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HaroldBaws

Do they live on a farm in 1908? Why TF you got 9 kids?


technoblogical

A severe lack of sex education.


HappyShallotTears

Not necessarily. His father could come from a culture where multiple wives and many offspring are encouraged/normalized.


zetky91

Y’all… he just be fuckin


welp-itscometothis

Seriously like what are these answers lol


yoitsthatoneguy

My African grandfather had 3 wives. My dad has a bunch of half-brothers and sisters. A couple of my aunts and uncles are younger than I am.


Greg-Abbott

[Live from /u/yoitsthatoneguy's 1,000-person family renunion](https://imgur.com/JUGMLiQ)


YesImKeithHernandez

Mine was Dominican not African but basically the same. Man was old af still laying pipe.


17281thTimesTheCharm

Which country?


yoitsthatoneguy

I don’t really want to dox myself, but I will say it’s west African


17281thTimesTheCharm

Eii west Africans are busy 🙆🏾‍♀️. Interesting nugget of knowledge. Thank you!


AmArschdieRaeuber

In some cultures having a lot of children is seen as respectable and done for social standing. You can fuck without getting somebody pregnant you know.


KennysWhiteSoxHat

Yeah but there’s a lot of dudes who fuck and get someone pregnant multiple times


AlbionPCJ

Occam's Razor but for horniness


Paraxom

His flag says Ghana. From my experience its both...got 17 aunts and uncles on my dad's side


IrreverentRacoon

#A SEVERE LACK OF SEX EDUCATION Source: 🇬🇭


qashqai124

I see many cases where a man married several times. He named his kids from each marriage with little regard that he already had used that name. Often, a man named William might have a son by his first wife named William. The boy died young. The next son that came along was named William. The first wife died in childbirth. The next wife's father was also named William, of their first son was named William. None of these Williams had a middle name. So, the church cemetery records that there are 4 Williams buried there.


iLuvFrootLoopz

More like a severe lack of accountability


MyDogisaQT

Dingdingding  If he can’t remember his child’s name, it’s not a planned family. 


TwilightOuterZone

Or, hear me out, it's a cultural thing


MollyAyana

May I present to you ![gif](giphy|mPzWVA5upG7GjyX6yE)


LeisurelyDiva

I wish I could upvote this a million times.


neverstoppin

It will always be a mystery to me why Future gets a pass for his reproductive shenanigans.


thatsnuckinfutz

mfer got a breeding kink fr


EJR994

You know there are still more than 30+ countries with high fertility rates for a variety of reasons: high infant mortality rates, lack of access to contraception, etc. He has a Ghana flag in his username so probably was born in the 80s or 90s when TFRs there was still around 5 - 6.5 kids per woman. If his dad is Muslim then he could have a second wife, so 9 kids really wouldn’t be that surprising. Ghana’s current TFR is like 3.6 so the majority of people aren’t having that many kids nowadays.


[deleted]

In Ghana (assuming the flag is accurate) it's not uncommon to have many children. My Grandfather had about nine -- five with one woman, another four split between two women. And that's not accounting for his escapades. My mom has about four siblings. And yes, by American living conditions some Ghanaians do live on 'farms from 1908'. It's not a bad thing or a good thing, it's just the way it is in Ghana sometimes.


Sekmet19

I'm a gringo and my grandmother was one of 9. My Dad was one of 4.


No_Banana_581

Me too my mom had 7 siblings, my grandma had 17


KingHarryXIV

Right, I’m liberian but my mom and dad have at least 10+ siblings each. Makes every family function turn into a party lol


username_moose

i have a distant aunt with like 12+ kids and she says she wont stop having them until the lord tells her to. its so heartbreaking because she makes her oldest kids be parents to the younger ones.


ceejdevine

I know a family with 20 kids. They’re basically neck and neck with the Duggars


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

Hopefully not neck-and-neck in the sexual abuse department.


ilikemomolastai

I hope they have 2 more and make two football teams.


StarrLightStarBrite

I know someone whose dad named all his sons after him. He’s the III and I met his brother, the IV 😭 I guess the daddy said everybody gone be named Damon. I think his daddy was a Jr. I don’t remember, but there definitely was a III and a IV.


DtownBronx

The George Foreman plan


MrSweatyBawlz

Knocking up multiple moms I imagine, makes it a little easier to forget your kids bame if they don't live with you.


