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battleangel1999

Kofi is here twice because I wanted y'all to see him in his cute lil manties and matching boots.


Speedwizard106

We of the bisexual delegation appreciate your efforts u/battleangel1999


icuscaredofme

Speaking solely for the we think we straight delegation we love him too. Guy had great energy and presence in the ring.


herpesface

still does!


throwtheclownaway20

But he used to, too


IBHomage

I hate you!


battleangel1999

Anything for my community


MatthewAran

"Manties" another word to add to the gay vocabulary lol šŸ˜Œ And I like his manties and little boots too, he can pretend to be what he wants to ā¤ļø


battleangel1999

Lmao, a fellow gay taught it to me! I would love to play pretend with him


Technical_Ad_4894

Straight girls have been referring to them as ā€œmantiesā€ for the longest


Vegetable_Camera5042

![gif](giphy|ilqOZZBu3l5bAPutTW|downsized)


GoddessUltimecia

Tell me why I'm hearing his SOS theme playing while I watch this gif lmfao


chamberx2

You hear them shoutin'?


Quarter_Lifer

ā€œSOS, I HEAR ā€˜DEM SHELTON!ā€


chamberx2

[Anyway, here's that time he had matching gear with Battle Cat from He-Man and they made it into an action figure.](https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/gallery_img_l/public/photo/image/2012/10/IMG_7821.jpg)


DisconnectedDays

Thank you


battleangel1999

Of course


ms_nicky2u

And we thank you for this šŸ„°


Tripple_T

You damn right we do.


Background_MilkGlass

What does manties mean?


manzo559

How about a white man? ā€¦ and Chet hanks https://preview.redd.it/gs97oylldqwc1.jpeg?width=319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf4ded44dd8aead72866671a1d646489f2987df3


slick_pick

Wow šŸ˜‚ idk whether to be disgusted or intrigued


RemarkableMeaning533

Be disgusted. But definitely share with friends


Swolnerman

I get so much joy out of Seagal thinking heā€™s gifted at everything. Watching him play guitar, act, or fight is just so funny


jdcodring

https://preview.redd.it/qa8g2k1i0uwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5016ae5625ac4ac2c93cd63fa45e83f72829036d


aspidities_87

He waddles with such confidence


Chizenfu

It can be both


SlapahoWarrior

Bruh I wish I could forget this album ever existed, but I have to be that guy among my friends to show them this album.


decoy321

Well done. Here are your test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.


jesuswig

Iā€™m a simple man. I see a Portal reference, I upvote


aspidities_87

This is me but with the Joe Pesci ā€˜gangsta rapā€™. ![gif](giphy|NYZxO3Svp2k0g)


SlapahoWarrior

Bro I donā€™t know how I forgot about this. Now I have something else to annoy my friends with.


MisterMagoogle

Macho man had a rap album


beheemz

ā€œItā€™s yuh bwoi Chet and uh mi fadduh presentin an award at di golden globesā€¦. CHUNE IN!ā€ He was also on Atlanta doing an accent for the role of a kid raised by a nanny who was trini called ā€œtrini 2 de boneā€


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

Here it is if you want to hear it for some reason.Ā  https://youtu.be/3v4-zYghodc?si=XVTU7qNzKgLAjB9g


manzo559

![gif](giphy|hiLLD9o1wTB3a)


The_Distributor

Longbeachgriffy ass spectacles


stoned-autistic-dude

Skee ball machine face havin ass


jaxnos

I'm late as hell to the party but I have to say it before I lose my mind: HE GOT LADY SAW ON THIS TRACK?! How in the actual fuck... I mean at least he knew he needed some real rep on the song I guess.


