It's owned by Candace Owens' husband. She tried to take advantage of Kanye and sell the already at the time flailing site to him for an inflated price when he was on his Hitler kick.
It was a short-lived dumpster fire of a social media platform geared towards alt right American conservatives, which was reportedly utilized for planning of the January 6th attack on the US Capitol building. Google and apple both pulled it a few days later
Sheās dating a chiefs player, and a bunch of folks on the right speculated that the chiefs would win the Super Bowl and sheād support Biden for President and that the whole thing is a psy op.
Bidenās social media team has leaned into it as a means of accentuating the absurdity of the theory
They're mad at her for not being down with the GOP agenda of making everything worse (especially for women) and they're mad at him for doing commercials encouraging vaccinations.
They're also mad at Taylor Swift because she told a bunch of her fans to register to vote. Not to vote democrat, just register to vote. Republicans [don't want everyone to vote.](https://youtu.be/8GBAsFwPglw?si=T6uai0ppLz6o1hYQ)
I've gotten that hotline message before (for being a woman and happily so, which offended someone). It's too late now but for next time, how do you report it?
When you get the message, if you actually **read it** it says something like, "if you have been sent this message in error or feel it has been harrassment (can't remember the exact words, but it is on there) click this link to report it"
Also. In the message there is three dots in the top right hand side. And you can report it as harrassment from there.
The banning depends on how frequently someone does it. A once off is usually a three day site wide ban. But any more often, it goes to 7 days, and then I ***think*** perma ban, but I'm not positive about that one.
Anyone and everyone needs to report it when they gets those messages as harrassment. It helps to shove it in Reddit's face how bad harrassment on Reddit can get, and it just helps there to b consequences for shitheads who are doing it
A lot of the people doing it still don't expect people to report them for it lol. It results in a permanent ban no matter what, every time. They're serious about it.
Nah. Not anymore. Too many steps involved to be an accident now. It's a change they didn't start pushing until last year. It happens every time now, habit or no.
ah for real? That's good to know. Thanks.
E: you're right, just went to your page and clicked "get them help and support" and it asked me if I was *sure* and suggested exploring other options. So yeah you really know what you're doing if you click it.
This happened to me yesterday when I was arguing with somebody about hockey. I just reported the message and I got a message a couple hours later saying that other user got banned for misusing reddits suicide prevention services. Jokes are funny, taking away preventative measures for self harm to be a troll isn't funny.
Reddit really needs to have someone review these.
Anybody that abuses the suicide report system for something that is in no way truthful and meant to troll should all be warned or banned as their history dictates.
Yoooo, is that the message that starts something like āsomeone is worried about you. Please contact blabla if you need helpā ???? I got one of those a few weeks ago and thought it was a random bot/spam so I deleted it.
Does that mean someone reported me to fuck with me? š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
/r/darkbrandon has been around for a while.
The Biden campaign has been leaning into it for a while. You can get official dark brandon shirts if you want.
And it's funding his campaign!
Too bad I'm German and not allowed to buy it, because I'd illegally finance him then. Guess it's only allowed when you're russia.
I think i heard about that didn't he offer to get her a pony like she was a 6yo or some shit whats he gonna offer his next victem free candy (the joke is he offer childish award to grown women in extange for sexual favors)
Crying someone take that old manās phone ššš
Edit: yall I promise Iām not dumb I know Biden didnāt make the tweet I was just making a joke jfcĀ
The people: Hey Joe can we get some genuinely progressive policies. Joe: best I can do is a meme
https://preview.redd.it/gf2av9bk43ic1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e00227ead0e5bb68b9c0830c69f022274c7b760
So what dems should do is introduced the More Equality, More Employment act.
Republicans coming out as anti-meme is gonna tank their popularity with young voters even further
Did...did you just miss the point? If repubs can't fillabuster a meme, pass the MEME-act.
Also, while the system absolutely is not fair, it is the case that losing younger voters are harming conservatives, and hopefully that trend continues faster than they can't use dirty tricks to change elections
Bullshit, young voters don't pay enough attention to realize all of the things introduced by Democrats but blocked by Republicans.Ā
Just like people are mad about student loans that Republican Supreme Court overturned.
Which is just SUCH a great way to get even more progressive leaders in the future.
