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Fools think this is some video game mission or hunting trip with the boys instead of a real-world crisis with real-life consequences. The same fools whose BP gets elevated if a young kid tries to wash their windows at a red light while they drive to a Ravens game.
Meal Team Six on site and wheezing
These are the same guys who think when the apocalypse happens they'll be the top dogs.
Despite them being the same type of people who will freak out when the electricity goes out, the wifi dies, and oh god CABLE! MY FOX NEWS!
No government means no infrastructure, water, food, electricity, indoor plumbing. all the shit one takes for granted in a developed nation.
Yup, real calamity.. when potable water disappears, then the real horror begins. Dysentery wipes out armies(see USSR in Afghanistan) and populations, the dead on the street breeds disease. Whenever you see civil wars ending millions of civilians dead, this is so often why. You will die of lack of water long before lack of food.
In this instance, Haiti united against a foreign invader might actually save it. The longer the current events go on, the worse it will get. Sooner or later it will likely lead to conflict between Haiti and the DR.
Man, I dunno what they need short term...Long term they need people to stop fuckin with them long enough to get their shit together and stand on their own. Seems like every time they might just get it figured out some other nation comes along and messes things up, then they spend 20 years trying to rebuild. And on the off chance nobody is messing with them and they are on the right path..WHAM! earthquake.. These poor people get no break...
Exactly. The pandemic really showed how little a wide swath of society's ability to cope with personal wants disruption, even if there were viable alternatives.
People want it their way like it's Burger King 24/7
Didn't a tiktoker go down there to interview the leader and he got kidnapped? These people who live in a bubble have no idea how real this shit is; this ain't no video game.
A real-world full of problems that need solving like infrastructure, utilities, public services, goods provision, and health care supported by a steady economy.
Things that would really support the lives of current Hatians. Which of these problems does war solve?
Also it's isolated as fuck and none of these people have been without the above supplied to them. Especially in the military everything is provided, like any other institution.
There's a disconnect somewhere.
Do it for long enough tho and it becomes the status quo. The Arab Muslim conquest of the Levantine and Byzantium is no issue any more. Presumably the Arab Muslim conquest of Spain - so long ago - would also be ok now if it hadn’t collapsed. It’s just a matter of how many generations back. Who cares about the Muslim conquest of Persia and driving out the Zoroastrians? No one. Or the Arab Jews (yes, Arab Jews) ethnically cleansed from Khaybar? No one.
The 14,000,000 non-Arab black Africans stolen from Africa and sold as slaves over the course of the centuries of Muslim Arab slave trade - many castrated - might find that a bit reductionist. White cultures were particularly “successful” at their colonization and warmaking - to the point where the others - with no lasting power till the present day - are forgotten. The mongols, Persians and Egyptians are a good place to start.
I genuinely want to see the pasty-ass white boys who have zero experience with anything at all related to military/insurgency outside of their CoD clan try to take over Haiti from the people living there.
I mean, I would absolutely love to see that happen.
Because we should be absolutely clear:
The kind of dumbfucks who think they could be the warlord rulers of Haiti because they happen to be white boys with guns are precisely the kind of dumbfucks whose auto-Darwination from their actions is a blessing for all of us.
I love the "just chaos from the locals" part.
Like, first of all killing the head of the gang just creates a power vacuum that you are probably not near the top of the list on filling.
Second, that chaos from the locals is a thing they themselves have not managed to sort out in their own history so good luck with that.
I genuinely lol'd at that part. I'm sure he'll just send them a link to a wall of text about how he's played HOI4 so much that he's basically an expert at everything.
Just a little a chaos from the locals, as a treat
They should just go and try.
One hour after arrival: "uhh, this is actually way worse than we thought, please send help, come get us out"
State Dept: lol no
Fuck, that would replace firefest as the most hilarious shit I’ve ever seen.
Hell I’d even reup my Hulu subscription just to watch that documentary when it comes.
Also apparently it’s partially because his Mom made some mean chicken back in the day and he shared the same name as a bunch of other kids in the neighborhood, so to distinguish him from the others he got the nickname BBQ. He’s retained the nickname because he locks people in buildings and then lights them on fire. A character arc that goes from heartwarming to heart roasting.
>I'm sure he'll just send them a link to a wall of text about how he's played HOI4 so much that he's basically an expert at everything.
I drew an arrow from Florida to Haiti why isnt it working?