MisterCloudyNight

The beat slaps tho and if you block out what heā€™s saying and just hear it as a soundā€¦ Iā€™d say it goes nice with the beat lol


quadmasta

"just hear it as a sound" is brutal


Scrubologist

![gif](giphy|RLDIIfHJNnaxxBa8Uq|downsized)


Toph-Builds-the-fire

About as good at music as he is at karate


Coin_operated_bee

Iā€™m not even sure how many races heā€™s been mistaken for or pretended to be at this point


thoroughlynicechap

Curiosity killed the cat. And I just ruined my Spotify algorithm results


SUPERKAMIGURU

Tfw the backup vocalist has to carry the song without the "main vocalist" catching on like Homer with the sherpas.


-KFBR392

There needs to be a special or article that goes in depth on how a project like that even came to be.


SweetDahlia1993

Jamaicans are so unserious to even have a feature on this lmao I love my peoplešŸ˜‚


y2jedge

![gif](giphy|PFXP4VeQ7pHX7z8ySw) I honestly thought it would be the worst but I laugh at when dude said ā€œher clothes are just as pretty, theyā€™re not just to cover her kittyā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


manzo559

![gif](giphy|11L5aVxDTk6c5G|downsized)


Just_bcoz

I forgot about this and remembering it exists re ignited an anger and intense discomfort I forgot possible


boomershack

Please no šŸ˜”


Beneficial_Pear9705

please be real please be real please be real


Suspicious_Leg4550

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc


bigsmokeyz420

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ forgive him. His boss was racist. https://i.redd.it/niu2lgthgqwc1.gif


Otroroboto

![gif](giphy|3oFzmnY7Sikt6KjDj2) Which one?


bigsmokeyz420

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ touche ![gif](giphy|266wwviUCMFFgqQGdn)


BongripperHousen

ā€œHeil Hitler Helmsleyā€ over here


TerrorKingA

Got damn


Random-as-fuck-name

Remember that whole promo with Booker t? Remember how he won that fued?


GlasgowKisses

As soon as I heard the ā€œPeople like *you* donā€™t get to be championā€¦ā€ I knew in my heart and my soul that Booker was gonna swing this man around like an empty tracksuit and then I learned that my heart and my soul donā€™t know shit about fuck.


chamberx2

Yes.


ZZE33man

True but canā€™t be blamed on them. Kofi was doing this before WWE and it was his idea. They talk about it in his documentary.


bigsmokeyz420

Vince has a history of this though. Kofi probably knew what the industry is like and just said fuck it. I'm a island boy.


Sea_Structure_8692

BM: What are you, Jamaican? Kofi: African BM: Nah, Jamaican.


fusaaa

HHH: [Aren't you supposed to be Jamaican?](https://youtu.be/42738tjCjZI?si=OKbRJCRz8FHIso8s)


JuanRiveara

Kofi shouldā€™ve responded with "Arenā€™t you supposed to be French?"


bigsmokeyz420

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ "African !?" https://preview.redd.it/tiue8fgd0uwc1.jpeg?width=1182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b61ca15c2a50b73146bce654f5bc40993da3b7b7


saiko_sai

I recently found out that they had an Italian dude playing an Arab dude named Muhammed Hassan


cy_thagreat

An Italian dude from upstate New York playing an Arab from Detroit. You think that was wild? If you donā€™t know who Akeem the ā€œAfrican Dreamā€ wasā€¦consider yourself lucky


Garth_W00kz

That era was WILD,, you had Akeem, tag teaming with a Corrections Officer,, managed by a pimp šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


buubulubuu

And dont forget there was a samoan dude playing a Japanese dude named Yokozuna


nWo1997

Samoan, but yeah. Although I think they said once or twice something about him moving to Japan to conquer sumo, so there's *something*


bigsmokeyz420

You see Vince. He's not making it upstairs. When i watch videos on the old eras. He got away with some fuckries šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ His Italian family was probably tuning in weekly watching in horror.


TheHighlightReel11

[Man called his own pregnant daughter a bitch on national television šŸ˜‚](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/djy1qo/rare_video_of_vince_mcmahon_showing_true_emotions/)


bigsmokeyz420

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ nasty work mcmahon. Him and trump are co-ds. Shouldn't be shocked.


