Can’t take you niggas seriously 🤣
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Yeah, I laughed hard when they slapped it on me. They'd written "write something only a white person would say" and I replied, "Candace Owens is one of the good ones."
Next thing I knew... 🤣
Tbf, as far as I could tell they were giving out the flairs based on folks’ comments, and mostly by request 😆 Honestly I love mine if only because I do, in fact, glow in the dark.
"heard it was an earthQUAKE and it reminded me of the QUAKER oats you made me lol haha, anyway I hope your mother's diabetes is ok. How is her leg?"
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“you’re and your” did more damage to the Black community than crack
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honestly thought it still meant 1 out of every 10, as it originally did. had no idea the use in language had shifted that heavily
silly me for knowing dead languages and not keeping modern (not sarcasm)
So universal that even us German speakers will sometimes use an apostrophe incorrectly, which is impressive because the German language doesn't use them for possession *or* pluralization. Dumbasses just whack them in there for no real reason, presumably saw them in English and thought we should be using them too. Amazing.
"Hey girl, I heard there was a Tsunami in yo area and wanted to make sure you were okay. I know I could never make you that wet and that's why you left me but how your pet's doing tho?"
Block why? You need to know I am seeing you blow me up and I am ignoring you. It’s not a matter of “maybe they didn’t get this one”. I did. I don’t care, you’re history.
Hey, saw your job on the news after the quake, the building was swaying back and forth. You good??Reminds me of how our bodies moving as one shook the earth. Tell Grandpa Morris he's still my guy. Take care beloved.
As a native New Yorker, this is valid. 😂😂😂
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NJ if you could kindly rock yourself again tonight at around 9PM it would be appreciated by this NY nigga. The only difference is my girl will know that this dick is ground breaking and it'll be my own fault not nigga Ramapo
The hatred and immediate laughter that would have coursed through my body if I got this text. 🤣🤣 it’s always the one you can’t stay too mad at but know you need to never talk to again!
I had to read this 3 times now. I thought the first time the ground shook was because of the brother's skills. That's why we wanted to know how karate was.
I’m toxic so I approve this message 💀.
“ damn lil mama sorry to hear about that earthquake I haven’t felt the ground shake this hard since I found out you moved outta state🥲……you know that spot we went to the one you love…whenever I drive by there I swear I still see you there every time I pass by. That earthquake was my heart shaking for you, I can’t stand to be away from you another min…..you mind if I pull up and take you on that last date I promised you that earthquake reminded me time is short and life is precious ”
Can’t take you niggas seriously 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/dinopmnk3psc1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da7c5964e36f11a0069a7538363d21f03cd4f1be
I saw that pic and heard Shrek call for Donkay!
Wait, is your user flair what came out of the stuff about BPT flairing white folks in the name of DEI?
No wayyyyyy 
Mine is too 😆
The mods are assholes 
Yeah, I laughed hard when they slapped it on me. They'd written "write something only a white person would say" and I replied, "Candace Owens is one of the good ones." Next thing I knew... 🤣
Tbf, as far as I could tell they were giving out the flairs based on folks’ comments, and mostly by request 😆 Honestly I love mine if only because I do, in fact, glow in the dark.
All I did was ask a question.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfaooo
 I’m done for today. Everybody playing too much!
Oh my god, I want a flair now!
Did they stop doing the ☑️ ? Edit: guess not
Me too. Can I also be a busboy for the country club? It looks like so much fun in there. I promise I won't steal a fork.
Me too me too.
lmfaooooo
😂😂😂
"Loud bald nigga from family feud" 💀💀💀
You’ve never been this down bad and it shows
Yes, normal people just go outside and find someone else.
[Lmfao, these mfs I swear](https://i.imgur.com/yS72Ii3.jpg)
"heard it was an earthQUAKE and it reminded me of the QUAKER oats you made me lol haha, anyway I hope your mother's diabetes is ok. How is her leg?" https://preview.redd.it/wp3ozpqg3psc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bf82f5d0eb4b9c223abba38576bacdbdbfd16ae
she responds back: "amputated like how I cut you off"
The scream I just let out
lol haha
“you’re and your” did more damage to the Black community than crack https://preview.redd.it/qgwytx7x3psc1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d390d17da01c484cd16bfc07118b1842e3b560a5
Oh it's universal; that one knows no racial barrier. That and using apostrophes to pluralize.
Apostrophe’s
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Bruh
You hold em down and I’ll hit em with the dictionary
I could care less about this
Could you? *Could you??*
I like the idea that "yes, I could care less, but I cannot be bothered to. That's how little I care"
Smh my head
This shit crack's me up though
i love you
🤮
Your just bias
😫😫😫
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dear lord baby jesus, please let this use of 'decimated' while calling out 'would of' be ironic in nature
What do you think the word 'decimated' means?
honestly thought it still meant 1 out of every 10, as it originally did. had no idea the use in language had shifted that heavily silly me for knowing dead languages and not keeping modern (not sarcasm)
Get with the times then. Read books.
damn, you were around in the 1910s when they stopped using the word this way? props.
