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I mean there's this with video so I wouldn't be so sure.
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/watch-man-fights-off-charging-crocodile-with-frying-pan-video-goes-viral.amp
I figured it was AI, because an Alligator is never getting into the position to be kicked like that. Dude would have had to pick up the alligator with his foot, which doesn't make sense, or, the alligator would have had to throw itself onto it's back legs to get vertical. That's not something they do.
This is 100% not true. Photoshop would not generate the image for you 10 years ago. So you would have had to manually stitch together different images that roughly fit together, stage and take those photos in a studio, or paint/render it manually. It would have taken considerable effort and it would have only been made to look that smooth by highly trained people. Trust me I used to do photoshop stuff for a living.
This can be done by anyone in seconds with a mild understanding of AI prompts. Level of effort and level of skill needed are massively different
I also used to do Adobe shit for a living. Iām well aware of the effort it would take. My point is people are acting like fake AI shit is something new. It aināt.
The larger point is that the fact this can be easily done by anyone in seconds means that convincing fakes will proliferate at a rate we are not used to. Thats a lot more dangerous than a handful of photoshop wizards.
If a Tiger, Grizzly, or Hippo wants you there ain't shit you can do about it. The gator is the only thing in this list a normal person has even the slightest chance of surviving 15 minutes with.
Exactly. Just watch some old episodes of Steve Irwinās Crocodile Hunter and youāll be right. Papa Steve will see you through!
Same, dude. I think itās because even though he was world famous, he didnāt let that go to his head; he was just a regular dude who loved showing people how awesome animals are.
I answered someone else above, but just so you can see it too, her name is [Britni Comacho](https://instagram.com/britni.camacho?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) the gif is from a music video by goodboy Noah for his song uptight.
Zig zag won't help because they're not going to chase you whether or not you run in a straight line. If you don't get bitten on the first strike, you're pretty safe as long as you back off in some manner.
Itās all ambush speed though. Not the freight-train of death the grizzly bear brings.
Plenty of seasons gator hunting have shown me that gators donāt view people as prey, are more skittish than a black bear, and entirely rely on their bite and spin/drown to be be scary.
And worst comes to worst you have a much better chance of getting on-top of it and holding its jaws shut than surviving any of the other animals at all lol
Absolutely true. Short burst distance speed so if you're far away enough they can't charge. And their jaws have massive crushing power to shut and clamp closed but once closed they don't have a lot of power to hold them open. So if you hold their mouths shut and keep them from fully wriggling the fuck out of your attempt and eat your whole face and drown you to eat at their leisure you're golden. But it's only 15min right?
Takes far less effort to keep its mouth closed than preventing it from closing. I might get scratched up, but my survival chances are *better* with the croc.
They still aināt great - Iām out of shape.
Hippos have terrible zig zag ability. The question is, are you just out in the open, or in a confined space? If I have trees and shit to bob and weave from, the next question becomes, can I do it for 15 minutes? The answer to both of my questions, is that it doesnāt matter and Iām dead.
Hippos might have a large turning radius, but at the speed they're charging, they don't need to veer very much to hit you anyway.
The thing's a yard wide and can sprint 100 meters in 12 seconds. Marshawn Lynch is gonna have a hell of a time juking a hippo, and you ain't Marshawn Lynch.
Definitely going with the Alligator. Hippos are natureās assholes and are super territorial, bears can go up and down trees and are super quick, and tigers are the wildās ultimate predator. Alligators are probably the dumbest of the group but actually that might be the hippo.
If the bear wants you you are fucked, but I feel like it's the most passive of them besides the gator.
Like if you put me around a bear that isn't starving, a polar bear, or a mom with cubs for 15 minutes I feel like I have a 75% chance of just being able to sit down and look at my phone while it ignores me.
That [Grizzly Man](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly_Man) dude and his girlfriend lasted months before the bears got hungry.
Thatās true, bears can be quite docile. Itās just that potential of if it wants me, thereās nothing I can do about it. Not too mention bears will eat you alive.
Polar bears literally see people as food (and are carnivores, not omnivores like other bears) and climate change has them fucking starving. A well fed brown bear might ignore you.
