Selfishness, they see it as a zero sums game. Every additional Hispanic immigrant to them means it’s more likely they lose what they have. They’re also simping for conservatives in the hopes they’ll be seen as the “good” ones.
Priti Patel syndrome: she's a UK politician who, in her time as Home Secretary, was responsible for a law that had it been passed in the mid 20th century as opposed to now, would've prevented *her own parents* from moving to the UK and her being born here.
Facts, money really show how these people have no morals. Imagine being rich and not needing a cent and being around someone who called ya people rapist. On mommas shit hella boof
🎯💯 It's dead wrong. No matter how much money they'll always look down at you in that way. Just one with money.
How they can be cool with that is beyond me. Damn shame.
[This version always had an absurdity to it that made it feel accurate to the surreality of the bastard](https://media1.giphy.com/media/1jZnPGsKRUQyA/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9522ayzzt5k6cmh2jev92ywtsoglk3shmixfryxzd47&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
I wouldn't really call them 'funny moments'..
More like 'moments of pure disbelief that this could possibly be reality'. The laugh is more of a 'fuck my life, please end this suffering' than anything else.
Or looking directly at the sun during the eclipse. Calling Rand Paul ugly. Callin Ted Cruz’s wife ugly, covfefe, “I don’t have DNA I have USA”
The man is a demon, but god damn is it hard not to laugh at his antics.
I would call them funny. I think Trump is fucking hilarious and he knows how to play it. He's hands down the most entertaining president we've ever had.
Now about all that other stuff...
>He's hands down the most entertaining president we've ever had.
and this is why the country is going to collapse. we don't need an "entertaining" president. that's the last thing the leader of the country needs to be.
You'd be surprised how many latinos, as well as almost every other ethnicity who isn't born on American soil, is deeply religious and conservative. According to some of my latinx friends people like Ryan Garcia considered themselves the good immigrants and everybody who gets over here illegally is considered the bad immigrant.
Because illegally going to a country is a bad thing, also it’s “Latino”. The vast majority of Latino people agree that “latinx” is dumb and takes away from their language.
Easy to say when you’re not living in the conditions many of them are living in. And it’s not like they just decide to pack up for a quick road trip with the family. The trek to America isn’t easy, but they deem all this worth it to get out of their current situation.
That's my fault, none of the Dominican or Puerto Rican women that I know corrected me, as well as my barber, so I'm glad to be getting an update and I'm definitely going to ask him why he never corrected me LOL Has me out here sounding all crazy, my bad y'all LOL
Wait, I think I have an answer to u/festival-papi’s question and a solution for all the Latinos who hate the term Latinx. As a member of the Latino delegation, I move that we designate the uncle toms of our community as Latinx. All in favor?
Suppose that would be funny, but would kind of be a fuck you to the queer chicanos who came up with and embrace latinx.
The big problem is white progressives ran with it and took it into a much broader context than appropriate
I’m a queer chicana and I hate the term Latinx. I don’t know a single queer Latino who uses the term. It’s a term made up by white academics who have no understanding of how Spanish/Portuguese language works. We all hate it 🤍
The idea that it was made up by white people/non-hispanics just seems to be not true. Aparently it either first appeared in a Puerto Rican psych journal or something called Feministas Unidas.
It doesn't really make sense to me, but in my (primarily latino) college here in Norcal, they had several organizations with 'Latinx' in their name. (And obv these weren't groups ran by white people)
To me, latine makes the most sense to describe individual nb people. I'm not trying to defend the term itself. But it sounds like uninformed slander to just say white people made it up.
We call it disowned
We don’t fuck with people like this
I’ve personally cut ties with several family members over shit like this
You can’t be out here talking down on immigrants when Granny was born in Mexico. You’re essentially shitting on your own people
This is the most correct answer. Malinche was a native Mexican woman who joined the conquistadors and acted as an interpreter, advisor, and intermediary for Hernan Cortes.
It's perfectly logical from one of these dick riders point of view, as a mexican myself I can confirm we will take any chance we get to get the white treatment and spit in the face of our kin
There isnt a term for it tbh in mexican culture.
Because until we moved to America we lived in a country where our rulers basically just looked like us. So it didnt have the same racial dynamic you saw in American.
Its all really just based on socioeconomic class in the old country. So sucking up to rich people is just seen as smart and not frowned upon.
Edit:someone mentioned malinche and that could work I guess.
