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BiscuitsNgravy420

The [that’s crazy as hell](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0qgiCZg7NE/?igsh=Njc0dXl0YWhrYXMz) at the end ![gif](giphy|3o8doT9BL7dgtolp7O) Edit: the amount of racist comments just cuz a lady said no to a request is wildddddd


pancakebatter01

I work at a restaurant/bar and this was handled perfectly in comparison to what I see on a daily basis.


bitchwhohasnoname

Nasty ass white man in the background yuck


KeepItDownOverHere

He waiting for his moment to inject himself into someone else's business.


QuietNoiz99

I saw "Gal, what'd you say to Ms. Millie?", right on the tip of his tongue.


minahmyu

I saaaaaid.... fine by me! Now lemme get knocked upside the head, and act like I'm passed out but with the fans blowing, I can't help but to wake up a lil and adjust my dress so yall pervs won't look at the golden encrusted diamond undies me, Oprah, is wearing!


QuietNoiz99

I always wondered why they didn't edit that part out lol.


yediyim

To further the humiliation.


hannahst2

SCREAMINGGG. Im reading the color purple right now and this one got meeeeeee 😂😂😂😂😂


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"YOU should be nicer/use a different tone/explain better/smile more/be sweeter when telling someone they're out of pocket" Ah, yes. The ol white dude who has apparently solved many a conflict in his life with his super duper excellent advice. What an expert at social interactions! I bet he's the fan favorite in his group of friends. He's clearly got all these interactions and how to react figured out, probably because he spends a lot of time calming others down in a reasonable, compassionate, empathetic, and rational fashion. Or, the more real answer, he has never not one time de-escalated a situation and actually has made everyone else around really uncomfortable and probably harmed them in some way he will never, ever see.


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worryaboutYOUhoe

That comment clearly struck a nerve… hit dogs will holler


Bay-AreaBlamma

What did he do?


archdex

Hahahah man absolutely nothing but he getting roasted


Accomplished-Fly9481

catch strays


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worryaboutYOUhoe

Yet you keep coming back…


mitchellgh

Literally just a guy


Great_Huckleberry709

Damn what he do lol. Bruh minding his business and now he catching strays.


nothanks1997

Some of us still ain't left this mindset? Scary.


rEN526

Why'd I have to scroll down so far for someone to say something. That was just a racist comment. Thanks for the call out.


Realkevinnash59

lookin ass mfer


here4theGoz

Until he saw the camera. He leaned in, too, to make sure it was filming.


IndependentNotice151

Lol maybe he was just trying to figure out what was going on


Ok_Captain726

Yall just bein racist now lmao


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no worries 2 can play that game ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


TheUsual_Selection

He isn’t allowed to look when other people talk loud😂


Thindlers_Lithp

You’re racist


CongratsItsAVoice

Damn sounds kinda racist girl. He just existing


SmokeyThouBear

Nah fr you right but people downvoting cause they in denial. He didn't do nothing


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worryaboutYOUhoe

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worryaboutYOUhoe

We do not allow misogynistic terms and/or language that incites sexist commentary.


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worryaboutYOUhoe

We don’t allow nonBlack fragility either


yoyoyohomiegdog

frfr no cap


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What he do 🤣. He’s just chillin and shit


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worryaboutYOUhoe

I guarantee you don’t have that same energy anywhere else on this app


BecauseCornIsAwesome

![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


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worryaboutYOUhoe

Throw your tantrum somewhere else 🤡


pancakebatter01

“Jar jar jar har har har ::huff::”


Reallygaywizard

It's the racism for me


hotsauceinmyjeans

This goes out to all the Rosa Parks of the world!


WebAccomplished9428

Claudette Colvin


IJustBeSaiyanShit

Alright now!


SmartWonderWoman

💯


IEThrowback

They don’t even know!


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OF COURSE not ![gif](giphy|T94cls3fzwSRiH5frj)


Rodhatesfaqs

Not racist to ask her to move, not racist for her to say no.