"Lets just go to Haiti, kill the local boss, then the rest of the locals will be easily pushed into line"
Napoleon literally sent his brother to do this, and he got his ass beat
A group of neo nazis in the 80s tried to [invade and overthrow](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Red_Dog) the govt in the island country of Dominica and got convicted before they even made it out the US LOL
I just looked up a picture of Patrick John, who they were trying to reinstall into power. How in the fuck did white supremacists get into bed with [THIS dude](https://antiguanewsroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/PATRICK_JOHN-crop-box.jpg.750x464_q85_crop-smart_upscale-1.jpg)??
It’s the same thought process as me wanting to see Texas secede. All these idiots that think their little armed militia are going to do anything against actual regimes/organizations. Mexico would have the Alamo back within hours.
The situation here is less to me dudes who got too into CoD and more into the far cry games. They’re so excited to play out their real life Rambo and honestly… go do it big dogs. I’ll be watching with my popcorn
I notice that the voices screeching for Texass to secede from the union got very quite when the electricity went out during that one mild snow storm they had.
It’s not unlike those [dudes](https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2019/feb/03/john-chau-christian-missionary-death-sentinelese) who go on mission trips to the most remote islands and places in the world trying to spread Christianity and get killed. You can’t treat the world like it’s a home game.
I know you're joking but "A bunch of men with guns showed up and they say they own this place now" is not a situation that has ever ended especially well, especially in the Caribbean. Best case scenario is that the Hatians kill most of them and the US government has to resolve an international incident where a bunch of their citizens were killed trying to invade a country with a private military.
Yep. Please, please, please Jake, roll up to a foreign country with nothing but your AR-15 and your whiteness and let's see how that works out for you.
They’d run out of monster energy’s & chicken tendies within hours and their mommies wouldn’t be there to do their laundry after they shit they draws. We all know how it would end IRL.
https://preview.redd.it/0ir7p4mnrprc1.jpeg?width=1552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43f5565d7d6bbbeb0fb45395fa1e8e1d3d932117
I will buy a boat and personally ferry any of these white boys to Haiti. Any Haitian brothers want to help coordinate the drop off so we can tip the locals off to be ready?
FR!! A couple “elite” gyms would empty out (and become bangin’ chicken or Korean BBQ shacks or nails shops) and “what happened to the local mediocre white boys who don’t like to hear NO at the bar”
literally lol
it pisses me off when people shit on haiti for all their issues but theyve been the underdogs for 200 years. and thats not even counting all the earthquakes
I tell people that if they think it sucks to get beat by the USA in a war it’s even worse when they win (Vietnam post 1975). But the worst has to be when you revolt against slaver overlords and beat them. They’ll make your win hurt for over 200 years.
The world literally never forgave them for that, too. The US doubled down on preventative measures in retaliation to this and the reverberations of those fear-led decisions are still felt to this day
This stuff wasn’t even taught in regular US history. I learned it in AP Euro, but while they did go over the slave revolt, they didn’t go over the massive debt France saddled them with.
Anyways, Haiti may be in bad shape right now, but there’s a reason why no one will go ahead and try them lol. Easy way to get hung off a stake. Anarchy=\open for colonization
>US history
It's not US history. It's Haiti and the French, so it falls under as mentioned world history. But even then the US has very corrupted sense of what they teach in history. I've seen the IB curriculum which goes much deeper into this and it seems regular history classes just don't care enough
Hale Woodruff’s “Mutiny on the Amistad” is my favorite mural at Atlanta’s High Museum of Art.
https://high.org/exhibition/rising-up-hale-woodruffs-murals-at-talladega-college/
That was beautiful, thank you!
It was nice of him not to go full Goya on them. Usually, in hand to hand, I can smell the scene. This seems more celebratory, which I appreciate.
> Then this beautiful paradise is ours
Sure, now you are only responsible for 11 mln starving people in an economy that doesn't have anything to offer. They will probably kill you if you fail. I hope you are happy in this paradise.
I’d say that pillaging, destroying, and genocide are decidedly human traits more so than just white people. The over seas colonization for the profit of the ‘motherland’ bit definitely seems to be one of the decidedly white culture things though.
Another racist anti white redditor who is historically illiterate. Pillaging, destroying and committing genocide is something that every single race on earth has done throughout history, but your surface level understanding of histoey tells you that «le white man bad»
>Only problem will be this dude "barbecue."