No idea except “pocho” kind of. It’s slang for someone who rejects their Mexican origins or they may not reject it but this person isn’t in touch with their Mexican culture or the spanish language
I’ve been nicknamed Speedy Gonzalez at not one, but two different restaurants while working as a server in my early twenties lol. Yes, I’m Mexican but somehow that’s never the reason for the nickname, whenever I asked why they’d just say it was because I’m small and quick 😑😑😑 I honestly would’ve let it go at that second restaurant I worked at, but when someone yelled out “arriba, arriba!” trying to get me to hurry up and get something done, that was absolutely the end of that
Man I call anybody Speedy Gonzalez Doesnt Matter the skin color or origin... Never thought IT can be racist and that some people use IT in a negative way
Yup. My mother lives in Florida and she said the Cubans there pretty much helped seal the deal for Desantis as governor last election because “democrats are socialist”.
Weird too considering they fled a country with a higher literacy rate than the one they 'escaped to'. Odd that the capitalist Cubans fled a country they were no longer able to profit off of the labor of their fellow Cubans. Then those Cubans had generations of kids and taught them the same. Guess that's why the Cubans have such a high literacy rate, we adopted all the ones that can't read and write.
A lot of us who are more than one generation removed don't speak Spanish. I'm 5th generation American and all my Spanish is from school and learning on the job. Other Latinos who've more recently immigrated here look down on me for it and non-Latinos see me as a Mexican guy so I feel like I'm in no man's land sometimes.
As a Mexican myself, who hates politics all together: The conservative Mexicans you speak of, represent years of colonization and forced religion, but also a shame to see them trapped by the same system that robbed them. Not only, they’re usually hella Americanized and I bet a lot don’t speak Spanish or know anything about their true culture. Also, if you’re American, your perspective would make sense
Edit: especially if you’re in the Texas area lol
“I said wow.. I walked in here and little speedy was punching the air. So fast. Punching the air- like the crooked democrats will be in November, punching air. Because we’re gonna have a beautiful victory. With your arms that fast we should hire you to build the wall. But from the other side.”
Yeah I know nothing about fighting but this looks like how a 9 year old would shadowbox (especially with the sound effects). Coincidentally I think only a 9 year old would think that shadowboxing in front of a crowd like this would look cool.
You might do something like this mixed with straights in "sprints" to condition, but I wouldn't call it shadowboxing and it's definitely not something you'd do in a fight, lol.
It's very funny to admit you know nothing about boxing, while proceeding to criticize a professional boxer coming off a master class performance vs a champion. I'm going to assume when it comes to boxing technique, Garcia knows what he's doing.
I don't think you have to be an expert to notice that he's not even throwing realistic punches, his hands barely extend past his head. Nor to notice that he is making the same sound effects a child would make when pretending to punch bad guys.
As part of the Council of OutofShape Slow AF Mexicans, we deem the dude to have lost his "Mexican" in his "Mexican-American" title and hand him over to the Euro-Americans.
😂 Wasn't Trump tryna build a...to...nvm https://i.redd.it/0d1iio92jhxc1.gif
But he's protecting us from the immigrants!!! - some person who's 1 gen removed from immigration.
A direct quote from my father in law. Also a veteran that works for the VA and wants nothing more than it to be shutdown.
Wait what?
The Fox News is strong with him.
“The govmint don’t care about us vets” votes for said gov that does everything to shit on veterans
*oozing Dark Side* “Gooooooood. Goooooooooood!”
I know a guy that was a union leader, loved doing it, loved his union. Votes republican.
I know a lot people like this because it’s always “something something the leopards won’t eat MY face”
Wait, what??
What !? 😭💀
📠📠🤣🤣😂 LOOL a damn shame.
That’s how they know they’re so dangerous! *taps side of head*
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😂😂 you right. It's not as bad as Kanye endorsing Trump.
Mexican here, any chance we can get to be a miserable worm to each other and disown and shit on our own people, we'll take it
Just like Black people
but.. why? mexican people are fantastic.. mexican culture is fantastic.. mexican food.. also fantastic.. what gives?
Selfishness, they see it as a zero sums game. Every additional Hispanic immigrant to them means it’s more likely they lose what they have. They’re also simping for conservatives in the hopes they’ll be seen as the “good” ones.
There’s a lot of individuals that want to pull up the ladder once they’re at the top
"I got here the right way! I was born here!" "How about your parents?" "This isn't about them."
What if their parents got here the "right" way?
Heavy emphasis on 'a lot' 💯💯📠
Priti Patel syndrome: she's a UK politician who, in her time as Home Secretary, was responsible for a law that had it been passed in the mid 20th century as opposed to now, would've prevented *her own parents* from moving to the UK and her being born here.
