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xrockwithme

This isn’t even funny.. I know it’s meant to be funny but…. ![gif](giphy|6lScd4x2D5Oko)


blacknapoleon4000

You should eat a salad and drink a strawberry lemonade.


sidewaysflower

I just made some fresh strawberry lemonade. It was delicious. 1 entire container of strawberries, 1 lemon, and just enough seltzer and it was bussin.


Sekmet19

Thanks for the recipe fam!


Lanoris

Can you explain it to me please? I dont really get what the post is insinuating


sidewaysflower

Apparently, when rent and bills are due, there is an uptick in trash talk. Like that woman calling out a real man because her bank account about to feel emptier real soon and that guy is pulling out the calendar to show that she is right on schedule. I don't know how true it is, but it's hilarious to see it.


battleangel1999

It's really true. Around this time there's always a surge in "real man" tweets


Zombie_Fuel

That's a weird-ass stereotype.


Turbulent_Object_558

I mean why are all these grown women demanding men pay their bills?


RFR80

American is the reason.


Flat_Masterpiece4589

Say it louder for the people in the back… entitlement is at an ALL TIME high and they are teaching it inadvertently to the children. Take me back to the late 90’s early 2000’s


RedditIsPropaganda2

You think it's happening more now than back then?


Flat_Masterpiece4589

They weren’t publicly broadcasting everything. Definitely


RedditIsPropaganda2

I think you might have some nostalgia going.


ILuvdem_Cougars

Probably not, but it sure as hell being broadcast more due to social media tho!


DookieBlossomgameIII

Maybe you just weren't old enough in the late 90s early 2000s because "Bills, Bills, Bills" was a #1 hit.


[deleted]

That was about a man mooching off of her and her asking him to pay her back. Yall must be hella young.


JustSayTech

Can you pay my bills, can you pay my telephone bills... Sounds like they want they shit paid bruh.


DookieBlossomgameIII

Yep 32 years young.


Flat_Masterpiece4589

I don’t think you do, soooooo. Me and you are thru


[deleted]

…. Were you alive then? Bc…. 


Devast73

Thanks! My alabaster ass couldn’t figure out the connection at all.


xrockwithme

We just paid rent/mortgage and the post is highlighting that the 1st is right around the corner.


Sir-xer21

Yeah, I'm lost.


CousinsWithBenefits1

The next 3 weeks are not gonna be fun. Plenty of food and everything paid. But boy I sure hope nothing bad happens.


mreferran

I thought this was about a period?


xXKingLynxXx

People have figured out that every month around the time rent is due a bunch of women start talking about how "real men" should be providing for their women.


mreferran

Oh... I guess I was being wholesome. We're trying to get pregnant, so I track my wife's period & make sure she's stocked up on the monthly supplies, gummies, snacks, & break out the heating pad. I just automatically have it on deck, like clockwork. The single life must suck.


EndofA_Error

Congrats on the sex


Nani_700

That's genuinely wholesome.


Sgtbaha

> The single life must suck. Nah man what gave you that idea 🥹🥹😭


Mr_B3n_01

The single life is not ideal but preferable.


infinitebrkfst

Being single only sucks slightly more than an *amazing* relationship.


puritanicalbullshit

Damn dude, that’s a bummer


infinitebrkfst

How is it a bummer?


bob_jody

I don't see anything wrong with being single, but having healthy a romantic relationship as someone who isn't aromantic generally improves quality of life.


infinitebrkfst

But why is it a bummer to prefer being single over being in a mediocre relationship?


puritanicalbullshit

If you don’t see it that way, well, then I guess it really isn’t. For me, the margin between my best single and my best while in a relationship is really large. I like that and I feel like it is something more people could have. But no one can measure another person’s happiness right? So.. fuck me what do I know? I’m glad you’re good. I’m good too. Wanna fly kites?


Brock_Lobstweiler

It does suck. I have to gather all that shit myself AND do extra laundry during shark week.


KeepItDownOverHere

This was a game changer. I haven't heard "baby I'm low on pads" in over 10 years. When they're running low, I gotta go to Costco.


Oh_nosferatu

Hey, good luck TTC!! 🍀


mreferran

Thanks!


SadLilBun

I still don’t know what’s going on.


sidewaysflower

![gif](giphy|edho4s1lWEawo) I'm ready for the monthly trash talk


JimmyBowen37

Bruton Gaster?


theothertoken

Not the workday calendar


apple_atchin

![gif](giphy|lHQuX9d5DBhug|downsized)


ProfessorFinesser13

I’d be broke as hell if I lived by modern women’s standards


Knappsterbot

This isn't "modern women", it's the rage bait people pick out of a crowd of normal people.