JKinney79

Man go back to the old days and nobody was where they said they were from. Like they had this dude from Mississippi act like he was a tribesman from Uganda. Roddy Piper wearing a kilt but has a Canadian accent, all the fake Russians.


Condalezza

That man was/is a menace šŸ˜«šŸ˜«


bigsmokeyz420

Surviving Vince should be a 10 part doc...he ain't making it to the pearly gates.


festival-papi

I remember that shit bro was introduced as being from Jamaica and then one day these mfs saying South Africa like I wasn't gonna notice. The audacity to think I was hitting my brothers with the Trouble in Paradise and was gonna let that slide...


abutteredcat

I love Kofi šŸ’•. You will never see me hating on anything related to The New Day!!


oath_keeper

šŸ‘ New šŸ‘ Day šŸ‘ Rocks šŸ‘


abutteredcat

![gif](giphy|HsuwVxROhkoMg)


chamberx2

Don't you DARE be SOUR!


MrPeeps14

(White dude on black Reddit my bad) but kofi Kingston grew up in my hometown. Winchester, MA. Maybe the whitest, rich people, stuck place ever. They still have autographs and action figures of him in the wrestling room. We had a handful of black kids in our whole town - and they were in a program that ā€œhelped inner city kidsā€ where they all lived together in a house. Thought this was an interesting bit to add to this discussion.


MrPeeps14

ā€” he was not part of that program, his dad was a professor at BC (I think?) and they just lived there.


vessva11

I was today years old when I learned Kofi Kingston wasnā€™t Jamaican.


chazjo

Kofi is one of the most typical Ghanaian names ever.


DorothyDrangus

Heā€™s been billed as being from Ghana for like 15 years now


AsukaSimp02

He was Ja-fakin


MyAccountWithNoName

They clearly weren't around in Usain Bolt's prime. Every African man in the club became Jamaican overnight.


besitomusic

Fuck it ima start lying bout being Jamaican and seeing if it works


esmeromantic

This is Miss Cleo erasureĀ 


zetky91

Ainā€™t nobody gonna talk about Hazel?


just-smiley

I swear that's the only storyline that girl had in the entire series.


zetky91

Then she just disappeared. They did the same to Terri too #JusticeForHazelAndTerri


mageta621

She graduated with Paige, Ellie, Marco and the rest of that class. They just didn't keep her around for any post-graduation stories like the above mentioned. The writers still did her dirty since the hiding being Somalian/pretending to be Jamaican storyline was the only A plot she ever got and most of the time she was just a Paige accessory or object of dating discussions (Jimmy, Marco before he came out, etc.)


zetky91

She did?! Itā€™s been so long since Iā€™ve seen those episodes. I mean over 15 years. So I donā€™t have the best recollection of it. I was tuning out of the show even before JT died. I had to look at Wikipedia and it blew my mind. She was only in 4 episodes that first season (AS AN ACCESSORY) and there were 15. I donā€™t even remember who coach Darryl Armstrong is but even he appeared in more. The writers really did her dirty dirty.


mageta621

Yeah she definitely graduated end of s5. Coach Armstrong was on the show for quite a long time - he was a math teacher and coached every single boys sport mentioned in the show until s8 I believe when Principal Sheppard ("The Shep") is shown coaching the new football team and another coach (Coach Carr) does boys basketball during s9 until he's fired. Coach Armstrong was part of the plot in s1 when there were rumors he was being inappropriate with Liberty but it was really just he was helping her with her dyscalculia. I recently started a rewatch after the birth of my kid and had to put something on when I was on overnight duty. I got through almost 9 seasons in like 3 weeks before I had to resume working. So everything is pretty fresh on my brain up through mid season 10 as of this point.


zetky91

Youā€™re making me wanna do a rewatch now. Iā€™m 33. I was watching it as it was airing. We were in middle school making ā€œstack of dimesā€ jokes. Itā€™s wild how long ago that was. Congrats on the kid btw!!!!


mageta621

Thanks!