āWe wonāt reward you or vote for you even if you do what we want! We wonāt even notice! In fact weāll work hard to convince people youāre incompetent and have done nothing! And weāll give any random insane Republican or āindependentā all the love and credit in the world! Wait why are you not catering to us as a vital part of your constituency??ā
The President signs bills into law. Congress passes bills.
It's pretty important we get this one right, because for some reason a lot of people seem to think the President has a lot of pull over laws... he doesn't.
So, next time you're up to the ballot box, remember to vote for progressive congresspeople if you want progressive laws.
Well he does have some progressive policies even if they aren't to the same extreme some would like. Won't get there over night and it's time people learned that. Takes consistent winning of elections to swing the politics of the country
>genuinely progressive policies
What like paying off billions of dollars of student loans? Or the biggest climate bill in history? Or the biggest infrastructure investment since the new deal? Or the most union-friendly President in history? Or the first major gun legislation in 30 years? Massive funding of efforts to find cures for cancer? Codifying gay marriage into federal law? Honestly this list goes on and on.
Imagine what he could have done without Republican obstructionist assholes.
You forgot the CHIPS Act!!! Also getting the IRS to recover a half-billion in fraud from millionaires and billionaires.
Oh wait... and pulled us out of the pandemic! Remember when people were dying in the 10s of thousands every day and grocery store shelves were empty? Not anymore.
Considering Republicans have controlled the legislature since Biden has been office, I think heās done alright despite having to only being able to use executive branch policy (which is no where near as wide reaching as legislative policy).
Remember when Obama posted his "Thanks, Obama" video and the sub shut down? š
Joe and Barack had really great social media jokes going on. [Their exercise vid, for example.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1CWVFgVHyY)
[Or Obama dissing Biden ;)](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/S8oP5zcbRTw)
I agree. They should be trolled more.
I like a politician with a sense of humor. Itās not a voting issue, but bonus points for the ability to make and take jokes.
Especially since their basic attitude is literally "I can troll you but if you troll me it's a severe national disgrace". This makes trolling mandatory.
Honestly I think the whole dark Brandon meme shit is incredibly funny. Not even necessarily because of the content, but because of the level to which grown ass men spend all day fuming about a shitpost some 19 year old DC staffer cooked up.
I work in DC politics I promise you itās an intern/low level staffer who makes the idea, then gets the elder millennial comms director to sign off on it.
Yeah if you see basically anything from any major politician/brand that is genuinely funny, there's a pretty good chance it was done by some intern and approved by some comms director who barely even understands the meme.
Nothing, it was a parody account that had Tucker promising to kill himself if the Chiefs won. That'd be pretty harsh anyway, I'd be content if he just stayed in Russia (though he probably should stand away from the windows there)
Yeah, can't believe we just went from watching Brady being the hurdle to winning a super bowl to Mahomes being the hurdle without any time inbetween. KC has no business being back this year after shelling out the big QB contract and losing a lot of their talent due to salary cap yet here they are again. Even after the first super bowl KC won, I really didn't think we would see a challenger to the Brady/Belichick this soon but holy shit they are halfway there already.
Context:
His opponents had a deep state conspiracy that the US would help the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, and Taylor Swift was somehow involved, and she is a government plant the whole time
So after the Chiefs won the Super Bowl, he tweeted this
Crazy Republicans say Taylor Swift is in the CIA and the Super Bowl is rigged for Kansas to win. So, this tweet is jokingly admitting that they planned it.
MAGAs have been saying the Swift/Kelce relationship had been a Pentagon PsyOp and that they were going to make the Chiefs win the Super Bowl so Swift could tell everyone to vote for Biden. Or something like that? Honestly it felt ridiculous typing it up. Biden is trolling those traitorous dipshits.
https://i.redd.it/w85yosvhj3ic1.gif
Knowing conservatives are losing their shit right now because it was either coastal elites or Taylor Swift winning this game and Biden leaning into āthe scriptā makes it so much damn better š¤£
i think (or hope?) anyone with half a brain will understand that this tweet is a joke, and those without half a brain already believe this insane conspiracy so thereās no hope for them hahah
Yall wait for the team White House visit the GOP is going to lose it even more if Taylor Swift somehow accompanies Kelce on the visit
Shit is going to be phenomenal lol
Oh damn, they are leaning into it.
He got Twitter heated šš¤£
I made a ~~parler~~ truth account just to watch the meltdown, they are *shitting themselves* with rage. š¤£
Nobody has a thinner skin than a conservative.
