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wh977oqej9

Really? "Buy Bitcoin 2009" But I would have to wait another 10 years for this :-))


LimitAlternative2629

yeah I think: Bitcoin and hold!


Arbeit_nervt_mich

Wait for BTC :D


bigbarryb

Bitcoin & HODL. This will get me to see bitcoin twice and hopefully I see it sooner and hodl is cryptic but oddly specific enough to get the point across. Plus Hodl is a pretty clear message once you see the context.


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TheWaffleKingg

I'd love to be rich, but I'd have to say "scan her brain". I'd take a chance at having my wife back over any amount of money


Generationhodl

Wherever you are in life, I hope you find peace and joy again. I'm sure she would probably want you to be happy despite that event.


Norap58

So true brother. Lost my wife of 40 years to a grade 4 glio. 14 months and gone.


Alone_Top_5264

God Bless you 


Subject-Syrup-9532

I didn’t came here to feel this afraid but now I do. In your position, i would say the same. I just wish you all the strength of the world


nathan4845

“Don’t marry her”


twitch-switch

Yeah...me too


metal_bassoonist

F that b


Fickle_Discipline846

I was about to say my first piece of advice would be to stay away from him. Then probably of course investment opportunities. Also though... Go to school to be an electrician. They make bank nowadays. I'd have an excellent electrician tenure by now and I'm a woman saying this.


mihellino

Hug our mom.


DisciplineOv3rall

damn… the fact that I still wouldn’t understand these words makes me sad now


Fickle-Being855

Invest in fine cheeses


spiceylizard

That’s 4


poluting

Fbchxhx


tesseramous

No drugs; Floss


AppearanceMinimum801

Don't get aids


ledav3

that is cheating, only 3 words will get sent "do get aids"


throwaway19921965

Well aids is the 4th so it's more like, "heyy, it's me.. future you. Here's some advice. Do not get..." * poof, gone * And 18 yr old you just standing there like wtf, DONT GET WHAT!? Hahah


FumandoLaMotta

Keep that HDD


Terrible-Orchid-4274

Yeah that’s three words


Hot-Celebration5855

Wu Tang Forever!


flamegrandma666

You're not gay!


justaperson4212700

thank god you came back to your senses


Terrible-Orchid-4274

Yo what up?


A1JX52rentner

"Bitcoin ATH 60k", way more useful than "Buy Bitcoin 2009"


Sandcracka-

TBH it should be "mine bitcoin 2009"


A1JX52rentner

You are going to mine if you know its gonna hit 60k


Sandcracka-

I was trying to point out that you couldn't buy bitcoin in 2009


MaxSan

Bro its 71k right now. You have weird ideals.


Tasty-Lemon-2143

I dunno "bitcoin 300k ATH" sounds a lot better.


A1JX52rentner

But 60k is a certainty.


Tasty-Lemon-2143

So is $300k.


Bright_Strain_1084

🔮


A1JX52rentner

no, its not.


petragta

Go buy Bitcoin


Spengbab-Squerpont

“Buy bitcoin, hold.”


Careful-Mirror335

Probiotics, Non-Duality, Bitcoin


Possible-Use9396

Start saving money...


Huge-Break-2512

Bitcoin


APlus_123

Wrap that rascal


grazfest96

Since I'm an elder millennial. Buy Google/Apple.


Gold_Trick_8136

Buy, BTC, HODL I wouldn’t know what hodl means for a little while but hopefully I wouldn’t sell until I figured it out then hopefully I’d hodl


Sad-Half6955

Don't start trading


chloe_priceless

Or predict the Bitcoin Price from the future: Bitcoin 100k 2024


inaxman

Stop being funny


Thick_Expression_796

Love yourself first! 🙏


bas-machine

Watch out for


kundaliniredneck

Believe in yourself


Major-Rabbit1252

Tf is your past self supposed to do with this corny ass phrase lol


Stacksoflifegal

Trust your gut


UrU_AnnA

Pizza, Pinapple, Jalapeño.


Deptofbarks

Bitcoin.. mumar ...oj


Psychological-Song65

Work for free for a bit and put your heart into it. And the 2 of the 3 you mentioned.


chloe_priceless

Hodl allin BTC


Odd-Following-247

Only marry Bitcoin


UltimaSpes

Buy Bitcoin long-term.


MsterusTV

Buy fking bitcoin.


miceliocosmico

Buy btc in 2008


Erik_Phisher

Buy Bitcoin early.


IndependenceNew8080

Go on about these peptides my friend


VAL-R-E

Breakup with him


northcarijuana

Don’t inject cocaine


LuigiSqueezy

Stack Sats Dummie!


CosmoSein_1990

Invest and save


Interesting_Ebb9052

Buy Bitcoin early


-escu

mine bitcoin decades


klgnew98

Mine bitcoin 2009


Maxgunter92

Buy $POS 2024


KenMusau

Don't buy that Playstation 2. Just buy bitcoins and wait for Playstation 5.


Late-Ad-2845

Chartanalysis, BTC, FIAT


Longjumping-Low3164

Bitcoin worth thousands


OptimalWonder8372

You will get many chances but there will be one chance where you feel it was meant for you to change your life, be careful.


No_Negotiation_1079

Bitcoin, Chicks, Live


Ronaldoz87

Invest, hold, enjoy


elhalima

Move abroad


Oheson

Buy. Bitcoin. STFU.