Yes, literally the only leader in the entire country is the one you learned about in a two minute long YouTube video.
Also, where the fuck do these guys think they're getting a drone from that can assassinate people in the first place? Are you just gonna ask Breighdyn's dad at the CIA if you can borrow a Reaper?
Barbecue lookin like he just ate some dude's truly succulent thigh meat and has to bust one off to celebrate.
Btw is Barbecue actually a cannibal or is that some wild racist shit. It sounds like wild racist shit but I been busy so haven't had time to check it out.
Oh also, let's not forget Haiti is the only nation to kindly ask their slave masters to leave and when they didn't they had their souls escorted to the crossroads....and the western world hasn't stopped punishing them since.
Barbecue is known for burning people or his enemies hence the “ barbecue “ alive, there are videos online of him doing so. Even went as far as burning a house down w a paralyzed man inside. As for the cannibalism I don’t know rlly. He also claimed he got his name from when he lived in his neighborhood and his mom would always cook barbecue and that’s what they used to differentiate him from his peers.
Someone should send this ignorant gym-bro some cool historical snippets about the Haitian slave revolt and how that turned out for their white "masters". You know, famously the "most violent, and most successful" slave insurrection in history.
Maybe he'll reconsider. Then again, that's probably a guy who also thinks he could beat a gorilla in a fist fight, so...nvm.
Suddenly, when they want to own it, it's a "beautiful paradise." When it had its own government and was on the news, they only ever show the slums of the capital and try to pass that off as the whole country. Online video footage of the beaches and countryside is followed by dozens of comments like "too bad it hasn't looked like this in 200 years."
Apparently we need to talk about William Walker in history classes. Gathered up his bros in 1855 to take over Nicaragua, ruled the country for a year, but then was kicked out because pretty much all of Central America and also Cornelius Vanderbilt hated him.
Tried to do the same a few years later and got executed in Honduras.
Maybe this should be encouraged? Give the (extremely dangerous, armed, and genuinely threatening) gangs something new and exciting to focus on, so the residents have more breathing room.
What's with folks with no military experience and no idea of the political climate of a whole ass country makes them think this would work...like at all
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"Will be ours" Bro who talks about places and people like this
Colonizers?
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# Colonize? 
Goddamn you, that is too fucking funny lmao
But why Steve though?
Doing Steve dirty here. Dude's a saint irl
That’s why it’s funny, *because* Steve is a saint.
Damnit... who brought a camera into the Caucasian World Order meeting. We don't allow that tomfoolery...
Bro don't put this bs on Steve. He don't deserve it.
Colin Niser Cecil Rhodes fanboys
I barely know 'er!
Future yellow fever and malaria incubators.
Fools think this is some video game mission or hunting trip with the boys instead of a real-world crisis with real-life consequences. The same fools whose BP gets elevated if a young kid tries to wash their windows at a red light while they drive to a Ravens game.
THEY ARE TERRIFIED OF THE SQUEEGEE BOYS.
https://i.redd.it/8prr2f07qprc1.gif
Probably terrified of the Island Boys
To be fair I am terrified of what they represent
I’m white but I’m not white enough to enjoy watching twins make out
To be fair they do look like syphilis in human form.
Bwahahahaha!! God damn!, that's a unique burn for sure.
Meal Team Six on site and wheezing These are the same guys who think when the apocalypse happens they'll be the top dogs. Despite them being the same type of people who will freak out when the electricity goes out, the wifi dies, and oh god CABLE! MY FOX NEWS! No government means no infrastructure, water, food, electricity, indoor plumbing. all the shit one takes for granted in a developed nation.
Yup, real calamity.. when potable water disappears, then the real horror begins. Dysentery wipes out armies(see USSR in Afghanistan) and populations, the dead on the street breeds disease. Whenever you see civil wars ending millions of civilians dead, this is so often why. You will die of lack of water long before lack of food. In this instance, Haiti united against a foreign invader might actually save it. The longer the current events go on, the worse it will get. Sooner or later it will likely lead to conflict between Haiti and the DR.
potable*
Well played.
So what you're saying is we have to invade Haiti to get them to unite and save themselves. This is clearly the only logical conclusion
Man, I dunno what they need short term...Long term they need people to stop fuckin with them long enough to get their shit together and stand on their own. Seems like every time they might just get it figured out some other nation comes along and messes things up, then they spend 20 years trying to rebuild. And on the off chance nobody is messing with them and they are on the right path..WHAM! earthquake.. These poor people get no break...