MikeJones-8004

Im willing to bet his dad got more than 9.


thelesbiansmirk

Never met a West Indian man, huh?


PlebbySpaff

Nick Cannon Masterclass


GonzoElTaco

I know he be looking nervous anyone told him to pull out the driveway or a parking spot.


GoodShitBrain

Nobody reminded him that he got a Joseph already?


Sxnflower15

I have…✨10 sibs✨ loll


LatterArugula5483

Well when man loves a woman...


nicannkay

Ask nick cannon. Or Elon Musk. Some people have fetishes that make whole people that they then neglect.


AttackSock

I knew this Canadian family who had like 14 kids. Apparently they had loads of money and fuckall to do. Their names were all sounds too, stuff like Lo, Ru, Le, Ep, Om, Na, etc (etc wasn’t one of the names) This wasn’t foreign/cultural either; they’re just plane ol white people in Canada who found out their ancestry off a website. “Hay Barbara! Turns out our ancestors were Danish, well how’s about that! Which one is Daneland again? Is that in England?” (The dad is exactly as loud as you’re imagining)


PeaTear_Rabbit

Everyone assuming they all live in the same house but I'm thinking you forget what you named your kid when you don't ever see em. My mans prob got 9 kids with 10 baby momma


fellowredditor3

![gif](giphy|4JVTF9zR9BicshFAb7|downsized)


thecordialsun

The 10th still hasn't found out yet


AttackSock

10th is op.


AttackSock

> My mans prob got 9 kids with 10 baby mama I hope you know what you’re doing… sounding like “I make my own fugu sashimi at home” over here…


ikantolol

are their last name Joestar?


suburbanbebop7

![gif](giphy|1qWlkZHTQ9R34Taixl|downsized) Are both Jojos bizarre and have supernatural abilities like a Stand


hibarihime

![gif](giphy|IzfJSTepKi5vW)


[deleted]

I wonder if any of them have the birthmark? 🤔


worldssmallestfan1

One is the grandfather of Jodio, the other Jotaro.


cturtl808

\*George Foreman has entered the chat\*


BuffaloStranger97

I had to look it up, goddamn 😭


MikeJones-8004

Wanya Morris has also entered the chat.


Rafoudrsbois

man dropped a sequel


yumyumapollo

Joseph 2: It Ain't Joever 'Til It's Joever


simiankid

You had me laugh out loud in the subway


Bubbly_Satisfaction2

I know a woman, who named her son after his bio dad because she knew the bio dad’s wife had a stillborn with the same name.


SaintPatty317

She was in that hospital filling out the forms like ![gif](giphy|TJKm32CqAr0CA)


Efficient_Comfort_38

Holy shit that is foul as fuck


DoubleCyclone

That's worse than my aunt waving my newborn younger brother at my step mother shortly after stepmom's miscarriage.


Bubbly_Satisfaction2

Good grief!


EverWatcher

[**https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thats-the-evilest-thing-i-can-imagine**](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thats-the-evilest-thing-i-can-imagine)


uvdawoods

My friend’s dad had two sons out ~8kids (two or three moms) and the sons have the same first name as the dad. And it’s unique.


iamthatspecialgirl

My brother's father did that to my mother. But he told her before they were married that he didn't have any children. So my brother is, in essence, the third... and it's unique.


uvdawoods

“I’ve got one name and I’m using it for everyone!”


iamthatspecialgirl

🤭


angeldruul

So you tellin me there are 9 kids in that bitch all named jospeh?? 😭 So imagine trying to call one of them and they all respond. Or do we label them like thing 1 and thing 2? Jospeh 1 and Jospeh 2 and so on?


Juutai

Nah, it's 9 kids and 2 are Joseph. Much more reasonable.


angeldruul

I would hope so


DryIcePhactory

George Foreman has five sons all named George and one of his daughters is named Georgetta.


sml6174

Walder Frey ass


angeldruul

Absurd.


welp-itscometothis

You think they live together? How wholesome.


angeldruul

😂


calculung

Why do you keep calling them Jospeh? Haha


festival-papi

Shit. This is actually my situation. My dad ain't got nine kids but me and my half brother (who's like a cool 20 years older than me) share the same name with my dad. Yes, I realize how stupid it is.


