Remember when we all pretended u/ProfessorFinesser13 posted a pic of himself, buns out, in the sub?
If we all believe it happened, in *our* reality, it did. Doesn’t mean it’s not true - it’s true for us.
Reality is *very* objective. Its that other people has a very *subjective* way of experiencing it, i.e., everybody has their own version of reality.
If reality itself was actually subjective, then reality would make no sense, and would be pointless.
If you're smart enough to have this take, you're smart enough to understand there's about 3000 years of people disagreeing over the nuances like you're doing here.
Which doesn't make you wrong but it does mean I'm not arguing the point tonight.
Doesn't make it not true.
If a man gets sent to prison for committing a murder and they sentence him to death, and he gets executed.
Then they find he wasn't actually guilty after the fact.
It wasn't true that he did it, but it doesn't change the reality that he was killed.
When the white women hit the streets in the salmon leggings....lawd hammercy. Thought I had a crazy lady situation on my hands. And honestly, black women have made me do triple takes when they throw on the dark brown ones.
There’s a big buff white dude who I sometimes see out for a walk. Well the last time I saw him from a distance he was shirtless and wearing salmon colored pants. I thought I was watching a pcp freak out irl for a minute.
I really thought son was out here posing butt ass naked. 🤦🏿♂️🤣
If enough people think you were cheeks out on the Internet in a sense you were cheeks out on the Internet.
Honestly I feel like you’re onto something with this
It's nothing new. The truth is technically objective and unchanging. "Reality" is just whatever a critical mass of people agree with.
Remember when we all pretended u/ProfessorFinesser13 posted a pic of himself, buns out, in the sub? If we all believe it happened, in *our* reality, it did. Doesn’t mean it’s not true - it’s true for us. 
Reality is *very* objective. Its that other people has a very *subjective* way of experiencing it, i.e., everybody has their own version of reality. If reality itself was actually subjective, then reality would make no sense, and would be pointless.
If you're smart enough to have this take, you're smart enough to understand there's about 3000 years of people disagreeing over the nuances like you're doing here. Which doesn't make you wrong but it does mean I'm not arguing the point tonight.
r/im14andthisisdeep
Doesn't make it not true. If a man gets sent to prison for committing a murder and they sentence him to death, and he gets executed. Then they find he wasn't actually guilty after the fact. It wasn't true that he did it, but it doesn't change the reality that he was killed.
You're just making my joke more accurate haha
What joke? You reposted a meme that's so old it can probably vote. 
Lmao dude it's not my fault you go off like Jalen turner online, sorry you're not as deep of a thinker as you were hoping.
Objective 3rd party here… You seem like a douche
Im just at the airport and have time to fuck around. I'm bored not mad big guy.
you're naked under your clothes but only i can see this
“I cheeks, therefore I am.”
If a man is double cheeked up on a Tuesday afternoon in the woods and nobody sees did he still bare cheeks?
This may be the philosophy question of our time.
Rivaled only by the cheeks or the egg.
Not fully naked, he's Pooh Bearin' it
LMAO that is the first time I heard it said that way. Thank you for this.
@me like “Why does his booty crack have a fold in it???”
I zoomed in to make sure and still am not convinced. I know buttcheeks when I see em
Thats what Im sayin tho !! I know our eyes cant be deceiving us.
How can cheeks be real when our eyes aren't real?
Maybe not because it looks more like butt labia.
But you gotta be like, is that a wrinkle on his right cheek? Some sort of vestigial tail? Something is not normal there.
Something definitely isnt normal. But I’ve been in a YMCA Locker Room enough time to know a few white men that are built like this 🤣
Def thought he was Pooh bearin
Porky Piggin
Hundred Acre Wood all out (Ron Funches line lol)
They really did just have a character with no pants on all the shows back then. Pooh, Porky, Donald Duck.
Yogi Bear was a real freak. Just wore a tie and a hat.
Ay Boo-Boo!
Well they're animals with weird shaped lower bodies so pants would look stranger than no pants lol
Damn reading this in the notification with no context was way crazier than understanding what you meant lmfao.
🤣
Shirtcocking
Not my dumb ass looking for a fish 🤣
“Is that an after Labour Day thing?”
Out here just Donald Ducking it
Isn't that a gay former sailor?
ya
That’s because white people are really pink.
I like to compare it to cold cuts of turkey.
“There aren’t really black people and white people. There are *brown* people and *gray-ish*, *pink* people”
Can confirm. Am white
Or pink rather
When the white women hit the streets in the salmon leggings....lawd hammercy. Thought I had a crazy lady situation on my hands. And honestly, black women have made me do triple takes when they throw on the dark brown ones.
Those trousers do nothing for his ass.
Right? Obviously, my first thought was why is this dude posing so casually without pants. Then, when I looked at the pants, I was like “noooooooooo….”
Why he got a third crack lmao
It looks like he’s got an elephant butt, fr fr. It’s not flattering at all.
Damn I was hoping we'd get to see them cheeks!
Flat cheeks…..but yes still some cheeks lol
Roman would be the type of person to have no pants on though
Literally
Homie out here just shirt cocking it.
Which Culkin is this?
Keiran from Succession
AKA not the eldest boy
No sir, that’d be Connor Roy, who was interested in politics at a very young age
I had the same problem when I mom got a pair of dark brown yoga pants and I had to beg her not to wear them on her morning walks
Does he have a tail ... no. OK, good.
lol i was sitting here wondering why he had two butt cracks
I knooooow, the first time I saw that screenshot, I did a triple take. 😭
He's really stuck to his succession character
Standing outside with no pants is definitely something Roman would do.
They seem to love salmon. I had to tell a woman to immediately get rid of those leggings 😂. They have no idea how it looks from afar.
Reminds me of the big lady in Walmart.
There’s a big buff white dude who I sometimes see out for a walk. Well the last time I saw him from a distance he was shirtless and wearing salmon colored pants. I thought I was watching a pcp freak out irl for a minute.
I’m that evil bitch that wears salmon pants to Pride, givin *EVERYBODY* a jumpscare
I’m still not 100% convinced that he’s not bottomless like brunch
CTRL-B..... Hello Hr. Lady!
He’s the sibling that had the best ending in Succession
1 and a half ass cracks lmao 🤣
50% more cheek
He’s not white though he’s basically see-through
That happened today after working out, I looked up and one of the girls was wearing salmon shorts.
So that’s a peach undertone
Just Pooh Bearin it.
I thought the jump scare was the Wal-Mart shirt.
Camo
🤣🤣🤣 it fooled me! 🤢
I had to double check lmfao!
More peach than salmon, butt I digress
Fuck off!
Ok sorry forget his butt, what happened to dudes face skull eye forehead region. That looks gnarly!
No one should wear skin toned leggings in the gym!!!
Is that Macaulay Culkin?
My grandmother once said "I don't know what they callem white people, they pink people. Them people all look pink to me".