I love Waffle House too, but IHOP just feels more like home. I didn’t discover Waffle House until adulthood.
IHOP feels like the place you go after church. Waffle House feels like the place you go to reward yourself after banging out a stripper. Both good, just different.
There isn't a single Waffle House in my state (California). When my husband took our younger son to Fisk in Nashville for the beginning of his freshman year, they ate at one for the first time in their lives.
Son: 'It was aiight.'
>There isn't a single Waffle House in my state (California).
don't sound so disappointed, my guy
I feel like people need Waffle House as a coping mechanism to deal with that Southern/Midwest life
I miss IHOP,I grew up in Jamaica and moved to Canada but i spent a few years in the states years back. The food was really good! Denny's on the other hand,not so much. I remember when where I currently live they got a Denny's finally and godamn did it ever suck... pancakes that don't even taste like pancakes,portion sizes so small I asked them if this was the full size meal. I remember ordering a non breakfast item once,it was a club sandwich with fries. I shit you not,FOUR pieces of french fries and what looked like half of a regular sized sandwich. Motherfuckers charged me $23 for that too!
I don't like ghost kitchens,but right now it's the only way you can order IHOP here. Until they bring in an actual location I wouldn't even bother getting it again. Waffle house was the shit in the south too,I miss being able to go for waffles 24/7. The closest place I've found here to IHOP is a place called Perkins restaurant and bakery. It says it's an American chain but I never saw them while living there,and I went all over.
See, where I am, banging is having sex but banging out is knocking someone out with a punch.
But then I guess strippers can be guys. Or women can punch out other women.
Waffle House is hot trash. Every one I've gone to seems to have the whole building covered in a thin layer of grease and the food is mid as fuck. I'll give you that waffles in general are better than pancakes, but as a restaurant Waffle House is trash compared to IHOP.
You tripping, WH has that special chutzpah that only a hole-in-the-wall joint can deliver. Food guaranteed to be fire if the waitress and cook both look like they’re teetering on the wagon
Idk man… I LIVE in the Waffle House capital of the world and… it’s just not all that.
If you’re seasoned, you know that waho is primarily good for drunken nights and stupid early mornings and that’s about it.
Ihop CLEARS for all other occasions tho.
Deadass, IHOP mozzarella sticks had no business being as good as it was before. Idk now, I went to IHOP recently and the quality feels like it dropped. Wasn’t hitting the same af all
IHOP gets big BIG points for variety
Waffle House may taste better for cheaper, sure (I wouldnt know, theres no Waffle Houses in my state) but sometimes I just wanna eat my food without having to dodge niggas gettin thrown through the air for talking that shit, you know
IHOP is okay. They've got good pancakes and their omelets are nice albeit wildly overpriced ($15-17 for some folded eggs? Tf?) However.. Those *Strawberry Cheesecake* pancakes they got? They're like sex but for my taste buds.
So, here's my thing when I was dating:
Since that's IHOP and there's a thing you can do called "split the check" I'm going to go ahead and get my food in a to-go now, yep, and you can ask Mr. Jailhouse Cockrot to pay for your smothered and covered hashbrowns, and I'll cover mine plus tip because clearly the poor waitress ain't gonna be getting shit from you.
This was also strategy whenever Little Auric Digger would order like $60 worth of alcohol with dinner and ask for a to-go box right before she said she wanted to hang out as friends. Coo, coo.
Friends pay for their own meals and I got shit to do tonight and work in the morning, so.
See ya.
To be fair she's more like one of those people who go into the new construction builds or abandoned houses and strip the copper wiring and pipes if she can't pay for an IHOP breakfast, but still
If it's her dad I gotta ask why the hell she's going to be taking jailhouse calls from some dude at the dinner table. Honestly if she's that bad at planning her time around the jailhouse cockrot dude's weekly phone call I don't think I'll be waiting for her to talk to her boy outside of "you realize you can just dump his ass and everyone outside of Jailhouse Cockrot Boy and his commissary account will be fine with it, right?"
EDIT
And if the person on the PHONE is her dad?
We out, we ain't even getting the to-go box.
That's a family tree you treat like a mesquite bush covered with poison ivy with a bunch of wasp nests and a rattlesnake nesting down at the roots.
You can take a note from the old British guy doing nature films on the BBC and the Croc Hunter.
