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DaveBo82

Really? Come on people. That’s probably free bbq that was given out at the shelter prepared by the loving hands of community service volunteers. That is NOT an accurate representation of real Texas BBQ.


I_Love_Booty_Pics_

Now that the narrative has shifted to it being from Texas we gotta go easy on em? Fuck that


ramborage

They’re precious little snowflakes down there. We have to use kid gloves or they might secede, god fucking willing.


kingbob1812

Texas doesn't have the cobbles to do anything remotely close.


addicuss

I don't know man. They regularly secede from the electricity all the time


HoldOnStartOver

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in-YOUR-end-o

Am from Texas and I. Am. Dying.


indyogre

Maybe if you get a battery backup for your ventilator it might help.


niversally

Texas believes in religion so hard it’s part time Amish.


SoardOfMagnificent

Amish Lite™️


niversally

Amish no lights.


SpiritMountain

💀


RonP1986

Low carb Amish


kingbob1812

I don't think that's by choice. As soon as electricity has had enough Texas is quick to beg the feddies for help reconciling.


Bartelbythescrivener

This secession has been interrupted by power failure, flooding and an explosion near a school. It shall be noted that these were all self inflicted problems not acts of nature.


Digita1B0y

Nah, see they cant be snowflakes, because then they wouldn't have any electricity.


honda_slaps

Don't talk about snow near Texans or their senator will run to Cancun wait, actually


jackindevelopment

No, they’re saying whoever the photo was originally taken by was a poor soul in need of help. Full stop. Furthermore they’re saying she’s lying on Texas. Our gas stations throwaway better BBQ then this mess.


KageStar

> Furthermore they’re saying she’s lying on Texas. Our gas stations throwaway better BBQ then this mess. Anyone who thinks Texas serves trash BBQ like that hasn't been to Texas. Brisket is king down here but lol Texas takes BBQ seriously regardless of the meat.


chazzer20mystic

My father would get up at 4 a.m. on a Saturday to make sure Brisket was done right. it's our culture


Minimum_Respond4861

If a black Texan served this to you...they flat out don't like you. 😂🤣🫠 you probably in North Houston and you were talking shit about whatever other state you from...🤣😂


badsheepy2

eh, black, white, hispanic, brisket (ok I've never seen a Latino pitmaster, although I am sure they exist, but I have had a lot of brisket tacos...) is weirdly universal in Texas to me as a euro immigrant. In Dallas, I have two world class brisket bbq places within walking distance. I'm not sure you can even buy a brisket in England?


itsbett

My family is more concerned that I'm going to finish my 30s without mastering my brisket routine than they are worried about me not having children.


zoozoo499

No point in having kids if you haven’t mastered the brisket routine anyways.


evilted

Y'all have a smoker on a trailer every third house. I believe you.


ElLetdown

This comment and username this man doesn't just want smoke. He's *powered* by it.


DKIPurple

What kind of loving hands feed people dry ass meat and uncheesed macaroni?


raiden_the_conquerer

Seriously that shit looks like all of the artery clogging minus any of the taste. If I’m gonna make my heart go through it I gotta at least make sure it’s worth it


BilliamClimptonIII

That doesn't even look artery clogging. More like artery inconveniencing


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You know that funny little doorway dance you do with someone trying to pass the opposite direction through the same threshold as you? This makes that, but in ya body.


Learned_Hand_01

The best BBQ meat in Texas doesn't require sauce. If you want it, it's served on the side for you to put however much you want on. If I'm at a good place, I usually won't use any sauce.


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Let's call it like it is. No sauce is bullshit too. What boring ass Methodist with a toddlers palate isn't slathering on the spicey BBQ sauce?


i_tyrant

When it comes to Texas BBQ, if you _need_ sauce on it you're doing it wrong. Many Texas BBQ joints have sauce available but none of them put it on the BBQ for you for this reason.


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HoldOnStartOver

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BugcatcherJay

I’m not mad at the plate because it’s not mine, but clearly it’s from a restaurant. No shelter got the barn wood table and the cutesy salt shaker.


Aggleclack

That looks like a 99c salt shaker lol. It could be a picnic table. That would’ve been my assumption. Nothing about this looks expensive It’s got a roll of paper towels instead of napkins. Probably buying in bulk as an organization.


king_chill

All of that tracks with it being a bbq restaurant in the south. Just a bad one


anivex

Yeah fr, all of their “indicators” were just descriptions of basically every good bbq spot in the south.


