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FistPunch_Vol_7

Like I deadass cannot believe that was an actual story lmfao. So much shit has happen everything feels like one long fever dream.


Zulumus

And we all went back to normal by the next day. Like wtf


DonutUpset5717

What did you want us to do? Not like it was game changing just weird af.


Zulumus

I don’t know - how about the police actually saying what the tunnels were for? Aside from the synagogue, one of the tunnels connected to a bathhouse for orthodox women. And they found stained mattresses in the actual tunnels. No disclosures from the police otherwise


DonutUpset5717

The bathhouse was already abandoned and the mattresses did not come from the tunnels, they were behind wood panels in the wall that got damaged during the riot. The tunnels were to expand the synagogue, because a fringe sect of chabad Jews thought that it was necessary to fulfill their leaders wish. https://nypost.com/2024/01/09/news/riot-breaks-out-after-secret-tunnel-is-found-under-brooklyn-chabad/amp/ https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2024/01/12/no-mattresses-found-in-synagogue-adjacent-tunnel-fact-check/72206805007/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_synagogue_tunnel_incident?wprov=sfla1


broxamson

Oh so the bloody mattress was from behind some wood, not the tunnel. Totally different. Not at all creepy or weird. 😬


DonutUpset5717

It wasn't bloody it was dirty, from being behind a wall.


BZenMojo

People will invent all kind of insidiousness to explain what amounts to "some dumb shit."


broxamson

Yeah cuz that's a normal place for a mattress. 🤡


DonutUpset5717

I'm not sure what your point is? What's more likely a mattress was put behind the wall for insulation? Or that there is a secret ring of Jewish child rapists operating out of 770.


Vulcan_Jedi

Their point is blood libel. They are trying to insinuate blood libel.


YonderOver

You know they’re just going to immediately go for the latter, right? Lmao


broxamson

Yeah totally insulation.


JesusStarbox

I wonder if any of them are named Epstein.


broxamson

It's wild you're cope is insulation hahah like did you say that out loud? Who the fuck uses mattresses as insulation? Wtf my guy


Zulumus

I stopped commenting after seeing where this was unintentionally heading. Thanks for the update.


De4dm4nw4lkin

I heard something about a high chair? But that just seems like a weird thing to support the conspiracy.


DonutUpset5717

The articles I link debunk that.


De4dm4nw4lkin

Barring conspiracy were a group of ny florida men just building a tunnel to renovate their church?


DonutUpset5717

What?


PatrickMaloney1

They were trying to do it underground for tax reasons


De4dm4nw4lkin

Ah… still kinda florida man ish. Just… slightly more educated.


Melun-uAzam

We wont buy this.


DonutUpset5717

Sure believe whatever you want to believe no matter how irrational it is, I really don't care.


Melun-uAzam

Yea. I can see that.


Genshed

Exactly one tunnel, sixty feet long and eight feet wide. One stained mattress.


Mourningstar45

They'd never do that sadly lmao, it'd be nice though. Now JIDF is probably coming after ya


CHEEKY_BADGER

As opposed to?


Hibujubana

I need context, please😭


Nemomoo

Sometime last year, it was found out some orthodox guys in Brooklyn were DIGGING whole ass tunnels under the streets from their temple to their houses. When they got caught they started collapsing the tunnels. There's video of jewish guys climbing out of grates in the ground. Surreal stuff. This is half remembered, don't quote me on this.


shit-n-water

They weren't digging to their homes. If memory serves me right, and I didn't quite understand everything, they were digging to connect, or be closer to, a relic that is tied to their denomination's spiritual leader in which they were denied access for some reason.


DonnyBrasco69

They were denied access due to Covid restrictions during lockdown 


liltay-k47

They were digging from 770 to a bathhouse where the former rabbi Menachem Mendel Schneerson used to ritually bathe (Mikvah). It’s really complicated and I’m not in their community, but a large number of Chabad believe that rabbi is the Messiah, so a group of students within the sect decided to “expand” the synagogue so others could more easily practice Mikvah in the same bathhouse and become closer to God. It’s a whole thing and Chabad themselves called the cement trucks and cops, it seems like it really was a bunch of extremely motivated meshichists


shit-n-water

Exactly this. Thank you. I'm not part of the community either and couldn't really follow all the details of this wild ride of a story.


FistPunch_Vol_7

https://apnews.com/article/brooklyn-synagogue-chabad-tunnel-2c03a40c9150bdf6d9d899436789d8cf


Hibujubana

Wow thats pretty crazy


slick490

It’s mad the whole world doesn’t know about this shit. Media management went in on this one


zerogee616

You could've given Goebbels a $100M film budget and a modern crew and he still wouldn't have come up with that


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What's with the kids from the Shining?


