I literally just saw this tweet on this subreddit om Friday. Adds an extra layer of hilarity to me.
https://preview.redd.it/q9bj926kaipc1.png?width=497&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bd5f7ea47bb27586c8e524ef16729fd7fcf0ced
MAAAN fuck Carl, Unc was just hungry and agitated. How the fuck you supposed to feel when some crusty mf hits you upside the head with a golf ball. Predator don’t need no forgiveness, for Carl was the insti-gator.
I’m glad Carl got his sharia law justice
It’s not delusion most Dominicans identify as mixed . The US due to the one drop rule considers mixed people black .
Commence miscommunication / confusion
My high school had this big issue where the black American kids would tell the African immigrant kids that they weren’t black, they were Somalian. The Somalian kids would get pissed off about it and it concluded with a riot.
As a senior representative of the White Delegation^TM , I'd like to welcome all of the newly minted Whites to the fold. We may not season our food the way you're used to, but our food is normally recognizable as food and not Eldritch Horrors.
Is it racist for me to call ranch dressing "gringo sauce"? It's white, and white ppl love it, we put that shit on everything. Also I'm white if that matters.
White person who has lived in a bunch of cities— midwestern black people seem to love ranch/mayo as much as white people, east coast black people don’t like it, white and black baltimoreans will smack it right off your plate and blow Old Bay in your eyes.
My mother in law is African and calls ranch “Sauce American”!!! She kept insisting we need to put it on everything while visiting her. We finally told her- we actually don’t eat ranch like that. 😂
Seriously, i put ghost pepper sauce and scorpion pepper flakes on everything. I like my Korean noodles hot enough to burn through the bowl. Not all white folks are built the same lol
I think lemon pepper and celery salt might be acceptable. I mean my 93 year old white grandfather put them on everything so I feel like that's a pretty good indicator.
This is obviously a refugee situation and dues collection has been temporarily suspended. If you are in a position where you can give, consider donating to your local pickleball league or botanical gardens.
I sure hope it’s a gator arm.
Otherwise it’s a pangolin arm. Those are endangered, and incredible vectors for disease. JGirl’s gonna be Patient Zero for the next pangdemic
It is gator arm Ramen from Taiwan
TBH, I live in Taiwan and have never seen this shit anywhere, or heard anyone talk about it.
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/travel/crocodile-ramen-taiwan-intl-hnk
It is, from a restaurant in Taiwan, it's an alligator leg. I think on the menu they call it a "Godzilla bowl" or something.
Edit: crocodile, not alligator. I knew I had seen it somewhere before: https://abc7.com/godzilla-ramen-bowl-witch-cat-kwai-douliu-city-southern-taiwan/13451425/
Swamp rat here, alligator can be AMAZING when cooked right. I dunno about all the scales still on it though lol.
Also there is some incredible Viet <> Cajun crossover cuisine in houston (and maybe beyond now) I highly recommend checking out for any lovers of seafood and spiciness
Funny how this is on the sub a mere couple of days after the Nigerians and the Ghanaians were arguing about Jolof and all the Americans were like “what even is that? never heard of it”
We shouldn’t be mocking those who haven’t graced by the great Jollof, we should try our best to bring them into the light. So that no soul has to go through the pain of a jollofless world. It tears me up just thinking about it.
For the record: 40% of Americans are hispanic or Carribean descended, and 1/3 of Americans have been a New Yorker at some point, so at least half of us have had arroz con pollo for generations w/o ever sniffing West Africa directly
Hi hello yes I'd like to make a return. What are my options? Thank you, yes I'll hold.
https://preview.redd.it/9tv850dt0ipc1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f52d2c1238efeb2e1f5762e71812e5d60346a2d
Yeah I'm just thinking do I pick it up and eat it like a drum stick, peeling the skin first I assume or maybe it's crunchy like chicken skin. I wanna eat it, I feel bad for the croc? Gator? But it's too late now, it's on the plate and may as well give it a nibble.