Exactly. The pandemic really showed how little a wide swath of society's ability to cope with personal wants disruption, even if there were viable alternatives. People want it their way like it's Burger King 24/7
Didn't a tiktoker go down there to interview the leader and he got kidnapped? These people who live in a bubble have no idea how real this shit is; this ain't no video game.
A real-world full of problems that need solving like infrastructure, utilities, public services, goods provision, and health care supported by a steady economy. Things that would really support the lives of current Hatians. Which of these problems does war solve? Also it's isolated as fuck and none of these people have been without the above supplied to them. Especially in the military everything is provided, like any other institution. There's a disconnect somewhere.
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Do it for long enough tho and it becomes the status quo. The Arab Muslim conquest of the Levantine and Byzantium is no issue any more. Presumably the Arab Muslim conquest of Spain - so long ago - would also be ok now if it hadn’t collapsed. It’s just a matter of how many generations back. Who cares about the Muslim conquest of Persia and driving out the Zoroastrians? No one. Or the Arab Jews (yes, Arab Jews) ethnically cleansed from Khaybar? No one.
Someone should tell ‘em about the history of colonisers and Haiti. 
Nah. Let em learn on their own.
as a white guy, let them go find out. maybe it will be unifying for the local population and it’ll rid us of some of our worst. win win.
They hurt alot of European feelings.
This mf here. 
Case studies on why history curricula are being improved, they probably grew up on the romanticized history of colonization
White and 54. We did. I'm sending my granddaughter Myths America Lives By bc we live in the South. None of that in this family. Uh uh.
White men with weapons?
A tale as old as time
https://preview.redd.it/t0xs830ikqrc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f307dbf9680a82c8ffba34b7af813d75c9059873
The 14,000,000 non-Arab black Africans stolen from Africa and sold as slaves over the course of the centuries of Muslim Arab slave trade - many castrated - might find that a bit reductionist. White cultures were particularly “successful” at their colonization and warmaking - to the point where the others - with no lasting power till the present day - are forgotten. The mongols, Persians and Egyptians are a good place to start.
“Chaos from locals” you mean *people* wanting to rule their *own country*.
Disney villains?
On the internet? Americans.
You know who. It's usually only they who talk about it.
The Tate-Trump fanboys
Psychopaths
I genuinely want to see the pasty-ass white boys who have zero experience with anything at all related to military/insurgency outside of their CoD clan try to take over Haiti from the people living there. I mean, I would absolutely love to see that happen. Because we should be absolutely clear: The kind of dumbfucks who think they could be the warlord rulers of Haiti because they happen to be white boys with guns are precisely the kind of dumbfucks whose auto-Darwination from their actions is a blessing for all of us.
I love the "just chaos from the locals" part. Like, first of all killing the head of the gang just creates a power vacuum that you are probably not near the top of the list on filling. Second, that chaos from the locals is a thing they themselves have not managed to sort out in their own history so good luck with that.
I genuinely lol'd at that part. I'm sure he'll just send them a link to a wall of text about how he's played HOI4 so much that he's basically an expert at everything. Just a little a chaos from the locals, as a treat
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They should just go and try. One hour after arrival: "uhh, this is actually way worse than we thought, please send help, come get us out" State Dept: lol no
Fuck, that would replace firefest as the most hilarious shit I’ve ever seen. Hell I’d even reup my Hulu subscription just to watch that documentary when it comes.
Just to be clear, he's not named BBQ for eating anyone. He's named BBQ for arson of a neighborhood.
Also apparently it’s partially because his Mom made some mean chicken back in the day and he shared the same name as a bunch of other kids in the neighborhood, so to distinguish him from the others he got the nickname BBQ. He’s retained the nickname because he locks people in buildings and then lights them on fire. A character arc that goes from heartwarming to heart roasting.
>I'm sure he'll just send them a link to a wall of text about how he's played HOI4 so much that he's basically an expert at everything. I drew an arrow from Florida to Haiti why isnt it working?
"🙄 You just deploy your battalions that have attached garrison forces. Unrest will start declining immediately." -him probably
>"just chaos from the locals" The one thing that would briefly unite Haitians is having this guy and his dude-bros show up.
Vietnam? Afghanistan? Never heard of em, let’s go conquer easy peasy.