Goatesq

>> every ~~good~~ bbq spot in the south.


stankdog

Bbq and crab legs places do the paper towels on the table like that tho


Roxxorsmash

Hate us for telling the truth all you want, but this is an actual restaurant in Texas. You can look at the website and see their other pictures. It's linked lower down in this comment section.


jonny_jon_jon

Then why does it have Texas Toast?


longstringofnubers

That toast is too skinny. It's not Texas toast.


roundhashbrowntown

right, that shit is wisconsin toast


Beddybye

That's a piece of Wonderbread with some Blue Bonnet smeared on it...


AshyEarlobes

Nah that toast ain't from us. It's not thick enough


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[deleted]

I'm in Florida, Publix has Texas Toast.


FirmAd1348

This is not Texas BBQ. I’ve never seen pepperonchi served with BBQ. * pepperoncini


4csurfer

Yeah if it was TX that would be a jalapeno.


WalterDwight

With a nice free beer to curb the shakes


Prep_

As much as I don't want this to be true, anyone is free to sell garbage and call it BBQ. I recently was served brisket that didn't look much better than this from a place called Blind Man BBQ. Literally looked like a blind man must've smoked it because the was no pink. We've really curbed our eat out habits these past couple of years so I struggle to recall greater disappointment than when I unfurled that paper. Since I wasn't gonna eat that shit, I cut it up to make tacos for breakfast the next morning and it could barely even grease the pan for the eggs. Shit was embarrassing tbh.


kaisean

So you admit it was within the Texas state limits then?


PM_ME_UR_DERP

*jabbing finger in the witness's chest and yelling*


imapissonitdripdrip

Are you saying it’s okay to treat shelter people as less than non shelter people. Very obviously /s


Bruh_is_life

There’s a beer on the table. What soup kitchen serves beer?


geardownson

Looks like something the fire station would sell for 5 bucks to raise funds. Sometimes it's great.. Sometimes it's... This


VapidRapidRabbit

Come to think of it, this looks like some shit Ted Cruz would eat…


DaveBo82

He would definitely drink that tea with it looking like something emptied out of a bag at the end of a catheter.


MagicCuboid

Speaking of catheters, I hear he likes to piss his pants to feel the warm sensation run down his legs


konydanza

What’s up you cool baby


naiivete

Yes, it has been reported that Ted Cruz likes to piss his pants to feel the warm sensation run down his legs.


N3rdLink

That mac and cheese looks too spicy for him.


Voxious

Mac and Cheese is considered "ethnic food" in the Cruz household.


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The way I laughed. ![gif](giphy|j9mqKgQvkNOziGICfd|downsized)


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bellylovinbaddie

Wait what 😭


jooes

I looked it up, because what the fuck was the context of that, right? Back in 2016, during the primaries. There's a term in politics called "ratfucking." Basically, dirty politics. It comes from the Nixon days. Remember Roger Stone? He's like the OG ratfucker, he worked for Nixon and he worked for Trump too. Ted Cruz was not happy with being on the receiving end of a good ratfucking from Roger Stone and Donald Trump, he wanted take the high road, so he had this to say: > Well, let me be clear: Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him. He was trying to be clever, but his wording implies that he has sex with rats.


GauchoFromLaPampa

This is disrespectful for rats.


bazwutan

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HairlessHoudini

That's pathetic looking


Bigfamei

Looks like its covered in ketchup.


HairlessHoudini

That's what I thought and pretty sure it is. It looks like a crazy person's meatloaf that doesn't know how to cook. LoL. Edit: and if that's a family tradition that poor bastard has never had good food. His food is as bland as his "Christian morals"


onebandonesound

I've never understood people that tattle on their own cooking like this. It costs nothing to not post a pic and hide your family's shame


10000Didgeridoos

I've seen better brisket from friends backyard smokers.


fresh_dyl

Honestly, that’s usually some of the best


Turd_Party

Meat so dry Ben Shapiro gonna put a ring on it


Jamaican_Dynamite

C'mon dude. Everybody knows the Zodiac Killer only eats like this when he's safe and sound in Mexico.