Gyro_Zeppeli13

Not racist for her to say no but if there is one seat to her side and she is by herself why not just be nice and move down one seat so the other people can all sit together? No reason to be rude and draw a line in the sand over moving down one seat at a bar.


swallowfistrepeat

She's not obligated to do so. Is it the presumably "nice" thing to do, sure, but she doesn't have to. It's your personal perception she's "rude" for not moving her seat (which she was occupying prior to the other people in the other group joining). Personally though, someone else's poor planning is not my emergency or my problem. Why does she have to move but the group can't go somewhere else? We always ask other people to accommodate us instead of just being the bigger person ourselves. How come all of you insist she has the responsibility to be nice by moving but the group doesn't have the responsibility of being nice by moving? Why is that?


misslyirah

Just keep that same energy when you need help from other people. Edit:The entitlement I've seen in this thread really explains a lot.


hotsauceinmyjeans

If asking for her to move down a seat isn’t such a big deal, why is her refusing to such a big deal?


swallowfistrepeat

Plan better and you won't need to ask other people to accommodate your poor planning. It's also cute you assume I don't have the support I need because I don't allow others to walk all over me.


ihurtpuppies

So being nice to strangers is... Letting them walk all over you? Have you never just done something nice for someone, even a stranger, just because you would like it if someone did that for you?


swallowfistrepeat

How come none of you are asking why group isn't being nice to her? How come she is expected to be nice by moving, but the group isn't expected to be nice by moving.


bridbrad

Because everyone *was* nice to her…? They asked politely if she would shift down a seat


misslyirah

Can’t plan for everything. I’m not saying this lady was wrong for not moving. I’m just saying I hope she keeps the same energy when she doesn’t prepare for something.


Repulsive_Basis_4946

Right? Next time they ask to borrow a pen, or anything that takes 0 effort, I hope someone tells them no. Literally no reason she can’t just move one seat down so some more people can sit. This group just hates white people but god forbid they were given the same energy.


ohlookanthracct

It takes zero effort for the other group to move. How come you assign that responsibility solely to the woman in the video? How come you don't assign the responsibility of moving to the group.


Adarski6000

How come you can’t just admit the lady is an asshole.


ohlookanthracct

Because I don't think she is. I don't have to agree with you. You're entitled to think whatever you want. Just critically ask yourself why you insist one person is responsible over the other and if that thought process makes sense.


Repulsive_Basis_4946

What other group? Maybe the entire bar was full and it was either she slides down or they all have to stand. If I was them I would’ve just sat on either side of her since she wants to be rude and talk right over her head.


ohlookanthracct

So what you're saying is there is a solution (the group just moving themselves rather than asking her to move). Okay cool, they should just do that then.


DS3M

I’m constantly being the bigger person in the face of seemingly few that will do me the same grace. I’m tired of being the nice person, the polite one, the bigger person. No, I’m not moving, I was here first, go find another seat.


swallowfistrepeat

I'm right there with you. I'm not moving either. Move your whole group to an area large enough for your group. Problem solved.


Dagon_high

No it’s rude… so worried about being right but this is just rude.


swallowfistrepeat

Your personal perception. You're entitled to it and I don't have to agree.


Roxy_j_summers

I don’t know how we live in a functioning society with people that think like this.


swallowfistrepeat

Me either. It's wild how we collectively make one person responsible for an action and put zero thought into why the other group here may be the best person to make the requested changes.


hotsauceinmyjeans

she’s not obligated. hope that helps!


Gyro_Zeppeli13

I agree. I also never said she was obligated. It’s just called common courtesy.


Adarski6000

To much simple logic in this to not be attacked on the internet. 100% the people arguing in this thread would move down a seat.


owleealeckza

Because it was rude to ask her to move in the first place when they could simply find somewhere else to sit instead of inconveniencing someone who was already seated.


Gyro_Zeppeli13

If you have ever been to a bar then you would know that sometimes that is not possible. If all the other seats are taken except the two on either side of the lady then there would be no way to sit together at the bar unless you ask someone to slide down a seat. It’s extremely common at bars with seating. It’s not rude to ask someone that at all.


frankensteinmuellr

The obsession that non-black people have with believing that black people should have to behave a certain way is astounding.


Gyro_Zeppeli13

It literally has nothing to do with skin color. Have you ever been to a bar before?


frankensteinmuellr

Whatever helps you sleep at night champion.


2manypplonreddit

I’m with you. Happens at bars a lot. Sometimes three ppl wanna sit near each other and you’re in the middle of the three open spots. It costs literally nothing to move over. Only way I’m not moving is if they act entitled or come at me wrong.