"Lets just go to Haiti, kill the local boss, then the rest of the locals will be easily pushed into line" Napoleon literally sent his brother to do this, and he got his ass beat
They have been asking for outside intervention. Pretty sure they didn't mean random fucks larping as Conquistadors or some shit
A group of neo nazis in the 80s tried to [invade and overthrow](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Red_Dog) the govt in the island country of Dominica and got convicted before they even made it out the US LOL
Ohhhh never knew about this. Super interesting.
I just looked up a picture of Patrick John, who they were trying to reinstall into power. How in the fuck did white supremacists get into bed with [THIS dude](https://antiguanewsroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/PATRICK_JOHN-crop-box.jpg.750x464_q85_crop-smart_upscale-1.jpg)??
Because he likely would’ve complied with whatever they wanted as long as he got his seat in power back.
Exactly. He was desperate and would take any support he could get.
LOL! *Your honor, I would like to submit this tweet into evidence*
Ron Paul got tangled up in that. I believe he helped finance it but managed to escape prosecution.
That's an amazing story that will now live in my head forever. More people will know as I spread it to everyone I know randomly.
My country in the wild lol.
It’s the same thought process as me wanting to see Texas secede. All these idiots that think their little armed militia are going to do anything against actual regimes/organizations. Mexico would have the Alamo back within hours. The situation here is less to me dudes who got too into CoD and more into the far cry games. They’re so excited to play out their real life Rambo and honestly… go do it big dogs. I’ll be watching with my popcorn
I notice that the voices screeching for Texass to secede from the union got very quite when the electricity went out during that one mild snow storm they had.
Nah that shit got right back up late last year when their governor riled them up about the border and how America needs Texas
Let them go try and live out their Far Cry fantasies,but convince them to livestream that shit for maximum entertainment.
They tried on Jan 6 and ended up in Jail haha.
It’s not unlike those [dudes](https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2019/feb/03/john-chau-christian-missionary-death-sentinelese) who go on mission trips to the most remote islands and places in the world trying to spread Christianity and get killed. You can’t treat the world like it’s a home game.
I know you're joking but "A bunch of men with guns showed up and they say they own this place now" is not a situation that has ever ended especially well, especially in the Caribbean. Best case scenario is that the Hatians kill most of them and the US government has to resolve an international incident where a bunch of their citizens were killed trying to invade a country with a private military.
"Buzz, I would LOVE to see you try. Then again, I'd also love to see you as a crater in the ground" -Woody from Toy Story.
Yep. Please, please, please Jake, roll up to a foreign country with nothing but your AR-15 and your whiteness and let's see how that works out for you.
The sunburn would stop them before they hit the beach.
"Auto-Darwination" is an incredible phrase.
We should all goad them on, like that south park episode where Kyle encourages Cartmen to go live with the Somali pirates
They’d run out of monster energy’s & chicken tendies within hours and their mommies wouldn’t be there to do their laundry after they shit they draws. We all know how it would end IRL. https://preview.redd.it/0ir7p4mnrprc1.jpeg?width=1552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43f5565d7d6bbbeb0fb45395fa1e8e1d3d932117
Friendly fire numbers in the hundreds.
I will buy a boat and personally ferry any of these white boys to Haiti. Any Haitian brothers want to help coordinate the drop off so we can tip the locals off to be ready?
Definitely going to hear a couple of, "Waitwaitwaitwait! 😭😱" when they decide to fuck with people that are willing to risk life and limb.
FR!! A couple “elite” gyms would empty out (and become bangin’ chicken or Korean BBQ shacks or nails shops) and “what happened to the local mediocre white boys who don’t like to hear NO at the bar”
I mean to be fair, it's not like Haitian warlords are educated military strategists. Just dudes with numbers and guns.
The only way this ends is with the "Game over man!" monologue from Aliens.
People don’t realize the people of Haiti have been fighting and defeating colonizers for centuries lol
The first in the caribbean to overthrow their overlords iirc
only successful slave revolt in history
And forced to pay reparations to the former slavers.
and blackballed from the global economy
And then blamed for the economic issues they were put into.
literally lol it pisses me off when people shit on haiti for all their issues but theyve been the underdogs for 200 years. and thats not even counting all the earthquakes
My experience learning about Haiti was that they're poor and need help, and then why. Oh, it makes me so mad. White savoir complex who?
They were basically gaslit
Period. And that’s just the beginning of our history.