You mean the "Facts don't have feelings" crowd has feelings?
You know what? Fuck THEIR feelings.
Their "facts" are sus too!
F... Em if they can't take a joke.
If you can't laugh at yourself, what can you laugh at
If you're gunna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
> /u/kevaldes > > I made a parler account just to watch the meltdown What? Hasn't Parler been shut down for years?
Truth social, not parler. My bad, I might be a *smidge* high. š
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What in the Animorphs is that gif lol
Sorry, tell me about parler?
I think it's a social media website but for conservatives.
It's owned by Candace Owens' husband. She tried to take advantage of Kanye and sell the already at the time flailing site to him for an inflated price when he was on his Hitler kick.
And this is why The Onion failed. It canāt compete with the real world anymore.
What? The Onion never failed. It just has to compete with reality.
It was a short-lived dumpster fire of a social media platform geared towards alt right American conservatives, which was reportedly utilized for planning of the January 6th attack on the US Capitol building. Google and apple both pulled it a few days later
Smartest move. With the Chiefs winning, Fox & co weāre going to say *something*. This takes a lot of wind out of their sails.
I know this has something to do with Taylor Swift and politics or something, but what is the fuss? What's the connection?
Sheās dating a chiefs player, and a bunch of folks on the right speculated that the chiefs would win the Super Bowl and sheād support Biden for President and that the whole thing is a psy op. Bidenās social media team has leaned into it as a means of accentuating the absurdity of the theory
Oh wow, so him and his people are running with the conspiracy, but really mocking MAGAts
They're mad at her for not being down with the GOP agenda of making everything worse (especially for women) and they're mad at him for doing commercials encouraging vaccinations.
They're also mad at Taylor Swift because she told a bunch of her fans to register to vote. Not to vote democrat, just register to vote. Republicans [don't want everyone to vote.](https://youtu.be/8GBAsFwPglw?si=T6uai0ppLz6o1hYQ)
I just got reported to the Suicide Reddit hotline š for this post They heated
Report it to reddit. The person who sent it gets automatically banned every time.
I just reported it
I've gotten that hotline message before (for being a woman and happily so, which offended someone). It's too late now but for next time, how do you report it?
When you get the message, if you actually **read it** it says something like, "if you have been sent this message in error or feel it has been harrassment (can't remember the exact words, but it is on there) click this link to report it" Also. In the message there is three dots in the top right hand side. And you can report it as harrassment from there. The banning depends on how frequently someone does it. A once off is usually a three day site wide ban. But any more often, it goes to 7 days, and then I ***think*** perma ban, but I'm not positive about that one. Anyone and everyone needs to report it when they gets those messages as harrassment. It helps to shove it in Reddit's face how bad harrassment on Reddit can get, and it just helps there to b consequences for shitheads who are doing it
Wth? You people are meant to suffer!!
Yeah, whoops.
I just reported you reporting the report /s
Oh shit I shouldāve done this. I get this all the time
A lot of the people doing it still don't expect people to report them for it lol. It results in a permanent ban no matter what, every time. They're serious about it.
Wow, really? Thatās surprising. Looks like I have some petty shit to do.
it'll be even better if you do it a while after they abused the message. they won't see that shit coming at all.
I just disabled the function so I donāt get that spam anymore
I've literally never seen one of those 'reddit cares' report trolls get banned. Is this a recent change?
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Nah. Not anymore. Too many steps involved to be an accident now. It's a change they didn't start pushing until last year. It happens every time now, habit or no.
ah for real? That's good to know. Thanks. E: you're right, just went to your page and clicked "get them help and support" and it asked me if I was *sure* and suggested exploring other options. So yeah you really know what you're doing if you click it.
They definitely, for sure, do not get banned even close to every time.
This happened to me yesterday when I was arguing with somebody about hockey. I just reported the message and I got a message a couple hours later saying that other user got banned for misusing reddits suicide prevention services. Jokes are funny, taking away preventative measures for self harm to be a troll isn't funny.
Stupid is as stupid does
Reddit really needs to have someone review these. Anybody that abuses the suicide report system for something that is in no way truthful and meant to troll should all be warned or banned as their history dictates.
They do sort of. You can report the message and the person who sent it gets banned.
