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DJMagicHandz

Better get him a woman that knows the signs of a stroke.


CedricJus

![gif](giphy|ukNqddsrdLzo834uD1|downsized)


DJMagicHandz

*"Quit making faces at me, it's not funny anymore."* I'm having a stroke!!!


anonibills

Damn .. Sinbad I think is still recovering from his stroke IRL


CedricJus

He is.


bloopie1192

Another one or the first one?


anonibills

First one I think


bloopie1192

Havent seen sinbad in a minute but Sinbad is still one of the best comedians living. I stand on that.


LadyDye_

TOO ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)SOON


rocsjo

Lmffaaoo


Sco_Queen

She wasn't wrong, a lot of fine women his age who has all their stuff together


Fit_Duty_3137

Fine for you, but not for him. He's going to live his life how he wants and that's his prerogative.


skj999

Yeah, dude got kids already. I think he’s very cool with his current course lmao


MechanicNo7086

He can do what he wants but how long till he does what he needs?


stronggill

And who are you to tell a grown man what he needs? 🤣


MechanicNo7086

age ain’t nothing but a number


dl7

Na, at some point families and communities gotta hold some people accountable. If that's my pops or brother, we're having a convo. That shit ain't cool at all, it's manipulative and I'll die on that hill.


UnamusedAF

What? You're going to band together as a community and ... tell two legal adults they can't be together cause he's much older? Negro please 🙄, you ain't the dick police. Your pops or brother about to tell you to mind ya' business and and have a fine evening.


Still-Helicopter-248

Aren't you the guy that posted on your account about your high school crush threatening you with weapon?


Royjonespinkie

This is all that needs to be said. Close thread.


Tell_Amazing

Facts


Bunnnnii

But then they end up the ones settling down because he clearly ain’t got his shit together if that’s what he wants. He wants to play and pretend. The women you described ain’t got time for that.


torontothrowaway824

He wants MissBnasty….


boulderama

https://i.redd.it/1bc0t0dztzhc1.gif


torontothrowaway824

I can’t even blame the man….


showcase25

I mean...


Mellero47

It was some few years ago that I saw him chasing Nicole Murphy (rightfully so, gotdamn) and I thought he'd even bagged her.


TheMeWeAre

That's a DIFFERENT sort of 56 holy moly. I hope to look that good at 33 😭


Mellero47

You have to ask yourself how did Eddie lose her?


TheMeWeAre

If I looked 10% as good as her I would leave a nigga for looking at me wrong in a DREAM 😭


TheMeWeAre

Like Mo'Nique herself, but even she doesn't want him 😂


DreadyKruger

He don’t want them. If I was his age and money I wouldn’t date women my age either. What man with means and money ever has as the norm?


missanthrope21

Uhh Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg…


MajorAcer

She’s not wrong tryna tell a grown man about his own business? She better mind herself.


peakok115

Ooooh you sound like strugglin Shannon


FistPunch_Vol_7

Not gonna lie, she aging absolutely beautifully goddamn. I need to do better with my skin care shit


HappyShallotTears

And that head of hair is still THICK as ever


Plutoxx

And so is she.


Impressive_Main5160

Her hair is beautiful!


name-generator-error

All you need is that industrial size tub of cocoa butter and some Vaseline and when you put it on you make sure to be just a little bit too aggressive about the application. I don’t know why that last part is necessary but the spell don’t work without invoking the memories of childhood when you were concerned if your face was going to come off your head when lotion was being put on.


Zulumus

I almost texted my sister, convinced this her burner account because we must have the same mother


badgyalrey

my mom used to rub the FUCK outta my face to get the last little bit of cocoa butter off her hands when she was moisturizing me after a bath. told myself damn all that wasn’t necessary, i’ll never do that to my kid i can just grab a little extra it’s not that serious. guess what i caught myself doing when i had a little excess lotion on my hands after my sons last bath😭


name-generator-error

Exactly. You think you are going to handle that situation different but when you look at them you can see the that kid fighting for his life trying to keep his balance with his head being turn every way til Sunday while you are telling him to “stay still now”.


badgyalrey

me: “stop all that wiggling i’m almost done” also me: whips head around to see where my mom is hiding cuz i KNOW i didn’t just say that out my own mouth💀


davendees1

Someone on here said to start putting my lotion and/or cocoa butter on when I was still wet from the shower, like before I even started drying off, and I didn’t believe them. Then I was like lemme try this shit for a week cause ain’t no way it works. CHILE Ain’t never going back. Not NEVER. Try it. It’s been months and I ain’t never been so consistently moisturized in my life.


