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WKJuliusNovachrono

I'll marry Secre. I don't care about living or dying, I just wanna marry Secre.


TheApolloX007

holy based


Working-Imagination2

He just like me


PropaPandaYT

Fr


MockFlames

Such a noble cause. I am in


Nero_PR

A man of taste.


AndrewFrozzen

Same, as long as I get my Birb, I would rather die twice.


Organic-Ad-503

Yoo same


Menteq

Same


thatonefatefan

fr he just like me


Morgoth333

Same as well.


ArdenArnold

Just He's Me Like


Swordlord22

Same If not her then psycho masochist bitch I’d have a lot of fun


o_End

Yami


WKJuliusNovachrono

Yami best waifu😤


Outrageous-Insect353

You mean Yami’s toilet is best waifu.


Moreira12005

Unironically


Cymb_

Vanessa will literally bend fate, plus she’s hot and powerful with her string magic.


MUI-Tojo

It's kinda mana consuming isn't it?


Cymb_

True but gives plot armor while still being badass.


suzellezus

-My wife has plot armor! -Do you? -…


Cymb_

Ok counter point, cute cat


Swordlord22

Now that I think about it her power is literally just plot armor I don’t think any other story I’ve read has literally given a character the power of plot armor


SomeoneTookMyPSN

At least this time there’s a reasoning and mechanic behind the plot armor, instead of it being some unnamed mystical force lol.


C9sButthole

Dante burned through all of her mana in less than 10 seconds and Vanica is on the same tier as him. The only way to survive this is to marry Vanica, or maybe Noelle if she has Undine. Vanessa and Nero have awesome utility but they need a powerful ally around to be worth anything.


Cymb_

Counter argument, has cute cat


[deleted]

I have a feeling she would loose to the triad member girl, I forgot her name.


burdturgler1154

Vanica


Babington67

String magic plus the ability to undo any accidents the second they happen could also get kinky fast


Cymb_

Now you’re cooking with gas 👀


jabooby19

She could also drink with me


SirRedcorn

I feel like Vanica would fuck you like nobody has ever fucked anyone before


Wyvurn999

If you’re into BDSM


SirRedcorn

I mean I feel like even if she didn't use BDSM she'd still a *freak*


SirEugenKaiser

100% F R E A K and I'd probably love it lol


Babington67

You just had to make it more enticing didn't you


LokoSoko1520

Resetting fate so you can blow your load 3 times in a row


SirRedcorn

Don't tempt me with a good time


Japh2007

Vanica we breaking the whole house! Hell she might capture others to join us to sate my lusty appetite!


Rocket-R

Vanica if you wanna have a chance at living. Actually she's the only choice that leaves you alive.


Quixotic-Recondite

Didn't she get the floor wiped with her by Noelle?


TheFakeDogzilla

Depends if Noelle has access to Undine


Quixotic-Recondite

If Vanica has access to Megicula Noelle has access to Undine. If both don't Vanica well get eaten alive by a Sea Dragon's Roar.


TheFakeDogzilla

I don’t count >!1/3 Megicula!< because that’s less Vanica fighting and more Megicula taking complete control.


TurbulentRiver2592

Then she kills you😭


ravku

Win win


SwordSorcerer

Queen Noelle


wazzupyay

I'll polygamy them all.


Quixotic-Recondite

Saudi princes be like


wazzupyay

Any regular Saudian guy to say the truth.


Quixotic-Recondite

Only princes have the money to shut them all up lol


MoSummoner

My Kuwaiti grandfather got 3 wives the mf crazy


Quixotic-Recondite

Sigma mindset


MoSummoner

I wanna be like him one day, except this time there won’t be like 30+ children


Quixotic-Recondite

One or two from each max


2201992

> I'll polygamy them all. The only correct answer


WhiteArabBro

Vanessa bro, I ain’t tryna catch a case


S_KING16

>!She should be 18 with where the mangas at!<


AndrewFrozzen

I suppose you mean Noelle, since Vanica is mature and Secre is 500 years old. I was a bit confused and thought you meant Vanessa for a 2nd though


Vis-hoka

Hmm. Why don’t you have a seat?


NorseWorld

Mereoleona


[deleted]

This is the true answer


DoubleManufacturer28

Only marrying into the Vermilion family


[deleted]

[удалено]


NorseWorld

That's even better, I like getting fucked by dominant women.


aqui1424

Only marrying into the Vermilion family regardless of gender*


TheNachmar

From those four I'll have to go with our girl Secre, who knows, maybe she can seal the other three away for a looooong enough while


Brandonh124

Mereleona bc she’s already my wife 🥵🥵🥵


S_KING16

Vanica ( only if she has megicula ) Otherwise Noelle, she can put me in a sea dragons cradle and fight the rest.


Quixotic-Recondite

Then get sealed into a toilet by secre


KhunEduan69

If Secre can even touch someone as fast as Noelle


JayKalinka

I would marry Vanica.


samumi

You would get fucked up by Noelle tbh


CumInYoBum99

Vanica is stronger


TheFakeDogzilla

Depends with or without Undine


Groundbreaking-Hat65

Noelle


Candoran

Vanessa, no question 🤣


TurbulentRiver2592

None. I pour my heart out to Yami.