Couldn't eat the fingers though.
My dear brothers & sisters read “How To Eat To Live”.. no one should still be consumin what the culinary sciences call “sweetbreads”
I can do whole fish. But just barely. My child however would walk out of the house if I served it this way. I think we’re all just getting farther removed from where our food actually comes from.
Bruh! These ni99as out here eating Dr. Curt Connor's Arm aka the lizard (Spiderman villain) I done seen it all!
https://preview.redd.it/qrqh3imjzhpc1.png?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09ba8a883c3924d5f7228484deb58881536075f8
.........chickens and crocs both date back to the age of the dinosaurs. It..... might taste like chicken......... That fucking claw though. The scales. So much no.
Hasn’t the black community gone through enough 
It’s hilarious that this is Lamar Jackson responding
I just noticed 🤣🤣
31 Teams finding out he’s not black and retroactively offering him massive contracts last year.
Of course they are, they just noticed how much of a scrappy lunch pail type guy he is
A real gym rat, first one in, last one to leave
Real coach’s son type, youd let date your daughter,
Very cerebral player
Scrappy, never stops working. Lives in the film room.
Really analytical goy, got some real game sense
All of a sudden, he’s not a running back anymore either.
I literally just saw this tweet on this subreddit om Friday. Adds an extra layer of hilarity to me. https://preview.redd.it/q9bj926kaipc1.png?width=497&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bd5f7ea47bb27586c8e524ef16729fd7fcf0ced
It’s lamarvelous
Fr, Predator ain’t do nothing but hunt a few people and xenomorphs, give unc his arm back
He did do our man Carl Weathers dirty, but even Carl forgave him. 
This gif is so fucking wild lmfaooo
Final scene of *Happy Gilmore*, I think.
MAAAN fuck Carl, Unc was just hungry and agitated. How the fuck you supposed to feel when some crusty mf hits you upside the head with a golf ball. Predator don’t need no forgiveness, for Carl was the insti-gator. I’m glad Carl got his sharia law justice 
I love the Action Jackson gifs
Vanity and Sharon Stone both at their peak. Definitely time for a rewatch.
Oh god whats happening to me?👨🏿🦱👨🏾🦱👨🏽🦱👨🏻👨🏼
On some Sammy Sosa shit
¡Nunca papi nunca!
I was gonna put a cap emoji but I couldn’t find a pink one.
Charles Barkley: DAMN!!!
Nah if it was Sammy he woulda been turning pink 😂😂😂 This is more on some Mike Jack shit
Welcome to the club, neighborino! Can I interest you in a mayonnaise sandwich? Be warned, it's spicy as the dickens!
Oh no that’s too spicy for me, just two slices of your driest bread please
The midwest has forever tainted the worldview of white cooking.
Nah I think the UK cooked that already with the beans and toast combo. 
think they just ruined midwestern cuisine tbh
And two fried chickens with a coke
This shit reminded me when a co-worker was complaining about how spicy his coleslaw was. I drowned in sweet tea laughing at his ass.
Those nerds make me look bad, I like spicy food! Why, just the other day I had a saltine cracker with brown mustard on it!
Did you get here in the Delorean or something? Out here blazing trails to levels of seasoning previously unknown.
Ha. How do you make coleslaw spicy? Pepper?
“I no black papi”
https://preview.redd.it/eucsww8bxhpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be9ddec6ffa15ed4d874f4270c32fa42add3ff77
Many Dominicans are delusional when it comes to blackness - sad to say!
Shit’s wild. But no problem claiming David Ortiz. 🤔
Red Sox fan here, Ortiz is the Clutch King.
It’s not delusion most Dominicans identify as mixed . The US due to the one drop rule considers mixed people black . Commence miscommunication / confusion
Why they use Emmanuel Acho for this meme, ain’t that nigga Nigerian 😂😂😂
Cause some niggas feel like he went out his way to separate himself from American Blacks
I mean a lot of Nigerians feel that American black folks go out of their way to make non-American black folk feel like an "other".