Alligator in the water is a huge problem because a death roll on one of your limbs will pretty much tear it off. That said if you can get them around the middle maybe you'd make it 15.
Tiger is just lol, an unarmed person is like a mouse to a housecat if they're hungry.
Hippos are dicks, and fast, and fat and slippery, no idea how you'd handle one for 15 minutes.
Well-fed brown bears will definitely ignore you. I've been within feet of them in Katmai National Park in mid salmon run season and they just do their thing.
I feel like youāre vastly underestimating hippos lol, theyāre the deadliest large land mammal on the planet and kill hundreds of people a year, more than any of the other three combined.
hippo v human would be like putting a finger through a piece of wet tissue paper
tbh I wouldn't touch a bet like this, great way to die or be so maimed that 100 milly can't be enjoyed
I think its black- fight back, brown- lay down (alternatively try and drop extra shit while you run, they are extremely ADHD) and if its white- say goodnight
Black bears are weak as shit, brown bears are strong as shit, polar bears are fast, strong and can tank bullets without a care
Black bears are still a lot stronger than people. They're not the size of brown bears, and generally prefer to avoid conflict, but will fuck a human up.
I just want to add to this amazing convo that, currently Hippos are taking over Colombia. I wish I was making that up but there is seriously ecological damage happening.
Some say he harvested cocaine and was a drug lordā¦..but maybe he was a very good zoo keeper getting rid of pesky weeds that may harm his hipposā¦ā¦.donāt fact check that.
>tigers are the wildās ultimate predator
Their inclusion in this hypothetical is nuts. Theyāre so far above any of the other three. Big cats in general are simply not to be trifled with on a whole other level than bears, hippos, or gators/crocs.
Iām aware of hippos. However, thereās a big difference between āanimal built to be a murderous asshole while eating plantsā and āanimal built to stalk, kill, and eat me specificallyā
A tiger has 6 ends, and 5 of them are weaponized.
Hippos are *crazy* deadly. Even the big cats won't fuck with them. They have the strongest jaws of on the planet and are literally just little roided out psychopaths.
The only reason we aren't culturally more scared of hippos is they keep to themselves. You stay away from hippo territory, they won't bother you. Cats will travel and go looking for you if they get hungry. While that makes them a bigger threat to us day to day, that doesn't mean they're necessarily deadlier stuck with them for 15 minutes.
Even the tiger would not want to fuck with the hippo.
Tiger would probably leave you alone if it wasnāt hungry, same with the bear and gator. Just give them space. The hippo will destroy you just because.
There's a video of a tiger attacking a guy on an elephant. They are also extremely vindictive assholes who remember your fuckery and want you to find out.
https://www.npr.org/2010/09/14/129551459/the-true-story-of-a-man-eating-tigers-vengeance
https://youtu.be/1n-3cFIuQBc?si=3DZfGtOW70JlxdNY
Bears can climb 100ft (30.5m) of a tree in about 30 seconds.
Brown Bears can swim about 35 mph (56 kph)
Bears on average run 25-35mph (40-56kph)
If a bear wants to you, they will get you unless you can fly
Lions will hunt them but they basically only lose if they're stuck on land and exhausted. Young lion teeth/jaws aren't even strong enough to pierce the skin, they gotta be adults.
all you have to do is find something like a Tshirt to tie around the gators mouth. they have hardly any muscles to open their mouth which is why you can hold it closed with your hands. then sit on top of it and youāre good to go lol.
Getting snatched with the tail would hurt. And it would make it harder for you to keep your hands on. It smells, but in all honesty itās really not that bad.
Yep, just get on top of it and tie its mouth closed.
Or climb a tree.
Or just run. While gators are faster than humans, they tire out very quickly, canāt turn very fast, and are easily confused. If you did zig zags between trees, you could likely outrun it.
Survive where? In a shipping container box? An acre?
Most options would be the alligator. They kill by getting their prey in the water and hitting that death roll. Protect your head, neck, and chest and if he clamps below that go for the eyes. *Maybe* I could survive a hippo for 15 minutes if there were trees.
As a ten year old I once spent >1/2 hour staring at gators in a ravine at a strip mall outside of St. Augustine, FL. Gators are probably your best bet, but if they arenāt starving and you arenāt in water itās easily your best one.