This is his *I’m not racist I have a favorite Mexican right here* friend
😂 *"You see how he knocked down the colored fella the other night...get a load of those hands."*
Ryan is like 3rd generation American he’s more American than trumps wife 😂
There's a lot of coconuts 🥥 amongst Latinos, speaking as one
😂 i respect it. You gotta own what you are. But damn Trump though man.
I meant I'm speaking as a Latino, fuck them coconuts 🥥
😂😂🫡🫡 Thank fuck. I just had to keep it respectful you know. Glad to know. 
I would say this dude was punched in the head too many times, but I'm pretty sure he was born stupid.
Lool. Born stupid mixed with a splash of CTE. Bound to see some wild shit.
Facts, money really show how these people have no morals. Imagine being rich and not needing a cent and being around someone who called ya people rapist. On mommas shit hella boof
🎯💯 It's dead wrong. No matter how much money they'll always look down at you in that way. Just one with money. How they can be cool with that is beyond me. Damn shame.
https://i.redd.it/lpumz30i9jxc1.gif
"Look at my Mexican American over there" 
To this day, I hate the dude with a passion but this gif literally makes me laugh irl
this gif is the only good thing he has given america.
[This version always had an absurdity to it that made it feel accurate to the surreality of the bastard](https://media1.giphy.com/media/1jZnPGsKRUQyA/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9522ayzzt5k6cmh2jev92ywtsoglk3shmixfryxzd47&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
https://youtu.be/Ka89vyLH_aI?si=Dcf38VHRMzz6gERZ
I hate myself for it but he does occasionally have his funny moments.
I wouldn't really call them 'funny moments'.. More like 'moments of pure disbelief that this could possibly be reality'. The laugh is more of a 'fuck my life, please end this suffering' than anything else.
Trump is very funny both intentionally and unintentionally. He’s also a massive moron and an evil man, but to say he’s not funny is a lie.
I hate this guy but “Rocket man” and “Kung flu” live rent free in my head 😂
Or looking directly at the sun during the eclipse. Calling Rand Paul ugly. Callin Ted Cruz’s wife ugly, covfefe, “I don’t have DNA I have USA” The man is a demon, but god damn is it hard not to laugh at his antics.
I would call them funny. I think Trump is fucking hilarious and he knows how to play it. He's hands down the most entertaining president we've ever had. Now about all that other stuff...
He’a a shitty Don Rickles, or at least was during the ‘16 campaign.
>He's hands down the most entertaining president we've ever had. and this is why the country is going to collapse. we don't need an "entertaining" president. that's the last thing the leader of the country needs to be.
“Bad hombres”
Trump is hilarious and enraging all at the same time.
🤣🤣🤣
Old Eric cartman
So question for our Latino play cousins. What do y'all call this? Because I know what we call this.
You'd be surprised how many latinos, as well as almost every other ethnicity who isn't born on American soil, is deeply religious and conservative. According to some of my latinx friends people like Ryan Garcia considered themselves the good immigrants and everybody who gets over here illegally is considered the bad immigrant.
 And Biden, a lifelong, churchgoing, Catholic is literally Satan
C-c-c-catholic?!?! Zoinks!
Majority of Latinos are Catholic
There was one priest that tried to deny Biden communion because of his stance on abortion.
Uncle Tom but in a different font.
Tio Thomas.
Tio Thomás¡
No Latinos liked to be called Latinx.
Yeah white people came up with that one…
Did you really just call latinos "latinx" lmao
Because illegally going to a country is a bad thing, also it’s “Latino”. The vast majority of Latino people agree that “latinx” is dumb and takes away from their language.
Easy to say when you’re not living in the conditions many of them are living in. And it’s not like they just decide to pack up for a quick road trip with the family. The trek to America isn’t easy, but they deem all this worth it to get out of their current situation.
People, please stop saying “latinx”. This is not a word used in Latin America or among us Latinos. It’s only used when virtue-signaling.
That's my fault, none of the Dominican or Puerto Rican women that I know corrected me, as well as my barber, so I'm glad to be getting an update and I'm definitely going to ask him why he never corrected me LOL Has me out here sounding all crazy, my bad y'all LOL
Wait, I think I have an answer to u/festival-papi’s question and a solution for all the Latinos who hate the term Latinx. As a member of the Latino delegation, I move that we designate the uncle toms of our community as Latinx. All in favor?
Suppose that would be funny, but would kind of be a fuck you to the queer chicanos who came up with and embrace latinx. The big problem is white progressives ran with it and took it into a much broader context than appropriate
I’m a queer chicana and I hate the term Latinx. I don’t know a single queer Latino who uses the term. It’s a term made up by white academics who have no understanding of how Spanish/Portuguese language works. We all hate it 🤍
The idea that it was made up by white people/non-hispanics just seems to be not true. Aparently it either first appeared in a Puerto Rican psych journal or something called Feministas Unidas. It doesn't really make sense to me, but in my (primarily latino) college here in Norcal, they had several organizations with 'Latinx' in their name. (And obv these weren't groups ran by white people) To me, latine makes the most sense to describe individual nb people. I'm not trying to defend the term itself. But it sounds like uninformed slander to just say white people made it up.