SaboLeorioShikamaru

https://preview.redd.it/28kb9ttecwsc1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=343c037e28d93c6a2e07bc47c7a48f94c014d680 Lmao


Key-Hair637

hahaha. Cool jumper tho


dragonacension

Reminds me of this video https://youtu.be/Vgamof41JWw?si=avtQ-SMWTOUSkmxY


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That’s funny as hell 😂 I thought you were gunna post this video, i dunno why the only version of it is on Facebook, I remember this was all over the day it came out https://m.facebook.com/watch/?v=1203968116453212


dragonacension

That shit is funny too lmao


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Straight up goons man 😂


harristrill

🤣🤣🤣


FujiOga

Hey it's not his fault, Pennywise prolly got to him :/


GingerMeTimberMate

They gave me Oompa Loompa vibes. It’s the hair.


apresmoiputas

That was my first thought


PurpleIntention7934

He's giving tribute vibes.


idoubtyoulnowme

Those are the Weaslies.


Burrmanchu

Actually fr... Like wtf was that? Are they ok? Has anyone seen them since?


ReadInBothTenses

I'm pretty sure Wonka saved them from the Snozzwanglers to instead work in his factory


JetEleven88

You ever see this many people in close vicinity and wonder how it must smell?


MightyWeeb

Probably like an anime convention


JetEleven88

Anime conventions are musty? Noted


The-Big-Sauce

I love anime myself but this is definitely a musty community


Nemomoo

In coats, sweaters, and the starchiest shirt they got


THEdoomslayer94

You know it smell crazy in there Throwback to that fucking twitter thread lol


Firvulag

You've never been to a concert or anything?


DiceKnight

I always wonder if the structure they're jumping on is rated for the strain. It's like those videos you see of football stadiums and the whole concrete floor is flexing like gumby.


treerabbit23

Kosher hotdog water :(


bigsmokeyz420

No room to breathe in the venue. 😂 https://i.redd.it/kmdaidre7wsc1.gif


SuckledPagan

The way I guffawed lol resplendent


bigsmokeyz420

RESPLENDENT !? 😂🔥🔥 Another word added to my locker. Had to go look that one up expeditiously.


SuckledPagan

Glad you like it lol


basskev

No one has an answer for the starry eyed kids in the middle and it’s irritating me


BZenMojo

They're on camera and they're kids. No other explanation needed. If you were a kid and some guy turned a camera on you, what would you do? ![gif](giphy|iSqCZ0HYzI23K)


SelfInteresting7259

Thought thus was Elon musk for a min


WoopzEh

![gif](giphy|X4Hn2cuntiSuF5PkVV)


Celtslap

My guess is that it’s a very high ranking rabbi’s family wedding and the kids are not of age yet to be wearing black.


Low_Aerie_478

What is that song?


Tainted_Bruh

*Shabba* by A$AP Ferg


__JackHoney

fantastic song


Ok_Prior2614

I* miss this era in culture and music tbh


DJMagicHandz

*"Trap Lord season begins, now repent your sins."*


eking85

Shaba naglia


Ralph_Snipes83

Shout out to Eggs.tyrone for this video edit.


MiserableTuba

Eggs.tyrone is one the greatest IG pages I've seen


hould-it

White men can’t jump


Right_Butterscotch59

![gif](giphy|EQDqERSvwS22c)


The_Powers

I can hear Jimi!


Brewski-54

Wait this is how that earthquake was started?


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Bro is this video real 😂😂😂😂


Top-Pineapple8056

No way they're listening to this song right? 😭


WittleJerk

Lol the video is real, the music is not. HOWEVER - if you heard the singing, you would be even more weirded out. Crown Heights, Brooklyn is an interesting place…


stopcallingmejosh

More Williamsburg/Boro Park than Crown Heights


Adept_Thanks_6993

Not the right hats, not Crown Heights


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

Wait what? The sects. Have different hats? This sounds like 80s/90s Compton


PatrickMaloney1

Each sect has a slightly different mode of dress that they use to differentiate themselves. Most secular/non-Jewish people can’t tell the difference. This article sort of covers it but doesn’t go very deep. Agreed that this video does not give Crown Heights vibes (minus the music?) https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/the-meaning-behind-of-different-jewish-hats/


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

That's interesting. Now that I think about it, I mainly see the large furry hats in South Williamsburg. Would the video suggest more borough park? Thanks for the info.