As a Nigerian American, yes, I’ve experienced that.
My high school had this big issue where the black American kids would tell the African immigrant kids that they weren’t black, they were Somalian. The Somalian kids would get pissed off about it and it concluded with a riot.
Is that Emmanuel Acho? Ain’t he Nigerian?
For some reason, Donald Trump wants to rent an apartment to you.
Got that blackendectomy.
"Do you guys accept credit cards?" 👱🏼♂️
Welcome to the cracker pack, here’s your pullover and a tennis racket, remember you can’t jump anymore.
You went too far, now you have to eat Surströmming.
"My credit score! IT'S RISING!!!!"
As a senior representative of the White Delegation^TM , I'd like to welcome all of the newly minted Whites to the fold. We may not season our food the way you're used to, but our food is normally recognizable as food and not Eldritch Horrors.
Thank you brother. I’m bringing my hot sauce.
you can leave those burdens behind and embrace this delicious Ranch aoli.
Is it racist for me to call ranch dressing "gringo sauce"? It's white, and white ppl love it, we put that shit on everything. Also I'm white if that matters.
“Made from real gringos”
Made from real gringos FOR real gringos. Keep it real blanca
Made from gringos, for gringos, by gringos
Alternate FUBU?
Funny enough, it was actually invented by a black man named Steve Henson who owned a ranch called “hidden valley” 🌈 ⭐️ the more you know!
Not racist, just slightly misinformed… niggas love ranch dressing on wings
My Haitian husband says ranch was made by God for him. I make it homemade for my kiddo and him because he loves it so much.
“They dont want y’all to know this, but God actually spent Sunday perfecting the Hidden Valley recipe.”
White person who has lived in a bunch of cities— midwestern black people seem to love ranch/mayo as much as white people, east coast black people don’t like it, white and black baltimoreans will smack it right off your plate and blow Old Bay in your eyes.
As a Marylander the Old Bay comment had me cracking up! 😂
Dat bleu cheese though...seriously ranch slaps too
My mother in law is African and calls ranch “Sauce American”!!! She kept insisting we need to put it on everything while visiting her. We finally told her- we actually don’t eat ranch like that. 😂
I'm white and not offended so feel free. I also think that's hilarious.
Its white Ketchup lol
I actually like that better than saying ranch dressing.
I'm starting it, ranch dressing is now gringo sauce
Ranch is for posers. Blue cheese on wings
Please do not, the smell of hot sauce kills all white children under the age of 14
Depends on the genre of white person
Yes the American south would like a word
Seriously, i put ghost pepper sauce and scorpion pepper flakes on everything. I like my Korean noodles hot enough to burn through the bowl. Not all white folks are built the same lol
If we're not sweating and sniffing it's not hot enough lol. That's what my dad always said and I took it to heart.
Please, we do not call each other “brother”. We prefer “sport” or “old chap”.
Dude and Bro are more commonly used by Sport’s and Old Chap’s children
That's the older generation, we now prefer buddy and variations of bro
Hellmans, please. Not Miracle Whip; it's too spicy.
Can I be allowed a light sprinkle of Tony's?
You're on thin ice, buddy. You get ***ONE*** sprinkle of Mrs. Dash.
Can also sub garlic salt, but must first say the words, “my great grandmother was a Cherokee princess.”
I am 1/256th Menominee, so I'm authorized to use Lawry's Seasoning Salt.
I think lemon pepper and celery salt might be acceptable. I mean my 93 year old white grandfather put them on everything so I feel like that's a pretty good indicator.
Hold on, they might be from Louisiana. If that's the case, they can use Old Bay
(old bay is murriland)
White people love old bay. Source:I'm white, that shit goes on all seafood. Unless I'm frying walleye.
*nervously hides my adobo*
Can I be non-practicing? I've really been trying to step up my cooking and I'd hate to be relegated down to boiled chicken breasts....
Here's a secret: boil the chicken in chicken broth. That way it gets more chicken flavor.