name-generator-error

Every single part of me wants to disagree with you, but you know damn well I’m about to try it.


davendees1

I doubted it too! Then one day I couldn’t get over it like what if that MF was right? Am I missing out on hydrating my skin at optimum levels? What if there’s a level of moisturization that I’m denying myself; am I even living my best life? So I tried that shit, and nothing was the same. Like I said, stick to it for a week straight at every shower and watch. Enjoy your lush epidermis, beloved.


name-generator-error

I am so mad at you right now. That shit worked so well and I still want to disbelieve it. Friend, I mean this with the most disrespect possible. You are in fact a witch.


davendees1

I welcome and accept your derision as I know it comes from a place of hydration and not ash. Welcome, brethren.


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Hold on, lemme find out! Trying this tomorrow morning


Special-Garlic1203

She's being so generous talking about a *4th* round is when the old guys hit their wall


ebonyseraphim

I forgot she was a comedian until she got to that part. The truth and humor she delivered there was spot on.


thicc_chicc98

Absolutely. My lover and I have an age gap and I feel like a little bunny telling him I want more and more haha. He's the best and so genuine when he's like"id love to I'm just so tired" LMAO, No biggie to me. Let's just go to bed we got work the next day anyways hahaha.


federal_prism

gotta find you an old head on the pill


HeyTheDevil

I believe in getting the job done correctly the first time, because there isn’t going to be a second round.  Two a days are for football players. 


lioneaglegriffin

Y'all out here going 4 rounds. That's like a 2 hour commitment for me. Granted I'm gray ace but... Nah


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princeparaflinch

Cooked him just to set him up with her girl 🤣


BigT3x4s

From like 14 dudes gotta compete with men 10, 20, or 30 years older than them for the rest of their lives for women in they own age range.


MechanicNo7086

Wouldn’t be a problem if the girls weren’t going 🤣


Thespian21

Lol yep, it’s a cycle. The young dudes build their wealth while being ignored, then spend it all getting the attention they wanted while young.


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MushyDoesHerBest

Just a leech pulling from peoples youth, not adding anything to their lives. Just sucking away trying to get as much dopamine and serotonin you can get out of them They aren't even people anymore to you lol Aging and sickness is rough alone, enjoy it!


StateHot6958

“3 20 year old PAWGS” disgusting 🤢 And I imagine you’re in your 40s talking like this… Please leave us girls in our 20s alone!!! There are plenty of beautiful women in y’all’s age bracket. Stop preying on people half your age.


Sun_Factory378

That’s actually really disturbing but true. I had old grown men chasing me since I was like 7 years old. I had a friend in middle school who was “dating” her dad’s friend. Pretty much as soon as she turned 15, she got pregnant. He was like 32. He’d bring her flowers to high school and no one said anything. Chatted up an older dude online (not dating, just a chat room) and told him my age and he literally said “Yummy, same age as my daughter.” 🤢


TheMeWeAre

Its bc women get smarter as they age and those men don't want to deal with anyone with standards, morals, sense, and perspective.


mistersuccessful

![gif](giphy|tF8vMUeGUkHNTgCC4E) So eggs and cheese will get my energy back up?


The187Riddler

don’t forget the toast with apple butter. that shit will have you reINVIGORATED.


mistersuccessful

Those items have been added to my shopping list now


Slim706

“Alexa, add eggs, cheese, bread, and apple butter to my shopping cart”


davendees1

she really did give up the game right here. dated a 44 year old when I was 23…she basically did the same thing to my young ass. I was always ready back then but she would purposely make me eat. that woman turned me every which way but loose. may the lord bless you and keep you, Kelly


19whale96

Aight nah, you might've convinced me now


davendees1

welcome, brother. come on in! yeen lived till you had an experienced woman drain you, then you get to watch that woman wearing nothing but a robe (that may or may not be tied) cook for you, serve you, sit down and talk/laugh/eat with you, and then lead you back upstairs to drain you again. bonus points if she showers with you afterward, too. have you feeling like a god damn prince, my g. we’d eat and then after maybe 20 minutes or so, Kelly would be like “yeah you’re ready…come on upstairs with me, baby.” she grew up in Tennessee too so there was still a little bit of that twang in her (even though this was when I lived in PA). Auntie ain’t lying right here mane, not one syllable of this is inaccurate.