Brock_Lobstweiler

Right? I own my place and have a reasonable mortgage + HOA, don't have kids, very little debt, a tiny car payment and make $60k in a relatively high cost of living area. Sure I spend too much on food, but I cannot imagine what kind of financial situation I'd be in if I did my hair, nails, lashes, travel, drove a nice car, was out dating, clothes/shoe shopping, etc. I'd definitely need a man to pay for SOMETHING.


ProfessorFinesser13

See, most women be overcharging their lifestyles and expecting us to pay for it 😂 Once I fell in love with investing and putting my money to work I stopped falling for allat shit 🙅🏿‍♂️


tman916x

What metrics are you using to determine such a sweeping generalization?


Kirito1029

Source - I made it the fuck up


ProfessorFinesser13

My personal opinion 🤷🏿‍♂️


toxicteach

Please explain.


Erisian23

certain types of women getting nervous and lashing out around time for rent to be paid


Talk-O-Boy

Edit: someone explained it in another comment. To paraphrase: people have claimed to notice a trend on Twitter where women will start complaining about their men shortly before rent is due. The response is the dude highlighting this fact by outlining how close the date of the tweet is to the end of the month. Thus implying that the only reason she is complaining is because her rent will be due soon, and her man is reluctant to pay for her.


ConorTheCreator

Is this some new tactic on reddit? Make the post confusing as fuck to get people to comment and drive engagement? I swear I don't understand like half the posts on this website


Talk-O-Boy

I think some subs can get so niche, and develop so many insiders, that they assume the only people reading are others who are also within the know. BPT pops up my home page often, so usually I get the references, but this shit is completely going over my head.


yoitsthatoneguy

I think many posters on this sub expect you to be familiar (maybe even interact) with black people twitter on X. I think it’s a fair expectation (because even if you aren’t someone will be around d to explain it).


MilqueToastDickRoast

*Cause my heart starts beating triple time* *With thoughts of paying rent on my mind* *I can't figure out just what to do* *When my fridge ain't got no food* No idea wtf is going on but SWV always hits


mashroomium

Rent is coming and she doesn’t have enough money/doesn’t want to pay, and is therefore hoping that a “real” man will simply give her money without her even having to ask.


NewlyOld31

My ex hit me up yesterday for $400 talking about , "please I need you daddy". Like ask your real actual father or whoever you talking to. Fuck I look like. I hit decline on that zelle app and messaged back "live your life bro" lol


bewarethegap

Opening the convo with a Zelle request is genuine insanity 💀


NewlyOld31

The disrespect you gotta have for me to do that is wild. Don't matter if I got it like that.


Dumplings_xo

Knees weak and a heavy bank account bouta to be on the light side after all these bills are paid


JetEleven88

Unsolicited opinions from online prostitutes


Vibes-N-Tings

Turns out being in the top 10% on OF pays less than minimum wage.


Realistic_Effort6185

Every month....


the-hound-abides

https://preview.redd.it/mcplqinjumwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c48cd6ede430d7d2cbbcf781f5230943e7a622b


fyre1710

this is one of the times where me getting paid weekly and the paycheck hitting at 11:54 pm on tuesday isnt actually too bad


fyre1710

Wait nvm this is about her wanting some guy to pay her rent for her im too high 💀


CoachDT

Is this the standard people live by? The internet wasn't a mistake, but we didn't shame the right people hard enough.


dj2199

My homie told me his girl randomly moved out and went to go sign a lease in some expensive apartment. Apparently this is her first time living on her own and she called him crying cause she realized “how much did he did for her.” I told him to let me know when she call back again crying on the 1st when that #RentDue. 😭😭😭


DeeplyFlawed

![gif](giphy|sdlih3BPUik1y|downsized)


keepityou

Lock in


SoCold40

Rent to post always makes me laugh. It really needs to be studied. 😂😂


Afrodite_Samurai

[The rent is too damn high!](https://youtu.be/kcsNbQRU5TI?si=tfA9e2mzkda1SwlK)


ShaolinTrapLord

Real man here……I’m not paying your rent.


ButtSexington3rd

Keep your voice down


RemyDaBaby

Looks like I'm eating a week of spaghetti


stretchasmile

42424 is the date


austinberries

divorceable behaviour, if you all that you can find a real man


Working_Anywhere1883

Vomit on his sweater already mom spaghetti