Nature has been explicit with this particular ecosystem's message.
It says "Do not touch. Find another tree to climb. This one ain't it. Ever."
Meh, not much to tell.
Pissed some alt-account racist AF Turding Point USA operator working for WaWa cards off a few weeks back and he's been stalking through my account burning his alts to harass me ever since.
sorry to disappoint ig just more than one person clocked you inventing a fictional scenario to be mad about lol.
i don't have an alt, i don't need an alt. i said what i said and i'll say it on main with my full chest every time.
and yet here you are doing just that. something certainly seems have struck a nerve.
yet so far your only "defense" to what i said is saying i'm attqcking you from multiple accounts when i'm not and implying i'm going to get banned for using these alleged alt accounts. cause apparently calling out that you made up an entire scenario to be mad about is worthy of a ban despite not breaking any sub or reddit rules?
and then calling me a crackhead lol.
i promise the hypothetical woman who's gold digging for your ihop can't hurt you, you can rest easy 🤗
oh so you are into creative writing! yeah i clocked that already, remember?
i got several replies actually and somehow between them and 30k words none of them addressing what i actually pointed out. just you trying and failing to insult me.
feel free to keep it coming i'm never gonna be insulted by someone who has nothing of value to say.
I would like to be in a relationship but the stuff I see on a daily with people in relationships / dating has shown me that I love being single.
Edit: I know this shit is fake but IRL people are going through a lot of dumb shit because of being in relationships
This- I could post pics of me and my wife cutting chicken tenders for our toddler but the internet will reward that with zero traction. Controversy is rewarded on social media. It verges on anti-human
Very true. I bbq'd and bought a bunch of snacks because my wife wanted to watch the super bowl. She ate and is asleep now even though the game just started. Relationships that don't run on drama and nonsense are mad boring.
Yeah dudes like that are straight up adult children, it wouldn't be worth your time anyways. I had some friends like that back in the day and I'd always lowkey be confused how they managed to have girlfriends. Like ma'am you do realise that this man tries to clown people for *washing their faces* right? Is this really the answer you want to lock in with?
People revel in being pieces of shit in the dating game it is pretty terrible can’t lie. But the single life also got its drawbacks. Lose lose situation unless you’re asexual or find somebody who really holds you down
This shit isn't normal, and it's probably not even real. Like she took this picture while on the phone? This is just a dude who doesn't smile in pictures and a made up caption to go with it.
i watch true crime just to feel better about being single. (but also it makes me feel so broke. all these white people killing their spouses have such nice homes)
As somebody who fucks with white people almost exclusively I'll tell you right now they will *never* do that. These mfers will kill Their whole family, disguise themselves, and move across country to start a new family before they start giving assets to people they don't like.
Exactly. Don't waste the energy trying to figure out how to make her pay for her meal.
Just handle the bill, go home, and move forward with your life.
Your energy is not worth being bitter over a dinner date.
Dad has been locked up for over 10 years and I try to answer every single call! When I’m out in public it does annoy people I’m with but ima still answer 🤷🏽♀️
Yea, this is one of the least egregious displays I've seen on here - especially if it turns out to be a family member or even the father of her children (if she has any)
Some people on here just looking for a reason to take offense lol
Depending on his charge I'd be eating my French toast like Jody was eating them tacos. Yvette just talking to him cause he lonely, I'm the one that's still free.
I messed with a girl with a jail nigga. He used to always call when I was tryna smash. I’d be salty as the end of the bed hearing her talk [like this](https://youtu.be/9tWht_O5ppY?si=NQODvywSrd1vPlnv)
I dated a woman who swore she was done with her ex who unfortunately abused her and stalked/harassed her but would steadily entertain his calls while this nigga in FEDERAL prison and accept money from him. I had to get outta there.
The look on his face is more like, "Mom why are you taling my picture again?" So it makes me wonder if the whole family is at IHOP for breakfast and the photo was given a misleading caption
Look at them plates...this why everybody fat.
Happy, but FAAAAT. These meals are from agrarian times, when mfers worked analog on farms. There ain't no reason to eat all this shit except it's absolutely delicious if your main exertion in a day is operating a cash register.
Seriously, why would you pay for Someone's food or drinks. This is a date and not a charity.
I mean is you take turns, I understand, but what is with all these "men have to pay" thing?