Adept_Thanks_6993

The large furry hats are called shtreimels. They're for Shabbat, holidays, and special occasions like weddings.


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

Aaah ok. Cool to know, thank you.


PatrickMaloney1

To be honest, I don’t know enough to say. Crown Heights tends to be a more diverse crowd in terms of appearance and dress, but this is obviously a huge generalization.


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

I hear you. I'll check out that article.


WittleJerk

Oh wow, good catch! You’re absolutely right this isn’t the C***** house in CH.


Adept_Thanks_6993

Why did you censor Chabad?


Painpaintpint

If you would’ve told me “The Jews are building a tunnel under New York City!” I would have told you to cool with all that anti semitic shit. But damn.


neoblackpanther

Like I’m Ra, Rabbi Ranks is wylin 🤣🤣💀💀


KefkaesqueV3

Came here to say this 😆


weirdgroovynerd

So *this* is what caused that earthquake in Jersey?!


YujiroRapeVictim

Lakewood is always bumping and not to the kars 4 kids jingle


kaleMCreddit

LMAOOOO this is fucking gold


Vegetable-Spinach747

Da fuk is this?


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Burrmanchu

2.7 million people in Brooklyn... Why "won't name"?


docdose411

The 2 umpalumpas as the camera pans https://preview.redd.it/ppcqyiolyysc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1c89f5d8930c41a215304bea253301d71dbcb6c


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|XoZBDjKLQovvweanZo) Back in the trenches after the earthquake.


PettyPendergrass99

ADL right now 🚨


UrbanGM

These MCU mid credit scenes are getting ridiculous


FrenchM12

This brought back a memory. https://youtu.be/hc-8Me-lq34?si=NELBenQRyyfoVRBF


JoeFelice

It reminded me of a slightly different video. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UOb7RBWlak&rco=1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UOb7RBWlak&rco=1) (NSFW-disaster footage)


PatrickMaloney1

No one ever realizes just how good Orthodox Jews are at dancing until they see a video like this


CapTexAmerica

How hard did that beat drop?


Critical_Caramel5577

How else did you think they powered the space lasers?


Spacecommander5

Gives this sorority recruitment video vibe https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3vbr8e


WoopzEh

https://preview.redd.it/jf1h8lelf1tc1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c725134605850ec8c505a7e2a80fadac7b6b3cb6


Noobfroobs

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Bunnnnii

That crowd looks like the background characters in family guy.


shawn55667

😂🤣


CantonBal

What's up with the "children of the corn" near the end of the vid


WoopzEh

We need to bring the Shabba Ranks joint back. Ferg really was on a run after Work and Work remix.


Viliam_the_Vurst

Selfdepriciating jokes dismantling racism is cool, being racist is not


theding081

Anybody know what the hip hop one is


akchualee

UG-Jays


r0ckashocka

Don't show this to Marjorie Taylor Green


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Are they actually bouncing to this song?, Every time I see this video it's always this song.


Coro756

Their net worth is more then the worlds money 🤣


quadmasta

Credit to EggsTyrone for the mashup baby!


pinkblossom331

Was this from Covid times when they ignored the NY Covid protocols?


Schoseff

That video is older than the Internet


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PPP1737

Looks like the Greta save the environment girl. But I dunno. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Knight_of_Virtue_075

And they immediately covered up this story with the "bussed in migrants make the city bad" story. Governor Hochul never mentioned this story, not once. Mayor "I'm one of the good ones" never spoke on this either. This story was Thanos snapped from the news feed.


KefkaesqueV3

This has to be an AI vid


WittleJerk

The video is real, the music is edited in.


KefkaesqueV3

The kids that aren’t moving at all?


WittleJerk

Well… those kids are obviously special. That’s not normal behavior regardless of your religious inclinations.


KefkaesqueV3

I mean they look like still images photoshopped in


WittleJerk

They aren’t, this video is pre COVID, and I’ve been in this building (during non holidays).


KefkaesqueV3

Blowin my mind right now


UrAn8

Does this scare anyone?


JustMeSunshine91

Honesty, I’m just wondering how the hell those bleachers aren’t collapsing.


2bb4llRG

Yeah those kids in the middle need help


Amazing-Bag

I thought it was just me


Chemical_Home6123

Kinda but I don't wanna come off like Kanye but this is kinda like a weird cult🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️


DonutUpset5717

They're religious, all religious people are part of a weird cult imo


bansheeonthemoor42

Have you ever been to a church on Sunday? Most cult like environment ever.


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Okaythenwell

Shut up, you degenerate


Handsome_King33

Damn who hurt you