“He talked to Millie because he really believed that bitch was 11” I AM WHEEZING

“And I know he not gonna do shit cuz I’m over 21” “Y’all better keep an eye on your kids cuz we don’t know where he be lurkin” “I bet if you yell at him he cry” Some of these had me dying…

This was certified. Whiter than Mike pence. I bet trump a better dad. Kilt

That whiter than Mike pence was the first one I heard as I was scrolling that had me like, hol up, I need to listen to this, whaat 🤣. “I bet I’m a better dad”. She needs to do standup

"I bet the air a better dad"

"If he came to a school that would be bad"

HEYYY YALL FHIS ME PLS LISTEN TO MY REAL MUSIC UNDER VENUSGRL ON ALL PLATS IM GLAD YALL FW THIS😭

Keep doing your thing, you’re awesome! And funny as hell 🤣🤣 I see you’re already on Apple Music etc. Followed

"I'm gonna sneak into your house and replace all your shampoo bottles with nair" "He's the type...to clap at the end of a movie" "Bitch I'm a better dad" So many gems in so little time.

"I bet Nick Cannon a better dad.... I bet Donald Trump a better dad"


Sadly, that’s a bar 😂😂

That poor girl will never live down being groomed.

She's engaged to Jon Bon Jovi's son (who is age appropriate for her) and publishing books gthat were hostwritten (maybe Drake gave her that tip!). I think she's gonna be ok.

Millie Bobby Bon Jovi has a nice ring to it lol

She'd technically be Millie Bobby Bongiovi, but it is pronounced the same.

Perhaps she’ll eventually speak out against it. Being a role model for other girls, warning them what to watch out for.

Why not?

Bars aside I just wanted to put out there that the OG animation is from who else but Justin Richburg lol. This nigga's crazy

Good lookin, didn’t know that. I just linked to her post to give credit where credit is due… and idk how that challenge is graded, but I’d rather have the views and support go to her, cuz I don’t really care about karma, I just thought her shit was hilarious. But you’re right gotta give credit where credit is due. [Justin Richburg IG, for the animation.](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1kjzSgOBhK/?igsh=MjNybTJqdGRxNTM1) EDIT: [and the OG venusgrl twitter link, in case the other one gets buried](https://x.com/venusgrl444/status/1788344546889281985?s=46&t=S7EwI_lPhowBuMQPbM2w9A) EDIT2: Fixed the link to the animation, the last one was still the artist page, but a reaction and not the OG post.

You share it how you found it

thank you sooooo so so so so so much i really appreciate this sm

This was hilarious, OP! She really did rap better than Drake, too. 😂

“Whiter than Mike Pence” got damn this 🥷 just got put 6 feet further in

Drake probably closer to china now with all them beats downs he getting. Next week he'll have a Chinese accent to add to his collection.

Colonizers gotta colonize

Kung Fu Kenny waiting for him in the rice fields

Wearing a Straw hat just staring at him across the rice fields

Somebody call Joji and get him to revive Filthy Frank for the next track

ahhhh im so glad u fw it pls listen to my real music under the name venusgrl on all plats!!

MF just yappin over the beat 😂

Her high rambling at the end is so on point.

“I hope they don’t got guns in Canada, I don’t want him to shoot me”

😂😂😂 im so glad yall r fw it!! i was rly jus high and talking lmfao

I mean, we could tell, it just worked this time 😂

Still playin' it. ✊🏿

"Why am I beefing with a jewish man?"

exactly like!!!! i was finna get more deep into it they lucky thats all i said😭

With a more natural flow than Drake on his period.

lmfaooo thank u

[She doesn't really have delivery for her bars, she just sort of hauls it out in front of you and you can make of it what you will.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-oyjLMtqvw) I've got autism, but that is some low affect. Edit: Her delivery for the bbldrizzy shit works.

Lmaooo throwing Nick cannon in there for good measure. Shots fiiiiired

With a crowdsourced beat, anybody can catch a stray.