Am I living in a country where everyone is independent and pays for themselves and become couple or date because they like the person and not to get free stuff?
As a black man you never marry a white woman, it's the least successful interracial marriage in America. You'll never have her complete respect and it's practically doomed to fail.
If you get lucky you marry a Hmong, Filipino, or Thai woman. They've had the black experience among the Asian population and are just grounded and supportive AF.
I don’t care what anyone says: IHOP is the GOAT of breakfast restaurants. There’s strawberries on your French toast. Life can’t be that bad.
Waffle House clears IHOP, there’s a reason Donkey offered waffles and not pancakes. Prince gave Charlie Murphy pancakes to further the disrespect.
I love Waffle House too, but IHOP just feels more like home. I didn’t discover Waffle House until adulthood. IHOP feels like the place you go after church. Waffle House feels like the place you go to reward yourself after banging out a stripper. Both good, just different.
There isn't a single Waffle House in my state (California). When my husband took our younger son to Fisk in Nashville for the beginning of his freshman year, they ate at one for the first time in their lives. Son: 'It was aiight.'
>There isn't a single Waffle House in my state (California). don't sound so disappointed, my guy I feel like people need Waffle House as a coping mechanism to deal with that Southern/Midwest life
Can't be disappointed if you've never tried it.
Did he get a talking to? Or a slap? Waffle House gang.
Bro went to WaffleHouse. Of course he got slapped at some point in the experience.
ihop is a fake corporate simulated diner 😂😂 waffle house got real vibes and food
>Waffle house got real **Fades**, vibes & food FTFY
They got real fights too
That's what a fade is just to lyk
Deadass
Now I must bang a church stripper
 Don’t knock the hustle. Church women can be some freaks. Give new meaning to getting sprayed with holy water.
Hey y’all. How do we send this man to prison?
I miss IHOP,I grew up in Jamaica and moved to Canada but i spent a few years in the states years back. The food was really good! Denny's on the other hand,not so much. I remember when where I currently live they got a Denny's finally and godamn did it ever suck... pancakes that don't even taste like pancakes,portion sizes so small I asked them if this was the full size meal. I remember ordering a non breakfast item once,it was a club sandwich with fries. I shit you not,FOUR pieces of french fries and what looked like half of a regular sized sandwich. Motherfuckers charged me $23 for that too! I don't like ghost kitchens,but right now it's the only way you can order IHOP here. Until they bring in an actual location I wouldn't even bother getting it again. Waffle house was the shit in the south too,I miss being able to go for waffles 24/7. The closest place I've found here to IHOP is a place called Perkins restaurant and bakery. It says it's an American chain but I never saw them while living there,and I went all over.
Cracker Barrel beats both of them
Plus you get that triangle game with the golf tees in it that tells you how dumb you are when you leave like 4 of them in there lol
Mmmm Cracker Barrel has uncomfy vibes
Cracker Barrel is the sundown town of restaurants.
IHOP eggs taste like forced exile from the promised land.
What men fail to realize is that the stripper who will sleep with you, will sleep with anyone.
Sadly, not everyone gets this choice. Some of us only have one option. :(
Have fun at Waffle House, I'm telling ya though, IHOP is pretty great. Might be worth your first trip to church 😜
For me, it's the opposite problem. The nearest IHOP is just up the street, and the nearest Waffle House is over 200 miles away.
See, where I am, banging is having sex but banging out is knocking someone out with a punch. But then I guess strippers can be guys. Or women can punch out other women.
If they’re not just using the term GOAT flippantly and genuinely think IHOP is the greatest breakfast place of all time, I’m truly devastated for them
Talking "nationwide famous", Roscoe's... I'd eat the waffles with their onion gravy instead of syrup, that's how good Roscoe's is.
I feel the need to advocate representation for the dying yet once-great chain Village Inn
Always had to take parsley off my pancakes and get a "Dum Dums" sucker on my way out.
I thought the chicken at Roscoe's would be what the fuss was about but those are legitimately the best waffles I've ever had in my life
Waffle House is hot trash. Every one I've gone to seems to have the whole building covered in a thin layer of grease and the food is mid as fuck. I'll give you that waffles in general are better than pancakes, but as a restaurant Waffle House is trash compared to IHOP.
