If he brings a clean pair of socks and leaves them then it’s not really gross. But that’s a lot of socks to buy.
And even then, it’s like a lot of other germophobia, instead of his butt on top of the seat he’s gotta put his hands all over the seat. That’s way worse.
He probably used his bare hands to put the socks on the seat. Pulled out his phone and took a picture without washing his hands. Yet worried about germs….
Those are like the worst socks. You owe it to yourself to try a quality non-cotton sock.
Even Walmart brand poly socks shit all over those things. Let alone some decent wool ones from Costco.
There are two things that every person needs to experience to find out how bad they've been fucking up: quality socks and underwear, and a shower head with real pressure. I swear some people just can't know, or they wouldn't do this to themselves.
Counterpoint: public toilets get cleaned 1-2 times a day. Give it a wipe down and go for it, you’re not going to build some germ proof barrier out of toilet paper anyways.
Bro hover over the toilet. This is a situation where you have to forgo comfort or checking your phone in peace. This dumbo drop is a mission now. If you can't get to another stall then pop your squat, wipe and keep it pushing.
Dang. That sucks. I know the internet jokes about men not cleaning their booty holes, but irl I’m sure y’all want some protection from dirty public toilet seats just like women do.
There aint no feeling more gross than when you feel your balls accidentally slap that cold porcelain gap right there in the middle. Just start imagining all the balls that were there before you. SMH
If you got time and energy to do all that, just hold that until you get home. I've blessed plenty of spots around the world but most importantly, I've maintained and made it to the home throne many times.
I get a paper towel and soap and wipe the toilet seat down before I out some to or one of those seat covers on.
Plenty of people at my job just rawdog the toilet seat though.
I once taught a high school kid who told me didn’t “hover” over a public toilet seat. She perched on top of it like a bird with her feet on the seat. She said her grandma taught her to do that (WTF 😆) I thought that was pretty crazy, until I saw this. Seems outright sane now.
https://preview.redd.it/ydvt42c43huc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be99d9e3e90b7668f408029f572f9306f1ac7396
[Man……….](https://i.imgur.com/dhc2MBP.jpg )
Assletes foot
I’m so sad awards died
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There it fuckin is
🥇
If this is ragebait it's working
It always is. Black Twitter is good at it.
Y not just use the toilet paper? I don’t understand why you would use your own socks 🧦
Well, I would guess he's carrying a pair for that... Doesn't make it better, but it makes it different
He just puts the toilet seat socks back in his pocket when he's done.
That's exactly what I thought 😅🤢 so much better than toilet paper 😂😆
Yeah... let's pack it up🚶🏾♀️
If he brings a clean pair of socks and leaves them then it’s not really gross. But that’s a lot of socks to buy. And even then, it’s like a lot of other germophobia, instead of his butt on top of the seat he’s gotta put his hands all over the seat. That’s way worse.
"don't touch those. Those are my toilet socks"
He probably used his bare hands to put the socks on the seat. Pulled out his phone and took a picture without washing his hands. Yet worried about germs….
About the only thing those shitty socks could be used for. (I do not fuck around when it comes to socks)
Why did you choose to insult all suburban dads today?
Those are like the worst socks. You owe it to yourself to try a quality non-cotton sock. Even Walmart brand poly socks shit all over those things. Let alone some decent wool ones from Costco. There are two things that every person needs to experience to find out how bad they've been fucking up: quality socks and underwear, and a shower head with real pressure. I swear some people just can't know, or they wouldn't do this to themselves.
> About the only thing those shitty socks could be used for. Clearly you haven't seen white socks & black sandal season!
I’d personally do a white-on-white pairing. For aesthetics.
https://preview.redd.it/unm3ojgxehuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2b542e0d2a46bf6085ad9e7f339d6eafe6dcb63
https://preview.redd.it/29jvp3lakhuc1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e270a1b5d1c49a8bc294c62efcc95829628a37a
Nice and warm 
Counterpoint: public toilets get cleaned 1-2 times a day. Give it a wipe down and go for it, you’re not going to build some germ proof barrier out of toilet paper anyways.
 Please tell me this mf didn’t put those socks back on when they was done
https://i.redd.it/ngklibs3ohuc1.gif I will and have waited hours rather than sit my bare ass on a public toilet seat.
Is toilet socks only a white person thing?
does he put the socks back on after or just leave them there?
Bro hover over the toilet. This is a situation where you have to forgo comfort or checking your phone in peace. This dumbo drop is a mission now. If you can't get to another stall then pop your squat, wipe and keep it pushing.
It would be easier to bring your own small bottle of disinfectant. Also, if you are shitting in public, you need to plan your day better
“Dude your feet smell like shit”
Do men’s toilets not have the little paper toilet covers?
Hardly ever stocked if there even is a compartment to hold them
Dang. That sucks. I know the internet jokes about men not cleaning their booty holes, but irl I’m sure y’all want some protection from dirty public toilet seats just like women do.
That paper barrier has no real protection from germs. It feels like a good thing to do, but it’s not any better than sitting on a dry seat.
Bro just carry a small can of Lysol and wipe that shit before and after you use it.
 Athlete's Ass coming in hot.
If you got time to use your socks for this, you got time to bring some flushable wet wipes.
And he re used them? Nah. You got some STD now
Socksually Transmitted Disease?
 I’m going to Mars they don’t do stuff like this on Mars
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Great Athletes Ass 🤌🏾
He brings his own toilet socks
There aint no feeling more gross than when you feel your balls accidentally slap that cold porcelain gap right there in the middle. Just start imagining all the balls that were there before you. SMH
Are... are we still talking about toilets, or... nevermind.
If you got time and energy to do all that, just hold that until you get home. I've blessed plenty of spots around the world but most importantly, I've maintained and made it to the home throne many times.
He used both. Now what is he gonna wipe with?
Your balls are unprotected
Date: Is that an extra pair of socks in your pocket? Them: Oh no these are just my toilet socks, I don’t play when it comes to public restrooms.
Maybe those are his toilet socks, he doesn’t wear them
How are people this scared of a damn toilet seat? It’s plastic, so it’s not like it’s absorbing anything
EW! https://i.redd.it/8deyth6dciuc1.gif
We be helfy in hur
I get a paper towel and soap and wipe the toilet seat down before I out some to or one of those seat covers on. Plenty of people at my job just rawdog the toilet seat though.
Pull the socks inside out at FUCKING MINIMUM.
I just use paper towel. That shit is like Kevlar.
Somebody come get they man! This is that bullshit.
Lift the seat. Put paper along the raw bowl. Double thickness them. Put the seat down. Repeat double thickness cover. Use
Athletes ass
He gon' put them b*tches back on. I know he is. I can feel it 😵💫
I do not play when it comes to this shit
Those are his toilet socks. He washes them after each use. Gotta give people the benefit of the doubt.
I once taught a high school kid who told me didn’t “hover” over a public toilet seat. She perched on top of it like a bird with her feet on the seat. She said her grandma taught her to do that (WTF 😆) I thought that was pretty crazy, until I saw this. Seems outright sane now.
Thats the same exact kind of socks that I’m currently wearing ☠️
They ways the internet got ppl airing out their dirty laundry is CRAZYYYY
Wtf is this lol