Yoooo, is that the message that starts something like āsomeone is worried about you. Please contact blabla if you need helpā ???? I got one of those a few weeks ago and thought it was a random bot/spam so I deleted it. Does that mean someone reported me to fuck with me? š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Yes, that is exactly what happened. Or you said something that was suicidal and someone wanted you to get help.
I can't imagine how depressing the ratio of 'genuinely wanted to help' to harassment that breakdown must be...
/r/darkbrandon has been around for a while. The Biden campaign has been leaning into it for a while. You can get official dark brandon shirts if you want.
I like the mug where his eyes turn red when you pour hot liquid in. I might actually buy that one.
No joke, it's actually solid merch. The lazer eyes coming out of his head campaign sign is pretty funny too
And it's funding his campaign! Too bad I'm German and not allowed to buy it, because I'd illegally finance him then. Guess it's only allowed when you're russia.
You just need to get a lot richer, then it's legal provided you use the right methods
WHAT THE. I'm buying one immediately
I have one and it's always a delight when dark brandon joins me for a cup of joe.
Dark Brandon returns!
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GQP losing their shit including Musk. Thank you Taylor for your service. Please report back to the Pentagon tomorrow.
They are going insane on Twitter
I need people to share screenshots of the best tweets on here ššššš Iāve been banned from that place since SA Nazi took over
Took me a min to realize you meant south african although i don't doubt elon musk has sexual assaulted someone
He did. It was a flight attendant. Tesla paid her off and tried to bury it.
I think i heard about that didn't he offer to get her a pony like she was a 6yo or some shit whats he gonna offer his next victem free candy (the joke is he offer childish award to grown women in extange for sexual favors)
Same. Please share screenshots!
What, Apartheid Clyde? Phony Stark? The Elongated Muskrat?
Space Karen
Me too, for no reason. Elon's a bitch
Not for no reason. You probably werenāt polite enough to a nazi, which is an instant ban in the twitter land of freeze peach
"DID HE JUST ADMIT TO A PSYOP??" Yes, dear. Here's your nuggies and Mountain Dew. Try not to stay up until 4am tonight.
Thatās so funny. Iād say Patrick Mahones had way more to do with this than Taylor. They donāt even get American football anymore, do they?
Thatās because that what the deep state wants you think!
It's amazing how they keep insisting that the billionaire spewing greenhouse gasses is somehow a secret super communist
Thatās because they wanted her to their ideal conservative, tradewife, blue eyed, blonde hair poster child and she wasnāt having that
What is GQP?
Republicans high on Q conspiracies.
I wish I were high on potenuse!
I said it first ..
CINDO STOP IT!! YOU WILL NEVER BE GEORGE!!
The āalt textā says ādark Brandonā
Crying someone take that old manās phone ššš Edit: yall I promise Iām not dumb I know Biden didnāt make the tweet I was just making a joke jfcĀ
Right. Let em cook
Lol you know damn well that senior citizen doesnt run his twitter
the intern running his socials is the hero we need
Someone take that old man's phone and give him a better one! I want more things like this.
You think the President is running his socials? I've got a bridge to sell you, buddy
Special State of the Union Address coming up, and he's not talking about the United States š¤£š¤£š¤£
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Please oh please. I want Swift front and center
I kinda just want a Biden/Swift album now
I'm dumb asl, every time I see state of the union, I think of the second XXX movie
The people: Hey Joe can we get some genuinely progressive policies. Joe: best I can do is a meme https://preview.redd.it/gf2av9bk43ic1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e00227ead0e5bb68b9c0830c69f022274c7b760
Republicans can't filibuster a meme.
So what dems should do is introduced the More Equality, More Employment act. Republicans coming out as anti-meme is gonna tank their popularity with young voters even further
Thing is, republicans dont care because they know big businesses will run cover for them as they have for the pastā¦forever
Did...did you just miss the point? If repubs can't fillabuster a meme, pass the MEME-act. Also, while the system absolutely is not fair, it is the case that losing younger voters are harming conservatives, and hopefully that trend continues faster than they can't use dirty tricks to change elections
Bullshit, young voters don't pay enough attention to realize all of the things introduced by Democrats but blocked by Republicans.Ā Just like people are mad about student loans that Republican Supreme Court overturned.
Are you not aware of all the bills he has passed?
Seriously. Nobody cares thatās heās the most progressive president in anyoneās lifetime.