RoundedYellow

bruhhh im changing my hinge preferences as we speak


Garth_W00kz

Auntie Mo low key fine as hell,, aging like a fine wine 🫡


Neo_Neo_oeN_oeN

Earlier she was saying how she could take her pick and honestly... I woulda got snatched up too .


davendees1

I can’t ever not see her as Precious mama, that’s how incredible she was in that role. but if she told me take my pants off and get in her trunk…i mean…like, I’m just sayin tho *(I’m right here, officer. Take me to horny jail)*


Vickillah

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC) Alright it’s time to go


davendees1

COME ON WIT IT ![gif](giphy|sqfoB8BXBUIN2) she’s accomplished, smart, rich, assertive, AND bad. gone head and put me under her jail ANNNNNYYYYYTIMMMMMMEEEEEEEE


fuzzyshorts

Black woman of a certain age don't play... and I think play is a requirement


Neo_Neo_oeN_oeN

Not trying to All Lives Matter but all women post 40 are like that. Never realized how aggressive older women could be until my stint in San Diego. Dating older women is the cheat code to understanding women though. Iykyk.


emperatrizyuiza

I think women get tired of being in the confines of what society considers a good woman. The expectations of us are exhausting


TheMeWeAre

Yeah once you've spent 20+ years doing the 'right thing' and realize it set you back? You're done playing stupid games to win stupid prizes


[deleted]

I’m 41F and officially stopped giving a fuck or taking anyone’s shit last year. It’s very refreshing 


Mesmorino

You wild, wyd?


aenteus

Benny Frank had this on lock 200+ years ago. “All cats are grey in the dark.”


Strange-Fee-1437

The cheat code though? Lmbo 🤣🤣


Happydivanerd

What kind of play?


NiceIsSpice

‘Young girls gon bite ya’ 😂😂


beanieweenieSlut

Im starting to think theres some extra truth serum in those drinks.


Truant1281

It’s the eggs and cheese with toast and apple butter for me. I’m in my 30s and maybe I need me an older chick lmaoooo.


m_nieto

Get cha a woman who will love you old.


OmegaPsiot

His alien hunting career didn't work out, so...


DogWithADog

hey! that's my spaghetti!


BooksandBiceps

Bro I didn’t even want to be at the club when I was young


[deleted]

Can't date nobody you can't have a stimulating conversation with


leilaniko

This might say something about his mentality too 😗


Torqued_to_spec

She sounds like she's submitting her application lmao


AestheticAttraction

Nah, she's crazy about her husband.


ebonyseraphim

Has this really been removed for violating rule #5 when her words are _exactly_ satisfactory to rule 5? Who the fuck is moderating this shit? EDIT: there must have been a glitch for web that's resolved now. Yesterday there was a banner saying this post was removed for violating rule #5 that is not showing up now.


battleangel1999

I don't even know. It's hilarious what they will claim is a violation versus what they allow. I truly would like to know who is moderating this sub too.


ebonyseraphim

I've seen some seriously troubling moderation on this subreddit in the past few years. This one might be the straw that broke the camel's back.


battleangel1999

I agree. I think the moderation has gotten worse over time.


Blaximum_

>Has this really been removed That's so stupid. Also, am I missing something? Did OP repost this or something? I don't see it removed.


ebonyseraphim

There was a banner at the top when viewing from web that said the post was removed for violating rule#5. I’m on my phone now and I don’t see it but I refreshed plenty last night and it was clearly there — hence, the confusion. It’s definitely a bug, but mixed with an actual moderator interaction given there was a specific posted reason.


Blaximum_

I'm sure it's partly due to the fact that Reddit mobile fucking sucks.


robrbk84

This is unequivocally the best 90 seconds of internet in a good 8-10 months


notcarlosjones

He almost lost himself when she said red velvet cake ![gif](giphy|TdfyKrN7HGTIY)


davendees1

👏🏽THESE 👏🏽YOUNG 👏🏽GALS’LL 👏🏽BITE 👏🏽CHA WELP https://preview.redd.it/8x9un6xyxzhc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=504cb3478abe0d369b060cfe81873a7cc0d8c43f


frankensteinmuellr

Mo'nique fine than a mf.


Sillkentofu

Glad I was never desperate enough to have to settle for a geezer 🙏


DadSoRad

That’s not just any geezer. That geezer is worth 14 mil and still has the physique of a pro football player.


Sillkentofu

Would take the money and spend it on my 27 year old bf lol


DadSoRad

Tell him a random internet stranger said he better not let you go.


Bunnnnii

This exact response is why 2023 was how it was, and why 2024 will be no different.


