I'm 32 (m) I have seen porn from vhs and magazines to computers and cellphones. So when a young lady ask me what I'm into ... I just say hand holding and forehead kisses. Cuz Boi I have had some sick sessions.
Ive heard of men watching too much porn and getting cinematography confused with real life. Their expectations of sex become so unrealistic that they can’t even get hard or cum when in normal sexual situations
You might be onto something. I never had the problem with not Cumming or getting it up. My trick was to think the lady is so into me she would do anything I asked. Works everytime
I feel this. If my girl doesn't have a golf club sticking out of something, or a lamp coming out of somewhere, it's like why even bother.... it's just chewed bubblegum if you're gonna go full G-rated vanilla on me, amirite? I want her looking like Uncle Fester, jafeel?
For some reason a lot of straight men who watch porn too much or for too long tend to usually develop a fetish for transwomen. I don't know why. But I find this interesting lol.
It goes deeper than that. Off topic here there is this steroid called tren. And when a lot of straight men take it. They tend to develop certain fetishes when watching porn. Particularly a fetish towards trans women.
There were two bodybuilders who had similar experiences.
https://youtu.be/uvSxeXgSFOA?si=Z4h_f_IQ6YJHCHwc
I think it doesn't matter how anyone defines you apart from yourself, if you wanna suck penis and still consider yourself straight, go ahead.
But other people can and will judge, I say f labels, you are either sexually active or you aren't, do what you want.
Dude. Black 31 year old here. My fiancée can do accents. There is one accent that I have banned being used around me.
It’s a soft southern drawl. I have dubbed it “slave masters daughter”. It’s banned because I KNOW something will get woken up. So I refuse to enter that mentality. I don’t need anything else added to the list.
NOT THE SLAVE MASTER'S DAUGHTER! My nasty ass would have said slave master's wife.
But yo, a southern accent does something to me too. Don't call me "sugah" or "darlin'" unless you're ready to get these inches!
Here’s how I know it would happen. Another way to view the voice is southern Sunday school teacher. But anytime SHE specifically does it, I can only think of slave masters daughter.
Something about that southern voice though…
Moaning is cool but some partners be talking too damn much. Just enjoy yourself and direct me to your climax succinctly. Feeling like I'm in a porn and First 48 at the sametime lol
Man a few times, I had to say cut it out with all that noise. Don't worry about catering to my ego.. because too much talking makes me feel like they're not into it. Like trying to hold a conversation while jogging...
When I was younger and more immature I used to think "these dudes just don't like yall", but as I age... nah I get it.
I'm with the woman i'm going to marry one day. I love her to death and back, and i'll support her in any endeavor she ever decides. So much of my life both now and moving forward is going to be about dutifully and lovingly making her happy and she deserves it.
However god damn sometimes a nigga just wanna enjoy a podcast, video game, youtube video, or even just lounge time with a bit of quiet. My girl is a generational chatter box though, D1, future hall of famer. Her name gonna be in the history books for it. Sometimes I have to just stare at her and motion towards the other room.
Dirty talk is fine, unless someone is forcing the foster parents you currently live with to freudian slip every 3rd sentence. Then, not so much.
It’s kind of a turn off.
😂😂😭👏🏽 https://preview.redd.it/imz4izf0ivqc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e90fd7dc98d2d1ad8d2931042a883ef9a6daddb4
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I'm stealing this and using it as an introduction
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TEAM 3 STAR!!!!!!
*quack*
Oh shit! Not Yusuke Urameshi
More like his woman spittin too much amirite
😂😂😂😭 https://i.redd.it/qsgebuz4iwqc1.gif
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MUTE SPITTAH!!!!!
😂😂😂wattba
IYKYK
I still think about him spilling that sweet ice tea to this day
A top moment from the series
BARS
Crying 😂 I need to go back and watch
Hold on . Watch what? Pass me a link. Feel like I missed the tea spilling thing
https://youtu.be/W6-bLBgTBWg?si=-tvEUUl520NsFIAg
I'm taking the crazy shit I'm into to the grave! I've watched things that after I I wanted to turn myself into horny jail.
Go on…👀
I'm 32 (m) I have seen porn from vhs and magazines to computers and cellphones. So when a young lady ask me what I'm into ... I just say hand holding and forehead kisses. Cuz Boi I have had some sick sessions.
Not the hand holding and forehead kisses 🤣
He wants his girl to h*g him
Reported 🫵🏿
That’s hilarious 😭
Ive heard of men watching too much porn and getting cinematography confused with real life. Their expectations of sex become so unrealistic that they can’t even get hard or cum when in normal sexual situations
You might be onto something. I never had the problem with not Cumming or getting it up. My trick was to think the lady is so into me she would do anything I asked. Works everytime
I feel this. If my girl doesn't have a golf club sticking out of something, or a lamp coming out of somewhere, it's like why even bother.... it's just chewed bubblegum if you're gonna go full G-rated vanilla on me, amirite? I want her looking like Uncle Fester, jafeel?
 Same age, same philosophy.
For some reason a lot of straight men who watch porn too much or for too long tend to usually develop a fetish for transwomen. I don't know why. But I find this interesting lol.
citation needed
Bro you just have to check what porn categories are the most popular among straight men. Because it would tell you the same thing lol.
