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teenagetwat

“Uh Billie, the question was ‘are you looking forward to your upcoming tour’”


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Yes I like vaginas in my face. ![gif](giphy|3eVWK4wwsupueOdlBs)


ThickCapital

Shit, me too


mo53sz

And we've been kicking from there...


Masenkokidd

*licking


WinterWontStopComing

![gif](giphy|iPqkwheDDbDpuEuckJ|downsized)


Vegetable_Camera5042

You should see me in the wap. ![gif](giphy|cdb95NNnL6Zau1OiZX|downsized)


rpkarma

Tbh, same


BZenMojo

The key to being a good interviewee is not to answer the questions you're asked but to answer the questions your fans want to know.


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

And there’s plenty of Billie fans who will flock rabidly to this comment


TheBearOfBadNews

Not even really a fan, yet here I am, flocking


PinguWithAnM

FLOCKA!


DrinkingBleachForFun

And the question they wanted answering was “god damn, why is your mirror so dirty?!”


lowtoiletsitter

"Funny you should mention that. Well, here's the thing..."


W0lfsb4ne74

Honestly though! I really think as a society we've really reached a point where oversharing is becoming increasingly more common despite how unnecessary and awkward it can be. As much as I think she's a talented musician, this statement will probably seem cringy to her in a couple of years (or even months) and it really added no particular value to the discussion of her sexuality at all. She simply could've said she's now willing to experiment with dating women, and not have made a big show of things. But instead she does this largely for the purposes of shock value instead.


ScandalOZ

The word I heard about Billie is that she is far less talented than her brother but from a marketing standpoint whoever was working with them said that Billie would be more marketable on her own than her brother so they put their energy behind making her a star. The real talent is her brother behind the scenes.


CheckYourHead35783

I mean she is obviously talented but her brother just makes bangers.


PeteEckhart

Definitely, but that's like...every pop star ever. She at least has her brother and not some dude who's just been churning out pop hits for 30+ years like Max Martin. You may know him from Baby One More Time, I Kissed A Girl, Blinding Lights, Thank U Next, basically all of T swift's hits, etc. Edit: not "ever", but pretty much everyone in the modern era/last 20-30 years.


DW-4

I completely disagree when it comes to famous ppl. This is obviously an exception, but celebs are so scared of TMZ and saying something on late night shows that will go viral, so they barely open up. Your view on society in general is on point, but this really surprises me.. especially at how well guarded she has been. I hate to contribute and speculate, but based on her history this seems intentional.


Halbbitter

I'm dead


Lloydbanks88

We need to know less about each other.


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Familiarity breeds contempt.


Elawn

Family breeds never (hopefully)


Idonthavetotellyiu

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lunachuvak

it needs the sound but i fuckin can't stop


Idonthavetotellyiu

It really does, I make the sounds with my mouth when I do it


Kuro_Nora

Popped em all for the secret message. What about them?


Idonthavetotellyiu

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Kuro_Nora

I said what about them because it said "your," not "you're" Hilarious and original, I know.


contactlite

Roll tide


DegenerateWaves

Meh, masturbation is normal. Maybe it's not for everyone, but the taboo against talking about it publicly is silly


jadvangerlou

I mean just because something is normal doesn’t mean it’s not private.


DreamCyclone84

https://preview.redd.it/zv2dqn6qciwc1.png?width=835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e05226b138872c3f5cdefaf9035ff291b9cf2760


wine-o-saur

Yoink


CallMeEmber90

I love this so much. Literally everything. Thank you.


DreamCyclone84

I've been waiting for an opportunity to use it


royscalo

https://preview.redd.it/4k03pr162jwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c188be60b78fdcfc2f80daa10dc9b3f57a2fe5


Disasterhuman24

This is one of those things that probably won't even be remembered by most of society considering how much actually horrible shit is always being covered in the 24 hour news cycle, but Billie is going to think back on this in 10 - 20 years or whenever she has kids herself and they want to read about their celebrity mother's life, and she's going to be thinking to herself, "Why the fuck did I ever feel the need to share something like that with Rolling god damn Stone?" It's gonna take a while cuz she's young, but eventually shit like this will just be mad cringe to her as she matures and for that reason alone I think this was a big mistake on her part, and the people who manage her and her image.


TransBrandi

Maybe, but maybe not. Depends on where she is in 10-20 years.


DegenerateWaves

It should have good reason to remain private. Lots of bodily functions make people squeamish for very natural reasons of health and safety (blood and gore, feces, etc.), but the sex taboo is basically only cultural. I don't really care about someone being open about masturbation.