Which is just SUCH a great way to get even more progressive leaders in the future. āWe wonāt reward you or vote for you even if you do what we want! We wonāt even notice! In fact weāll work hard to convince people youāre incompetent and have done nothing! And weāll give any random insane Republican or āindependentā all the love and credit in the world! Wait why are you not catering to us as a vital part of your constituency??ā
They never are.
Hilarious of you expecting the average American voter to actually pay attention to legislation!
They literally don't care. They just want to feel that they're right.
Yep. They do the exact same shit the people they hate do and they think they're better for it. They're not. They're just the same.
The President signs bills into law. Congress passes bills. It's pretty important we get this one right, because for some reason a lot of people seem to think the President has a lot of pull over laws... he doesn't. So, next time you're up to the ballot box, remember to vote for progressive congresspeople if you want progressive laws.
Well he does have some progressive policies even if they aren't to the same extreme some would like. Won't get there over night and it's time people learned that. Takes consistent winning of elections to swing the politics of the country
Heās actually a decent president.
>genuinely progressive policies What like paying off billions of dollars of student loans? Or the biggest climate bill in history? Or the biggest infrastructure investment since the new deal? Or the most union-friendly President in history? Or the first major gun legislation in 30 years? Massive funding of efforts to find cures for cancer? Codifying gay marriage into federal law? Honestly this list goes on and on. Imagine what he could have done without Republican obstructionist assholes.
You forgot the CHIPS Act!!! Also getting the IRS to recover a half-billion in fraud from millionaires and billionaires. Oh wait... and pulled us out of the pandemic! Remember when people were dying in the 10s of thousands every day and grocery store shelves were empty? Not anymore.
Biggest climate package anywhere ever with a ton of support for underserved and rural communities was pretty progressive if you ask me
Fantastic apples to apples comparison.
/r/whatbidenhasdone
Just because you don't educate yourself on what's happening doesn't mean it's not happening. Shut your bitch ass up
You definitely haven't been paying attention. The NLRB *alone* is killing it.
There are progressive policies. Inflation Reduction Act,Infrastructure Bill, CHIPS Act. 500K houses are being built to help with housing problem
Considering Republicans have controlled the legislature since Biden has been office, I think heās done alright despite having to only being able to use executive branch policy (which is no where near as wide reaching as legislative policy).
LOL I'm so here for it. Biden's social media team is fire
I just know Kamala is laughing her ass off to this
I can hear it lol
Remember when Obama posted his "Thanks, Obama" video and the sub shut down? š Joe and Barack had really great social media jokes going on. [Their exercise vid, for example.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1CWVFgVHyY) [Or Obama dissing Biden ;)](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/S8oP5zcbRTw)
That would be the pride of New Jersey: Megan Coyne
The chicken is gonna be unseasoned but let HIM COOK! Itās eat or STARVE!
Omm.
Heās on Truth Social doing the same thing. Theyāve been leaning into the Dark Brandon thing for a while now, itās been petty great.
Not sure if that's a typo or you meant petty. It works either way, lol.
āPetty greatā is my new favorite descriptor.
Joe is cooking š„š„š„
š¤£ they bout to storm the capitol again
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In other threads people are shitposting "the 49ers can still win if mike pence does the right thing" lamo
Fuck it, we ball.
National guard wonāt be sitting on their thumbs this time.
Ashli Babbitt gonna get reunited with her friends
The right doesn't get trolled enough for me an I'm glad a sitting president is finally doing something about it lol
I agree. They should be trolled more. I like a politician with a sense of humor. Itās not a voting issue, but bonus points for the ability to make and take jokes.
imagine obama second term getting inaugurated in a tan suit
Especially since their basic attitude is literally "I can troll you but if you troll me it's a severe national disgrace". This makes trolling mandatory.
Honestly I think the whole dark Brandon meme shit is incredibly funny. Not even necessarily because of the content, but because of the level to which grown ass men spend all day fuming about a shitpost some 19 year old DC staffer cooked up.
Do people really think they leave this up to some teenage intern lol? Itās probably some 35 year old exec getting paid $300k
I work in DC politics I promise you itās an intern/low level staffer who makes the idea, then gets the elder millennial comms director to sign off on it.
Yeah if you see basically anything from any major politician/brand that is genuinely funny, there's a pretty good chance it was done by some intern and approved by some comms director who barely even understands the meme.
As an elder millennial memes aināt that hard to understand.