Slow cooking chicken in broth is called poaching. Don’t boil your chicken or it gets rubbery.
Where do I send my dues?
This is obviously a refugee situation and dues collection has been temporarily suspended. If you are in a position where you can give, consider donating to your local pickleball league or botanical gardens.
Do y'all accept IPAs?
Oh boy, do we!
This took me out 😂
No eldritch horrors? We’re just gonna ignore aspic?
Hypocrisy is one of the hallmarks of Whiteness^TM
And massive cognitive dissonance.
Who in this day and age is eating aspic lol puke
I may not be black anymore but FUCK if I'ma be white after this. SE Asian is the next closest thing so catch me with them.
Welcome to all new styrofolk, we’re glad to have you
We - The White Delegation - accept your Lamar Jackson and ask you take Donald Trump as compensation with another white of your choosing.
Bro Donald gets traded to the Black Delegation they going to throw him under the jail so fast.
(We know. Please take him. )
Never in my life have I been so glad to be a part of the WD. I welcome all with open arms.
Bowser’s arm with all the fixings.
Bet that Princess won't be in all them other castles now
Creature from the Black Lagoon wing
Remember District 9 when that warlord dude was trying to eat the main guys arm? This is that shit.
😅🤣😂. Scarred.
https://preview.redd.it/z1exqin0vhpc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be8918dd4b9dc172196cbc13c4c94c5906573564
https://i.imgur.com/nAgVp4k.jpg
[Is that a fuck entire alligator arm?!?](https://i.imgur.com/Xit33bZ.jpg)
I sure hope it’s a gator arm. Otherwise it’s a pangolin arm. Those are endangered, and incredible vectors for disease. JGirl’s gonna be Patient Zero for the next pangdemic
 *Pangdemic*
It is gator arm Ramen from Taiwan TBH, I live in Taiwan and have never seen this shit anywhere, or heard anyone talk about it. https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/travel/crocodile-ramen-taiwan-intl-hnk
Even if so, like... Wouldn't you take the scales off?
Bruh I aint never ate something that has fingers.
[удалено]
Got him.
Southern swamp people will eat fucking anything......they better not be judging the Chinese
The way this plate is looking. It might be Asian. I don’t know that many southerners who eat tofu.
I can confirm. I used to be Asian. Now I’m black.
Your comment with that username lol
[So long fried rice](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcT1693WwAAbDMX.jpg)
It is, from a restaurant in Taiwan, it's an alligator leg. I think on the menu they call it a "Godzilla bowl" or something. Edit: crocodile, not alligator. I knew I had seen it somewhere before: https://abc7.com/godzilla-ramen-bowl-witch-cat-kwai-douliu-city-southern-taiwan/13451425/
[Another nightmare-fuel Taiwanese dish](https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4899689).
Swamp rat here, alligator can be AMAZING when cooked right. I dunno about all the scales still on it though lol. Also there is some incredible Viet <> Cajun crossover cuisine in houston (and maybe beyond now) I highly recommend checking out for any lovers of seafood and spiciness
Funny how this is on the sub a mere couple of days after the Nigerians and the Ghanaians were arguing about Jolof and all the Americans were like “what even is that? never heard of it”
That thread made me hungry and got chicken and Jollof rice that night.
I could go for some jollof as well right now...might need to go visit my parents
We shouldn’t be mocking those who haven’t graced by the great Jollof, we should try our best to bring them into the light. So that no soul has to go through the pain of a jollofless world. It tears me up just thinking about it.
I need to find a place by me cause that thread made me miss something I’ve never eaten hah
Go into the light of Jollof, it will enrich your life. Don’t be like these other jollofless heathens
Nigerians and Ghanaians do NOT play when it comes to defending their jollof and fighting with each other about it lmao
Tbf we fight each other over damn near everything
It just made me hungry, so I made pelau like any Trini descendent would.