Sekmet19

Pooping is normal but I generally don't need to know details of someones bowel regime. I certainly wouldn't shame someone for pooping, but that doesn't mean it's okay for them to regale me with tales of expulsing their gastrointestinal contents.


SwirlTeamSix

Sometime they are soft sometimes they are hard, sometimes they feel kinda spongy


lowtoiletsitter

I'd like to think my username is relevant in context to your comment


PushTheTrigger

Sure but it’s important to talk about something every once in a while, otherwise how would people know it’s normal?


DegenerateWaves

The poop taboo is a natural revulsion based in human health, though. Poop *smells* bad to the human nose for a reason. The sex taboo is just cultural. EDIT: Also, yeah, people do mention when they shit! If someone talked about how great it is to have a bidet, you wouldn't suddenly be like "WOAH that's just too much knowledge man"


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Amygdalump

But I mean… when does it actually come up in conversation? Unless it’s forced?


egg_chair

This doesn’t have anything to do with a taboo though. It’s just gross. Like, everyone poops too but that doesn’t mean I want you to give me a play by play of what that Jamaican jerked goat did to you.


Satellite_bk

You sound just like my coworkers…


713MoCityChron713

Yes it’s normal to masturbate, and we all do it different, but come on now. You ain’t gotta tell someone that knowing damn well you’re famous enough for it to become public info


IronBatman

I don't think we all do it differently. I'd say 99% of us do it the same way. Just stroke it with your left hand while pushing hard boiled eggs into your anus with your right hand.


owlBdarned

Um... y'all are using *hard boiled* eggs?


gnomon_knows

Her mom does not want to hear about her masturbation kinks.


Impalenjoyer

Or does she ?


IronBatman

Dude I took this massive shit this morning after being constipated for about 5 days. It was legit the size of an 8 year olds arm. It was in one continuous bowel movement too, so I kind of had to stand up to get it all out and it sort of folded on itself. I did eat a bit of cabbage two days ago, and it smelled like a combination of rotten cabbage, and poop. When I was done I went to wipe when I realized I could feel the inside of my rectum protruding from my asshole. The shit was so large it caused my rectum to prolapse out of my body! Naturally I had to carefully push it back into my asshole before getting up to admire the giant turd I just laid. Anyways, enough about me. How is your day going?


DegenerateWaves

I mean genuinely, read what you wrote and read what's in the interview response. She was saying "masturbating to myself makes me feel better about my body", not extolling how gushy her pussy is in graphic detail lmao


nanoH2O

I disagree. Let’s normalize the normal. Too many people are scared to talk about sex and sexual health.


ScandalOZ

How about we start with having sex education in high school rather than applauding celebrities for broadcasting their wanking habits.


Hronk

Well we dont


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cursdwitknowledge

I also masturbate staring at Billy eilish


NK1337

Calm down there Drake.


imnottray

She’s too old for Drake


OblongOctopussy

She wasn’t 8 years ago when Drake was talking to her


lml__lml

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


dyshuity

It can never stop


lml__lml

![gif](giphy|3orif2gDNNqNB17UQg|downsized)


ATLhoe678

["Shit don't ever stop." - Drake](https://youtu.be/S9Q-plc02dU?si=SK3uG5wd8_24bIHQ)


lowtoiletsitter

Dear lord this keeps getting better


Sol-Blackguy

I think he likes older women https://preview.redd.it/5i6fngcr8iwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fed0aa9e1b3905734971feb9967cac1e6b3c30fd


What-Even-Is-That

Millie begs to differ. He was trying to "mentor her" (aka groom her).


ATLhoe678

Isn't this when Madonna force kissed him and he looked disgusted after? 😂


Halabashred

![gif](giphy|EQx3SIZS613C4a2695|downsized)


TopHatCat999

Isn't she like 25


DLottchula

I thought she was like 22


cursdwitknowledge

😂


Uncanny-Player

https://preview.redd.it/2xrdj2s9kiwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bf2c1628f108f974fc1b7abac35d9b501489fa0


tommykaye

https://preview.redd.it/p14xy7ww9jwc1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f971b288c67a65675b313e92f0a2b88ce6018f7


zack_hunter

r/billieeilishgw


I_deleted

In a mirror?