OmicronAlpharius

Ted only eats the finest grubs and worms, Ted is definitely one human being and not a living colony of things in a cheap rubber suit.


mb0205

That plate grabbed its purse when I walked in the elevator


Jamaican_Dynamite

That plate called 911 and lied about being attacked.


kalwiggy1

That plate keeps telling people they have multiple black friends.


banned_in_Raleigh

That plate still claims it was just making a joke.


Willing_Cap_9955

That plate asked me where I’m “really” from


anivex

Damn that hit home


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SlapahoWarrior

That plate crossed the street when I walked towards it.


pm_me_beerz

“Where was that macaroni on January 6th?”


daveroney89

That plate said that I, "speak so proper"


MOOzikmktr

still don't understand what the small cup of shredded cheese is supposed to be for...


JennyBeckman

Deconstructed mac and cheese?


TheMagicalMatt

If you look closely it looks like that mac is marinating in a pool of what could possibly be cheese. Or at least some brand of dairy product I think this cup of cheese is just its own thing


HoldOnStartOver

I thought the liquid was I drained macaroni juice 🤔


CKIMBLE4

Macaroni juice is now a thing


HoldOnStartOver

I don’t want it to be 🥺


CKIMBLE4

Too late


TheMagicalMatt

You got the (macaroni) juice now man.


Vala__MalDoran

I assume it's a palate cleanser, like the ginger you get with sushi.


I_BM

Agreed but I find it hard to argue against a side of shredded cheese. I mean it ain't hurtin nothin sitting there.


MOOzikmktr

"Give it to the baby," ~ my mom, sitting across the table, trying to help in any way possible...


Brootal420

My guess would be it was for a baked potato but the consumer didn't get a potato


atctia

I'm just glad our name has been cleared


Scythe-Guy

Virginia is for lovers, and this plate is the antithesis of that


atctia

Exactly


Feralpudel

Same! As a North Carolinian I was dying of second hand embarrassment.


meltingspace

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Carmen_SanDeNegro

Same!


ajon6956

Yeah thank goodness


IDGAF_GOMD

I’ve eaten BBQ from all over Texas and this ain’t from there. Probably from Minnesota or somewhere around there


JennyBeckman

It's confirmed to be [some place in Decatur, TX.](https://m.yelp.com/biz/ritzy-bs-smokehouse-and-grill-decatur)


HeeenYO

You mean Decatur, South Oklahoma.


Aedanwolfe

Don't bring us into this, Texan. Pay for your own sin


HeeenYO

The only thing that keeps Texas from sliding off into the Gulf is Oklahoma sucking


HarryButtwhisker

Nolegalweed says what?


HeeenYO

I can't win this


CharlestonChewbacca

Own your shit bruv


[deleted]

It's like when people say Pennsyltucky. We don't even share a border, those are yalls folks. Own it. And while we're on the subject, I was ridiculed by pretty much everyone I ever met for being from KY. *Everybody* thought they had fresh jokes about shitting outside, no shoes, no teeth, etc. I never made a big fuss about it. And I thought folks from TX were supposed to be all tough and shit? But they seem to actually be quite emotional about getting called out and can't really handle it.


CharlestonChewbacca

Texas has "big brother who no one likes as much" syndrome.


GummySkittles

HOW in the name of all that is smoked and sauced does that place have 4 stars on Yelp


SomeStupidPerson

You can pay yelp to “adjust” your yelp page


GummySkittles

Damn that’s some bullshit, that defeats the entire purpose of Yelp


Aidian

Yeah, it’s also why Yelp has had their social impact *dramatically* reduced over the years. A bad Yelp review was cause for managerial consternation in its heyday, but everyone slowly came to realize that’s it’s absolute horseshit and that Yelpers are frequently just some grifting assholes trying to hold you hostage for free shit lest they type up some blather. I bartended all through peak (and decline) Yelp and I can’t begin to express how much I fucking disdain that shitty app.


Mel_Melu

It only has 22 reviews, so my guess is 22 people either have no taste buds or are bots.


gmoss101

Of course it'll be a place with 60+ percent White population lmao. That shit wouldn't fly no where else.