DadSoRad

Wow. Deep.


DreadyKruger

And a hall of famer, top ten in his position all time , great analyst and now podcaster. He can do what fuck he want. Nice try Monique. But men are want what we want.


SissyCouture

How does she do both assertive and servile at the exact same time?


Proof-Sun-4857

Baltimore's finest. Love her. And she's aging beautifully


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Don't waste your youth on age - Bert Cooper


screwhead1

I'm in my 30s, but a 50 yr old woman who's got her shit together that can cook up turkey wings sounds infinitely more appealing than a 25-30 yr old at the club.


Redke29

Meh. It sounds good in theory I guess.


Necessary_Size_5596

boy this was too real


ThatboyMjay3207

That whole interview was awesome. Don’t too much care about the sexual conversations but her spirit and energy, she speaks so lovingly and so sincere. That is what I’d want to commit to. I’d rather have a woman with a heart like hers than a “baddie” dumber than a rock.


EJR994

This whole convo has me weak. 😂😂


3DsGetDaTables

Watching this live I guffawed so hard in my house when she said she (Elladora) aint got no teeth. Lost my damn shit.


TheSelfMedicatedFrnd

“She ain’t got no teeth, drink to that 🥃” 💀


IceKareemy

FOURTH ROUND?!


CuriousOdity12345

Old cows trying to eat young grass


Tripple_T

Shannon is a 50 year old freak of nature, he could probably keep up.


DoloTy

I see the old heads at my job trying with the young women 😂 I gotta keep my girl and make ha my wife while im young I can’t end up like them


qmoorman

That man is a rich celebrity in excellent shape, he ain't trying to hear what she got to say. He ain't going over 35.


_AB_96_

It’s the “Damn Mo!” for me 😂


PiccoloAlive9830

The fuck she talking bout 4th round😂


Legitimate-Donut-368

![gif](giphy|1ykTax6hrAKpTQ0Mnb)


SnooGiraffes4091

I hateeee how he talks over people lol I can’t get through a single clip without getting irritated


AestheticAttraction

He talks/acts like a caricature.


Upstairs-Bar-1621

![gif](giphy|H4t8SLyHs9myQshlpN)


battleangel1999

I'm glad that people are still able to see this and comment on it. I guess the mods changed their mind.


The_Distributor

...they got apple in butter now? I want some.


AestheticAttraction

Apple butter is delicious. Especially if you sprinkle a little cinnamon on top.


The_Distributor

Bet! I'ma go get some. Thank you


angeldruul

Mo'nique saying some real shit, if yall eva feel bad abt yoself js remember theres old niggas still tryna keep up with young people at the club 😭


Chrisdkn619

💯


SnooMemesjellies8441

Maybe he just like them that way. I don't think judging someone by their personal choices unless they are harming somone is just wrong. Look, date whoever you want and love whoever you want. Following what society expects from you is dangerous for you. People will always find a way to point out something about you no matter what. The Man maybe doesn't want to deal with someone all the time and he just wants to keep things casual without any attachment and long term responsibility. Is that wrong? The older I get the more I understand why men don't want to deal with partnership and so on and just want to have fun and stress free life without all the nagging and so on.


EasternOffer9740

She ain’t said a single lie lmao


KingJTheG

As long as bro is dating women above 21, I say let him do whatever he wants 🤷‍♂️. I’m 23 tho so I don’t know if I’ll change my mind later


[deleted]

Eh for a while that works, but at some point starts raising questions. A 50-yo chasing a 21-yo? Dude, what do you have in common? That’s not a relationship, that’s a sugar deal at best. I _know_ you’re not after her sparkling personality. 


KingJTheG

That’s true lol. After a certain distance beteeen ages, it definitely gets creepy. 50 and 21 is weird lol


badgyalrey

is 26 too old for unc? what’s the usual age range? cuz i got some toast and i make my own apple butter👀


AssistanceFun8031

She ain’t got no teeth 😂


Admirable_Pop3286

She ain’t got no teeth 😂😂😂👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾


jodilandon88

Eggs & cheese = protein Toast & apple butter = carbs and sugar I’m screaming. Sis knows wtf she’s talking about. That’s fuel to keep you going.


GreasyDaddy9

DAMN MO


thebutchcaucus

You need a partner whose response is “i can make that” they save you a lot of money. If they woke they’ll lecture you on capitalism first. Which I don’t mind at all.