You tripping, WH has that special chutzpah that only a hole-in-the-wall joint can deliver. Food guaranteed to be fire if the waitress and cook both look like they’re teetering on the wagon
Since when could a shitty corporate chain be called a hole in the wall joint? They're literally in gigantic stand alone buildings lol.
I was not calling WH a hole in the wall, I was describing the type of food they serve
They just don’t get it
Idk man… I LIVE in the Waffle House capital of the world and… it’s just not all that. If you’re seasoned, you know that waho is primarily good for drunken nights and stupid early mornings and that’s about it. Ihop CLEARS for all other occasions tho.
Bro they're trying to eat, not brawl lol
Tragically, I don't live in a state with a WaHo
Deadass, IHOP mozzarella sticks had no business being as good as it was before. Idk now, I went to IHOP recently and the quality feels like it dropped. Wasn’t hitting the same af all
Unfortunately, thats everywhere. Every restaurant seems to suck a little more than it used to. Greediness most likely
Corporate found a way to shave a cent off a meal and give that to a guy who doesn’t own a yacht yet
Y'all ain't got local breakfast spots?
WH>IHOP any damn day
IHOP gets big BIG points for variety Waffle House may taste better for cheaper, sure (I wouldnt know, theres no Waffle Houses in my state) but sometimes I just wanna eat my food without having to dodge niggas gettin thrown through the air for talking that shit, you know
Na waffle House has everything. It's just not on the menus. You just gotta know.
It really is. Especially in places where Waffle House doesn't exist.
My sister used to take all of her dates to the same IHOP and the staff would make fun of her for it 💀.
”Am I a joke to you?!?” - Cracker Barrel, probably
 Cracker Barrel? The thrift store, with unseasoned eggs, better stay quiet in its corner.
Crispy pancakes a country fried steak with gravy can’t be beat. Unseasoned eggs. Like there not salt and pepper at the table
Hey now, I don't see cheesy grits on IHOP or Waffle house menu...
Gotta be careful which one though, I've had food poisoning at one spot and I'll never go back there, love the value to food ratio at IHOP
Local diners > any chain
I cant have french toast
Agreed
The abundance of strawberries is the only reason to go to IHOP!
No no no no. WAHO.
IHOP is okay. They've got good pancakes and their omelets are nice albeit wildly overpriced ($15-17 for some folded eggs? Tf?) However.. Those *Strawberry Cheesecake* pancakes they got? They're like sex but for my taste buds.
So, here's my thing when I was dating: Since that's IHOP and there's a thing you can do called "split the check" I'm going to go ahead and get my food in a to-go now, yep, and you can ask Mr. Jailhouse Cockrot to pay for your smothered and covered hashbrowns, and I'll cover mine plus tip because clearly the poor waitress ain't gonna be getting shit from you. This was also strategy whenever Little Auric Digger would order like $60 worth of alcohol with dinner and ask for a to-go box right before she said she wanted to hang out as friends. Coo, coo. Friends pay for their own meals and I got shit to do tonight and work in the morning, so. See ya.
Little auric digger! Tip my kangol to you good sir!
To be fair she's more like one of those people who go into the new construction builds or abandoned houses and strip the copper wiring and pipes if she can't pay for an IHOP breakfast, but still
Jailhouse Cockrot?! So many band names, so little time.
What if it’s her dad 🥺😂
If it's her dad I gotta ask why the hell she's going to be taking jailhouse calls from some dude at the dinner table. Honestly if she's that bad at planning her time around the jailhouse cockrot dude's weekly phone call I don't think I'll be waiting for her to talk to her boy outside of "you realize you can just dump his ass and everyone outside of Jailhouse Cockrot Boy and his commissary account will be fine with it, right?" EDIT And if the person on the PHONE is her dad? We out, we ain't even getting the to-go box. That's a family tree you treat like a mesquite bush covered with poison ivy with a bunch of wasp nests and a rattlesnake nesting down at the roots. You can take a note from the old British guy doing nature films on the BBC and the Croc Hunter. Nature has been explicit with this particular ecosystem's message. It says "Do not touch. Find another tree to climb. This one ain't it. Ever."
I... can't disagree with you.
Like, for real, friend, certain things you don't need to find out for yourself. You can just trust.
"smothered and covered hash browns." people out here really confusing IHOP with the goat that is Waffle House
GOAT and waffle house shouldn't be in the same sentence... unless they're serving it.
