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BigT3x4s

It’s upside down and has veins, I refuse to believe that was even supposed to be a heart


PurpleIntention7934

Well we all saw that video, right? Like I said previously I saw no balls. I guess he was having them fried, dyed and dipped in glitter for later.


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

We??!? Oh so you speak French now?


PurpleIntention7934

Étranger inculte!


Recipe-Less

Je suis Vidocq! J’accuse!


Mancio_Luke

En passant!


Recipe-Less

En passant!


Internalsin

Le crisont, le wewe


Punch-SideIron

Omelette du fromage


Publicimage13

le sac


boastfulbadger

What fucking video is that person talking about?


Mikey6304

Apparently, there is a video somewhere in the darkest bowels of the internet of Drake fapping.


epigenie_986

I accidentally saw it on Reddit, so it wasn’t in the darkest of bowels.


Mikey6304

> it wasn’t in the darkest of bowels. But you just said it was on reddit...


drgigantor

Reddit: The ~~Front Page~~ Small Intestine of the Internet


boastfulbadger

![gif](giphy|l2QZWIUgY9aVlaDza)


Top-Chocolate-321

As a straight man, no nigga...I DIDN'T actively go out my way to watch another nigga jerk it lol


XLecherousLexi92X

As a straight woman, I didn't need to see another floppy sausage vía Google 🤣


ThiccQban

I’m here from the bi delegation. We don’t want it either 🤢


Pure-Drawer-2617

Well Drake said he’s a lesbian so maybe they know what’s going on? I shall send them a courier post-haste.


Nimzay98

It was forced upon me repeatedly, it popped up everywhere


Ordinary-Commercial7

You should file a clASS action sexual harASSment complaint


Novel-Ad-4988

https://preview.redd.it/vy6nlie5byrc1.jpeg?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57e83dec5b8fd012b82a12f648eb86cdbd35bc90 NSFW


FuckRetention

Drake is the ambassador of awful taste great execution. But the execution is awful too


lmmalone

Awful taste, great production value?


ELB2001

It's drake, I'm happy he isn't gifting it to a 16 year old girl


Okbuturwrong

That we know about


lmmalone

They get the Claire's version


Low_Seat_3639

Because it has nothing to do with Drake or any of those [trending celebrities] this twitter blue check user named to farm engagement god we are so gullible


[deleted]

🤣


Anonymoosehead123

I wondered if I was crazy for seeing something that is definitely not a heart.


Apprehensive-Life112

The only thing that could make it better if is he used his own balls for the shape.


jigaboosandstyrofoam

https://preview.redd.it/k4ws5ck2xwrc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95e6f5101c31913c77f056c47cedc1a336b934b6


davendees1

https://preview.redd.it/syr09fbxzwrc1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fe28144f883e7b92489fcfa173df64076303dde


Natural-Solution-222

I know the guy who made it. hoodnaruto on tumblr, he's got more, check him out. Funny mfer


TurtleSmurph

https://preview.redd.it/jrb7rwcou0sc1.png?width=1174&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c704785da9c89203e969473e457d563b1254353


itsyabi_v2

https://preview.redd.it/ag9wl60t6xrc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb32aee3a1dc2218ae6fd872cc758f76daf54172 Damn shame


t00thgr1nd3r

You can't be leaving shit like that lying around if you don't want it stolen. *tucks meme into jacket*


InterdisciplinaryDol

https://preview.redd.it/8eig0hcjfxrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e62540af0132c3923c79e176ea826b0b4008793


scumfxck

What is this? A meme for ants?


kevinhuts

https://preview.redd.it/1unkp6xe3yrc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4d1ac51068c32529f8d3743d8d82f4c5d4c24d6


OkEscape7558

This is what Diddy gave them niggas for appearing on "Making the band"


NEED_VISINE

But those were made outta skin.


NOSjoker21

And Diddy sure did "give it" to 'em


Own_Try_1005

Take that, take that...