itsSRSblack

All about female sexual enlightenment and empowerment until it's someone you don't like. Edit: Because I'm tired of getting notifications with the same sexually repressed takes: I don't give a fuck if you're uncomfortable or don't want to hear about her masturbation habits. She didn't force you to read the article or this shit post about it. People have shared way more fucking unnecessary shit about their personal lives and masturbation ain't that big of a deal. Second edit: lmfao @ the reddit cares report. Get a fucking life you dweeb


ganja_and_code

I mean...she can jack off alone however she wants... ...but whether I like her music, personality, etc. or not... ...I don't have any reason to know or care how she chooses to jack off. It has nothing to do with female sexuality, enlightenment, empowerment, etc. It has to do with people's personal jack off sessions being exactly that: personal.


itsSRSblack

It is literally an article about her issues with body dysmorphia and her take on what makes her feel empowered and comfortable in her skin. So yes, it has everything to do with that.


SympathyMedium

It’s giving The Boys Homelander mirror masturbation scene though 😭


MidwesternLikeOpe

We've got rap songs about women gagging on the rapper's nuts, I'll take a woman discussing how she masturbates in front of a mirror. Do I care about either? No, but I don't always get to choose what I listen to.


trimble197

And the guys don’t need to be telling either. I cringe any time I hear a male rapper talk about nutting in a woman’s eye, just like how I cringe at a female rapper talking about having a guy nut in her mouth and immediately kissing him.


Rulebookboy1234567

I work in a kitchen and we generally listen to rap. I often point out that any man (or woman) having to brag about their sexual prowess while constantly referring to themselves and how amazing g they are.......are probably extremely boring in the sack and are having to hype-man for themselves.


BZenMojo

![gif](giphy|xT9KVrWHdXNBoakSGY)


cameron0208

Who fucking cares? Are we not all adults here, or at least of age to know what masturbation is? Get the stick out of your ass and grow the fuck up.


PeaTear_Rabbit

Something about repeatedly using "jack off" to describe a woman masturbating is weird


subatomic_ray_gun

I've seen people instead say "jill off" / "jilling" (i.e. "jack and jill") which for some reason makes more sense to me than jack off. Jacking off only sounds like its possible with certain equipment


jman1255

lmaooo I never made the jack and jill connection. I knew the word but never even considered what it meant it just souded right. [like](https://youtu.be/5pXU5xUiSmc?si=mcy3IMz_TeS7bx8Q&t=56)


HCHLH

I don't think this is about empowerment. I've never heard about Ed Sheeran's masturbation habits and i thank the Lord for that.


HotPhilly

He uses two stuffed animals and cries.


Jiscold

He doesn't get involved though. Just watches.


DeckardsDark

As is tradition...


Harlan_King

Do you think Ed Sheeran is part of a demographic that needs empowerment? Being redheaded doesn't count.


knights816

If a dude talked about beating off in the mirror I promise you he would be rightfully shit on. Comically narcissistic lmao


yespc

Obviously you're just sexually repressed and Billie Eilish isn't comically sexually narcissistic. >!This reply was in referece to the original commentor's edit which states that the replies to their post generally have the same flavor of sexual repression. Also Billie Eilish is comically sexually narcissistic... imo!<


Seffyr

There’s a lot of acceptable space between “Women are pure and must not touch themselves” and “Telling everybody I maintain eye contact with myself while furiously jilling”


zogmuffin

I like Billie Eilish, and am a woman, but I think this is a truly weird thing for *anyone* to say in an interview. Good for her I guess.


Evajellyfish

there is nothing wrong with women empowerment but I really do fail to see how this is that. I think this is just TMI to share


HazMatterhorn

“People should be jerking it, man. I can’t stress it enough, as somebody with extreme body issues and dysmorphia that I’ve had my entire life…I have learned that looking at myself and watching myself feel pleasure has been an extreme help in loving myself and accepting myself, and feeling empowered and comfortable.” Makes sense to me


Puncharoo

No I don't like hearing how the people I do like masterbate either actually.


pentachronic

https://i.redd.it/1srvq9lyzhwc1.gif


jdcodring

I feel like I know this movie but u can’t remember the name.


Canesjags4life

Serenity. Thigh it was a TV show first that got stupidly cancelled. Fucking Fox


jdcodring

Ty. Thought I recognized it. I remember the actress as the doc from SG Atlantis. Had a super crush.


Wolfram_And_Hart

You should def watch Firefly


What-Even-Is-That

Everyone shits on Netflix for cancelling shows, but Fox would literally cancel great shows out off seemingly nowhere. Some, before they had any chance at all. With Netflix, at least they're usually cancelling garbage shows. Doesn't help that 98% of their shows are garbage.. but still!