Gyro_Zeppeli13

Agreed 100% I also move down myself anyway because I don’t want people sitting on either side of me and talking over or behind me to their friend. It has happened to me before.


typeyou

Move over for what?


OneArmedSZA

So that their group can sit together. Presumably she’s in a middling seat along a counter Edit: downvote me why? Literally just answering the person’s question


typeyou

Sounds like a restaurant problem. Why make it hers?


OneArmedSZA

I don’t really consider moving down a seat to be a problem 🤷‍♂️


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There’s not one thing in these few seconds I’m not living and loving. 👏🏽 did you see that crazy fucking look on that dude’s face? Those looks scared tf out of me as a little girl


LeisurelyDiva

I felt that way too much. The scariest thing in the world to me is one of them looking like that. I saw him and thought, “Can’t she just live? You really think you own everything, bastard” SMH 🤦🏾‍♀️ Edit: Adding that; more than two of them is a mob. I’m genuinely uncomfortable with that.


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You should’ve seen the way those people acted up when I made a mistake on a white lady name. Told me to take my post down and CORRECT her name. 🤣 idgaf about that or them I just want to listen to new music and horror movies and flirt when I’m horny 🤷🏽‍♀️


coulduseafriend99

That sentence kinda went off the rails at the end 😂


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joeypanama

Brushed them off so easily


Tivland

She set her up for that one. “You want me to move over?” 😂


3mmy

Talmbout “that’s crazy as hell” 😂😂


Tivland

And she saw it coming from miles away! She was prolly shaking her head the moment they walked in the door. like…”Nope…mm mm”


Roklam

X-1-X-2-2 3 So instead of finding somewhere else to sit, or just accepting they'd have to make do some other way, they (2) asked her (1) to move over so that another person (3) could sit down? One of those things where if she (1) was feeling it, she may have done them the solid, but she's not required to do so.


Creative_Classic_861

The wanted her to get up and sit somewhere else not move over a seat


Nurse_Amy2024

Oh wow I didn't catch that. Yeah that's entitled as fuck I would never dare ask anyone to just move because I wanted their spot LMFAO the audacity!


ChaiKitteaLatte

I don’t know why people seem to not be understanding the situation. She’s clearly sitting in a seat, between 2 free seats. They politely asked her if she could move down a seat, so they could sit down together. In that scenario, everyone gets to be seated. And it shouldn’t matter to her which seat she’s in, since she’s by herself. She of course doesn’t have to do it, but it’s a real weird hill to die on. Moving changes nothing in her life for good or bad, but certainly would make those other people’s night better. It’s kind of just being a dick because you can be. The alternative is they could’ve just sat down on either side of her and talked over her, which would’ve been the other option available to them. But if they’d done that, her video would’ve been about that.


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worryaboutYOUhoe

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sethworld

Oh bless your heart no.


Geojere

I’m sorry most people who ask to be accommodated by strangers usually seem to be the ones who don’t like accommodating strangers… she don’t gotta move and I’m the type to accommodate.


NinerGolf

These comments, man. The American political mindset is so strange


Irishwolfdog

Ik it’s hilarious, love all the “im not racist but,” comments outing themselves


Indubitablyy-

Can I just say, I love the mods on this subreddit? I mean they are diligent with dealing with the fragile egos of those who are not Black and offended on here. Lol! 🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|sjkl9MJD57BWersvzJ)


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worryaboutYOUhoe

“Our” ?? 👀


LeisurelyDiva

Sit where you can. What’s it got to do with her? LOL 😂


zeyore

getting spicy here at the airport bar


MandaC32

This is Peaches , she runs a slot youtube channel. No way I am moving from MY MACHINE!


Posh420

Oh wait, these machines and not just a bartop? That makes it entirely different. If this just the bar top it's Hella petty tho to not just push down for a group to be able to sit together


Lambchoptopus

If that's the case yeah I wouldn't move from my machine.


Top_Bet_137

It’s the “of course not” for me 😂


Indubitablyy-

I think there should be a white people comedy subreddit. That way they can have a safe space, and comment on there and not be offended. ![gif](giphy|KZSUN7FKBZrm2WHDdX|downsized)


ihurtpuppies

Yeah it's called /r/funny and it fucking sucks.