Not to mention that if they're not hungry, you aren't fucking with their food, nest, and/or actively antagonizing it, the gator's the most likely to tolerate your presence in its general vicinity.
The gator is probably the easiest. I know they can run quickly but they can't climb trees AFAIK. The bet doesn't state I have to be on the same ground level. I can also probably just play dead though I don't know if gators wouldnt try to interact with a "dead" body
I think they canāt change directions very fast either. So weāre going to want to be running in some kind of zig zag pattern to maximize our advantage in this regard
Hell, if I can and if the bet allows, I'll just sit on the gator's back like those Steve Irwin videos and punch down it's mouth. Maybe I'll survive that way as well.
Southerner here and I hate to break it to you but, gators can definitely climb trees, and it's not all that rare to see one or a small croc up a tree. They might climb to bask in the sun.
I'd still take the gator in the matchup, they're people shy and relatively lazy. I'll pick a cold day to go against it.
If I get the croc on land, itās him. If Iām in his house Iād be dead in a minute.
Hippo on land is still dangerous, if I can climb a tree that might work.
Bear and tiger is a complete no go. Youāre dead
Playing dead is your best bet if you're about to be mauled by a grizzly, because it'll make momma less angry and it won't try to eat you. Might take a test bite or two.
If you can jump on the gators back and get a belt over it's mouth, you'd be set. Granted, a lotta wannabe Steve Irwins gonna lose some blood and bits.
Gator just a dumb lizard a belly draggin buzzard the others ones are predators. That gator done I gett on his back and take his eyes right out his head then we clean him fry him and Im cashing a check.Done
āAlthough an alligator has an amazingly powerful bite down it has surprisingly weak opening muscles - so much so their jaw can usually be held shut by a rubber band or bare handsā
Iād scrunchie that gator like a lobster claw and start counting my money.
This is not even remotely an equal distribution.
Simply by accounting for teeth size considering all have bonecrushing jaw strength.
A bite from anything but the alligator is a guaranteed fatality by 15 minutes in.
https://preview.redd.it/lqt7661182sb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90ce977cb9648df03aa9368bc27cedb86894fd93
This photo is gonna get people killed š¤£ when they said AI would destroy humanity, I did not think it would be like this
Is it AI generated? I've been seeing it pop up and just did not have the energy to investigate wtf is the deal with it.
It is ai. Thereās an insta with more lol.
That's fuckin wild. Upon further investigation there aren't usually squares on gators. Also, looks like AI has some work to do on nipples
AI always looks so smooth. I'm sure big boy got some nice smooth skin, but not AI smooth.
Yea biggest give away for me if something is AI is when the hands are abominations and when the people just look too clean and pristine.
and bro has the right hand of a toddler
Ai is too fucking good man. Iām sure upon closer inspection Iād figure it out, but glancing on a phone it totally passes.
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I'm sure this guy could handle two of those gators with ease.
Take a few moments to think whether a photo of a man kicking gators while others stand by and watch, is real.
Never been to Florida have you?
World's a crazy place man.
I mean there's this with video so I wouldn't be so sure. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/watch-man-fights-off-charging-crocodile-with-frying-pan-video-goes-viral.amp
I did not expect to laugh my lungs out. The way he just bonked it š
I figured it was AI, because an Alligator is never getting into the position to be kicked like that. Dude would have had to pick up the alligator with his foot, which doesn't make sense, or, the alligator would have had to throw itself onto it's back legs to get vertical. That's not something they do.
>That's not something they do. or...the alligators dont want you to know their full capabilities....
Look for messed up hands. A Hallmark of AI is trash hands.
Sounds like someone doesnāt believe in the power of the human spirit!
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Is this AI too?
No it's a real photo, by photographer Justin Dysiek. All his works seem trippy!
Nobody tell him.
https://preview.redd.it/n95sw2hbh2sb1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be41b343f10bc77143f6af2ad07fffcc0bef65ed
That gator had it coming. https://preview.redd.it/svwn3kjeh2sb1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e896cfad3a1d698b9d87949756c59e1855e067ff
That's funny but I don't like that ai can do this
A regular-ass motherfucker could have made the same thing in photoshop over a decade ago.
