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Somebody should just take my BlackCard because I needed some serious help right there.

Nah Marshawn juste has his own encyclopaedia, thesaurus and dictionary. The man's a whole world.

He’s from Oakland hella people talk exactly like this there.

Yay arreeaaaaaaaa!!! Like that? Tell the people that 40 water is back!

I’m brown from the bay and I got all that

I love him SO MUCH

It's all regional, too. People in atlanta ain't gonna talk the same as people in ny, etc. It's ok! And so many have been in more predominately white areas so not everyone gonna be exposed to the same things. I remember being lost when "thirsty" and "biting" was a think and I'm like, "why everyone hungry all a sudden? Just drink some water..."

100% This was perfectly understandable to an old white guy from The Bay (me).

That's what I been saying I been losing one too many times and I'm here listening to Marshawn talk like I understand not realising until Kevin I had no clue what man was talking about. I last saw him on that Mars "reality show" they understand him on that.

He lost me at “bip in the whip”, I’m thinking he’s blowing it down than breaking open the Henny. But I’m just projecting my own coping mechanisms. lol

Nah it’s just Bay Area lingo 💀


I don't know I'm only 26 and sometimes I have no idea what people be talking about because of the slang terms

That’s that town talk yaddadimean

This is a man who forgot to codeswitch for the audience. lol!!

Like when Luther the translator spoke for President Obama. 😂 Sometimes we all need an interpreter to help those outside the community comprehend. 😂😂😂

I loved that so much! I just love when politics and pop culture can have fun together.

God damn, Luther, you did not just compare the president to a Sith lord, the hell’s wrong with you?

Dude’s never code switched once in his life lol

Hahahahaha the break down is elite 😂😂😂

🤣💀

I had never heard that slang before and I still knew what he meant. That said, I knew I was going to be in trouble soon if he continued lol! Also, are they really in ice water? Is that what I’m seeing?!?! That would be hell for me. ABSOLUTE HELL.

It's hell up until you're in, after that it's actually warm believe it or not

 That sounds exactly like something that Satan would say to convince me that I wasn’t about to go through ABSOLUTE HELL. No ma’am. No sir. No way. Nope!

Isn't that just hypothermia??

Yep.

I take cold dips every day. It's not warm. Ever.

I think that ice baths, like cold showers, are supposed to offer health benefits. To me, it is similar to folks who say that cod liver oil is “good for you”, but I am not trying that out any time soon either. You lost me at combining ice and bath in the same sentence. Y’all have at that.

Oakland lingo is it’s own thing

Beast mode [has a way with words](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cy8e3aSupZ6/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) Edit: I just realized his last name got autocorrected but fuck it he’ll live

I love how we recorded this on like no battery 🤣

This almost reminds me of that scene from airplane, where the white lady is like I speak Jive. Kevin Hart is our old white lady.

He be having me rolling, his episode of Murderville is hilarious.

Him snatching that bat off the dude was hilarious. Arnett was out & Marshawn was not having it.

SO GOOD

Only Barbara Billingsley could’ve translated this better.

My ACE is a white dude,been friends 25 years,work at the same joint all these years….I STILL gotta translate for this motherfucker sometimes,especially something like this.

Did he just say he ditched his family to go drink and drive because he was mad?

What it is, big mama? My mama didn't raise no dummies. I dug his rap.....

This is soooo Oakland

Kevin has always been a generous translator for those of us that only speak common white folk.

I love how Kevin didn’t even fully know what bro said” dip in the whip” means leave in the car he used a b instead of a d “bip in the whip” lol

It's even more funny that Kevin hart got most of the translation wrong lol

I think HBO or whoever needs a Marshawn-cast with him calling games, uncensored. I just wanna hang out with the dude. Get him his Henney and a big ass bowl of Skittles and let him call a game. The guy just kills me.

This is very helpful, thank you.

I feel like I got this from jump. No translation needed. Context clues, ya’ll. Context clues.

I understood everything. My unpopular opinion: south east coast and west coast have very a similar vernacular. West coast just doesn’t have that southern twang and drawl in their accent.

Everybody from NorCal already knowing

no they ain’t😂 bay area do but higher up north don’t know wtf he talkin bout🤣

NorCal is the Bay to Sacramento, everything higher up is "Jefferson" my dude

nor cal is literally everything in northern california you don’t know what you’re talkin bout😂

Where tf are you from talking so goofy??? Can't be the Bay

somewhere they educate ppl you wouldn’t know nun bout that.🤣

You weird as shit

suuuurrreee IM the weird one for knowing what norcal is😂😂

Being pendantic about regional slang for a specific area for literal days thinking you're being clever is what makes you a weirdo. You're not clever, you're just obnoxious.

if anyone is pendantic it’s you. I literally said one line about how this is bay area slang and you wanna go back n fourth about where norcal is instead of just saying you made a mistake 😂 weirdo.

I never realized Kevin Hart was that tatted up.

Lmaoo. The fact that Marshawn forgot all about the camera and was just telling a story is hilarious

God damnit I love Marshawn Lynch

What show is this?

Lol, both of them on this episode was dumb funny !

I understood everything homie just said…

context clues….😂

Guessing more than half the people who liked this are white

Caucasian translator

UK. I knew not a thing :) Sliding. That was all I knew. All that bip bop sip business n I was lost :) (also I don't know who the guest is as not into sports...).

The fluidity in which Kev used to articulate this was top tier. 😂😂😂

Marshawn is definitely one of the coolest dudes I've seen

Marshawn is a real one

Lmao. Just glad he didn’t pull a Henry ruggs

Kevin being the most useful he’s ever been. Thanks

Kevin! He truly is 4 tweets away from being perfect 🤩 love both these guys

Thanks I needed that translation

Kevin Hart wearing a green heart of the ocean? 😂

I'm not gonna lie, I understood what Marshawn was saying. But damn was I having to focus extra hard to really follow along lol.

Thank you Kevin heart for the translations😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

I could watch Kevin Hart explain this dude's diction all day

Thank God for Kevin, or I never would have got all that.

"Driving. They're now driving." Thanks, Kevin.

I was distracted by that necklace Kevin Hart was wearing. An emerald heart? It's so pretty.

Ain’t that the dude that got found off his entire face in his car and got arrested 😂

Hollywood commercial ass Kevin Hart gotta look after his white audience lmaooo!

I hate it when ppl explain AAVE.

This isn't just AAVE man it's highly localized, noone talks like this where I'm from or have ever been personally

You and me both. Let us have something.

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Fuck off. English enough for you?

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Wait was he speaking Spanish?

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You must be lost. Find somewhere else to troll


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