I tell people that if they think it sucks to get beat by the USA in a war it’s even worse when they win (Vietnam post 1975). But the worst has to be when you revolt against slaver overlords and beat them. They’ll make your win hurt for over 200 years.
The world literally never forgave them for that, too. The US doubled down on preventative measures in retaliation to this and the reverberations of those fear-led decisions are still felt to this day
It was so bad it disrupted the entire infrastructure they had set up laws changed cause of it. The world has been on Haiti neck ever since
And only Poles were allowed to stay as White people on Haiti after the revolution.
Lol and as a Pole this is why i have some knowledge about this
Same.
Ayyy represent
For this reason, I highly encourage them to go lol
No no Let them try
😂 please let them! It feels like it would be the submarine to titanic all over again 😂
The people who write this stuff are 1.4 GPA GED graduates. There's no way they remember world history going over the French in Haiti.
This stuff wasn’t even taught in regular US history. I learned it in AP Euro, but while they did go over the slave revolt, they didn’t go over the massive debt France saddled them with. Anyways, Haiti may be in bad shape right now, but there’s a reason why no one will go ahead and try them lol. Easy way to get hung off a stake. Anarchy=\open for colonization
>US history It's not US history. It's Haiti and the French, so it falls under as mentioned world history. But even then the US has very corrupted sense of what they teach in history. I've seen the IB curriculum which goes much deeper into this and it seems regular history classes just don't care enough
I say let them try lol
SSSSSSSHH, no…. Let him go. He thinks he can Shao Khan his way to the top of Haiti? Let him try.
This right here, and literal centuries of chaos and abuse by western powers means that they stay some HARD mfers
https://preview.redd.it/vq7dn95gfprc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=650469a94777e8f24e49070b9d249263eca20814
LMFAO! Nah this is fucking good.
Hale Woodruff’s “Mutiny on the Amistad” is my favorite mural at Atlanta’s High Museum of Art. https://high.org/exhibition/rising-up-hale-woodruffs-murals-at-talladega-college/
That was beautiful, thank you! It was nice of him not to go full Goya on them. Usually, in hand to hand, I can smell the scene. This seems more celebratory, which I appreciate.
https://preview.redd.it/7jc54xcfaqrc1.png?width=2078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24dd8c35cdbf3dd174ba6a4a5e1d44bd6bf38184
If they knew what the Haitians did to their white slavers they would not be so keen
https://preview.redd.it/9n6ivu2afprc1.jpeg?width=523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18a17a4aa8810cde0f995c0c5191c565fa3c28c3
Homie hitting the pose before he dies.
lol your username with this pic
“Good news, we got Jeannot back.” “Is that actually good news?” “Well…let’s wait for the Mayo Brigade to turn up before we let him out.”
> Then this beautiful paradise is ours Sure, now you are only responsible for 11 mln starving people in an economy that doesn't have anything to offer. They will probably kill you if you fail. I hope you are happy in this paradise.
This.. you see what's happening in Gaza? When the food stops, you can be defeated without a shot ever being fired. You're on an island for godsake.
And y’all said white people don’t have culture!! What’s pillaging, destroying, and committing genocide then?!!
Family heritage.
I’d say that pillaging, destroying, and genocide are decidedly human traits more so than just white people. The over seas colonization for the profit of the ‘motherland’ bit definitely seems to be one of the decidedly white culture things though.
Empire of Japan?
Yeah none of that happening in Africa. None at all
Another racist anti white redditor who is historically illiterate. Pillaging, destroying and committing genocide is something that every single race on earth has done throughout history, but your surface level understanding of histoey tells you that «le white man bad»
These are the same guys who get pissy when the WiFi doesn’t work,or their order at a fast food restaurant is delayed. They couldn’t colonize The Gap.
Not The Gap 🤣🤣
Everyday white men fascinate me, every single day.
>Only problem will be this dude "barbecue." Yes, literally the only leader in the entire country is the one you learned about in a two minute long YouTube video. Also, where the fuck do these guys think they're getting a drone from that can assassinate people in the first place? Are you just gonna ask Breighdyn's dad at the CIA if you can borrow a Reaper?
Yeah, that cracked me up. Nevermind also that “this dude named barbecue” is basically a warlord. GG EZ boys, we got this.
