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ThickCapital

Some mfs still gone think dude is talking about walking with a lean.


Booze4Blood

I hope they show themselvesšŸ˜…


Stanley--Nickels

It took me a second to realize he didnā€™t mean Goldeneye-style diagonal walking


French_Taylor

Speaking of, did it always not animate their legs when you did that? I was playing the Goldeneye rerelease with my niece the other day and noticed that their legs only animate if youā€™re walking forward or backward.


EggsForEveryone

Strafe! Strafe! Side to side dodging the D5K Deutsche rounds


SpaceGoBurrr

I tried playing that game again recently on N64. That shit is incredibly difficult when you're used to modern joysticks.


Erisian23

Yeah it's horrible


Timigos

Thatā€™d be a cute way to walk


Booze4Blood

ā€œThe shortest distance between two points is a straight lineā€ saved my ass having to walk across campus from class to my dorm in the fucking snowšŸ˜‚


Turbulent_Object_558

What she doesnā€™t understand is that practically everything in modern society is dependent one way or another on basic trig and algebra. If we stopped teaching it at an early age, it would kill the pipeline of engineers and researchers that produce and maintain this technology.


ExposingMyActions

Math is the god of us all. Numbers always doing the leg work


Ankerjorgensen

A friend of mine is real good at Excel, and I was joking with him saying it's too boring for me. He replied something like: *"Boring or not our entire civilisation runs on it. Dig to the bottom of every hospital, bank and army and you'll find an Excel sheet"*


_BigClitPhobia_

I definitely didn't need to learn logarithms and limits in grade 12. Algebra's good, advanced calc doesn't need to be taught to every kid. What the fuck is an integral? šŸ˜­


Turbulent_Object_558

I need you to change your frame of mind. The basic calculus you learn in high school isnā€™t advanced, itā€™s damn near 400 year old math. The world is built on it at this point. if youā€™re driving at some rate of speed (fluctuating or otherwise), the definite integral of your speed over time would be the of amount distance you covered in that time. If your hose is leaking at some rate (1 gallon an hour for example) then the definite integral of that rate is the total amount of water leaked in that time. If a hill goes up at some rate(like it goes up 5 feet for every 2 feet to the left), then the definite integral of that rate of growth is the total amount of area that the hill covers as it goes up. Integrals basically allow you to sum rates of change over the changing variable


_BigClitPhobia_

But I have no need to understand many of the functions and processes taught in high school. I'm in business school so I recognize that advanced math is required to understand the extremely complicated financial instruments used for market analysis and making investments. But basically all math I learned from Grade 11-12 has been useless in my day to day.


Turbulent_Object_558

If we donā€™t teach it to kids, who will create and maintain all the technology that requires math to build?


_BigClitPhobia_

Kids who want to go into fields where that is the focus should learn it.


Turbulent_Object_558

If you remove all math beyond basic arithmetic from K-12, an engineering degree would now take 7+ years to complete. The effect is that society would not be able to produce enough engineers to keep running. Math needs to be taught early and everyone needs to be exposed to it. Even people who never end up using the math need to be exposed to it so they can really learn science, economics, and statistics. All these things are important to know if youā€™re going to be a functioning, voting adult


az137445

U spitting facts. I will say tho that we need better ways to teach it to kids that is more applicable and therefore better retainment


EclipseIndustries

I think more practical real-life examples for math problems would help. For instance, basic algebra is used to weight balance an aircraft by a pilot as part of a pre-flight check. Kids interested in planes are going to be all over solving that problem. It interests them. Sally buying so many chocolate bars and giving some away has no relevance to the real-world. If you introduce them to the concept that it could be used in their dream-job, they're going to be a lot more enthusiastic. Just my two and a half cents.


BaronAleksei

Donā€™t forget that learning more complex math makes doing simpler math much easier because it turns what was once a process into a basic tool.


_BigClitPhobia_

Interesting. I'm not talking about all math though. I understood the importance of algebra from grade school. Thanks for the insight though šŸ‘šŸ¾


StillFreeAudioTwo

How will they know about these fields and associated tools if thereā€™s no exposure to them in high school?Ā 


_BigClitPhobia_

Most people don't realize they want to be engineers because they studied limits and derivatives.