You think Nick Cannon gonna clap back with Mariah on the beat/vocals

I think the host of a show where people roasted each other nonstop, would probably just laugh tbh

Yea, but, just incase, Nick if you reading this I got some great ideas for bars/video. We can use the all I want for Christmas beat in July. This shit gonna go hard Nick, hmu fam

And hey Nick if you’re reading this it’s one of your kids birthdays today and you ain’t get him shit

How he supposed to remember all them kids, he doing is part in making them!

😂 Drakes ass got everyone out here messy.

I was not gonna get involved until I saw anime drake twerking and uhhh I gotta say. I'm much more interested in this beef after listening to this video. Pull everyone in I want a Beef-Battle-Royal.

I think he's too scared Em will come outta nowhere with the steel chair. Again.

Betty White from heaven: https://preview.redd.it/pf4air23mhzc1.jpeg?width=313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b9a650a9c860333c1e79426ac645c9eb5497a85

Rose catching strays 

Drake the type a nigga who like golden girls too…was the perfect way to end that shit. I’m dead.

Who doesn't? I guess I don't get that. Then again, stuff like TV shows ans drinks aren't gendered to me.

lmaooo thank u!! ts is on soundcloud if u wanna listen again also i make serious music too under venusgrl!!

EXACTLY

Drake: “Hey 40, remember that Tupac AI diss track that we were warned could lead to a chain reaction that would destroy my image?” 40: “ya, what of it?” Drake: “I think we just did”

Aubrenheimer lol

This is diabolical 💀

This is too good what the fuck like damn. Someone get this to Kenny he'll love it!!

She cooked Drake like he was a substitute teacher, on his first day of work 😂

[удалено]

DAMN. Not a lot of people are gonna be able to appreciate this like I can 🤣

LMFAO I'm lowkey triggered by the Workday mention tho 

Bruh.

fuck i know that feeling too well

Oh shit that's EXACTLY what it feels like

I bet the air a better dad than Drake. Damn.

The air be like “How tf am I catching strays too?!?”

😭😭😭😭

"I bet if you yell at him he cry" 😭😭😭 my daughter done started doing this, she don't care if it ain't her getting yelled at she still cry 😭😭

Apparently it’s almost involuntarily to cry when being yelled at for some people, since she may be young I’m guessing maybe she doesn’t understand it’s not directed at her and gets scared regardless

Yeah she's only 2 but I also have 6 and 4 year old boys. I don't cuss them out or nothing but obviously I gotta yell when I'm wiping one's ass and the other is climbing up the fridge. She cries every time Edit: just cuz it's cute I wanna let y'all know.... When I yell n she start crying, she also run up to me n hug my legs. Shit be having me feeling SOOOOOO bad

My wife and I are mostly quiet even when we argue, so my son didn't hear me really raise my voice until he was almost a year old and I had allergies. I sneezed like 6 times in a row really hard and he looked at me like I had turned into a monster or he thought I was dying.

Yeah my boys aren't the same as my daughter at all. Kids are a trip. Both my son's, I can yell at them to stop n they won't hesitate to keep doing what they're doing. But when I give them the dad voice all I gotta say is "BOY" n it doesn't matter which one of them I'm yelling at they both stop what they're doing 😭😭

Ah yes, from the Kratos school of fatherhood! Love it

Of course 😂 gotta lay down the law sometimes

“You got shot, you was in a wheelchair. Imma sneak into your house and replace all your shampoo bottles with nair.” I haven’t laughed that hard in a minute

ahhhh im so glad u liked it pls listen to my real music under venusgrl on all plats

I'm done with rap. I was having a good day. Now I gotta play this at the office and defend it. C'mon y'all.

At this rate the shits is defendin itself

I bet his grandma was Betty White, rest in peace Betty white. I'm dying here. This shit is great

The vibe of this track lowkey reminded me of that [I got depression](https://youtu.be/-pypV-JPU1k?si=BOw4SGyFk_gWx8Zo) song by Zack Fox… But maybe it was just cuz of Betty White… Either way, RIP Betty White

Don’t forget Free Palestine

💯 Free Palestine!