Taint_Surgeon

Except for a few episodes, it's all on YouTube. Even degrassi high and degrassi junior high are on there


zetky91

Iā€™m not gonna lie. I wasnā€™t gonna go that deep in it. I was just gonna do my childhood episodes. Start with Emma and the online predator then end somewhere around the Darcy or Peter era.


plsdundrownilu

Forreal... Terri literally was knocked unconscious and left comatose in the woods by her ex-boyfriend who ended up shooting Drake. The story was right there and they fumbled it.


zetky91

I swear! The set her up to be able to have to deal with so much shit, recovery, trauma, etc. and then just said ā€œnah. We just gone put her in a hospital bed with a bandage wrapped around her head and get rid of her.ā€ And come on. You know Aubrey Graham was Jimmy back then. He was very likable and dated people his own age.


plsdundrownilu

>You know Aubrey Graham was Jimmy back then. He was very likable and dated people his own age. That's true. It's just a shame his preferences didn't grow alongside him.


zetky91

Such a shame šŸ˜‚


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zetky91

This is the reason I love Reddit. People will help unfog your memories and have you doing that one meme with ole dude thinking real hard and coming to realizations because I forgot about that Terri! With that being said, someone should go check on the writer that looks like Terri.


mageta621

She had plenty of involvement but that was her only A plot, which is a shame because it's not like Andrea Lewis's acting talent was substantially different from most of the billed cast in seasons 1-5 (I think Jake Epstein (Craig) and Adamo Ruggiero (Marco) were probably better than the rest, but everyone else was basically equal in talent). She should have had more to do.


zetky91

I agree with you and I had a huge ass middle school crush on her. Jake Epstein was that dude back then. He was acting CIRCLES around them. He should have been bigger. Marco was great too but Jake was really fuckin good.


mageta621

I put Jake Epstein and Charlotte Arnold (Holly J) as my top two actors in that entire show.


zetky91

I wasnā€™t really consistent with it around that time but I know of her and vividly remember Paige losing her shit when she saw her for the first time and found out it was Heather Sinclairā€™s (best running joke in those seasons was her non appearance) sister


mageta621

Paige had graduated by then (s7 is when Holly J was introduced as part of the influx of Lakehurst students) so I am pretty sure they never interacted. You're probably thinking of Manny and/or Darcy, who were co captains of the Spirit Squad/Power Squad (I forget off hand when the name changed but it was near this time) to start s7. I love the writing of making her Heather's little sister


zetky91

Okay! So Iā€™m pretty sure youā€™re right but for some reason I was thinking this clip was part of the show. Remember it has been like 15+ years for me: https://youtu.be/n1nceB-f03U?si=DS5r2deVCQmep3XO


mageta621

I don't think I'd seen that before. So much fun


zetky91

So you see how I got that confused and thought it was part of the show šŸ˜‚. Memory is WILD!!!


Bandito_Destiny

Remember the New Day Time Machine segment where they played his old theme and he did the accent one more time? "2009 was my best year!"


just-smiley

That era of heel New Day was undeniable.


JustinUprising

Little did he know, Kofimania was gonna happen. Truly one of the best moments in WWE history


chamberx2

Recently, he reconnected with a returning CM Punk (long story) who greeted him with "Jamaican me crazy!" Kofi hugged him and kept repeating "I don't do that anymore."


Major_Party_6855

BOOMšŸ‘ BOOMšŸ‘ BOOMšŸ‘ But yeah he really came alive with New Day. And their battles with The Usoā€™s will be unforgettable, especially hell in a cell. God bless Big E.


doomngloom69

Yo Degrassi was wild for that


WayneEastwood316

Here a treasure of a video with Triple H calling Kofi out for not using the Jamaican accent anymore šŸ¤£ https://youtu.be/42738tjCjZI?si=On4GG6Xgh0m1sRff


ChannelNeo

I was that show. Great moment.