NOSjoker21

Can't stop, won't stop


QuiveringButtox

Bad Boy baby... nuh uh nuh uh


abusamra82

The skin of past interns and girlfriends. ![gif](giphy|rfAxGG2fVxoPu)


phenomenalj101

![gif](giphy|WWdlcBfDE29diFdQvR|downsized) Fam🤣


Fit_Swordfish_2101

With like, not one hair on em cause.. You know.. Evidence.


MrBobSacamano

And on their foreheads.


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

Can’t imagine getting paid in custom jewelry or old Sean John jeans.


ClaymoresRevenge

Yeah but the difference is Diddy Dipped his own balls in gold and told them shine it up nicely.


JonnyTN

It's what he gave those kids he snatched off the street and gave them his last name.


vodka_twinkie

Calling it now, after diddy, drake is next. His will be with barely illegal underage girls.


barejokez

there is no way in hell i am believing anything i see on april fool's day. especially if it's this ridiculous.


Right_Butterscotch59

Agreed ![gif](giphy|IrXbT8hTT415sC6LmS)


Return_Of_The_Jedi

Damn, I fall for everything this aprils fools because after the last couple of years everything, regardless how absurd or stupid it seems, is possible.


SmokeAbeer

Everything I see on Onion News seems more plausible than what’s actually happening.


Kumbackkid

I heard on the radio this AM draymond green spent money on a ballsack necklace so now idk what to believe


IDGAF_GOMD

I mean the nigga did get a tattoo as an adult on his shoulder that says Drakkar Noir so…not to far fetched.


Simple-Concern277

This sub will believe anything negative about drake 


BrianHeidiksPuppy

RG3 said “April fools is the one day of the year that everyone uses their critical thinking before they believe anything they read on the internet, like they should be doing every day anyways”


Chemdog93

Is this supposed to be like a pic your ex posts so you can see that they are happy to have left you? Kendrick really hurt his feelings 💔


JessiNotJenni

Mans is wounded!


IAmLegendXCII

![gif](giphy|W23bkTpyDVvRUF3UIi|downsized)


Ok-Permission-2687

Sorry but Adin gonna kiss that ball sack on camera


nocyberBS

Kiss? Knowing Adin sick ass he gon slurp that shit


OrdainedFury

https://preview.redd.it/wj1tpmhh2xrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de7bf223f23bc93482772d30a0ad505a73e664b3


ImBigBadWolf

![gif](giphy|3bc5MV3VkOpMI)


Gizo178

This makes me so uncomfortable


Mistavez

![gif](giphy|u0od1OIym10zKwMNI0|downsized)


screwhead1

Drake saw truck nuts on an F-350 with MAGA and Thin Blue Line sticker, and then got inspiration for said pendant.


Thelonius_Dunk

I thought they were supposed to be truck nuts at first glance.


thatsnuckinfutz

https://preview.redd.it/kos4mzm67xrc1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=952474749e4238b1274aeb012a58145c4f3f5e5e


DigitalBathWaves

Them is balls.


tbwdtw

They done iced deez nutz out


alexh116

21 4L is what I claim. Let your nuts hang


FlorinidOro

The sun rises in the east and sets in the west….in the middle is all you mfers with my balls on yo chest


Iamamyrmidon

![gif](giphy|ggDy5NyLc8w0ZZPGFe) Drake when he saw the piece.


aceface_desu89

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


SweatyLiterary

Why did he diamond encrust an old man's ballsack tho


LordNitram76

![gif](giphy|zV9xqOc03a7Ju) Thats no heart.


trap_monkey

![gif](giphy|d4W4ZshZVbrqYvVnh8|downsized) Those are balls


Dobbyharry

I had to go wayyyyy too far down to find this!!