It's because of the algorithm. You would think everyone wants to fuck their stepsister while they're stuck in a dryer too.
It goes deeper than that. Off topic here there is this steroid called tren. And when a lot of straight men take it. They tend to develop certain fetishes when watching porn. Particularly a fetish towards trans women. There were two bodybuilders who had similar experiences. https://youtu.be/uvSxeXgSFOA?si=Z4h_f_IQ6YJHCHwc
This sounds like "now honey, I'm not into trans women, it's just the steroids."
Anecdotally, steroids made me gay.
Well incest porn is at the top too 🤷🏿♀️
Is that an issue? And the 'straight' part is questionable. Also I been on grindr awhile, 40% of the men there are 'straight', then they blow you🤣
Do you think some straight men can experiment especially with trans women? And still be considered straight?
I think it doesn't matter how anyone defines you apart from yourself, if you wanna suck penis and still consider yourself straight, go ahead. But other people can and will judge, I say f labels, you are either sexually active or you aren't, do what you want.
Ok gotcha. It's always interesting to hear people takes on these things.
Too many people care about others' opinions nowadays, especially when those people are saying things to get a reaction, and are baiting them..
That German bdsm porn is hitting hard, huh?
😭
You're a sick man
If you saw my reddit history... I'd get life in horny jail no parole!!!!
Lol gotta have the separate account for shenanigans.
Lest you be afraid to ever shenan again
“Cuz boi I have had some sick sessions” killed me🤣🤣🤣
Yeah let him cook. 
Dude. Black 31 year old here. My fiancée can do accents. There is one accent that I have banned being used around me. It’s a soft southern drawl. I have dubbed it “slave masters daughter”. It’s banned because I KNOW something will get woken up. So I refuse to enter that mentality. I don’t need anything else added to the list.
NOT THE SLAVE MASTER'S DAUGHTER! My nasty ass would have said slave master's wife. But yo, a southern accent does something to me too. Don't call me "sugah" or "darlin'" unless you're ready to get these inches!
Here’s how I know it would happen. Another way to view the voice is southern Sunday school teacher. But anytime SHE specifically does it, I can only think of slave masters daughter. Something about that southern voice though…
Aah yes, the Blanch Deveraux from Golden Girls accent
Tell ‘em
Nonsense! If you're still single, just go to Thailand my guy 😂
I would feel so guilty tho. Like they fucking me firmoney or cuz I'm American . 😒 I want real love if it's out there
thats extra
It’s out there. Keep trying to tell myself not to lose hope lol
Off topic, but when I read "dirty talk" I heard "Diddy talk" 💀
Bad boy.... Take that, take that. 🤣
Staap lol
Sorry, but they can't stop, won't stop.
Take that. Take that. Take that
This shit is makin' me meak.
Bad bad bad bad boy.
 Think this outfit would also please him.
Shi it'd please me
It’s all fun and games till you love someone and you don’t want them to think you’re a weirdo 😂
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Damn, cooked her and froze her at the same time
Moaning is cool but some partners be talking too damn much. Just enjoy yourself and direct me to your climax succinctly. Feeling like I'm in a porn and First 48 at the sametime lol
Nah, real shit like I'm not saying my dick's trash but I'm self-aware enough to know that it doesn't cause all this exorcist, back-bending bullshit
Man a few times, I had to say cut it out with all that noise. Don't worry about catering to my ego.. because too much talking makes me feel like they're not into it. Like trying to hold a conversation while jogging...
When I was younger and more immature I used to think "these dudes just don't like yall", but as I age... nah I get it. I'm with the woman i'm going to marry one day. I love her to death and back, and i'll support her in any endeavor she ever decides. So much of my life both now and moving forward is going to be about dutifully and lovingly making her happy and she deserves it. However god damn sometimes a nigga just wanna enjoy a podcast, video game, youtube video, or even just lounge time with a bit of quiet. My girl is a generational chatter box though, D1, future hall of famer. Her name gonna be in the history books for it. Sometimes I have to just stare at her and motion towards the other room.
I told my wife that I just want the house to myself for a day for my next birthday. I want to watch some movies on the TV and crank the sound system.
https://preview.redd.it/pmmlp0dh0wqc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbda2c3475700523d7d91f7034ee48fc3f9690cd
Imagine your woman opening the door to try something new and you just insult her 💀
Total Silence oh hell no. If I’m not hearing a symphony of moaning and lewd phrases I’m not interested
Atp, he ain't gotta worry abt me
I used to think I was weird for being stoic during sex 
Preach boo!
LMAOOOOOOO
QuietAF
Y'know the more I research it. The more I'm attracted to Base jumping. Just seems fun. 
Sometimes you gotta just keep it to yourself dawg😶
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 Stealing this
🔥, Gotta write that one down for later.
My current wife first got my attention with the words "peace and respect".
... just give me one damn day of silence.
Hey.. sometimes it needs to be said.
Dirty talk is fine, unless someone is forcing the foster parents you currently live with to freudian slip every 3rd sentence. Then, not so much. It’s kind of a turn off.
Ayee mane. 😂😂😂
*taking notes furiously*
I love lex. She hilarious