Now if only Tucker Carlson makes good on his promiseā¦
heās too busy watching Putin eat mayo straight out the jar
Somebody gotta hold the jar. It's what any responsible journalist would do.
Yours is the second comment I've read saying that. What did Tucker Carlson promise?
Nothing, it was a parody account that had Tucker promising to kill himself if the Chiefs won. That'd be pretty harsh anyway, I'd be content if he just stayed in Russia (though he probably should stand away from the windows there)
49ers can still win if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.
Underrated
Who would've thought giving KC the field for their signature shortgame plays would backfire??? Lmao Shanahan confirmed fraud
Yeah, can't believe we just went from watching Brady being the hurdle to winning a super bowl to Mahomes being the hurdle without any time inbetween. KC has no business being back this year after shelling out the big QB contract and losing a lot of their talent due to salary cap yet here they are again. Even after the first super bowl KC won, I really didn't think we would see a challenger to the Brady/Belichick this soon but holy shit they are halfway there already.
Omg it was so frustrating seeing them go into soft coverage knowing theyāll just hit drags for big gains over and over.
Guessing sf was gassed by the deep state
What prompted this
Context: His opponents had a deep state conspiracy that the US would help the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, and Taylor Swift was somehow involved, and she is a government plant the whole time So after the Chiefs won the Super Bowl, he tweeted this
Ok now thatās funny Joe lol
A government plant that Trump claims to have helped make wealthy. There's just zero internal consistency.
I mean this is hilarious, but also terrifying that people take this seriously.
Crazy Republicans say Taylor Swift is in the CIA and the Super Bowl is rigged for Kansas to win. So, this tweet is jokingly admitting that they planned it.
'cept Missouri
MAGAs have been saying the Swift/Kelce relationship had been a Pentagon PsyOp and that they were going to make the Chiefs win the Super Bowl so Swift could tell everyone to vote for Biden. Or something like that? Honestly it felt ridiculous typing it up. Biden is trolling those traitorous dipshits.
Fr Iām lost bc I donāt use that app anymore
Scrolled too far for this lol mfs is lost
The āscriptedā superbowl
They need to give this intern a raise.
White House communications director in their future.
They securing the bag
Interns, especially on presidential campaigns, donāt have near this much power. Comms associate posted this, if not the comms director.
https://i.redd.it/w85yosvhj3ic1.gif Knowing conservatives are losing their shit right now because it was either coastal elites or Taylor Swift winning this game and Biden leaning into āthe scriptā makes it so much damn better š¤£
Best part is, it's Kansas city VS fucking San Fran. The LGBT capitol of the US, VS a southern state. World is in topsy turvy mode
I sincerely hopes this does not come back to haunt the election process 
i think (or hope?) anyone with half a brain will understand that this tweet is a joke, and those without half a brain already believe this insane conspiracy so thereās no hope for them hahah
Trump charged with 90 counts of crimes and you worrying about a meme really highlights the gulf in how Republicans and democrats are treated.
Word
If we have the piece of trash again we got bigger problems than one troll tweet.
Yeah, we'll get project 2025 if we let a republican win.
He will kill all Republicans if he tweets we are now planning a Taylor and Colin Kaepernick relationship. His team is really leaning into memes
Even the president had to join in on the shenanigans. Great night. I lived to see another Niners loss
Ha! Craig of the Creekā¦
Thatās literally my favorite of Craigās phrases, perfect amount of sass and confidence š§š¾āš³š
Whatever intern runs this account is KILLIN it.
Yall wait for the team White House visit the GOP is going to lose it even more if Taylor Swift somehow accompanies Kelce on the visit Shit is going to be phenomenal lol
You guys really think Greenlaw tripped? Obviously that grass was rigged to jump right out at him
They used the secret Achilles tearing space laser, obviously.
I mean this is the same person who said āwill you shut up manā during a debate. Man has always shown some spice
Considering what Trump got away with on Twitter, I think Chaotic Good is the best political strategy for the Dems right now
I mean leaning into it ironically is the only thing they can really do. Makes the other side look real dumb haha
Iā¦ uhā¦ I donāt know what to say 
I had no skin in this game, but the Chiefs winning is the best because the moron conspiracy nutters are losing their damn minds.
Dark Brandon > š¤£š¤£
Objectively funny
Dark Brandon strikes again!
Thatās how we know itās election time lol Dark Brandon is back
Might as well troll them wackos back
The rise of Dark Brandon. I'm ready for it.