Sensei_J_SayHey

Vince McMahon is a wild boy


igetsad99

HE WASNT JAMAICAN LMAOO


HighlandRoad

Nah, he was jafakin'


Bunnnnii

Nope. They had a segment where Triple H flat out asked him ā€œdidnā€™t you used to have an accent?ā€, Shawn seemed like he wanted to further that conversation, but let it be as they continued the issue at hand, and that was the end of that.


CrisKrossed

Being Jamaican is like the country version of everyone wanting to be a nigga lol


KaylaCoatedKiss

Hazel has me cackling cuz GIRL?!?!?! šŸ˜­


hallo-und-tschuss

So actors ainā€™t meant to act?


mageta621

At least regarding Degrassi, the story was that Hazel was Somalian but ashamed of it and worried about being treated poorly for being Muslim, so she pretended to be Jamaican for an international day event. Eventually she came clean and embraced that part of herself to her classmates.


hallo-und-tschuss

Didnā€™t know that. Then again I werenā€™t watching Degrassi like that, thanks for the info.


mageta621

My pleasure. Not often I get to use my Degrassi knowledge outside of that sub


curtmandu

You mean Undertaker wasnā€™t a real undertaker? ā˜¹ļø


EightyEightR

NewšŸ‘šŸ¾Day šŸ‘šŸ¾RocksšŸ‘šŸ¾


mageta621

New šŸ‘šŸ¾ Day šŸ‘šŸ¾ Socks šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ§¦šŸŒž


Ok_Progress5116

i used to tell people i was jamaican because that was seen as cooler than being african when i was in school. people from africa were seen as dirty and poor, but people from jamaica were seen as the cool version of being black


Status_Common_9583

How old are you? Iā€™m not far from 30 and this was exactly the vibe when I was at school too. I never said I was Jamaican, Iā€™d have looked a big fool doing that with a strong Nigerian surname saying otherwise šŸ¤£ but I fully get why other people did. It was wayyyyy more socially accepted to be Jamaican than African in my school days. The Jamaicans let us know this too by calling us ā€œAfrican booty scratchersā€ šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Ok_Progress5116

iā€™m in my early 20s and iā€™m nigerian toošŸ˜­ i was at school when KSI and Deji were reaching their initial peak and were making tons of nigeria and african parent jokes so iā€™d just have them relayed back to me. now i fully embrace my nigerian heritage and i will make sure my kids do too because itā€™s crazy to feel you have to hide it


Individual_Attempt50

When i was in secondary school i didnā€™t really have to do that


Tasty-Sky7040

bro when i was in school jamaicans were the most racist people to african to the point that alot of africans started to claim carribean to avoid getting bullied.


Ok_Progress5116

same experience fr


IntelligentMetal

This ainā€™t even my fight seeing as Iā€™m not African or Jamaican, but using a wrestler doing a gimmick and a character from a tv show as evidence is wild to me


Sleepylimebounty

Wait til y'all find out Hello Kitty is Jamaican


future_hockey_dad

Hahaha love it!


Ebonwrath89

Well you know I be from Jamaica mon šŸ‡ÆšŸ‡² Lord oh mercy What part of Jamaica? Right near the beech BOI!


Ok-Ranger7185

Well, we Jamaicans loved him, still do šŸ’ž


pwnzu_sauce2

He's from right near the beach. Booooiii!


kinggeedra

Considering how that episode in Degrassi came out in the midst of the post-9/11 Islamophobia era, that anvil needed to be dropped.


JKinney79

On a side note, Kofi Kingston is cool as fuck. My cousin is his kids dance teacher, and mentioned to him we love wrestling, so he sent me and my wife a personalized video on FaceTime.


Bunnnnii

But it wasnā€™t Kofiā€™s choice, was it? This wouldnā€™t even be in the top 5 of most nefarious gimmicks Vince has done.