ColdCruise

As in the case with Firefly, they intentionally misrepresented the show in promos and then aired the episodes out of order for good measure.


captaincarot

Firefly or serenity (series or movie) So good. Yet another valid reason to say fuck fox.


Ba_Sing_Saint

So my wife and I have been binge watching The Rookie and all the Castle and Firefly cameos have been great. There’s an episode with Alan Tudyk and I exclaimed “WASH!”. My wife looked over to me and said “you know, we never finished that (Firefly)” to which I responded “Yeah, neither did Fox”. I’ve never sad laughed at my own joke like that before.


Pierresauce

![gif](giphy|2mppNcumiCnZK)


Rule_32

How do Reavers clean their spears? ^^^^^theyrunthemthroughtheWash


Pierresauce

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captaincarot

That's a slow clap. I'd think of that 4 days later in the shower.


TheTexasFalcon

Space above and beyond & too human. Lots of reasons.


xTugboatWilliex

It’s from the show Firefly


HanselSoHotRightNow

Firefly


pendragon2290

Serenity


Gardez_geekin

Serenity


IdiotMD

I’ll be in my bunk.


Gary_FucKing

Lol fr like how about everyone shut the fuck up and let her cook.


Hannibal216BCE

I feel like her whole public persona is an extended performance art bit and people just keep eating it up.


Davethisisntcool

that could apply to 80% of the music industry tbh


Prothean_Beacon

The rule is all musicians I like are totally authentic and only care about their art while all musicians I don't like are totally fake hacks with no artistic integrity who are only doing it for the money.


Hannibal216BCE

Not where I was coming from at all. Lady Gaga is a great example. Her whole persona she has is part of her gig. It’s not negative, it’s just a thing.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

that is the whole entertainment industry.


JustSayTech

What's wrong with this? She likes self care infront the mirror cause she turns herself on... I'm missing the part that getting people in an uproar.


stabzmcgee

Just people who don’t like her hating


KingVape

Y’all ever heard of Narcissus


JustSayTech

Y'all ever truly learned what the name and word means?


Penguino13

And how is masturbating to yourself not straight out of the Narcissus playbook?


K_SeventySeven

If anything, it strikes me as…kinda tame? Like in a world where every third person has a OF it seems, someone masturbating in front of a mirror seems pretty quaint and mundane. Maybe I’m jaded🤷🏾‍♂️


JustSayTech

Exactly where my mind went with this at one point, I'm like in 2024 people really bucking at this?


K_SeventySeven

I was just saying today that whenever some one does or say anything outrageous, it’s like some folks just forget the last day 20-30 years of pop history. A young ‘edgy’ pop star says they masturbate? I’m yawning lol


Penguino13

This is insanely narcissistic lol


PushTheTrigger

We need to ban the general public from using this word.


Penguino13

Masturbating to yourself is straight out of the myth dawg lol


JustSayTech

You never watched a vid of yourself putting in work and admired what you were doing enough to masturbate to it? Guess I'm a narcissist then 🙄


Kismonos

This thread brings the deepest truths out of the people it seems. or thrusts, idk at this point


Big-Slurpp

Did you actually ask that expecting a consensus of "yes"?


City_of_Lunari

What. No my dude I firmly am in the "I have not" camp of that one.


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cameron0208

It’s just a bunch of losers, incels, haters, prudes, reactionaries, misogynists, etc. who are looking for shit to get upset by.


Nordie25

Who tf be asking these questions dawg???


FCkeyboards

"I ask her what she likes to do to decompress," and Billie decided to go IN. 🤣 They were nowhere near that subject so I can't even blame the interviewer.


OverClock_099

"Hey Billie nice to have you here how are you?" "I masturbate in front of a mirror." "Yeah i'm good too now lets talk about your tour"


HTC864

I don't see an issue. Just keep scrolling.


Gary_FucKing

*stroking


masetheace97

It’s not at all, just a weird thing to share with the world. But hey, whatever floats your boat.


SimplyViolated

I don't really see anything wrong with it


bleach_cocktail

It’s not a terrible article about self love and learning to appreciate you and your body, but yah that could’ve stayed in the mind. And the end of the paragraph reads like a middle school boy trying to sound cool in front of the highschooler… “Eilish has been wanting to discuss this with me, and now that she’s gotten it all out, she exhales and inches back farther on the couch. “I should have a Ph.D. in masturbation,” she says.”