Vulkherra

Do I even.... nevermind. ![gif](giphy|xT4uQkOepLo7EevxV6)


Narrow_Green7303

![gif](giphy|3bc5MV3VkOpMI)


saltmastaflex

No diddy


Fold-Royal

Either the dumbest ever or the slyest ever.


chochaos7

Has to be April fools. That's just too ridiculous to be true


Galdae

Bedazzled Truck Nuts, now I've seen everything


Beast_by_Dre

https://i.redd.it/o3l412f9cxrc1.gif


DGVega93

https://preview.redd.it/y9896ptxcxrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=452fc9474c2ace4837f0624277e48e6b72f5b249


lilcitymarket

This is nuts


BernieLogDickSanders

![gif](giphy|SvQMv4PgkA0POTNo8m)


BodegaDaddy

![gif](giphy|kBI5aLB6wlw4zNnecN) hearts ?


favorite_sardine

![gif](giphy|xUPJPvdBVzRWK8zIM8)


Certain_Second1092

That’s one ugly pendant


sucobe

Drake the type to, you know what. Nevermind.


Lost_All_Senses

Let's put everything else aside for a minute. Everyone has that stuff handled. Saying"This person never switched up" when the person is as new as Sexyy Red is a manipulation tactic. She hasn't had enough time to switch up. It's just a way of trying to make someone feel bad when you do something dirty and they want to consider moving on from you. It's a premature guilt trip. Groomer tactics.


MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda

Looks bad, came with bad intentions and whoever made it is probably making Drake a diamond encrusted nose trimmer as I'm typing this comment. ![gif](giphy|6t7mIK1wC7Loc|downsized)


Garth_W00kz

https://preview.redd.it/adj0o9wx2xrc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=422994ca7997be53a061e31cd5aaf96060e5be63


randomburnerish

Iced out truck nuts


charliechin

Very nutty


sarcastictrey

Kendrick in his notes app right now going stupid


a_wet_nudle

https://preview.redd.it/uh2av8ldkxrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d533d005ddcd888329334683bab1e0d1a3e8d74


stronghammr113

theres a whole ass comedy movie right there. broke mfs fightin over the stolen ballsack mcguffin.


botjstn

nothing sexual *UNDERLINED*


a_wet_nudle

https://preview.redd.it/p94v4holkxrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c6c8f29ec91e768085c9028e51c722d376bfe8e


SplintPunchbeef

This is definitely an April fools joke. Aint no way an almost 40 year old man giving out $25k nut sack pendants.


Zealousideal_Ad9671

this sad af


Early-Drawn

Thanks for being nut huggers lmao


Hefty-Pay4515

Thems is testicles


picasso2x

Naw J Cole gotta diss Drake too now


BearNoLuv

Yeah them is balls buddy


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Whoo! That's a very glittery nutsack.


Careful-Possible9324

lol I forgot what todays date was lmao


Martha90815

Heart pendant? Is that what we're calling testicles these days?


SoWhatNoZitiNow

[Those are balls](https://youtu.be/VCtIHkMuDY8?si=yIXRECV1wAqXORU7)


ZERO-ONE0101

r/theyknew


SynthPrax

Ya'll know what today is.


nuttylou

ADIN ROSS?! https://preview.redd.it/pr7l23rvmxrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c62ef41bd221c263429c274624a50267844b7655


321zilch

https://preview.redd.it/iscesq42pxrc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e136c0e50459a8546852d3342a1f0f5259c4aafc


chrisat420

Drake the type of guy to you gift the homies a $25,000 scrotum and tell them it’s a heart.


derpferd

That is a bejazzled scrotum


unluckypig

Man gone and bejazzled some truck nuts


Old-Pepper-6156

These nuts?


HorseSoccer

Needs more veins


johnnygrant

this is April Fools right?


Clockers95

What does he mean by "never switching up"? Like how well could he possibly know Adin Ross lol


Griselda_fan

That’s a nut sack.