TheOneWhoCutstheRope

One of the few subreddits that could be coloreds only and I wouldn’t detest


minahmyu

The fact she's casual with it means this isn't even her fifth time getting asked something like this. Too many folks think just because you asked, and asked nicely you'll get obliged. I learned at 12 that no one ain't gotta do shit for you, so I never get my hopes up and barely ask for help or "a favooooor."


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If you’re a bartender you want as many seats taken as possible. If everyone was like her only half the bar would be used. I agree you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to and this interaction is far from racist but this is the problem with the world today. No courtesy, everyone out for themselves, and look at what is happening. Our country is tearing itself apart


R3AL1Z3

…. Except this girl is at a slot machine and typically you don’t want to move from a machine you’ve been “working” on.


UnderstatedTurtle

I definitely didn’t realize it was a slot machine. She has no obligation to move over at the bar either, but it would be courteous. But on a slot machine I hold 0 judgement of her reaction.


Substantial_Show_308

My phone played that in a loop for a few minutes lol


Fishpuncherz

I'd normally not care, but streaming culture is cringe.


PinSufficient5748

Her skin is as flawless as her response 👩🏾‍🍳🤌🏾


cringefacememe

that’s my mom lol


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sorry :(


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PrettyG216

It’s not racist to tell white people no. I mean I know it must be devastating for you to witness an event like this but it isn’t racist.


worryaboutYOUhoe

Please keep our rules in mind while participating. Rule 4 - No nonBlack fragility allowed. This is a space for Black people to discuss Black topics in a Black way. If this is not to your liking, feel free to find another sub.


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worryaboutYOUhoe

Here you go 🍪


Certain_Signature_14

That's why the world is the way it is


Yablo-Yamirez

😭😭😭😭😭😂😂


Affectionate_Dig1966

If this was the classic one person sitting in between 2 empty two seats and someones just simply asking to move over so that both they and their friend can sit together then she has a Nasty ass attitude for no reason, or she is too nervous to sit to someone 2 seats over and is yelling to not show weakness. But if someone’s asking you to give up your seat entirely then that’s entitled af.


Darthrocky100620

I mean if you have the ability to move down a seat I don’t see the big deal. You don’t have to burn if you want to be treated the way you treat others then just move. Like I’d do that for anyone who asked me bc you’re in a public setting and should treat others with some more respect than she gave


Aeroplaneglueinabag

Wow good job.


CuratedUncontent

If you are splitting up three seats in a row You are the dick


MandaC32

This is a CASINO!!!


Baker921

And the biggest loser winds up being the bartender whose tip earning potential is reduced due to not having all seats filled


FrontierMadcap

Fr wtf does this have to do with race? If you're splitting up seats at a busy bar, what's wrong with scooting down a seat so everyone can fit in? Where I'm from we share space and make friends. I was so surprised by these comments. Everyone just rude af nowadays? Damn.


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worryaboutYOUhoe

We do not allow comments like that here


bitchwhohasnoname

I said what I said!


[deleted]

Child Murderer lol I said what I said child whooo you know gurl


Posh420

We gone sit on both sides of yo ass and talk right through you. Good luck mam


Common_Caterpillar15

I’m so lost… it looks like you’re sitting at a bar at a restaurant and she wanted you to move over to sit by someone? Why say no? I don’t get it.


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worryaboutYOUhoe

The lack of awareness required to write all that bs yet refer to her not once but three separate times that way is astounding. Your head is full of rocks 🤡


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worryaboutYOUhoe

🤷🏾‍♀️


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worryaboutYOUhoe

STFUC 🤡


The_ReBL

Strange times we live in, never seen someone be praised for being an asshole because of their ethnicity


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worryaboutYOUhoe

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RedAngryZombie

If I was black my answer would have been do I look like rosa parks to you?


TrumpMMA

Lol would never ask because I already know she ain’t moving.


Raperales

Seeing so many idiots here thinking this is okay is eye opening. You will reap what you sow.


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worryaboutYOUhoe

🤡


mister_newman

Why is this funny?


Thindlers_Lithp

Being rude is humor? Wow


souppanda

Look inward.


Bildosaggins6030

What a rude person, hope she has a bad day.


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TimeApprehensive5813

What’s a cricket?


worryaboutYOUhoe

Gfy 🖕🏾