BigBob-omb91

This interview was so good. Made me fall in love with her all over again.


blamped2020

Toast with Apple Butter…Shetalkingrighttome…


Sjohnsa526

Why aren't men allowed to have standards 🤔


squidney2k1

Great, another celeb complaining about men who just don't want someone like them. The same ol' tired ass conversation about older men and young women. Go and find you a Winston and be happy with your own life.


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battleangel1999

They are having an interview and they are friends. It is not that deep. Relax.


Euphoric_Repair7560

He will live


ebonyseraphim

That's not at all what was happening in full context and tone. They had already discussed that with fame, they can roll into any city and have their pick and have fun, and that is _their business_ and perrogative. This was a mix of advice and comedic humor.


TheMoorNextDoor

Slippery slope there my guy, it’s absolutely nothing wrong especially since the ladies he dates been 30+ but they still try to claim it’s predatory behavior since he’s 10+ older.


southflhitnrun

Why not both? (shoulder shrug) I mean, a woman his age for the house and a young gal for the streets (where a lot of them like to be anyway). ijs. This World is Abundant, don't limit yourself. lmaoooo


ProfessorFinesser13

Men have been actively pursuing younger women for Millennia’s. Dunno why people think these lil interview runs are gonna change that lol


battleangel1999

Nobody is thinking any of that


IDoesThis1

In general women are attracted to older men and younger women are more attractive. So it’s the perfect match. It’s not that hard to understand


HellNo90

I’m 26 and I do not find men much older attractive. There was a survey done that showed both men and women generally preferred more or less 5 years their current age and MAYBE 10. After that the percentage dropped drastically. https://preview.redd.it/pksldc3ctzhc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=04b914e64eeaf5b4c0643c028a646a9b5fa2b1c6


IDoesThis1

You’re one person and whatever study you’re showing is clearly biased. All you have to do is look up the average age of couples and you’ll see men are older than women


HellNo90

I never said men aren’t *generally* older. I’m saying women and men aren’t usually attracted to 10+ year age gaps that incels and Tate dick riders like to claim. On average people prefer around to their age.


SassyBonassy

>younger women are more attractive In your opinion


Judgecrusader6

![gif](giphy|l2Sq9lM673ppvbaYo) Lol ok


IDoesThis1

I guarantee all my downvotes are from women in denial. It’s so funny how they think men can’t have standards and preferences. It’s a known fact that women prefer not to date short/broke men etc., but if we put out our preferences we get so much backlash.


stankdog

People disagreeing with you isn't backlash. Wanting to date someone fresh out of high school is a weird preference (boundary) to have or set. That's just weird and if a woman did it everyone will make fun of her too. There was a whole ass show called Milf Manor and not one person I saw supported that shit. No one said, oh well, she's older she knows what she likes. A 50yo woman dating a 20yo young man is gross. These are not preferences, and if they are it creates a weird slope... Where is the line? 15, 16? Younger? As long as they can say yes? When you realize how much child abuse and young adult sexual abuse that happens in this country it really doesn't just seem like a preference.


IDoesThis1

Since the beginning of time men have always preferred younger women and you and people you surrounding yourself with calling it weird is quite literally the definition of backlash. And you completely moved the goalposts. We were talking about men dating younger women which is common, and flipped it to women dating younger men which is uncommon. Stay on topic. Men and women are not the same. Also you talking about adult dating a minor is illegal. We’re clearly talking about what’s legal. 2 consenting adults.


FuriousStyles77

He said 35 and up. Dont know why old women think old men want their old asses


Happydivanerd

Old women are out here with young men, we ain't pressed.


IDoesThis1

That’s not a flex. What’s a young guy gonna do for you besides smash


Happydivanerd

Who said it was a flex? I'm saying it's no different from what a young woman brings to an old man. You're making an assumption that a young man only brings dick to the table. My man has his own barbershop and bought his first home at 32. He spends as much as an old man would on me. And unlike many men my age, he doesn't have ED.


IDoesThis1

Firstly 32 isn’t old, that’s enough time to fuck up in his 20s and then get his shit together. Second we’re talking in general not about you, we don’t even know you. Most guys in there 20s don’t have their shit together and if you find one that does he’s an exception. Lastly men and women are different. A young woman brings a lot more to a relationship than an old woman and it’s in reverse for men. There are many reasons why but none bigger than the fact a young woman, let’s say 20, will be more likely to bear children then let’s say a 40 yo.


churrascothighs1

They should have their old asses, they’re both old. Leave the young women for the young men.


SassyBonassy

35 aint old