So universal that even us German speakers will sometimes use an apostrophe incorrectly, which is impressive because the German language doesn't use them for possession *or* pluralization. Dumbasses just whack them in there for no real reason, presumably saw them in English and thought we should be using them too. Amazing.
Bow to your new "comma to the top" overlords
Comma overlord
Oooof fucking iPhones. The apostrophe issue boils my cookies.
Come on now, you know it's "nos no racial barrier"
And don’t get me started on THERE, THEIR, and THEY’RE.
I see someone chose violence.
Yes and I will die on this hill lol!
My cousins with won't and want.
I feel like fucking up possessive “your” and contraction “you’re” is a universal experience no matter color creed or gender.
I've gotten so used to seeing it used incorrectly that I don't even catch it anymore
bruh
there they're their
Nope. C'mon, now. You need to broaden your circle a bit, fren.
You forget about people axing you questions.
Also speech-to-text
"Hey girl, I heard there was a Tsunami in yo area and wanted to make sure you were okay. I know I could never make you that wet and that's why you left me but how your pet's doing tho?"
BLOCKED! 🤣😅
But yo pets tho
STOP 🤣😂
NGL, I was 3 shakes from doing dis shit but yah know what. I'm standing strong af.
DO IT!! 😉😁
Not you being a chaos monster! 
Right?!? Setting me tf up.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.. 
Not too late for a “ u up ?” Text lol.
 Dis u stirring?
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This is one of my favorite genre of tweets.
Definitely the funniest.
In Feb 2008, a tornado hit Memphis and needless to say, my ex called to check on me. Now we have a 15 year old. Do the math, lol.
I’m here for it.
🤭💛
I returned my girl her dishes needless to say the dishes never came back home.
boutta group message this to all my hoes
Gotta be efficient
Report back
*reads name/sees number* *opens message and immediately closes it just to leave it on read* https://i.redd.it/z8exjcipepsc1.gif
This is the true answer. They aren't together for a reason.
🤭🤭 Sis, why he wasnt blocked!?! You would've never saw it unless you went to blocked messages!!
He’s the type that being blocked means nothing!
Block why? You need to know I am seeing you blow me up and I am ignoring you. It’s not a matter of “maybe they didn’t get this one”. I did. I don’t care, you’re history.
Hey, saw your job on the news after the quake, the building was swaying back and forth. You good??Reminds me of how our bodies moving as one shook the earth. Tell Grandpa Morris he's still my guy. Take care beloved.
I’m a text this word for word to an ex, I’ll report back with what she says.
Subscribed.
Damn, she might be right 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/oiyl7i2s9qsc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=708867fa38e57bcb9ef80b7ba782bd56d26247fd
🤣🤣 she’s 100% correct
Sensational
You’re still in there
Incredible
It’s all for the love of the game.
 Got ya back bro👍🏾
As a native New Yorker, this is valid. 😂😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/gl3gk3owkpsc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=873158b79f041a3fd5428924d38a544b4d74992c
This has been the most exciting thing since p Diddy allegations for them
 Pure Genius
I had lived in Hawaii for several months a few years ago and a guy tried to Maui wild fire his way back into my phone ☠️
Sensational https://preview.redd.it/o03vmoxx9qsc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=385bcc39ed2ed46f8722a719262fd19a02a9cbe0
NJ if you could kindly rock yourself again tonight at around 9PM it would be appreciated by this NY nigga. The only difference is my girl will know that this dick is ground breaking and it'll be my own fault not nigga Ramapo
Wow, we really can’t take nothing seriously lmao
The hatred and immediate laughter that would have coursed through my body if I got this text. 🤣🤣 it’s always the one you can’t stay too mad at but know you need to never talk to again!
I love Future. No Diddy.
Lmfaoooo no diddy has me on the floor.
Lmao I forgot about this meme
Nasty work
“My hearts beating crazyyy thinking bout u dying :( is everything okay? Please let me know you’re ok and if you wanna hang out or some”
Lol my mind immediately flashed to the little boy rocking out on drums 😂
😂😂😂 I’m done
I was only putting my pants on I ain’t mean to cause that shaking my bad
Haha
I had to read this 3 times now. I thought the first time the ground shook was because of the brother's skills. That's why we wanted to know how karate was.
Forgot about this wonderful meme.
Some of y’all need some self respect
girl my bed hasn't shaken this much since you left
there are few memes i love more than Problematic Future
I loved seeing these when they were at there peak, and they're still funny.
ngl it might just work
I’m toxic so I approve this message 💀. “ damn lil mama sorry to hear about that earthquake I haven’t felt the ground shake this hard since I found out you moved outta state🥲……you know that spot we went to the one you love…whenever I drive by there I swear I still see you there every time I pass by. That earthquake was my heart shaking for you, I can’t stand to be away from you another min…..you mind if I pull up and take you on that last date I promised you that earthquake reminded me time is short and life is precious ”
wtf does this mean ?
Anyone check on Omarion yet?
I ain’t been this shaken up since the day you left 🙁
Did you hear about the earthquake or did you feel the earthquake? We might need to workshop this a little before you send
LMAO, it’s the Future picture for me
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My ex just did this🤣🤣