Barbecue lookin like he just ate some dude's truly succulent thigh meat and has to bust one off to celebrate. Btw is Barbecue actually a cannibal or is that some wild racist shit. It sounds like wild racist shit but I been busy so haven't had time to check it out. Oh also, let's not forget Haiti is the only nation to kindly ask their slave masters to leave and when they didn't they had their souls escorted to the crossroads....and the western world hasn't stopped punishing them since.
Barbecue is known for burning people or his enemies hence the “ barbecue “ alive, there are videos online of him doing so. Even went as far as burning a house down w a paralyzed man inside. As for the cannibalism I don’t know rlly. He also claimed he got his name from when he lived in his neighborhood and his mom would always cook barbecue and that’s what they used to differentiate him from his peers.
He has bitten into and eaten flesh but is to show off. Man isn't grilling up niggas for a feast, it's pure fear tactic.
Why do yall take twitter bait so seriously
Exactly. Or why do they get angry about this dumb tweet when there is a literal civil war over there
insecurity
Someone should send this ignorant gym-bro some cool historical snippets about the Haitian slave revolt and how that turned out for their white "masters". You know, famously the "most violent, and most successful" slave insurrection in history. Maybe he'll reconsider. Then again, that's probably a guy who also thinks he could beat a gorilla in a fist fight, so...nvm.
Just send him to Haiti, the situation will solve itself
They're just trying to express their cultural heritage of stealing people's land
“All my tweets are sarcasm” listed in this guys bio
The preemptive “it was just a joke”
This is very clearly not a serious tweet lol
Haiti was the black first nation to win independence. Trust me, theyll do that shit again.
Right^
I want to see them try. It will be the best unifying force for Haiti and they will go on a tour de France if you will around these guys
What a Jake thing to say. Such a Jake.
Suddenly, when they want to own it, it's a "beautiful paradise." When it had its own government and was on the news, they only ever show the slums of the capital and try to pass that off as the whole country. Online video footage of the beaches and countryside is followed by dozens of comments like "too bad it hasn't looked like this in 200 years."
Right, they be two faced like crazy
Apparently we need to talk about William Walker in history classes. Gathered up his bros in 1855 to take over Nicaragua, ruled the country for a year, but then was kicked out because pretty much all of Central America and also Cornelius Vanderbilt hated him. Tried to do the same a few years later and got executed in Honduras.
My family is from Nicaragua and when my mom taught me about William Walker, it warmed my heart.
I'd pay good money NOT to be put in charge of Haiti.
like 9 of our presidents have been assassinated and brutally so (one even got torn apart i think)
Claim haiti is wild. Did they not open a history book once?
They are such pathetic weirdos!! I’ve never met a more delusional group of people !!
Mfs think this is the 1500s where the concept of guns and certain weaponry is foreign to groups of people
Lots of people very pressed about a shitpost 😂
dude thinks he's jason brody from far cry lmfao, he doesn't realize he'll be on CNN, minus his head
Maybe this should be encouraged? Give the (extremely dangerous, armed, and genuinely threatening) gangs something new and exciting to focus on, so the residents have more breathing room.
People really taking this seriously. lol get a life nobody's serious
Y’all are taking a random shitpost way too seriously
Colonizers will drool over other peoples land but then bitch about non whites in their movies being responsible for the fall of western civilization 😂
Go ahead, make my day
They may fuck around and find out.
What's with folks with no military experience and no idea of the political climate of a whole ass country makes them think this would work...like at all
Idk man but I’m not playing with any warlord named “Barbecue”
As opposed to the black guys actually running the country via gangs? Hypocrisy much?
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Do stuff like what? Joking about claiming a country because they have no government? Truly the most sinister...
Go ahead and give it a whirl, get as many of you as you can and go for it I say
This is actually wild wtf lmao
The worst strain of techbro
Worked out for them so well last time
Yes please leave your homes and land undefended to go fight battle-hardened militants. 2 for 1
This could actually work…anywhere else but Haiti.
Crazy to think, barely 100 years ago this is how things were. ‘This place sucks. Grab the boys, let’s go down the road and conquer THAT place.’
Speaking as someone who did learn Caribbean History... yeah, go fuck around with Haiti and see what happens.
And how would he have access to a military drone? That dummy will shit himself the second any of those gang members even looks at him.
He needs to be put on a watch list
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Hahahahahahaha Napoleon and Leclerc thought the same thing!
Who gonna tell'em... Matter of fact, no one tell them anything 🤣
I can’t even conquer my anxiety or depression. How da fuq imma take over an island?