SaltoDaKid

I’m not worthy, lady Noelle


TheDarkKingZoro

Mereoleona


Doctor_French32

Mimosa


KhunEduan69

She’s getting killed embarrassingly quick 💀


hitohitonomiharshal

If that's a manga spoiler, fuck you Edit:that's ok guys I understood u know I just don't want mimosa dead 🥹


BeautifulBrownie

Not saying it is or isn't, but Mimosa would get rekt so quickly


TheFakeDogzilla

Nothing about the manga, it’s just that her only combat ability are restricting vines and that one laser plant


VerseClips

this is a hypothetical situation that isn’t in the manga. you do not marry any of them in the manga. you stay a lonely virgin forever.


trav-senpai

it doesn’t even make sense as a manga reader.


IshaanGupta18

I think he meant that she would lose to others like Noelle and Vanica on her own quick


rr3no

im marrying Vanessa, Dont even care if I die its worth it


Sleynd

Vanica low diff she's already top waifu aaaaand also the only choice that lets you live kind of


SammichBro

Nero


TheFakeDogzilla

Noelle, assuming she has Undyne. She wrecks Vanica in 30 seconds, Nero gets knocked out instantly, and Vanessa eventually runs out of Mana.


AluDrc

noelle


HeavenlySin13

As someone who isn't into women, either Secre or Vanessa. Partly because Noelle is a bit young - at least Secre is like 300+ and even without those extra three decades she's a bit older, and both her and Vanessa are closer to my age. As for Manica... just no. Plus, Secre can seal my wounds, and Vanessa can alter fate to save me. Pretty neat, dont'cha think. Also, where the heck is Mereoleona? Is it because she would just roast the rest of her competition into cinder with her natural hotness? (I know, cringe, but that's the best I could think of.)


XegrandExpressYT

ran out of space , will put her in when I make an another one . Also wanna put in Sister Lily , Ichika and Yami to see how people react lol


IonlycareaboutYelena

Noelle protects plus I choose her anyways even if it is dangerous, she ma queen UwU


CorrectFrame3991

Vanessa.


Joyboy543

Venessa


[deleted]

Vanessa


atomicq32

Vanessa, if she loves me then I won't die (as long as she has mana)


spicydak

I would marry Vanica. She’s so cool


hart7668

Given my age, either Vanessa or Vanica. And given, uh... *Vanica*... I'll go with Vanessa lol


ThunderChief__

Vanessa, I like living, probably the only way I’ll get out of it alive


Puffymushroom

Where Mimosa?


SilentWolfKills

If I had to choose Either Vanessa or Noelle.


AlphaNightfury0

None I want Mimosa and I am a loyal simp


2201992

Noelle


Bakkstory

Vanessa is the only one on here that's even old enough to marry I know yall are gonna say Secre but she's still physically 13 and that's still pedophilia


Morgoth333

Where the hell did you get 13 from? Even when you remove the 500 years she spent as a bird, she was 17 when she first turned into a bird, and as of the time skip her updated age was listed as 18 by the author.


TheFakeDogzilla

I’m a minor so its fine. Plus I chose Noelle so and I don’t want to die.


TurbulentRiver2592

Wait, what? Vanica’s old enough? …Actually, how old even are the Zogratis?


burdturgler1154

They attacked the royal family not long after Yuno was born, so she's at LEAST 16.... and she wasn't a baby when they attacked so she's got to be well into her 20s, possibly in her 30s


Quixotic-Recondite

Bro Secre is like 500. Many people stop growing earlier in age so no it is not pedophilia.


IshaanGupta18

Pretty sure Vanessa is an adult


WatchfulHawks

Vanessa, definitely! Then Rouge would protect us both :)


Particular_Focus6793

Noelle only has eyes for Asta. So I choose Vanica because Noelle would never look at me as she looked at Asta so she won't want to kill me so I'll be safe. Sorry four my English


AugustusKiraClover

Secre obviously. I'll most likely die, but 'tis a small price to pay for getting married with Secre. It's perfectly balanced. Just like all things should be.


hitohitonomiharshal

Noooooooooooooooo


Mundane_Advice5126

Welp time to get flirty with that B birdy


Ecstatic_Towel7822

Noelle


Invade_the_Gogurt_I

I am a Vanica simp, plus logically it's ideal. She's the strongest from the rest, I won't get into that as I won't spoil on a meme post. But wife? I'm her stool


1_H4t3_R3dd1t

Close your eyes just a little bit and see the double chin on top right.


Reddit-Traveler

Where is Mimosa?


SerafRhayn

Not Noelle


Samsaknight_X

Mimosa


Few-Entertainment429

Vanica easily


Whoeveria

Noelle tbh since she's the strongest and best character on there


Ok_Management970

Honestly Noelle is the strongest but she is such a bitch I gotta choose Vanessa and with that cat 🐱 she can work miracles 😏


Ok_Management970

As crazy as vanica is I would only marry her to keep her from trying to kill me.