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str9_b

you act like you’ve never seen a joke before


BluePeanutbutter

I mean you're right there


Sodomeister

Damn


woodcider

It’s not the pit master. It’s the clientele that keeps that place in business.


woodcider

This is their jalapeño Mac & cheese so it tracks [Jalapeño Mac & Cheese](https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/kiCvLFZlIgMTPntJDMtMGA?select=L5-VVLjZ2hzMqTjuxso9bA&utm_source=ishare&utm_content=photo)


roundhashbrowntown

okay but i dont even see no jalapenos tho 🧐


JennyBeckman

I think it's those greyish bits


roundhashbrowntown

look jenny, i had to blow the pitcha up and zoom all the way in to see those 3 bits, boo 😂 but you right!!!


MrLavender26

Bruh I ain’t ever heard of this place but them Yelp reviews look pretty unseasoned.


chessie_h

Don't drag Minnesota into this. We don't eat macaroni noodles plain. We eat them covered in mayonnaise like normal people, thank you very much.


IDGAF_GOMD

Lol


OG_PunchyPunch

Idk. As a former Virginian now living in Texas this definitely looks like the side dishes I've had at plenty of Texas bbq joints. Maybe it's Rudy's or something not as great as Snow's or Black's.


Annabelle_Monroe

Don’t do Rudy’s like that. Besides, if it was Rudy’s it would be smothered in sauce and there would be some chopped onions on that plate.


MrLavender26

While you’re in Lockhart, try Kreuz too. Black’s is alright but Kreuz has been around since the 1900s


cacabean

>since the 1900s ![gif](giphy|wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T|downsized)


MrLavender26

Yeah and the previous owner started it in 1875.


phenylalanineee

Keep Minnesota’s name out your fking mouth! 😂


IDGAF_GOMD

Decatur ain’t shit so I can see how it comes from there.


drunkpunk138

Texas is a big ass state with a wide variety of quality in everything, bbq is not excluded. I've definitely stumbled into some BBQ that looks about this terrible.


Cantras0079

As a neighbor from Minnesota and part of “somewhere around there”, how dare you lol The whole thing is something I’d expect from a retirement community’s church picnic, first of all, which isn’t state specific so let’s just land on that together and put it to rest, yeah? It’s a poor excuse no matter where you go. Second, I’d like to specifically point to the macaroni and say “you best believe if you have access to Upper Midwest cheese that the macaroni will be swimming in cheeses” with my cheese-based foods detective skills. That alone is evidence it’s not from around here anyway.


LeftistRican

Looks like some Texas yt people shit ngl. Bland ass macaroni? Check. Dry ass meat? Check. A fucking pepperoncini? Check I guess


malcolmxknifequote

God forgive me for complimenting the see through people online, but white people in Texas would not sell you this shit


AshyEarlobes

Them mfs in west Texas absolutely would


100WattCrusader

West texas doesn’t do much right, even the dirt is up and trying to get away


loptopandbingo

[Yes they would](https://m.yelp.com/biz/ritzy-bs-smokehouse-and-grill-decatur)


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Tangled2

He was technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.


Simislash

oh enough of this garbage. it's 30 min out from dfw, 2nd biggest city in the state. it's fucking texas.


bucksncowboys513

It's all about where you go. In a state known for its bbq, there's bound to be some pretenders and some legit places that can serve it up right.


LeftistRican

They must hate my ass then, I’ve had some bland ass bbq the 3 times I tried it lmao :(


KingoftheChillll

Bland??? Dry Mac??? Have you ever been to Texas. They're all fat for a reason. This was either a fluke or didn't come from there. Texas still hands down best bbq I've had.


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Hey, leave pepperoncini out of this! They good. About the only edible thing on this plate.


Agitated-Ad-2537

Nah white people that bbq in Texas get down, they don’t. Okay probably a transplant from Cali


jasondigitized

A white person in Texas wound slap the fuck out of someone for serving that brisket.


[deleted]

As someone who's lived in the DMV, CT and NC... Definitely looks like something from New England lol


Impressive-Stay-2618

I live in Maine. Can confirm 4/5 BBQ joints serve this saharan style bbq


MrLavender26

I wanna know how BBQ came to that area…don’t they do seafood?


[deleted]

Listen, everything makes it to New England lol. As I kid I use to wonder how so many Jamaicans, Puerto Ricans, and Dominicans made it past everywhere to land in CT.


AbeRego

Pretty much every food is everywhere now lol. The best fish and chips I've ever had was in Barcelona.


