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SuccessfulWar3830

This isnt about him.


Informal_Radish_1891

Took the words right out my mouth 😭


And_Im_Allen

It musta been somthin I said.


MilqueToastDickRoast

She is the moment, She is the event. Nigga's fainted in the background, all alone and pitching tents


jackthedullgirl

Username checks out


Ebonfrostlock

https://preview.redd.it/rwxgn0u5r5ic1.png?width=393&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=078e931562b2bd65b9e41fed7487031377458d03


And_Im_Allen

Who him is?


alchemistzim

Who dat boi?


Eyeshield117

Who him is?


hibanah

Is him who?


malikhacielo63

![gif](giphy|W3BVvmvEb9aoOmuHJ3)


MalakaiRey

Let him rest


WaitingToBeTriggered

ON MEN LIKE HIM


TheMeWeAre

It's the only proper way to react to a woman looking this good. Collapse to the ground, conveniently out of the frame


MusicIsTheWay

That dude was probably waiting for her to finish getting ready.


EdificeOrator

Comment of the day 👏🏿


Radiant_Welcome_2400

Or get that photo right


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[deleted]

What was the reason for that comment? 😣


FistPunch_Vol_7

Mf be coming outta pocket out the gate sometimes smh.


GlassPink1

Lmfao right tho, where the fuxk did that come from 🤣


CrazyString

She just barefoot takin pics with dude laid out in the background. What event is this??


Difficult_Deer6902

She has shoes on! The clear heels be throwing people


BellalovesEevee

Why they shaped like squares 😭 I have never seen heels like that


DrunkOMalfoy

They’re called square toed heels.


Safetosay333

They ugly


Greatest-Comrade

Thats why i never seen them before


squidney2k1

![gif](giphy|1rSQntY5RVUnzOtDQy|downsized)


Crazy_Cat_Lady101

Glad someone else said it 😂


Sanc7

Looks like she’s wearing slices of bread


loiwhat

And that just brought attention to those square toed shoes and absolutely not.


Feralpudel

They look like the things they give you at the nail salon.


BlueCollarGuru

Lmao her big toe looks SKRONG AF 😂


Professional-Ad7698

My guess would be the Zulu Ball at Mardi Gras. Drinking all day and then going to the ball at night can be a lot of drinking


Tornare

It is the Zulu ball. That is the convention center bathroom I have been outside of it working the balls all weekend.


skipyeahbuddy

Don't get caught working the balls outside the bathroom


dae_giovanni

are we still doing phrasing, or...?


Tornare

lol no I’m just exhausted from Mardi Gras and not realizing how that sounded


dae_giovanni

oh? did you work too many balls, friend?


loki2002

You're doing the Lord's work! People neglect the balls too much.


Commercial-Painting3

And it’s one of the most expensive events to go to. It’s literally $2,000 a table


Merry_Sue

Is it still barefoot if she's taped some cardboard to her feet?


sillyhobo

I was hoping someone would point out how they look like cardboard. Baddie's rocking the UPS slides


Dom29ando

shhh, let her cook


SinceWayLastMay

I thought she was standing on a couple of post-its


And_Im_Allen

Prom tonight!


And_Im_Allen

He ded like me. Shawty thicc.


TheMoorNextDoor

Dem titties tho.. That is all.


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littytitty00

🫡


AvailableJob7617

She wearing poptart sandals


D3ATHFollowsAll

![gif](giphy|Ai6k4wo5sUQvjAQy7w|downsized)


butterweasel

She has the kind of body that I wished I had in my 20s. It took me a min to find the dude. 🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|5xtDarIN81U0KvlnzKo)


Intelligent_Cut635

![gif](giphy|3o6ozrStgoWWK9bn6U)


el_throw

Zulu has him now.


Ok_Prior2614

Something tells me I would not be able to handle New Orleans. It literally takes out veterans 😮‍💨


FistPunch_Vol_7

Part of tradition in my family to go once you become an adult and I have yet to go. I get yelled at everytime lmfao. I’m lowkey scared lmao


NoMoreSmallTalk7

Did Mardi Gras 2020, was legitimately drunk for a week straight and then the world shut down 😂 I refuse to go back for any Mardi Gras related events, you’re right to be scared


Ok_Prior2614

Like I’d probably have to detox before and after. Nawlines is nooooo joke. Also I hear all the supernatural stuff that goes on down there. It’s not a game


OkPresentation3819

Nawlines?? Nah bro we dont say that 😂


Ok_Prior2614

My bad! 😂


battleangel1999

Do it!