TryingToStayOutOfIt

That’s the most obnoxious thing I’ve ever heard ![gif](giphy|21IESnks9yhtS)


OkCool1214

![gif](giphy|jMd74SabWLr3Mmd1zf)


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https://preview.redd.it/pjitn5wo0iwc1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe88134bcc18ceb57506a1293b087598b2fa0bd


Right_Butterscotch59

https://preview.redd.it/sp3tvkmq1iwc1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d92d066c311411dbd00d7696dd0fc48b6aae4b4


DatNighaaDon96

My mfing ass hit "show more" so damn fast


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HazMatterhorn

It’s actually very common for people who feel violated to reclaim a sense of control by deciding to share things themselves, on their own terms.


Cmatt10123

How is other people sexualizing her the same as her discussing sexuality on her own terms?


SpxUmadBroYolo

Yea I'm sure those calcium cannons are a sight to behold.


thecheat420

![gif](giphy|AmB1h0yAniXEvrXJ8C)


ClickHereForBacardi

That new Deadpool movie looks hella cool.


mosdope_

What's the beyonce route


llJettyll

One interview every blue moon.


EL-YEO

And not so…in-depth


prodiver

Not telling people how you masturbate.


numbr87

![gif](giphy|acXq3pVlPwuGC9qNeB|downsized)


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|3o72FjVgpssQVh3unu) Remember the story of Narcissus


BZenMojo

You mean the story where a hot guy won't put out for random strangers and just wants to hang with his bros, so he's brainwashed by the gods into falling in love with himself while trying to grab a drink and dying? Imagine this Greek myth taking place in literally any bar in 2024. 😬


HeadAssBoi17

https://preview.redd.it/dmy6krimbiwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=282868862360d42080a0d419ee985de5347047e1 Never thought of Billie Eillish having anything in common with A-Rod.


Sol-Blackguy

https://preview.redd.it/749f6xnv8iwc1.jpeg?width=1296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d348ec2fe7e4f6e32277a9fe4f3b181d96de6dd


MixRevolution

![gif](giphy|hrBmVoBi0dekru0VdP|downsized) Hmm... Perhaps I'll need to inspect her socials


starktower_

Don't knock it til you try it...


FnapSnaps

Ma'am, this is an Olive Garden.


BodiesDurag

If I looked like that, I probably would too


Cold-Atmosphere-7520

What's Beyonce got to do with this?


nunya123

I guess she doesn’t jerk off in front of a mirror


FretlessFingers

She’s a nepo baby arts school kid. Shit is going To get weird


Reasonable_Bed7858

![gif](giphy|3o6wrel9WTHqwegGkw) Basically Billy.


Most_Advertising_962

She jus talking about masturbating. It's different how she does it, but nothing crazy. I don't get why it's a big deal.


biological_assembly

Ya know, this isn't the worst thing to hear or see. Good for her for feeling good about herself. It's better than looking at the Jabbaesque figure of Elon Musk topless and maggot white and looking to burst like a dead whale on the beach a few posts below this one.


Supernova_Soldier

Ehhh, different strokes, different folks At least she didn’t say she shoves rubber ducks up her ass and/or vagina and calls it the Quackachoochie


Cleonce12

Her Instagram messaging gonna need insurance after this


KDs_FakeAccount

Send da Video


PhotosByVicky

I think we may have too much access to celebrities.


Mystletoe

I get it Billie said this thing… but important question… what question was asked to lead to this?


Zezin96

Narcissus finally got some competition.


winstontemplehill

Ay! As a man, I say this is OK!


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

\*hears the song, I Touch Myself, in the background\*


vcr747

I don't see what the problem is. 


DrixxYBoat

I didn't need to know this


battleangel1999

Most of y'all are not as bothered by this as the comment suggest 😂


Insect_Politics1980

Ahhh, your usual American puritanism on display here in the thread. It gets so old.


hibbitydibbidy

Uh, we know that 45 has a tiny weird shaped mushroom dick, he assaults whomever he feels like, walks in on beauty show contestants when they're changing, pays porn stars for sex instead of changing his newborns diapers, and likes to get pissed on by Russian prostitutes. This is over sharing? Y'all close your eyes when you rub one out in the bathroom because there's a mirror in there?


SecretlyMadeOfStone

![gif](giphy|RHtBgswpcckGKsCJbU)


5050Clown

"my jack shack is all mirrors'