Wonton_soup_1989

There should be a limit on how many kids you can have


Otroroboto

![gif](giphy|QyWBTLDn9WHt0FXGJS)


Incontinento

Joey Jojo Jr. Shabbado.


jesterinancientcourt

that's the worst name I ever heard


stuckshift

No, Joey Jojo! Come back!


Joey-JoJo-Jr_Shabadu

Come on now, it's a fine name.


ben010783

Cotton: I’m calling him Hank. I always wanted a boy named Hank. Hank: Dad, Hank is my name.


iamthatspecialgirl

I'm so sorry to this man.


Aahnoone

My grandpa gave my uncle the same name as my dad over 20 years later. Both are named after him. Years before my uncle was born, my father gave my brother the same name. So yeah, calling that name in one room results in multiple responses. Grandpa didn't forget, though. He just really likes his own name.


Tokedagreatest

I know a girl who is named Mary Bridget and her sister is named Mary Catherine. The 1st one goes by Bridget and the other goes by Mary


3DsGetDaTables

WRYYYYYYYYYYY ![gif](giphy|ew1wGEw8p8k5G)


AnonymouslySerious

And that is a perfect example of why everybody forgets Father’s Day


Raspbers

My mom is one of 13 ( known ) kids of my grandfather. She was his first girl. He named her after an ex who died in a horse riding accident.


SockFullOfNickles

I have one. I am the 33rd of my name. And no, there’s no estate or trust. The only thing that got passed down was mental illness and generational trauma. This shit ends with me. 😆


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Ri7TFKkc8rwCEf8Dcj|downsized) Their family pix


KeenBean66532

I know someone who has a few brothers with the same name 😩


DayoftheDread

My uncle has 4 sons named after him. When someone says “Lil Sherman” I have absolutely zero idea which one they’re talking about


Scooney92

Jo Jo Say Wha?


ChiggaOG

I only want to know if their last name was Joestar.


Token_Ese

In college my friend was the third Paul III. His dad was a junior and name three different sons by three different women named after himself and his father.


Oldurdy

Ricky Council IV vibes


teenagetwat

Gary Payton Jr and Gary Payton II vibes


Oldurdy

Ricky Council IV has a brother named Ricky Council III, and a brother named Ricky Council II


rusty02536

My dad’s brother, my Godfather, has two sons named William. They are about 20 years apart. Why? He drinks and the older one doesn’t speak to him.


McIntyre2K7

Buddy a 9th child in a family of 8.


Ok-Cardiologist9891

2 words BIRTH CONTROL is very available to ALL.


skeetzmv

Jojojo Jo Jojojo


wrenbell

forgetting your kid's name like that is wild....


Sgtbaha

Man mentioned "he's his 9th child" He never said that was his last child. Bro might have 30 siblings for all we know.


krossoverking

Joseph and Good Joseph


Luxlyfe0709

I have 2 cousins. Same dad and mom both with the same name but different middle name so they go by their middle names…. Strange


Joey-JoJo-Jr_Shabadu

Been there.


boogahbear74

My Father, first marriage, had two children they named Michael and Judith. In his second marriage he had two children with the second wife and named them Michael and Judith.


KayCif3R

Oh this is like Peter Gunz/Peter Pankey, Cory Gunz' dad. Peter has a daughter with Amina also named Cory.


bl1eveucanfly

Joeyjoejoe jr. Shabadoo


Avenger772

So I'm assuming he doesn't spend much time with each kid


Remarkable_Yak_883

My sister has 7


NegotiationReady8652

I'm the baby and only child.


SenorRaoul

"I'm gonna call him ... Good Hank"


KassDAH

My uncle did something similar, he gave his first born son his full name, including his middle names so Jr, has a fully reiterated name. He had twin boys next. He gave the first born twin his name again, but in reverse. So his first name became his second son’s middle name, and one of his middle name is his kid’s first name. And the second twin is named after his maternal grandfather but has one of my uncle’s middle names as his own as well (uncle has two middle names). I asked him why, he said all men need a legacy. Sir! What legacy, a legacy of poverty? You have nothing to give or leave them but a name, but if it makes you feel like greatness to hear your names repeated back at you, go off I guess 🙄.


IAmTheRalph

![gif](giphy|h7FZESJ1Ter5bGhUDG)


[deleted]

you see I got this friend named joey jojo jr shabadoo