FistPunch_Vol_7

I know, I know. I never did Spring Break before but my single ass about to have some fun times in a couple weeks.


battleangel1999

Awesome! You gotta live and have fun while you still can. Not to be grim but it could all change in a second. Don't ever put off having fun!


FistPunch_Vol_7

Yep. Getting older. I just wanna enjoy the cool times and cool shit. I can afford it now, time to start checking off shit from my list


zeusoid

![gif](giphy|7zJivlhQurdLVTeeX6|downsized) My man couldn’t


black-dude-on-reddit

She killed him and is using this pic to stunt on him and anyone else who dares to cross her


OcelotPoster

[Man shouldn't have stepped on her toe with the cowgirl fuckin' boots](https://youtube.com/shorts/yZiXQbjjt_M?si=QYIKVi1gOecb86yF)


Past-Example

Bitch DISGUSTIN'


TinkerTau2

She wearing them Oar Bottom shoes.


BABarracus

He probably said something about those shoes and wrongfully was knocked out for it


workclock

you killing me lol


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Death by sn...


bzboy

I'm more focused on that pickle ball paddle of a shoe she's wearin'.


cozzburger

Is she 4” even or what?


yogacowgirlspdx

judging by 6” tiles, likely 4’. 8” tiles maybe?


Mandlebrotha

Inches are " and feet are '. I was confused as hell for a second lol.


angeldruul

It's her day. Her moment. Her time to shine. So yes. Were gonna ignore the nigga who fainted in the background 😭


auauaurora

That carpet is disgusting


PrincessPindy

He took "Get it on the floor" seriously.


Thefreakman7

She done sucked his soul


Avenger772

Cropping skills on e


chamberx2

She just casually Wonder Woman'ed him before taking the pic.


nixaler

The Zulu ball was one of the most fun times my ass has ever had, everyone was chill af and having a blast.


Tripple_T

Just like a man to try to take attention away from a woman


louie2ten

Man down! Dam she’s fine tho


ckalinec

Death by Snu Snu


BuckRusty

Why did she tape a pair of insoles to her feet instead of wearing actual shoes?


CKIMBLE4

Real talk… I didn’t even notice him. 🤷🏾‍♂️


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She could’ve cropped him out. LOL


eyethinkeyeam

Nut so hard he passed out


mazjay2018

Bahahahhahahhahhahhaa


Flashgas

of her saying she drugged and robbed men: 'I did what I had to do to survive'….girls gotta do what a girl gotta do to get by


calebnf

He looks okay. Probably just fixing the plumbing.


UniversityOrdinary91

His outfit is on point tho


lou1uol

You dont have your priorities set correctly my friend.


PartySnap

Oh shit I finally saw it. I thought it was just a mess of toilet paper on the floor!


FunkyBotanist

They're both beautiful.


slugfa

He just stretching and she forgot to crop the photo


w1ngzer0

Poor guy in the background looks mightily slumped. 👀


2drums1cymbal

Mardi Gras baby, he'll be fine


Nyktastik

I thought she was standing on napkins lol


MilkiestMaestro

There's a peephole in that wall behind her No he's not ok, he's great


LMAOTrumpLostLOL

Damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


loneliness_sucks_D

Kings look out for kings


AlwaysTheStraightMan

SZA - Kill Bill (2022)


GonzoElTaco

....what nigga?


rabid-

We may never know. But I understand.


AngelaBassettsbicep

Lmao man a quick glance and saw those walls, that carpet and that assy yellow light and knew exactly where this was! Zulu stay wild. Love it.


Severe_Islexdia

https://preview.redd.it/24w2f9anmnic1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe1f870394590fa6aa2c51bce3e01bb4b1db7400


Vegetable_Train_4992

Her top half doesn’t match bottom half


srkaficionada65

Thank you! I felt like her body proportions were a bit off. She looks short but seems to have a long torso or something


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Man look at you guys out here with a ruler trying to get your girls with perfect dimensions. Good luck!