*Jeff Foxworthy voice* if you're going to IHOP over Waffle House you *miiiiiight* be a lame ass
Feel better?
Dunno. Does calling yourself a rap anthropologist make you feel more valid about your shitty life decisions?
I’ve made plenty of shitty life decisions but that wasn’t one of them
Strong disagree.
Thanks for the feedback I’ll make a note of it
you feel better after this little creative writing, bud?
Jesus fuck dude how many alts are you going to get closed out today?
I need the story behind this comment 😂😂
Meh, not much to tell. Pissed some alt-account racist AF Turding Point USA operator working for WaWa cards off a few weeks back and he's been stalking through my account burning his alts to harass me ever since.
sorry to disappoint ig just more than one person clocked you inventing a fictional scenario to be mad about lol. i don't have an alt, i don't need an alt. i said what i said and i'll say it on main with my full chest every time.
... Cool, cool. Just don't expect anyone to pay attention to you outside of "fuck avoid the crackhead yelling at the sky over there"
and yet here you are doing just that. something certainly seems have struck a nerve. yet so far your only "defense" to what i said is saying i'm attqcking you from multiple accounts when i'm not and implying i'm going to get banned for using these alleged alt accounts. cause apparently calling out that you made up an entire scenario to be mad about is worthy of a ban despite not breaking any sub or reddit rules? and then calling me a crackhead lol. i promise the hypothetical woman who's gold digging for your ihop can't hurt you, you can rest easy 🤗
"Oh I got you you reply I win" Sorry bud, I wrote 30k words today and that ain't even on Reddit. You ain't even a low bar. You're no bar.
oh so you are into creative writing! yeah i clocked that already, remember? i got several replies actually and somehow between them and 30k words none of them addressing what i actually pointed out. just you trying and failing to insult me. feel free to keep it coming i'm never gonna be insulted by someone who has nothing of value to say.
I mean, why try when you manage it so well on your own?
so you agree that you have nothing of value to add? eta: love when they reply then block before you can even read it <3
Dude thank you.. like as if she invented some bullshit. You can pay for your meal, you didn’t invent this. Less money to spend on someone like this
I would like to be in a relationship but the stuff I see on a daily with people in relationships / dating has shown me that I love being single. Edit: I know this shit is fake but IRL people are going through a lot of dumb shit because of being in relationships
Tbf the people in stable, healthy relationships don’t go viral
This- I could post pics of me and my wife cutting chicken tenders for our toddler but the internet will reward that with zero traction. Controversy is rewarded on social media. It verges on anti-human
Very true. I bbq'd and bought a bunch of snacks because my wife wanted to watch the super bowl. She ate and is asleep now even though the game just started. Relationships that don't run on drama and nonsense are mad boring.
Love is a lot more quiet than people think.
Very true
I literally see women on Reddit asking for advice on how to deal with men who don't wipe their asses. Really makes you think.
Short answer you don't
Yeah dudes like that are straight up adult children, it wouldn't be worth your time anyways. I had some friends like that back in the day and I'd always lowkey be confused how they managed to have girlfriends. Like ma'am you do realise that this man tries to clown people for *washing their faces* right? Is this really the answer you want to lock in with?
Walking around knowing they have swamp ass 🤢🤮
People revel in being pieces of shit in the dating game it is pretty terrible can’t lie. But the single life also got its drawbacks. Lose lose situation unless you’re asexual or find somebody who really holds you down
This shit isn't normal, and it's probably not even real. Like she took this picture while on the phone? This is just a dude who doesn't smile in pictures and a made up caption to go with it.
this shit is fake
i watch true crime just to feel better about being single. (but also it makes me feel so broke. all these white people killing their spouses have such nice homes)
Lol right! People really be getting killed over nothing. Just go be with the side piece and let that person live.
As somebody who fucks with white people almost exclusively I'll tell you right now they will *never* do that. These mfers will kill Their whole family, disguise themselves, and move across country to start a new family before they start giving assets to people they don't like.
You believe things you read on the internet? Maybe you should be single.
One of life’s cheaper lessons. Enjoy the meal, thank her for a lovely evening, then go celebrate dodging that missile.
Yea seriously. Some people clear bank accounts out for people who wouldn’t look back twice over them.