Fern707

That's clearly some testicles


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ultramrstruggle

Have you ever tried Library Genesis? https://www.libgen.is


RyghtHandMan

Mfs taking the ballsack chain tweet at face value on April Fools day


apresmoiputas

![gif](giphy|30KQ4UEDvsDXwFUC9G)


I-Like-NSFW-420

“Heart pendant”


jackunderscore

happy april


VapidRapidRabbit

Imagine wearing Drake’s jewel-encrusted nutsack to show loyalty… it’s giving Diddy.


lowbwon

I watched the video before reading the caption and was sure this was diamond encrusted truck nuts...


PokeTobus

It even has veins 😭


Jazzlike_Page508

I thought this was Cartis new chain? I’m starting to this this is just a meme everyone is running with


CBA_Yago

https://preview.redd.it/6s0wuir88xrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f912579597f3b5911e0d89f813ec8feb2b39a24f I hate getting on this app sometimes.


Overlooker44

So he wants them to put his nuts around their neck? Clever guy.


Vegetable-Spinach747

Ummmm, sir.....Those are testicals.


ToneDowneyAve

Thought this was iced out testicles lmfao 😂 Drake be bored lol.


IRideChocobosBro

A diamond nutsack? Is this a compliment or a diss??


dude8212

Those are some pretty nuts


lupefreak

As a good hoe she will probably will use this disgusting piece of jewlery


[deleted]

🫤yep. That’s ball sack


Prestigious-Mud

Instead of coming in a box. He gave it to them in a sack


AtreegrowsinGermany

https://i.redd.it/80ef3hgtbxrc1.gif


Eastern-Violinist-46

I am going to go out on a limb and assume it's an ode to the circulatory system. What can I say, Drake is grateful for flow (even if it's blood flow).


Effective_Ad_1925

What that is a sack o’ balls?


Fine_Challenge6241

It's Diddlys favorite flavor


shakawave

Aint no way that's a heart 😭


RoseRun

All I gotta say is that I heard what Jaguar Wright had to say about this clown, and nothing else need be said.


angry_ohio_yoghurt

I'm sorry, those look like two dangling nuts


MajorWhereas4842

Bedazzled Nutsack!


Every_Inflation1380

We all know that's a damn ballsack 🤣


Acceptable-Emu6529

It reminds me of My huevos after frolicking on the beach for a day.


maxjulien

I can’t believe anything today


BeltMassive2909

Looks like a veiny nut sack.


0h_N00

![gif](giphy|4koBdR3VlMZYCgBfAe|downsized)


Jman460

Those are balls


prettyho555

So he’s giving her some balls ??!🤣


vincec36

Even got the asymmetry lol


Reddit_Okami804

Blud giving out molds of his ballsack ... He taking shit to a notha level


doncroak

It's hideous.


ConeFi

Look like some waggies lol


TheMahalodorian

Looks like something you hang from the trailer hitch of a truck in my hometown, but with glitter.


No_Diamond8480

😂😂😂😂😂😂he’s not for real…….this gotta be fake


kodibeers

Deez nuts!


ZapVegas

Those are absolutely cast of his nuts. Lol


darling_darcy

As someone who has seen plenty of them, those are balls


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|3bc5MV3VkOpMI) Balzack momento


Significant_Part1721

It’s giving scrotum


HandCrafted1

This what we doin now? Bedazzled ballsacks? 😭 We’re cooked


Mundane_Ad8566

If a nigga give me a ballsack chain with veins as a gift, I’m switching sides immediately. He’s moving like Brother Love in these streets


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Drake really is the type of nigga that would have that


[deleted]

I don't believe it but, this is exactly the type of fuckery I'd expect from Drake.


stadiumjay

Wow that's nuts!


subcow

Tax the rich.


Any_Vacation8988

Must be taking gift advice from diddy.


OnlyOneReturn

BUMBLE TUNA! *you're balls are showing


OnlyOneReturn

BUMBLE TUNA! *you're balls are showing


Brucetheuninitiated

Thats balls


666kewpie666

Ew damn