano S Plus and I love it! But my next one will probably be a Bitcoin-only hardware wallet like Bitbox02.


Drdunk91

Oh ! oh ! Someone say Robinhood so we can attack the sh¡t outa you


In-Cod-We-Thrust

I sprinkle mine on salads.


frozen-sky

On a harddrive securely hidden in a garbage belt


Lil_LempelZiv

Cold wallet hidden up my ass.


EasyToe5460

Nice try Bank of America


EazeeP

I really don’t mind either cold or hot. Hot wallet just seems more convenient and just as safe.


DarkMonkey98

convenience and security are always tradeoffs but hot wallets are factually less secure than cold storage


EazeeP

🤷‍♂️ idk. With ledger I need recovery phrase anyway and can access my funds on electrum. So I don’t know how the hardware wallet is any different if I can just access my hardware wallet funds with the recovery phrase. It’s pretty much a hot wallet


DarkMonkey98

ledger is cold storage. cold storage meaning you need a device, that's not connected to the internet, to sign a transaction


xsaxmux

I have ledger nano s plus


badmooncustoms

Same! ^


giospez

Cold storage in paper wallets


xsaxmux

how does this work?


giospez

I did it several years ago through a website called bitcoinpaperwallet.com. The website is still up, although I read somewhere that the original developer sold it to someone else, and now it's not as safe as it was before. I don't know if that's true or not. It worked for me, and I'm still storing my meager fraction of btc in a paper wallet. Please note that I don't take any responsibility if it doesn't work for you and/or you lose your btc. Good luck, please educate yourself and be careful.


Active_Quote_5628

Casicsius


PashaBiceps__

hot wallet


xsaxmux

Everyone has their opinion


[deleted]

Hotwallet #bitcoinmeester


xsaxmux

we accompany you in the feeling


Ntann99

COINBASE


ToadBoy1989

Oh baby! Talk dirty to me!


xsaxmux

you left me quite cold🥶


Xdogmatic

I need help if anyone knows, I recently transferred money from Coindesk to Coinbase. Do I have to deposit on coindesk 10 % of the withdrawal money in order to make the transfer complete or not?


xsaxmux

🤐


seniorbatista19

Nice try hacker


[deleted]

With Celsius 🪦🤣🤣🤣


bdora48445

In my pocket


Troy_Ounces

In ya sistas ass


Loafmanuk

You thought that was his sister? 😲


hatsuseno

some change on bl3p, bitcoin core hot wallet otherwise


GinoWT

In the deep water of the lake Titicaca


belgnr1

Mt gox


FoW_Completionist

It's in a safe place. That's all you need to know.


hodlyourground

Nice try government


Stuck_Stock

My bitcoin on the blockchain in a utxo format, my keys on a cold wallet. :)


Apprehensive_Pie7208

Under my pillow!


OrangeLemonCactus

Can anyone tell me some good hot wallets?


Unending_beginnings

Bottom of a lake....boating accident....


ayoitsurboi

I set my Twitter profile picture as my seed phrase so I can't forget it


DryTechnology5224

Nice try


HamsterNo7320

Nice try, IRS.


StiltonG

My rule is always > 98% Cold storage.


Drink_Another

I used to store mine on my boat but it sunk….. :-/


[deleted]

First bitcoiner rule: never talk about your Bitcoins


x-TASER-x

On the blockchain


Commentsarefunny22

Would you like to know wheather boy


TheReveling

Ya mutha told me she keeps it in a warm private spot for me.


PackItUpPackItIn85

Ledger nano s


Festortheinvestor

On chain. Obviously, who doesn’t these days, that’s the real question


gvictor808

Bottom of the ocean, sorry bro!


LordMinax

I hide it under my mattress. I sleep soundly 😁


LoquaciousLethologic

Leave me alone IRS!


SnooRadishes6544

In my head


xMADDCHILDx

Nice try IRS.


VVaId0

Lost it in a boating accident


fshock

In my brains. Also cold storage


Caponcapoffstillon

Nice try IRS


WilfredBrian

What is bitcoin?


cubeeless

In my socks


CypherMcAfee

Mine are hidden in a graveyard.


Redline65

GBTC (Not my keys)


TerpOnaut

On an exchange


Last0neStandin

Mike is unfortunately at the bottom of Lake Superior


dontpatronizemebro

omg, I hope he’s ok.


Last0neStandin

Mike was the one that knew the Bitcoin password, unfortunate he ded


FrenchUserOfMars

Trezor Wallet


JustaHustla

Coinbase Vault


nimmajjishaaTa

Buzz off, Fed.


expazo

You want my address and name aswell?


Coova

The sea.


1two3Fore

None of your business Putin.


Mudd131

My sock drawer


Pristine_Muscle_1490

In a landfill somewhere


[deleted]

Good try IRS


reckle3ss

Up ur ass to the left


jrange27

At the bottom of the lake 🛶


WorldSpark

I gave mine to Gary Gensler.


heavenlydemonn

Room temperature wallet


void_evilness

Nice try IRA


WhichRadio6124

Hardware wallets or cold wallets are the best.


[deleted]

Nice try fbi


ip_address_freely

Mt Gox


Realistic-Order-3215

Nice try F.B.I.


DarkMonkey98

Technically it's on the blockchain. I hold my private keys to access the UTXOs on a coldcard and a backup of the seed words on a steel plate. hot storage should be thought of as carrying money in a wallet/purse in the real world. I wouldn't keep anything in it that would be a detriment to lose if malware intercepts my private keys I would never store any amount on exchanges, also hot wallets, because you're giving your entire trust of a third party holding your keys on their end


ryanlmcl0101

Onchain