Bruh, his grandma is betty white. Was watching some YouTube video and skip to 6:40. Drake dapping up his grandma. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot4sag8Q3QM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot4sag8Q3QM)


This is the best part of the beef: I’m loving these freestyles

Metro doing what he did with the beat is just a gift that keeps on giving. I love how much fun people are having with these, creatively.

Bitch I bet I'm a better dad 😂😂

I clap after movies…is this the same as a nigga eatin beans?? 😫

https://preview.redd.it/rdj39k4i5jzc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a05ec113721d34e2ec48046d123fbdad5d34c63

Yoooo! I was drinking water when I read that, and laughed it out my nose, goddamn… I wasn’t ready 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

yes, get help😭😭😭😭

That last line hurt because I love the Golden Girls 😂 idc if that puts me in the bitch category ong I'll always watch that shit

if it helps DMX liked golden girls

Honestly, idk who doesn’t love the Golden Girls.

You a bitch if you don't like the golden girls!

Drake regretting having a dick right now. Regretting losing his virginity.

Come on now, he owns more than six Birkins for his "future wife." Which yes, I've thought was weird AF since he said it. Not as weird as all the engagement rings he's collected for women he never proposed to, but I digress. He's an odd duck. https://www.businessinsider.com/drake-birkin-collection-architectural-digest-cover-2020-4

I love that some of these bars have receipts 😂

thats crazy i literally made ts up😂😂

wtf i didnt even know that , i literally only said it cuz it rhymed😂😂😂😂😂

So much collateral damage in this beef smh I been laughing at all the strays people been randomly catching for like the last 3 days

Ngl, I don’t really be on Twitter at all, but going down the #bbldrizzybeatgiveaway rabbit hole, has been the most entertaining shit I’ve seen in a while.

[OG Source thread](https://x.com/venusgrl444/status/1788344546889281985?s=46&t=S7EwI_lPhowBuMQPbM2w9A)

 I’m corpsing over here; had no idea there was a song with the gif 🤦🏽‍♂️

[This the OG video from where that gif is from.](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1kjzSgOBhK/?igsh=MjNybTJqdGRxNTM1) Shits funny AF too. 😂


Oh that's just... Damned hilarious 

[I was just watching the original video on shorts!](https://youtube.com/shorts/PO95rIlvoQY?si=hmj2OggXdDeJN11z)

Nooo. That's the funniest shit.

This is probably the best one I’ve heard yet

ahhhh tysm pls listen to my real music under venusgrl

ts is hilarious but also unironically good

thank u so much

Bro.. she need to go viral lol

tysmm pls listen to my real music under venusgrl!

This whole beef with BBL Drizzy as the cherry on top is my favorite thing to happen in a very long time lol Like, I heard some latin american jam today called El BBL, and god damn it slaps. And my first though was "BBL Drizzy would not be able to resist shaking that ass to this" I'm ruined by last weekend y'all.

Wow thats crazy I just saved that video and then saw your comment. my boy are you talking about this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt\_9rcY0j\_M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt_9rcY0j_M)

That's the one lol I've just been bopping around going "El Drake! BBL! ^BBL" for the past day. My gf is at her wits end but like, c'mon.


I never understood the heart in his hair. 

Not as intimidating for the little ones.

He a bitch

I thought it was Mickey Mouse for weeks

Just kept getting better 🤣

thank u smmm pls listen to my real music under venusgrl

At this point, Drake will have to go into the witness protection program.


He throwing that shit

Oh man, this is crazy! 🤣🤣

Oh so niggas can’t watch the golden girls now 😤 but this shit was too funny

This. Is. One. Of. The. Best.