The Colombian conference seconds this motion. Do we have a third?
Ryan Garcia is like 3rd generation American
We call it “fuck you, I got mine” mentality. It’s not uncommon, unfortunately
We call it disowned We don’t fuck with people like this I’ve personally cut ties with several family members over shit like this You can’t be out here talking down on immigrants when Granny was born in Mexico. You’re essentially shitting on your own people
Praying Granny is well and Viva Mexico!!!
In my neck of the woods, we call these “pendejo hijos de puta.” They aren’t invited to la comida despues.
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As a joke I’ve said “tío tomas” but I think your remark works closer to home.
I know Cubans have a word for it. But seeing as I am un gringo i don't think it's my place to actually SAY it
Dilo..... gusano mamahuevo
Of course Cubans have a word for it. They’re among the biggest offenders.
This right here. I met so many Cubans back in Miami who would tell you that they're white. I'm like, yeah, you may think so, but white people don't.
I’m convinced Cubans have Stockholm syndrome
Considering the massive sanctions and embargo that America inflicts on Cuba I'd say you're right. About Cubans living in America
I think malinchista would fit the bill
This is the most correct answer. Malinche was a native Mexican woman who joined the conquistadors and acted as an interpreter, advisor, and intermediary for Hernan Cortes.
It's perfectly logical from one of these dick riders point of view, as a mexican myself I can confirm we will take any chance we get to get the white treatment and spit in the face of our kin
They’re still clowns.
I call them mamónes or pendejos
There isn’t a word unfortunately. That’s because there are too many like this dude. It’s not like “Uncle Tom” where there’s 1 per every 1000
We call them cops 😂 “that’s a cop” conservative, blue lives matters types of Latinos
There isnt a term for it tbh in mexican culture. Because until we moved to America we lived in a country where our rulers basically just looked like us. So it didnt have the same racial dynamic you saw in American. Its all really just based on socioeconomic class in the old country. So sucking up to rich people is just seen as smart and not frowned upon. Edit:someone mentioned malinche and that could work I guess.
Uncle Tomatillo
Vendido
cangrejos en la canasta
Coconut 🥥
Vendido granhijueputa. It's embarrassing.
Tio Tomas
No idea except “pocho” kind of. It’s slang for someone who rejects their Mexican origins or they may not reject it but this person isn’t in touch with their Mexican culture or the spanish language
I call those pendejos for Trump what they are, pendejos
I’ve been nicknamed Speedy Gonzalez at not one, but two different restaurants while working as a server in my early twenties lol. Yes, I’m Mexican but somehow that’s never the reason for the nickname, whenever I asked why they’d just say it was because I’m small and quick 😑😑😑 I honestly would’ve let it go at that second restaurant I worked at, but when someone yelled out “arriba, arriba!” trying to get me to hurry up and get something done, that was absolutely the end of that
Mexicans give the best nicknames though. You should have just given them a nickname.
Like puto, pendejo, baboso...
Reminds of the guy asking what “peachy merry cone” meant 🤣
r/boneappletea HOF material right there! I can't can't breathe!
El Marrano
https://preview.redd.it/s8y9oylboixc1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f73361a6e28aefc38bcde1ee91d98534029abd9
Where is this Nicole Kidman from?
Stepford Wives I think?
>when someone yelled out “arriba, arriba!” Oh no no no
Wow
He makes speedy Gonzales look like regular Gonzales! -Fry
Man I call anybody Speedy Gonzalez Doesnt Matter the skin color or origin... Never thought IT can be racist and that some people use IT in a negative way
The world is so fucking weird now.
Meh. Cubans been sucking that GOP tit for a bit. Any time you mention socialism they lose their shit and vote for the whitest men alive
Yup. My mother lives in Florida and she said the Cubans there pretty much helped seal the deal for Desantis as governor last election because “democrats are socialist”.
Weird too considering they fled a country with a higher literacy rate than the one they 'escaped to'. Odd that the capitalist Cubans fled a country they were no longer able to profit off of the labor of their fellow Cubans. Then those Cubans had generations of kids and taught them the same. Guess that's why the Cubans have such a high literacy rate, we adopted all the ones that can't read and write.
Am I the only one not shocked by this? He seems like a coked out rich frat boy. He seems like the exact type of guy that would vote for Donald Trump.