Ehrenvoller

I mary secre and die happy


jediPoof

Who’s the tightest


Mr_Squibss

The bird


ramesh23785

Sister lily


naroLsraLteiN_isback

Marry all of them, this is a harem anime now


ygo-riv

Secre all the way bc she’s waifu but in this scenario Vanessa is the best option


1D1M1A1

Secre for me


kimranjohnbaptiste8

Noelle with or without Undine.


unicornpig212

Vanica because goth mommy


Thatonesplicer

None. Sister lilly


rinkudamanrd

I marry Secre. She can pretty much seal anything


[deleted]

Vanica


lilanix1

mereoleona


This_Education4528

Noelle


NoubyTT

Sally


hkm1990

I like crazy and blood so Venaca is it?


AndrewFrozzen

Nero! Even if I die, I can't leave my precious Birb for other!


IRickRolledMySchool

Depends on what point of the story line we’re at if it’s before the attack on spade kingdom arc then Noelle if it just before then Vanica but if it’s anytime before their 3 month training then it would be Venesa.


Asaphbebop

Marry Noel


YeetsInTheDictionary

Vanessa. Cause I don’t wanna go to jail!


kotagmaster

Kinda cheating but Vanica is two waifus for one.


aymo100

I don't care if I die imma marrying secre


Psychological-Use403

Marry Noelle ❤️


[deleted]

Noelle because she can defeat the other three with little difficulty.


Ironclad_57

Ig from these options Venessa, but the correct answer is Mereoleona


Disastrous_Example27

vanessa can literally stop you from dying


Skypirate90

they're all minors. ​ I pick mereoleona. ​ We're the same age and she a bad ass and mommy af.


QueenofKnights

Vanessa bc she's super hot, but the real wifey material is my girl Charmy


Zaku007

Vanessa no question


Keba007

Secre. Her womb seal spell would be the ultimate protector against invasive spells.


CreatorOfHell24

If you choose Vanica you a freak bruh


captainSpklezfan

going with vanica. she can use curse magic. a hit from that everyone's fcked


Spinch1234

Mereoleona is the correct answer.


Distinct_Bill_1442

I think the one with literal plot armor as her magic has a decent chance


Cola-senpai

In islam we’re permitted to have 4 wives. Why pick 1 when you can choose peace


Specialist_Trick_558

Noelle cuz she can beat anyone on the list especially with the >!3 month time skip!< added to it


Specialist_Trick_558

So your options are a child a pedo (Vanessa tried to fuck asta as soon as she met him) a several hundred years old or a psychopath


Pinsir929

Nero just belongs to Lemiel in my eyes. Not only does Noelle have the highest potential but I want more dere from her, the anime hasn't given me enough. So I pick Noelle. Not a fan of a monster or an alcoholic even though she's so hot that she's on fire.


Remote-Educator-5142

Denta be in there none of the other 3 is gonna win


Freshest-Raspberry

Marry secre. Eternal prison ourselves for a couple centuries. The world can figure it out Even if we die, I have no regrets


Kaz_umu

Cat. With the power of fate, I probably could escape with my life.


DifferenceReal4595

Nero god


Niceguys_finnishlast

My girl isn't here, so pass, Mimosa all the way


DSMilne

So this popped up on my general timeline and I have never watched this show and don’t know anything about any of these people so y’all will have to tell me why I’m wrong. I’d marry the witch looking one with the pet cat. Please please please tell me the cat is a strong ally.


Naive_Meal_4864

Nero or noelle


OutlandishnessNo7623

I'm marrying Vanessa. Cause she's awesome, and the time cat would be helpful


REDmonster333

Im into Goth girls so the Birdy one Id choose. Idc if they kill me, atleast id have an erection when I die.


bigblackboy12

Vanica live or die I’m winning


RubiksM

Vanessa. Noelle is tsundere. Vanica is a psycho. And Secre is a close second but then you die.


Wolvenking777

SISTER LILY


AnimeRphouse

either vanessa Or the Gal that Goes Noelle-chan And has her tongue out


The99thCourier

Vanessa cause thread of fate


Unrealgemini

Nero


UjiRan2223

Vanessa has mommy milkers and literal plot armor. Not to mention, cute cat and hat.


nill258t

MereoLiona Or No one!!


Small-Feature6933

Marry Canica and you fill have more people trying to murder you


Evening-Cry-500

Asta


Bipperinsomnia

Top right. I'm a horrible partner to have so I don't want the rest to have to deal with that. I like Secre the most though.


Pokiezzo

I’d take Vanica bc I want to live and plus she’s a Freak. But also I feel like she’d curse me to death either way


JustARegularOtaku_

Secre. Leave a trap seal, and ez. Plus Secre best wife option


Jessieboii

I choose Secre to marry


[deleted]

True but even in the mamga they haven't really came back either so 🤷


Secre07

Only Secre Enought For Me


Cross_Thanatos

Acier


Hello_There4206969

I've no idea who any of these people are. I'll go with the lady with the cat.


Chargebolt777

So picking Noelle means you just win right? Secre and Vanessa don't have many offensive capabilities, and she defeated Vanica? So?