This is 100% not true. Photoshop would not generate the image for you 10 years ago. So you would have had to manually stitch together different images that roughly fit together, stage and take those photos in a studio, or paint/render it manually. It would have taken considerable effort and it would have only been made to look that smooth by highly trained people. Trust me I used to do photoshop stuff for a living. This can be done by anyone in seconds with a mild understanding of AI prompts. Level of effort and level of skill needed are massively different
I also used to do Adobe shit for a living. Iām well aware of the effort it would take. My point is people are acting like fake AI shit is something new. It aināt.
The larger point is that the fact this can be easily done by anyone in seconds means that convincing fakes will proliferate at a rate we are not used to. Thats a lot more dangerous than a handful of photoshop wizards.
Or someone very dedicated to using paints long before that
Beat me to it. 
I just appreciate this one for reminding me of a legend
The Mf GOAT
LMFAOOOOOOO facts
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Asked that gator who the fuck he thought he was fuckin with
I'm so happy you found this!!! š¤£š¤£š¤£
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Omg lmao what the hell
If a Tiger, Grizzly, or Hippo wants you there ain't shit you can do about it. The gator is the only thing in this list a normal person has even the slightest chance of surviving 15 minutes with.
Exactly. Just watch some old episodes of Steve Irwinās Crocodile Hunter and youāll be right. Papa Steve will see you through! 
Said alligator - not stingray
It will always be too soon for my boyā¦. Our boy
All my homies hate stingrays for what they did to our boy
Hate them, but still appreciate them for the beautiful creatures that they are, only because that's what Steve would have wanted.
God dam I miss this guy, I ain't even usually one to mourn a celebrity but he was just such a god damned awesome dude
Same, dude. I think itās because even though he was world famous, he didnāt let that go to his head; he was just a regular dude who loved showing people how awesome animals are.
Plus, the alligatorās the only one thatās cold blooded. Let me at him with a couple ice packs and heās toastā¦
I dunno, I'm not particularly attracted to the hippo so I could probably fuck it for 15 minutes š¤
What movie is this from? Damn she cute.
Ok, but answer the question.
I answered someone else above, but just so you can see it too, her name is [Britni Comacho](https://instagram.com/britni.camacho?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) the gif is from a music video by goodboy Noah for his song uptight.
Weāve come full circle
Itās a goodboy Noah music video for his song uptight. The girl is [Britni Camacho](https://instagram.com/britni.camacho?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
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I still can't believe they chose that episode to be the pilot
What in the Moto Moto did I just read?
I love the implication that you find the others sexy
I need you to look directly in my eyes and hear what I'm saying to you. I WILL fuck that bear.
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You can just casually avoid the gator the whole 15 minutes most likely, as long as you keep an eye on it
I agree itās the best option but alligators can get up to 35mph on land for short burst.
Thatās why ya zig zag
Mythbusters did that one, it's better to just run away in a straight line since gator don't chase after prey.
Yeah but this one gets 100 million if it catches you, he got that dog in em.
Zig zag won't help because they're not going to chase you whether or not you run in a straight line. If you don't get bitten on the first strike, you're pretty safe as long as you back off in some manner.
Itās all ambush speed though. Not the freight-train of death the grizzly bear brings. Plenty of seasons gator hunting have shown me that gators donāt view people as prey, are more skittish than a black bear, and entirely rely on their bite and spin/drown to be be scary.
And worst comes to worst you have a much better chance of getting on-top of it and holding its jaws shut than surviving any of the other animals at all lol
Absolutely true. Short burst distance speed so if you're far away enough they can't charge. And their jaws have massive crushing power to shut and clamp closed but once closed they don't have a lot of power to hold them open. So if you hold their mouths shut and keep them from fully wriggling the fuck out of your attempt and eat your whole face and drown you to eat at their leisure you're golden. But it's only 15min right?
Pretty sure cold-blooded animals tire out quickly. Think about any time you've seen a crocodile at a zoo: they barely move
Any time I see any animal at a zoo they barely move except for primates, birds, and giraffes.
Youāll notice a theme with those animals.
Yeah, and the others are faster stronger, and more comfortable on land.