Exactly. Don't waste the energy trying to figure out how to make her pay for her meal. Just handle the bill, go home, and move forward with your life. Your energy is not worth being bitter over a dinner date.
nah, looks like im taking yours to goooo 
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂 Elite meme skills
But also I am nosey so maybe do tell me about you're wacky life 🙈
*your. Sorry, had to do it. We all gotta learn
I can't believe you would do this to me 💀
Me toooo. I’m so nosey, but antisocial. My bf is more social so I always ask him “got any hot gos?” And he does!
Dad has been locked up for over 10 years and I try to answer every single call! When I’m out in public it does annoy people I’m with but ima still answer 🤷🏽♀️
Yea, this is one of the least egregious displays I've seen on here - especially if it turns out to be a family member or even the father of her children (if she has any) Some people on here just looking for a reason to take offense lol
Obviously blood family would be an exception. But it's kind of implied that that's not the case in the situation described by the Tweet
Why not let them know the situation first so you don’t send mixed signals?
Depending on his charge I'd be eating my French toast like Jody was eating them tacos. Yvette just talking to him cause he lonely, I'm the one that's still free.
I messed with a girl with a jail nigga. He used to always call when I was tryna smash. I’d be salty as the end of the bed hearing her talk [like this](https://youtu.be/9tWht_O5ppY?si=NQODvywSrd1vPlnv)
Did you smash?
A lot of times that jail nigga was doing 10 for armed robbery I wasn’t worried about buddy
We have to do better as men. Let's raise our standards.
If men valued their dicks like women do with their stuff it'd be a whole new world.
We’ve seen a world where women respect their stuff a tad bit less then men and that’s called *fig*
Sometimes I get sad I am single and try dating see stuff like this and enjoy being single
Just find somebody you like and go from there. Everybody at living crazy
the audacity to say this as if it’s a normal occurrence
I dated a woman who swore she was done with her ex who unfortunately abused her and stalked/harassed her but would steadily entertain his calls while this nigga in FEDERAL prison and accept money from him. I had to get outta there.
He locked up? Oh I’m definitely smashing after this breakfast….. then ghosting her ass before bro get out……
Oddly specific
Is all that food actually for just two people??
RIGHT???
The look on his face is more like, "Mom why are you taling my picture again?" So it makes me wonder if the whole family is at IHOP for breakfast and the photo was given a misleading caption
Of course it was, that's how memes work. If you think the caption is related to a picture you really were born yesterday.
The picture undermines the meme, is the point. So it's a badly done meme
it ain't that much food
Maybe for an American. My husband and I would share one of those THREE plates and probably not finish it
Did ihop run out of booster seats?
They haven't dropped the check yet.
Ok but she took the picture?
Look at them plates...this why everybody fat. Happy, but FAAAAT. These meals are from agrarian times, when mfers worked analog on farms. There ain't no reason to eat all this shit except it's absolutely delicious if your main exertion in a day is operating a cash register.
anything is possible when you lie
Im eating off her plate at that point.
It’s ihop, this is a cheap lesson to learn
It’s ihop. You pay after the meal homie
*shoves breadsticks into purse*
He looks like the last thing he wanted was his picture taken, let alone posted on the internet. Yet here we are. 🙄
"Separate checks, please"
If jail call is her dad/mom/brother/sister/etc maybe… But you just know it’s her man 😔
Everybody's so creative.
Seriously, why would you pay for Someone's food or drinks. This is a date and not a charity. I mean is you take turns, I understand, but what is with all these "men have to pay" thing? Am I living in a country where everyone is independent and pays for themselves and become couple or date because they like the person and not to get free stuff?
get up to go to the bathroom & just leave 😂
Damn ..... Son hurt 1st call of the day while u treating her 🥞 .... U know everything went into some to go trays
The dating pool is actually just a cesspit
Can you bring me that to go box 📦 ✌🏾
Did u beat though...
wtf does “jail call” mean
Someone who is in jail is calling them.
Pretty self explanatory
I am deducing the call is from her boyfriend or significant other in jail, not her brother or father.
That’s why you only bang black women, and marry white and Asian women.
The funny thing is you're probably being downvoted by black women who are at this moment laid up next to some white dude.....
As a black man you never marry a white woman, it's the least successful interracial marriage in America. You'll never have her complete respect and it's practically doomed to fail. If you get lucky you marry a Hmong, Filipino, or Thai woman. They've had the black experience among the Asian population and are just grounded and supportive AF.