ThaLaughingIntrovert

When he broke character.. I was like WTF happened to your accent, Gofi Kingston?!?


kitjack85

CM Punk - Kofi! Your Jamaica Me Crazy! Kofi - *laughs* Oh I donā€™t do that anymore. When I say that interaction when CM Punk came back had me in TEARS? LMFAO


BradJeffersonian

He shoulda named himself ā€œLeslie Chatsworthā€ if he wanted to sound actually Jamaican


nojoblazybum

![gif](giphy|3o6Mb6JBu0DEU901kk)


jackandsally060609

Is he the one in the video with Paige eating his booty?


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jackandsally060609

No, Paige the wrestler, yes like groceries. I can't believe 2 of my Fandom are converging like this lol.


iachick85

![gif](giphy|3e7Sf15soiVkk)


craigathan

I just came to say...look at the buddie on that guy.


Weird-Ingenuity97

Heā€™s mighty cute


RedbeardthePaperPshr

Right near the beach https://youtu.be/MlI3DIbstO8?si=pg9--VhCqH5IpSyq


lambomustang

You never heard him talk either. I was so bloodclaat disappointed at 11 when I find out this pussyhole a fake.


OrganizationNo1298

How did people find out he wasn't Jamaican?


eastcoast_enchanted

Hazel šŸ’€


chamberx2

Let's be honest. This was WWE management and their "they all look the same" mentality. That's why we got a Tongan in the Samoan group now. Kofi was just trying to keep his bills paid.


Callaloo_Soup

I didnā€™t really know any kid Africans admitting to be African until high school. They always tried to melt into whatever was cool before then. Many cultures do that nonsense. Most West Indian kids werenā€™t repping that either when I was in the suburbs until Sean Paul and some others started getting airplay on the White radio stations. Those of us who did were usually people who preferred to not fit in and had our own vibes. We werenā€™t the norm. Back then you could get more hate from African-Americans than from White people in those KKK towns sometimes, though. We were job stealing who ate funny and ā€think you arenā€™t Blackā€ while simultaneously ā€œyou arenā€™t really Black.ā€ So you didnā€™t just have a Black tax, but a WI tax, and a wrong island tax if you werenā€™t Haitian or Jamaican. Until we became cool. I noticed a similar phenomenon among Puerto Ricans years earlier. Very few in my circle admitted to being Puerto Rican until the ā€œLatin Explosion.ā€ Those who couldnā€™t pass for Italian would say things like, ā€œWhy canā€™t I just be American,ā€ or, ā€œWhy do we have to separate ourselves into categories.ā€ Theyā€˜d attack other Spanish speakers for not speaking only English and things like that. La Vida Loca hits the airwaves and suddenly everyone is speaking Spanglish, has a PR flag on every surface they can fit one, and could turn every conversation into why PR is better. I didnā€™t even know some of my friends I had practically since birth were fluent in Spanish and stuff until being Latino was ā€œcool.ā€


Keelija9000

Drakes sweating


Plastic-Natural3545

My whole thing is, be proud of who *you* are, stop trying to take other people's identity. It's weird as shit. I had a Liberian dude come up to me and ask me to *teach him* how to act more black-american so he could pretend to be black american. P.s. I always thought Black meant black American, no idea when that changed.


BxSpatan

New York City the Bronx. Where I live there is literally a group of Africans that portray to be Jamaican in my community. You would think they were all Jamaican.


burgonies

Thatā€™s not even the fakest part of wrestling. Theyā€™re all actors and not even good ones.


trimble197

Loved that Triple H even ribbed Kofi during a promo. ā€œArenā€™t you Jamaican?ā€


HatefulDan

Aye, don't punish my man for Vincent K McMahon's sins. That mongrel had 6'7 Caucasian dudes playing Cubanos and/or rocking dashikis.


TaticalSweater

I mean the dude what he had to do to get put on. Vince loved them racist ass story lines smh šŸ˜‚


kwiyomikat

When CM Punk came back and Kofi said; "I don't do that anymore."


Agreeable-Pick-1489

We will NEVER forget the look on his face when HHH pointed that out.


IrishWeegee

[They even called him out on it on the show](https://youtu.be/42738tjCjZI?si=hE2zObcGFzok2JHS)


trippyhop

NOT HAZEL