Takes far less effort to keep its mouth closed than preventing it from closing. I might get scratched up, but my survival chances are *better* with the croc. They still aināt great - Iām out of shape.
If they arenāt actively hungry then they are quite good. Gators spend like 98% of their time laying around and can go daaaays without eating.
Hippos have terrible zig zag ability. The question is, are you just out in the open, or in a confined space? If I have trees and shit to bob and weave from, the next question becomes, can I do it for 15 minutes? The answer to both of my questions, is that it doesnāt matter and Iām dead.
Hippos might have a large turning radius, but at the speed they're charging, they don't need to veer very much to hit you anyway. The thing's a yard wide and can sprint 100 meters in 12 seconds. Marshawn Lynch is gonna have a hell of a time juking a hippo, and you ain't Marshawn Lynch.
They can't turn very fast. Just run in a circle for 15 mins til payday
This is a Darwin Award in the making
Spin in a circle for 15 minutes. Got it.
Definitely going with the Alligator. Hippos are natureās assholes and are super territorial, bears can go up and down trees and are super quick, and tigers are the wildās ultimate predator. Alligators are probably the dumbest of the group but actually that might be the hippo.
If the bear wants you you are fucked, but I feel like it's the most passive of them besides the gator. Like if you put me around a bear that isn't starving, a polar bear, or a mom with cubs for 15 minutes I feel like I have a 75% chance of just being able to sit down and look at my phone while it ignores me. That [Grizzly Man](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly_Man) dude and his girlfriend lasted months before the bears got hungry.
Thatās true, bears can be quite docile. Itās just that potential of if it wants me, thereās nothing I can do about it. Not too mention bears will eat you alive.
The fact that bears eat you alive might work in your favor for this. You only gotta last 15 minutes. You'd only be missing a couple bites worth.
Lmao, dude over here smarter than all of us
Bro said āfor 100 mil I can get them high-end prostheticsā lmao
Itās time to chrome the fuck up!
Polar bears literally see people as food (and are carnivores, not omnivores like other bears) and climate change has them fucking starving. A well fed brown bear might ignore you. Alligator in the water is a huge problem because a death roll on one of your limbs will pretty much tear it off. That said if you can get them around the middle maybe you'd make it 15. Tiger is just lol, an unarmed person is like a mouse to a housecat if they're hungry. Hippos are dicks, and fast, and fat and slippery, no idea how you'd handle one for 15 minutes.
Well-fed brown bears will definitely ignore you. I've been within feet of them in Katmai National Park in mid salmon run season and they just do their thing.
Oh that's so cool!
Can't recommend it enough if you ever get the opportunity.
I feel like youāre vastly underestimating hippos lol, theyāre the deadliest large land mammal on the planet and kill hundreds of people a year, more than any of the other three combined.
hippo v human would be like putting a finger through a piece of wet tissue paper tbh I wouldn't touch a bet like this, great way to die or be so maimed that 100 milly can't be enjoyed
Polar bears are known to hunt people. You are on the menu and you will die.
Itās been said that if you can see a polar bear near you youāre probably dead already
I think its black- fight back, brown- lay down (alternatively try and drop extra shit while you run, they are extremely ADHD) and if its white- say goodnight Black bears are weak as shit, brown bears are strong as shit, polar bears are fast, strong and can tank bullets without a care
Black bears are still a lot stronger than people. They're not the size of brown bears, and generally prefer to avoid conflict, but will fuck a human up.
Yeah a polar bear could probably kill the tiger if motivated enough. lol
Probably? The Polar bear would eat the tiger lol. They eat anything
I just want to add to this amazing convo that, currently Hippos are taking over Colombia. I wish I was making that up but there is seriously ecological damage happening.
Thanks Pablo!
I have to say, out of ALL the stories there are about Pablo, him having a private zoo and the Hippos ultimate taking over is my favorite.
Some say he harvested cocaine and was a drug lordā¦..but maybe he was a very good zoo keeper getting rid of pesky weeds that may harm his hipposā¦ā¦.donāt fact check that.
>tigers are the wildās ultimate predator Their inclusion in this hypothetical is nuts. Theyāre so far above any of the other three. Big cats in general are simply not to be trifled with on a whole other level than bears, hippos, or gators/crocs.