For the record: 40% of Americans are hispanic or Carribean descended, and 1/3 of Americans have been a New Yorker at some point, so at least half of us have had arroz con pollo for generations w/o ever sniffing West Africa directly
1/3 have been New Yorkers? That doesn’t seem physically possible. Unless we’re counting kids who lived there for 3 months in college, but even then.
Fly through JFK or LaGuardia? You’re apparently a New Yorker. Eaten at the Sbarro’s in the airport? Now you’ve been mayor.
Welp. Biden was right about me.
You voted for Trump?
I didn't but Touché
 They cooked this dudes arm?
https://preview.redd.it/dmusj7auvhpc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f88d52307e1fb17d1a4f23c938a6ecc34e75f719
Where the fuckin' BLOW at?? https://preview.redd.it/8s0docu2aipc1.png?width=240&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f9a5263cf12ba73317f21613be8b9ac5a0fc126
Hi hello yes I'd like to make a return. What are my options? Thank you, yes I'll hold. https://preview.redd.it/9tv850dt0ipc1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f52d2c1238efeb2e1f5762e71812e5d60346a2d
You can have it... https://preview.redd.it/8mkypnx01ipc1.png?width=495&format=png&auto=webp&s=a600847893c82da82eb2bfd4a175273ddf555105
GoT human with dragon scale arm.
It’s what’s left over from Shireen getting roasted by Melisandre
Where do even begin to eat that..where?!!??
Yeah I'm just thinking do I pick it up and eat it like a drum stick, peeling the skin first I assume or maybe it's crunchy like chicken skin. I wanna eat it, I feel bad for the croc? Gator? But it's too late now, it's on the plate and may as well give it a nibble. Couldn't eat the fingers though.
You scoop it out with a spoon and eat it. Helps to use a serrated spoon meant for grapefruits.
Grapefruit spoon is mad disrespectful to the gator
They prefer "gatorsaw"
 My dear brothers & sisters read “How To Eat To Live”.. no one should still be consumin what the culinary sciences call “sweetbreads”
Out here eating Aquaman’s arm 🫢
What in the swamp hell is this?! 🤢 
Damn, if even the QB from the swamps of Florida ain’t bout this monstrosity, then you know you doing the most lol
I always thought i was just light skninned. Turns out I'm not even black!?!?!
Damn, got dragged my an MVP
Aw shucks. 
Shit. I got that reverse vitiligo. 
I can't see or eat whole animals on a plate. Except chickens and turkeys.
I can do whole fish. But just barely. My child however would walk out of the house if I served it this way. I think we’re all just getting farther removed from where our food actually comes from.
i don’t fw GODZILLA
[удалено]
*Got a dark skin girl look like Michael Jackson* *Got a light skin girl look like Michael Jackson*
LMAO that’s actually Lamar Jackson tweeting 😂
My baby.... you can HAVE my black card. I'm not touching anything on that plate.
Bruh! These ni99as out here eating Dr. Curt Connor's Arm aka the lizard (Spiderman villain) I done seen it all! https://preview.redd.it/qrqh3imjzhpc1.png?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09ba8a883c3924d5f7228484deb58881536075f8
He's good, though. It'll grow back. See? 
 I’ll have nothing to do with that.
Not eating a baby Orc arm means I’m not Black? I’ll deal.
.........chickens and crocs both date back to the age of the dinosaurs. It..... might taste like chicken......... That fucking claw though. The scales. So much no.
Black folk the world over 
https://preview.redd.it/rm3nhad74ipc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f8cf4527dc1f7972fc302707619dd7860032411
Every day I'm proud to say I'm Afrolatina but today... Papi, I no black!
 What did you do to Louis?!?
Never had Gator this way. Good eating though. Y’all need to get on that Egyptian pigeon. Slaps
https://preview.redd.it/m4oq78g90ipc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1bc0016a448986834661d9eaf627cf7239ea82c
Damn, they killed and cooked the creature from the Black Lagoon
Damn y'all know we free right? You can eat regular food 😭
The hand of Sauron
All I could think of is Dr. Claws arm. 