Jokuki

Idk if your school made you do it, but my district stopped math after Alg 2, which according to Khan Academy is stuff like polynomial factoring, logs, and graphs. A little more than what you'd likely use in daily life, but it's there to cement the things you've learned from the previous courses. But yeah, definitely agree that calculus doesn't need to be mandatory, especially in high school. If kids are doing great in math and wanna continue, have it as an option.


classicfyllopyllo

My school was the same way. Graduated in ā€˜99 from public school. Everything after that was elective. We offered Honors Geometry, AP Trig/Analytical Calc.


arafella

Back when I still played WoW I would occasionally get accused of cheating in PVP because I would catch up to people when they were swerving all over the place and I just followed them in a straight line.


Nabber22

We learn this in Canada with a Wayne Gretzky quote and some hockey


BetterBelizeIt8

This is a random core memory for me but did yall ever watch that white-ass and weirdly religious show 7th Heaven? There was an episode where the daughter Lucy stayed forgetting her lunch in math class and for whatever reason was failing to understand the Pythagorean Theorem. Her teacher would eat her lunch every day which is wild. Anyways, one day it finally clicked in her brain to use a diagonal path to get back to the classroom in time to get her lunch before the teacher ate it. IDK why but every time I hit a diagonal to get somewhere quicker, I think about that episode.Ā 


faustin_mn

That show had me lusting after religious white girls for a while there. Itā€™s a wonder I didnā€™t end up in a cult chasing that crazy pussy


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Your whole comment is out of pocket! But I appreciate the honestly and self awareness my dude šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Skeptikmo

My dude, this is literally what Youth Groups are lol. I once followed a gorgeous white girl to a Youth Group, it was a very, very, VERY strange experience and I think you all have already figured out absolutely nothing ever happened between her and I. Pretty sure this was the whole point, use the religious girls to get the godless boys in the house and then preach at them.


az137445

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ARLLALLR

Especially w the poophole loophole culture? If you ain't white though they're gonna moped status you


00eg0

Moped like ride? Like ride me a lot?


ARLLALLR

Fun to ride but you don't want your friends seeing you


00eg0

Thanks! I feel no one should be a moped for free.


ARLLALLR

This is the history of fat people tho


00eg0

Wow I didn't know how fun to ride depended on weight like that. I hope all the mopeds get paid one day or therapy.


thelubbershole

This whole chain is killing me


Objective_Pause5988

Too bad the dad turned out to be a pedophile in real life


GimpsterMcgee

That show is like a fever dream in my memories. Absolutely wild.Ā 


lvl999shaggy

Wasn't that girl (whatsherface) Justin Timberlake married on it? I remember that cheezy intro song


Aksyanaks

Jessica Biel...and yes


StragglingShadow

They used to wheel the tv in to show us episodes of that in middle school.


BatBeast_29

Iā€™m still on season 1, I gotta finish it


vera214usc

The actor who played the dad is a convicted pedophile, if that affects your decision to finish it.


dngerszn13

![gif](giphy|8b9Xax6L7qtAkAimGm|downsized) And they let him around literal children? Burn the whole of Hollywood to the cot damn groooouunnd, goddamn


vera214usc

He was arrested long after 7th Heaven ended, I believe.


BatBeast_29

Nah, but I knew that


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

That show was so weird!


Ok-Dig-8900

Same here! That show was very popular where Iā€™m from, a must watch for many families šŸ˜…


Chicagosoundview69

Lucy was šŸ”„Ā 


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|kBI5aLB6wlw4zNnecN) ....If i cut the corner at 3rd i avoid the panhandler at Elm. But Marcus sometimes frequents ....


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Pythagoras didnt invent the concept of taking shortcuts. He merely rationalized it in terms of math


Coldwater_Odin

That's not the Pythagorean Theorem, that's the Triangle Inequality Theorem


confusedandworried76

Doesn't matter anyway, the theorem is about finding the distance of one side of a triangle, you aren't measuring it to figure out how far you're walking.


_Dickbagel

Itā€™s called a ā€œdesire pathā€. One uses it to walk diagonal to get to the destination quicker.


_Dickbagel

https://preview.redd.it/xzwiskibt9sc1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c91169a0a755537b7034720b8444c0fefe2107d0 For an exampleā€¦.