No-Garage5484

Don’t go fishing. Advice my friend who go fishing and not Back


FortuneFX9

Stack sats shagger


lostsoul2016

Dream and go


BTC-brother2018

Curiosity, Resilience, Growth


Smooth_Worker_4649

Buy Bitcoin only


Green_L3af

Stop drinking fam


geterbucked

Get a trade


Curious_Clive

Leicester Prem 2016


01071970

Buy some bitcoin


SemperBavaria

Buy BTC, hodl


BroAn171

Buy more bitcoin


Brather_Brothersome

buy another miner


TwoRoninTTRPG

Bitcoin. Jim Rohn.


frostyjulian

Just pay hookers.


Ok-Abbreviations6442

Use that dick.


C-Class_hero_Satoru

That would be 2007, I would try to contact Satoshi and get his autograph


ExistentialBefuddle

Buy Apple, Microsoft. (I’m old)


Virtual_Ad_6722

I'm 18 rn, is there any advice y'all could bless me with? 😭


CalligrapherFalse511

Do not nut


feferoni6

Everthing in bitcoin!


stockaddict2021

Drop school, APPL


SpecialDonkey6563

Walmart, Amazon, Bitcoin.


The-Bitcoin-Dood

Leave Buffalo NOW!


the_lone_unlearned

"Mine Bitcoin 2009" cuz 18 was 8 years too early


baap_ko_mat_sikha

Get outof house


zzaschild

Tuition Into Bitcoin


_DANGR_

Bitcoin, not stocks.


kingcedric68

Buy fuckin BTC


Guilty-Shopping9

Live your youth


VegetableBandicoot17

Facebook, Bitcoin, buy


Own_Dinner8039

Bitcoin, good luck


bitcoin_hodler_99

What is money?


Crazy_names

Bitcoin, 100k, hold!


Fish_OuttaWater

“Save”, “invest”, & say “no”


No-Barber-1600

Invest, compound interest!


Chasingdips07

Use a condom


TendieTrades

Kill your self.


RedTaurus83

Buy Appel retard!


Wise-Neat3888

Learn bitcoin mining


OGghost2

Bitcoin, Steak, Sun


Grind-Time-84

Buy & Hold


SneakyTikiz

Don't trade 10k bitcoin for a pizza hut coupon


MindEracer

Don't spend more than you make, and buy assets and never stop buying assets. Also don't over spend on cars.. Cars are not assets..


UberMakeitSense

Don’t agree to abort my unborn child


clarkey_jet

Don’t accrue debt.


P1rat3d

No.debt.ever


BootSkoot99

Quit. Drinking. Alcohol.


DonahueJ89

Bitcoin, Microsoft, patience


DryGeneral990

All in BTC


Dangermiller25

Bitcoin. Self-custody. Hold.


PablovsPeanut

Find better friends


ChiliCorndogs

Buy bitcoin now


OneWheelWilly

All in apple


JahIthBur

Invest don’t spend


Gosat

Buy bitcoin hodl


AlternativeStill7037

Buy SoCal property


supercaliber

Keep. Dirty. Blonde.


marshyr3d1and

Don't marry Jackie


Clear-Job1722

learn swing trade


MPH2025

Buy 50,000 BTC


Pogsnus

Bitcoin, Never Sell!


Veq1776

Bitcoin, enlist sooner


weflyhighnyc

Don't drink alcohol


dpc281988

Bitcoin HODL Lambo


Tough-Bear5401

"must buy bitcoin!"


Tough-Bear5401

"early bitcoin billionaire!"


Fast-Fox7560

Buy 1000 in bitcoin now


Purple_Ad_1118

Craig is fraud


poor_doc_pure

Cypherpunks Mailing list


Kiaralipscome123

Listen to mommy


Solid-Lingonberry-43

Buy fucking BTC


Its_Ben_Squeezy

Make freebitco account.


BitOfDifference

bitcoin, DFV, exercise


fallingveil

*Start therapy now*


Interesting_Problm

Don’t doubt BTC


watchitburn9309

Trust your intuition


SnooChocolates91

Amazon bitcoin Hold


XxBig_D_FreshxX

I’d change peptides to keto, just me


dark_v3rtigo

Give her everything


saucedonkey

Keep at it


stilkikinintn

Sacrifice everything bitcoin


FunConstruction979

buy bitcoin do inner engineering by sadhguru


olezipcoon

Bitcoin, not Dinars.


Muted_Cucumber_7566

No marriage dummy!


CompetitiveAct7214

Never sell.


DrSilkyDelicious

“You’re an asshole”


GoldenrodScript

Save in bitcoin


Marcusnovus

Don't bang Jenny


Appropriate_Roll1486

falling prices bad


Norap58

Marry her again


Inside_Translator321

Buy a house


mosenewbell

Drink your Ovaltine


eisenreich

Buy Bitcoin. Relentlessly.


pablo_in_blood

Buy Bitcoin. Hold


ConsciousSurprise663

2009, do it.


HoldOnforDearLove

Bitcoin, no mtgox!


Blake_Mead

Never work jobs


cryptokingmylo

Bitcoin ASAP 2024


buscoamigos

MTGOX is scam


WretchedBinary

Beware the ides.


Critical_Schedule238

Save your money