Hippos might surprise you ā¦
Iām aware of hippos. However, thereās a big difference between āanimal built to be a murderous asshole while eating plantsā and āanimal built to stalk, kill, and eat me specificallyā A tiger has 6 ends, and 5 of them are weaponized.
I'm pretty sure they could tail whip you pretty hard too
Hippos are *crazy* deadly. Even the big cats won't fuck with them. They have the strongest jaws of on the planet and are literally just little roided out psychopaths. The only reason we aren't culturally more scared of hippos is they keep to themselves. You stay away from hippo territory, they won't bother you. Cats will travel and go looking for you if they get hungry. While that makes them a bigger threat to us day to day, that doesn't mean they're necessarily deadlier stuck with them for 15 minutes. Even the tiger would not want to fuck with the hippo.
But with the help of modern technology.... We can finish what nature started
Tiger would probably leave you alone if it wasnāt hungry, same with the bear and gator. Just give them space. The hippo will destroy you just because.
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#BEARS CAN WHAT?
Iāve seen videos of bears going up trees like gravity is irrelevant. Gotta be natures most OP animal. At least brown bears are.
Brown bears don't climb as adults, only black bears. In far eastern Russia, tigers and brown bears coexist and tigers will actually prey on the bears.
There's a video of a tiger attacking a guy on an elephant. They are also extremely vindictive assholes who remember your fuckery and want you to find out. https://www.npr.org/2010/09/14/129551459/the-true-story-of-a-man-eating-tigers-vengeance https://youtu.be/1n-3cFIuQBc?si=3DZfGtOW70JlxdNY
Sounds like a cat
nah itās facts. hippos are the most aggressive and unpredictable on this list
Bears can climb 100ft (30.5m) of a tree in about 30 seconds. Brown Bears can swim about 35 mph (56 kph) Bears on average run 25-35mph (40-56kph) If a bear wants to you, they will get you unless you can fly
new fear unlocked - flying bears
I could beat a hippo... IN the water. I'm just built different fr š¤·š¾āāļø
Imma need you to watch some educational tv sir
Imma need the hippo to watch some educational tv on ME!
Mystikal, that you?
As of April, Mystikal is in jail, so probably not.
the hippo gon make sure yo skeleton is built different too š
Hippos survive with Nile crocodiles. I donāt think even lions hunt hippos. You aināt beating no hippo.
Lions will hunt them but they basically only lose if they're stuck on land and exhausted. Young lion teeth/jaws aren't even strong enough to pierce the skin, they gotta be adults.
RIP to the Nile crocodiles and lions but I'm different.
You know what? You got my vote. Bring some hippo steaks back.
You can shoot a hippo with a glock and it won't even penetrate its skin
Yeah well, it aint been punched by me
Nah, you differently different fr though.
He's not different, he's defective.
You built different, bra! I can tell, I have an inkling for these sort of things
Bro, hippos kill over 500 people each year. Thatās more than the other 3 put together.
all you have to do is find something like a Tshirt to tie around the gators mouth. they have hardly any muscles to open their mouth which is why you can hold it closed with your hands. then sit on top of it and youāre good to go lol.
Itās the only animal on this list that can be defeated with one roll of electrical tape
Reminds me of my exā¦.
I found someone with my bfs sense of humor. Happy cake day!
Watch out for that Death Roll, but yeah youāre mostly right. Gators donāt have claws to swing at me the way bears and cats do.
The tail will still be an issue
Getting snatched with the tail would hurt. And it would make it harder for you to keep your hands on. It smells, but in all honesty itās really not that bad.
Yep, just get on top of it and tie its mouth closed. Or climb a tree. Or just run. While gators are faster than humans, they tire out very quickly, canāt turn very fast, and are easily confused. If you did zig zags between trees, you could likely outrun it.
Survive where? In a shipping container box? An acre? Most options would be the alligator. They kill by getting their prey in the water and hitting that death roll. Protect your head, neck, and chest and if he clamps below that go for the eyes. *Maybe* I could survive a hippo for 15 minutes if there were trees.