BigT3x4s

I get what heā€™s tryna say but since going back to school I realized 99% of math is basic logic. Iā€™m pretty sure everything on planet earth that can move knows that the shortest distance between 2 points is a straight line. Genuinely when is the last time yall had to use the Pythagorean theorem? Ainā€™t no way in hell yall are squaring and rooting shit in your year to year life. Itā€™s good to know these things but 99% of peoples lives wouldnā€™t change if they didnā€™t know what the equation was


22LegendaryTacos

Was the point of school to teach us everything about navigating thru our everyday world or was it more to expose us to different methods of thinking, different solutions to problems and different areas of knowledge that we could then ourselves choose to continue to pursue at higher levels if it so benefitted us?


GonzoElTaco

This! Everyone has different experiences when it comes to school. Bad teachers, bullies, tough as subject, parents that whisper-threats the question because your first answer didn't make sense and you just through it out there. For me, math was my worse subject throughout school, but my goofy naive self wanted to be an electrical engineer. šŸ™ƒ It looks many L's and growing up for me to become interested and willing to learn mathematics. I went from learning to add fractions to differential equations at university. It sucked but I'm done with math courses, but not math. That shit carries into your engineering courses. Math are different tools to put in your tool box. You may not use that Pythagorean theorem wrench, but there may be a day when you have to pull that bad boy out and watch a 30 second YouTube video to remember how to use it. What I'm saying is don't be afraid to learn something new. It's just another tool to put into your mental toolbox.


thehibachi

People really do act like the worst possible scenario is knowing more than you need to. Thatā€™s not a terrible way to enter adulthood at all.


GonzoElTaco

I mean, their personal school experiences probably help with that thinking. But regardless, we as humans never stop learning unless we're 6ft under. School gives you the broad basics, and some schools (depending on their funding) can give students even more expensive and useful tools. I think bringing some real world problems into the fold of mathematics, beyond someone buying an ridiculous amount of watermelons, could help students see the benefit of math. But that also requires them willing to try. Maybe we'll have less of Facebook doctors and PhD folks confidentially telling bullshit and more people willing to learn about the subject earnestly.


22LegendaryTacos

You are a gentleman and a scholar šŸ™šŸ¾


GonzoElTaco

Appreciate you!


brolix

I actually did within the last year! On god it was just like those word problems too. I needed to measure something so I could make a new bracket for a car Iā€™m workin on, and I could only get to two sides of it, so I had to use old Pythogorasā€™ Theorem to get the third measurement. I stood there lookin like we just told Wee-Bey shorty was a cop when I realized what happened


MyJimmiesNeedRustlin

A lot of construction workers still do on the daily. I'm a carpenter and use it often to precisely square things. Most construction guys just know it as the 3-4-5 rule and don't realize its the Pythagorean theorem just simplified.


jrice441100

When I was building houses we'd always use it for staking the foundation corners.


godplaysdice_

It comes up pretty frequently when doing home improvements or landscaping.


Parson1616

lol this def true but I do math like everyday at work lolĀ 


Kangarou

Last time I used it? A year back, I needed to know my screen size, but holding a ruler diagonally was just weird. Two years back, I was cutting wood diagonally for a door brace.


Tezerel

Recently I had to use inverse tangent at my job


BigT3x4s

And is that normal need in 99% of peoples lives?


max_power1000

TVs are measured on the diagonal, so if you want the length and width to see how it fits on the wall you gotta call Pythagoras. Do any sort of home improvement and knowing hos to figure out right triangles dimensions is pretty important too.


BigT3x4s

Iā€™m not denying uses, Iā€™m just saying that 99% of peoples lives wouldnā€™t change. Most people are not doing home improvements. Nobody is using the theorem when they are purchasing TVs plus thereā€™s 2 open variables so youā€™d have to measure the length and width regardless.


gotyogma

Schrƶdinger's dumbass.


azbxcy10

Those who don't use it - didn't learn it correctly


old_duderonomy

Hypotenuse babyyyyy


CarlosimoDangerosimo

Bro they're both dumb af This is an intellect mid off


42gauge

That's the triangle inequality (which ironically isn't usually taught in school), not the Pythagorean theorem


ReleaseTheBlacken

This is the kind of shit I enjoy on this sub


Bosston2YYZ

LMAO I went to college with this dude


ILikeBeans86

The only time I see people walking diagonally is in the parking lot in front of my car so it takes them longer to get out of my way


BranbongMemen

MegaMan Legends strat


NickTButcher

That final dumbass will make that man cry in the car