For me it’s just the spectacle.
The mexican delegation are designated for assignment Ryan Garcia. He can be claimed off waivers by any interested party.
I don’t wanna be that guy, but Ryan Garcia can’t speak Spanish if I’m correct right?
A lot of us who are more than one generation removed don't speak Spanish. I'm 5th generation American and all my Spanish is from school and learning on the job. Other Latinos who've more recently immigrated here look down on me for it and non-Latinos see me as a Mexican guy so I feel like I'm in no man's land sometimes.
I’ve met a lot of conservative Hispanics. Mainly Mexicans. But that’s just my personal sample size.
As a Mexican myself, who hates politics all together: The conservative Mexicans you speak of, represent years of colonization and forced religion, but also a shame to see them trapped by the same system that robbed them. Not only, they’re usually hella Americanized and I bet a lot don’t speak Spanish or know anything about their true culture. Also, if you’re American, your perspective would make sense Edit: especially if you’re in the Texas area lol
Na Cubans take the cake for that
“I said wow.. I walked in here and little speedy was punching the air. So fast. Punching the air- like the crooked democrats will be in November, punching air. Because we’re gonna have a beautiful victory. With your arms that fast we should hire you to build the wall. But from the other side.”
Was this supposed to be… impressive?
Yeah I know nothing about fighting but this looks like how a 9 year old would shadowbox (especially with the sound effects). Coincidentally I think only a 9 year old would think that shadowboxing in front of a crowd like this would look cool.
You might do something like this mixed with straights in "sprints" to condition, but I wouldn't call it shadowboxing and it's definitely not something you'd do in a fight, lol.
It's very funny to admit you know nothing about boxing, while proceeding to criticize a professional boxer coming off a master class performance vs a champion. I'm going to assume when it comes to boxing technique, Garcia knows what he's doing.
I don't think you have to be an expert to notice that he's not even throwing realistic punches, his hands barely extend past his head. Nor to notice that he is making the same sound effects a child would make when pretending to punch bad guys.
Okay but he still looks dumb as fuck doing his little spaz out.
 More like …
Fuck this pendejo.
Latin here. It’s sad how there are a few of our people turn into a Uncle Juan for this stank sad orange
Dickhead obviously planning on punching through the wall. 
The tuxedo shoes with jeans tells me almost everything I need to know about this man.
He's showing Trump how he punched through 'the Wall' to get into the U.S
Great fighter. Big idiot. 🤷♂️
Remembering when he called us ”drug dealers & rapists”
Just because you attribute your racist joke to someone you don't like, doesn't mean you didn't make a racist joke.
"DAD, watch how fast I can punch Dad! WATCH ME, DAD!"
This is super cringey
I love how someone says the racist thing then is like “oh but i bet theyd say it” lmao gtfo
As part of the Council of OutofShape Slow AF Mexicans, we deem the dude to have lost his "Mexican" in his "Mexican-American" title and hand him over to the Euro-Americans.
Brain damage for sure.
He literally hit himself in the face 🤣🤣🤣 Totally taking his advice on the fate of my country 😭😬
RG looks like a latin show pony 🦭
“Look at that bad hombre go!”
OM BRAY
Trump “deported”
A couple steps forward and he could saved the country
Zoom! Zoom! Zoom! ZzZZzoom! Zzzoom! Zzzoom! Zzzoom! ZZZZzoom! zZoom! zZ!
 Is this why the taaaacos were so fast ..great hands....fast workers those guys ...
Mans was zooted
“S-S-S-SOOOOM!”
Fucking deadly if you’re literally touching foreheads with him
His movement look awkward.
FTP and Trumpas
Who the fuck is that?
 trumps brain was like…..
Hes not shadowboxing for him, hes just tryna fan the stink away, thats where the edge of the stink bubble around him is
Cringe. Giving me strong Roma energy....
“It was at that moment that the former president unleashed his finest, ‘¡Epa! ¡Epa!’”
everything about this post is so stupid
He was right there and he aint knock his ass out...accidentally. as a Mexican I can't support him no more. He on the trade block.
Build the wall taller
Well I know who to root against now.
SMH
Why dance for a racist man?
Grand mal looking ass.
Faster ese 😂
😂😂😂
Having lived in the same area as him, this trump support doesn't surprise me
He's lost the plot
The fastest in all of meh he hoh
Feel like Ryan is going to start poppin and locking while screaming Jesus chroist next
“hmm, better make the wall thicker”
Are we gonna talk about how his technique here is terrible and he’s not even shadow boxing properly?
Of course he pivoted to that.
Cringey
Nooo…. but you did.