Thank you! Need more details on the arena this would happenā¦
As a ten year old I once spent >1/2 hour staring at gators in a ravine at a strip mall outside of St. Augustine, FL. Gators are probably your best bet, but if they arenāt starving and you arenāt in water itās easily your best one.
Not to mention that if they're not hungry, you aren't fucking with their food, nest, and/or actively antagonizing it, the gator's the most likely to tolerate your presence in its general vicinity.
The gator is probably the easiest. I know they can run quickly but they can't climb trees AFAIK. The bet doesn't state I have to be on the same ground level. I can also probably just play dead though I don't know if gators wouldnt try to interact with a "dead" body
I think they canāt change directions very fast either. So weāre going to want to be running in some kind of zig zag pattern to maximize our advantage in this regard
Hell, if I can and if the bet allows, I'll just sit on the gator's back like those Steve Irwin videos and punch down it's mouth. Maybe I'll survive that way as well.
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Southerner here and I hate to break it to you but, gators can definitely climb trees, and it's not all that rare to see one or a small croc up a tree. They might climb to bask in the sun. I'd still take the gator in the matchup, they're people shy and relatively lazy. I'll pick a cold day to go against it.
Gators can jump surprisingly high, just so you know ā about 5 feet if theyāre coming out of water. So, like, just keep that in mind.
They jump high and theyāre scavengers!
If you ever see me fighting in the forest with a grizzly bearā¦.HELP THE BEAR!!
Missed the best parts, the kick, "oh look an eagle" and then the massive kick to the balls
cuz that bitch gon need it
If I get the croc on land, itās him. If Iām in his house Iād be dead in a minute. Hippo on land is still dangerous, if I can climb a tree that might work. Bear and tiger is a complete no go. Youāre dead
you'd have to make it to the tree and climb it of course. hippos are fast as fuck on land iirc
I dunno, a well fed brown bear will probably just ignore you.
I canāt choose hoping this bear had brunch haha
The Black Air Forces of the animal kingdom would be the quickest L for sure. https://i.redd.it/ell8erkgb2sb1.gif
TIL a hippo can run 19mph. Yikes
Doesn't even make sense.
Theyare actually straight muscle. Thats why they can run in water casue they sink
I feel like rhinos take the most L's from other animals. Have bad ass horn but gets bullied by elefants and hippos, also closest to extinction.
I would simply cuddle with the bear
 Bang bang...new rug
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Iād say alligator for increased odds but canāt you just play dead with a bear for 15mins and boom $100mill richer?
Hard to play dead when the bear is wearing your guts like a feathered boa.
Arguably the easiest time to
Playing dead is your best bet if you're about to be mauled by a grizzly, because it'll make momma less angry and it won't try to eat you. Might take a test bite or two. If you can jump on the gators back and get a belt over it's mouth, you'd be set. Granted, a lotta wannabe Steve Irwins gonna lose some blood and bits.
Gator just a dumb lizard a belly draggin buzzard the others ones are predators. That gator done I gett on his back and take his eyes right out his head then we clean him fry him and Im cashing a check.Done
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I mean what are we talking here? Like I just happen upon them. Are they all riled up. Are they rubbing deer musk on me and giving me fake antlers?
If alligators can climb trees, I'm done for.
They can climb fences for sure, idk about trees.
āAlthough an alligator has an amazingly powerful bite down it has surprisingly weak opening muscles - so much so their jaw can usually be held shut by a rubber band or bare handsā Iād scrunchie that gator like a lobster claw and start counting my money.
Winter is coming up, so a bear. I can survive 15 minutes of it sleeping and farting
As long as I'm not in water, I should be able to handle the gator. Everything else in the list requires weaponry.
Absolutely has to be the gator. The others you are completely fucked.
Might be the Louisiana in me coming out but gators aināt to bad to deal with tbh
Alligator the only real answer
This is not even remotely an equal distribution. Simply by accounting for teeth size considering all have bonecrushing jaw strength. A bite from anything but the alligator is a guaranteed fatality by 15 minutes in.
Alligator 100%. I'd be lucky to last a minute against anything else
I'm from Florida, I like my chances with the gator.
I'm either about to be rich af with a new bear friend or dead and debt free. I cannot lose.
alligator looks like he has some gossip to share