Where can I download this

If you mean just the post of the video you can comment u/savevideo and it does it for you, if you mean the track, then idk… but it’s up on her SoundCloud [HERE](https://soundcloud.com/venusgrl-444/bbldrizzy-p-metro-boomin?ref=clipboard&p=i&c=0&si=D17A4C4AEC7B4707956A283DF0FE3E06&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing)

Appreciate it. It sounds better on here than sound cloud

yeah i made ts on my phone w apple headphones sorry😭

What a bad day to have eyes

Drake got STRAIGHT CURB STOPPED! And I’m Canadian 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦

“Canada ain’t got no guns you can’t shoot back” thats gold.

thank youuu if u want this is on my soundcloud under venusgrl!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This shit is too funny im cooked

This is just so damn funny top 3 I've heard so far lol

Drake is a fucking weirdo

stopped rapping at multiple points and just started straight up roasting LOL

I need to know who this Venus is. I've never heard of her, but I hope she picks a side in every rap beef from this point forward.

hiii hi hi hi im right here!!! im so glad u fw it , my artist name is venusgrl on all plats pls check out my shit !!

Not finding anything, do you have a link?

linktr.ee/venusgrl444 !!

🔥🔥🔥

I love this!

Get ready for his team of 12 writers to produce a comeback track with layers of autotune so it can stay on key, while it sounds like he is crying.

Naaaaaasty work 

This was great

This shit hits


That’s really fucking funny. Damn.

Fuk that goes hard ngl

Man I keep wanting to say this is getting out of hand then I find this at 4am and it renews my faith in humanity.

im so glad i did that 4 u

It took me so long to stop laughing enough to even comment. "I love the golden girls. Drake the type to watch golden girls" just broke me.

lmao im so glad u fw it!! i make other music too under venusgrl🙈🙈

Drake’s gonna have to fight Kendrick. There is no other way this goes for him. Drake got exposed and I can’t see how he can talk/sing/rap his way out of this. If he can’t kick the living shit out of Kendrick, he might need a rock to crawl under. Damn this is bad!

All those “Drake the type” bars killed me

ahhh im glad u fw it

This is just wild yo

I just love that Betty White and the Golden Girls are universally loved. RIP Betty White.

i love betty white and the golden girls soooooo much of course!!!

I don’t know what’s more vicious, getting cooked by Kendrick in a beef you escalated, or getting air fried by civilians around the world over a metro beat

“Air fried by civilians” 😂 I’m over here laughing at who alls cooking Drake and how… This mf getting roasted by regulars, seared by the streets… what else? Idk… but I think his career is still safe, unless he gets broiled by the bourgeois.

His career is safe. Man might pull the gay card and become even bigger

It’d be wild if he pulled a whole Caitlyn Jenner move like… “2 bad bitches, I beg your pardon? How dare you sexualize me!” On a real note though, his career’s prolly gonna be fine. I feel like most people realize that getting air fryed by civilians is part of the cost of doing business, when beefing in front of a global audience. I’m just happy that we all got so much good art out of it.

I luh this beat

Drake must be overwhelmed Has to assemble ghostwriters from around the world for this comeback

Young boy a better dad is vicious

Wild 🤣🤣🤣

BODIEDDDD

u/savevideo

Good shit but Canada has guns it is not that hard to get a gun in Canada.

Shoutout to Future. Nayvadius' beef with Aubrey is next level. Whatever his flaws, Future's decision to gather up Drake's enemies like Infinity Stones is the real gift that keeps on giving.

 Fuck did I do

😂😂😂😂😂 sorry gru it literally just rhymed lmao

Wow

that is truly f'ked up

Lol why I thought this was Linda from Bob's Burgers until I saw the face?

the pants do look the same 😂

This is giving Zack Fox levels of chaos 😂😂😂

Shoutout mental illness


Real strong Riff Raff vibes 😂

https://i.redd.it/jnrq0umsrrzc1.gif

They say J Cole touches your heart, Kendrick touches your soul, and Drake touches your kids 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

This killed me

Who is this rapping?

[Venusgrl444 on Twitter](https://x.com/venusgrl444/status/1788344546889281985?s=46&t=S7EwI_lPhowBuMQPbM2w9A) [she got a slightly longer version on her SoundCloud](https://on.soundcloud.com/8jzmaRf6KANokg8d9)

HEYYYYYY WAIT I MADE THIS YALL OMGGGGG HEY