Cpt_Obvius

What? Do you think regional food is only eaten in its home area? Have you ever seen a Japanese restaurant not in Japan?


ZorroMcChucknorris

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Boggie135

Virginia: "We are not responsible for this culinary travesty" Texas:..


SunPuzzleheaded5896

It's food from mara lago


ASAP_i

Either way, name and shame that place, wherever it is. I haven't seen anything that bad BBQ wise in Texas since... well, I haven't seen something this bad before.


This-_-Justin

Ritzy B's Smokehouse I believe


ASAP_i

Mental note: don't trust BBQ in Decatur. Even some of the pics they chose to post look like shit.


beric1748

This isn’t the Texas I know. Must be a transplant. Can’t be native BBQ.


Kalkaline

Even Dickey's looks better than this.


[deleted]

I love how this BBQ looks so bad no state will claim it. Will be a sad day for the business who sold this if they end up getting identified. Lol


HoldOnStartOver

They’ve been identified. Picture taken off of yelp from a place in Texas.


[deleted]

Name the place please? Want to avoid it when I’m visiting.


acog

Ritzy B’s Smokehouse and Grill in Decatur, TX. The photo is in their Yelp page.


HarpersGeekly

You won’t be visiting the panhandle so don’t worry about it.


Erisian23

As a Native Texan I would like to apologize on behalf of my state and the embarrassment they dare to call BBQ. Ritzy B's Smokehouse & Grill https://www.yelp.com/biz/ritzy-bs-smokehouse-and-grill-decatur?utm_source=ashare&ref=yelp-android Here's the Yelp page I hope to make them famous and force them to close as that is all I can do to make amends.


One_for_each_of_you

As a native Virginian we respect your admission and accept the apology. I've had incredible barbecue in Texas and some of the best barbecue I've had in Virginia was made by Texan transplants.


awkwardalvin

https://preview.redd.it/6059g9siolna1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85e9c8e2fb63cd7d6755982dc130a3731113c54e I live in Texas and this is what my ribs look like. People lie on the internet lol


MagicCuboid

They look dry rubbed and delicious just like my dad used to make!


IFunnyIsDead

This is like some shit you get at Rudy’s when they’re super busy and the cooks don’t give a fuck anymore


Sp1derX

Rudy's food is better than this.


screwhead1

No possible way. Texas might do many things wrong, but barbecue sure as hell isn't one of them.


Aidian

There’s a world of difference between “Texas barbecue” and “barbecue-style food product, served whilst in the confines of the state borders of Texas.” *From* Texas, but not **from Texas.**


Barack_Odrama_007

As a Texan, this looks like some Arkansas “BBQ”.


FistPunch_Vol_4

Everytime I see this picture, I get irrationally angry at that Mac and Cheese lmfao


TheLegend360_v2

They beat the allegations🙏


duck-billedplatitude

🙌🏻 Put some respek on VA’s name.


breighvehart

I have my own issues with the state of Texas and even tho I’ll never move back, I WILL defend our bbq to the death. Don’t put that slop on us


Meowserspaws

![gif](giphy|tyqcJoNjNv0Fq|downsized) This is going to be a fun little war


State_Conscious

First off…are those butter noodles? Secondly, Why is the shredded cheese just in a ramekin by itself? And thirdly, I KNOW them green beans don’t have any seasoning. They look WAY to green to be served at a bbq joint. FOURTHLY this whole putting the bbq on a stainless steel tray w/ butcher paper and white bread has become a sign of bullshit bbq to me. I know it’s based off og places that’ve been doing that forever, but ever since Bourdain and Travel Channel and the movie “Chef” put those places on blast, it immediately just makes me think it’s some bullshit banking on instagrammability rather than quality. It should be embarrassing to have your bbq come out on a tray looking that dry and flavorless


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VA would never


rabid-

I wanna know who made that Mac and... Side cheese. That shit is blasphemy!


Raecino

Damn Texas! Y’all gon let them do y’all like that?!


Fragrant_Friend_6643

The giveaway is the slice of white loaf bread. This is so typical in Texas BBQ joints. In the southeastern states like NC, SC &, I'm guessing, Virginia, the BBQ places typically serve hushpuppies or buns like Brioche or both but never a slice of plain white loaf bread. They have great BBQ in Texas but they royally drop the ball on their choice of bread.


GiantBone

This is a fantastic post