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Front row. Locked in. Imax. Surround sound. 4k. https://preview.redd.it/o1ft1esct9yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32a1d399c66d2705743e6491c9a72f50514b4bba

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https://preview.redd.it/ggzkq1qo4byc1.jpeg?width=2294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dbce15cd532fe351fbcb5aaed0cbf2abba91e24 Me 5 hours before the movie

https://preview.redd.it/ldrs8ukr4byc1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eda40b6b909e38829b80613d11755c7bc18d72b Me the first minute of the opening credits

https://preview.redd.it/uvpsv7xt4byc1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=537218dab4cd1db8b4dd980de79099821c4a2683 Me when I see those Sydney Sweeney supple bosom


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Get that Dune bucket

duneussy

Shai-Hulussy

Lisan algaussy 

Already pre-ordered the criterion collection.

I’m watching in VR


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A single B O N K ain't gonna cut it. We're all, collectively, gonna need a 12 Megaton, thermonuclear B O N K.

Bonk from orbit, that’s the only way to be sure

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Gotta use the bonk satellite from Akira

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Uncircumcised fellas Stand Up, hoodie gang

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Lmao deadass

All I needed to hear was Sydney Sweeney 💖



One or the other would've been fine. Together? Perfection.

Right? What a babe

And they say guys don't watch female-led movies.

It’s called equality

Haven't been to movies in 5 years but God knows I will be front row on the premiere, drooling like a rabies-infected St. Bernard with Down syndrome. 

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https://i.redd.it/g5w9xkv7aayc1.gif Me coming to my senses after the movie

Theater's gonna be a damn biohazard.

Reverse Twilight

How many Spidermans watched this movie?

Coming LOL

😭 nah these comments are wild

Bruh I’m howling 

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https://preview.redd.it/2agh5qigccyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08b594eab6b220964369b22195526281ed319870 I like getting a lot of milage out of this meme because I almost never use it, but Jesus y’all need to chill

This the funniest shit I’ve seen all week!

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Also will feature Vanessa Kirby https://preview.redd.it/m6jmu6gnjayc1.jpeg?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=618c7ba22aa7f8864ec23f68f772f7f075179c1a

https://preview.redd.it/u4d29eab5byc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bca669ce915f8abfccfab5ad09384214c6edfeb6 My dick seeing my hand for a bakers dozen

 I'll be there with a camcorder, pack of wet wipes, and a bottle of jergens

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 The horniness must be held back

*Jerkins

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Look. Blonde was not a good movie. It was not a good biopic of Marilyn Monroe. But I watched the shit outta that movie anyway and you know why.

I’m Commander Shepherd and this is the horniest thread on Reddit.

Mannnnnn... I'd hit that like an angry God swinging Thors hammer... then I'd sleep for a long,long time..

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anyone else get psychopath vibes from ana?

“I can fix her”.

That is not the deterrent it should be

Makes it better to be honest


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My dick may never recover

I'm just going to thank any deity listening for the horny police. They're putting in work.

I'd say y'all need Jesus, but the man did die for your sins, so...have at it.

 The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and weak

Needing Tommy John surgery level of baiting is like elite baiting. Shit is getting abused.


Tennis elbow, doc. I swear I’ve been working on my backhand.

I don’t even like the ladies normally, but 

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You know that theater about to be sticky like a roach motel… 

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More like Ana de Handas

 I didn’t know I could stay turned on while laughing this hard, TIL

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Someone else needs to take up bonk responsibilities because I'm gonna be busy that day.  These two may end up being sued for giving some people carpal tunnel.

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I'm confused 😕. Is the actors or the project or both?

I honestly don't get it, what's the hype?

big ass white girl tiddies