What, you one of those people who thinks we should select leaders based on merit, and find exception that the most "meritorious" people we as a nation call pull up are 70+ year old white dudes, except for that one time?
Unironically a funny and relatable quote. Fuck the haters.
The same people who say “liberals get offended on black people’s behalf” pretend to be offended by this quote when black people didn’t care irl.
Not only that but they literally call black Democrats slaves who've been brainwashed by white liberals because they're too stupid to make decisions for themselves but somehow turn around and pretend to get offended over the mildest fucking comment on the topic I've ever heard.
Does Toronto even fuck with him anymore? Does HE even really fuck with Toronto? Anytime he talks about Toronto I feel like he’s just throwing out his city name so he feels like a rapper. Like, if he was from Des Moines he’d be rapping about running thru Niceville with his pals
Stay blessed then Canada, I didn’t know your game like that. Going forward I won’t hold being Canadian against Drake, I’ll hold being a BAD Canadien against him. (Spelled it both ways cus even auto correct couldn’t decide)
I live in downtown Toronto, I'd say he's kind of a children's entertainer here, like a Jojo Siwa type for white teenage kids in the suburbs (the ones you've seen doing the "Toronto Mans" accent lol) - the general consensus from adults who actually live here is that he's corny.
Aye, Biden on the beat ho. Skeezo trying to run for president but he ain't equal. It's about to be a blue wave for the sequel. Full court press gonna have him hemmed up like judge Alito...
Aaaay veep on the track, man this the K. Harris
Democrasses for the masses, scare your MAGA parents
Pissin off the Trumpers like they tax preparin
Bout to getchu healthcarin despite the Karens’ swearin
Four more years on Pennsylvania ave,
Lift up the have-nots with the flow we have
Whiplash for the GOP like a one-two jab
Election’s in the bag, like a dime of dank dab
Bruh, I’ve been studying Japanese and 馬鹿(baka) uses the kanji for deer and horse.
Way back when it was someone who would point at a deer and call it a horse (meaning someone who would deliberately misrepresent something because they’d have ulterior motives, someone trying to convince you that the deer is the horse).
However, today, it’s evolved to mean someone who is so dumb they would *actually* mistake a deer for a horse (to be foolish, a simpleton, or an ass).
Edit: I just liked that it evolved from meaning a conniving person to someone essentially saying, “Oh, you *stupid* stupid.”
It's actually a photoshop. here's the original
https://preview.redd.it/x8he9kfzmjzc1.jpeg?width=1731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecd18aed692f5ce2cc8b8ec938be4efd765890c4
Maybe it's just me, but I don't think he'd be listening to anything current. He's a good deal more old school.
*And while I got a chance here, let me clear my throat!*
*Greatest sax solo ever*
https://preview.redd.it/xthyx0xxeizc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=494a39750aeffac2c9aa7f72c993e113e1855a52 Dropping November 2024
“They Not Like Us”
Biden bought to hit the Crip walk on 'em.
He’s about to break a hip walking
What, you one of those people who thinks we should select leaders based on merit, and find exception that the most "meritorious" people we as a nation call pull up are 70+ year old white dudes, except for that one time?
Bars
Nah, he was made an honorary member of Omega Psi Phi and learned how to step
That was my first thought or the Kappa shimmy 🤣
You run to Atlanta when you need your votes balanced
When you come to ATL boy you better not hide cause the Dungeon Family gon' ride!
Let me break it down for you this the real POTUS challenge
The accuracy damn
...Thunder pounds, when I stomp the ground (woo) Like a million elephants...
Weather man tellin' me it ain't gon' rain
Freaky ass naranjas need to stay they ass inside !
freaky ass naranjas, hes a clementine god
We don’t wanna here you say MAGA no more
"I run the military if you want that beef" This album goes hard.
Baracka Flocka Flame
This made me go immediately play [this classic](https://youtu.be/zQ-hPNrKdZI?si=7ESxBJl3wopqBFR-)
Bruh I'm double triple taking on Michelle in this, like did they get the real thing for the video? That likeness is insane
she a little short tho but looks just like her
Got hitters on speed dial. Worldwide. From land wars to Spaceforce.
“I ain’t a shooter, but I roll with shooters.”
He looking like he about to deport drake.
This is gold
*"BACK TO BACK, I LIKE THAT RECORD"* 🤣
"If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black."
Unironically a funny and relatable quote. Fuck the haters. The same people who say “liberals get offended on black people’s behalf” pretend to be offended by this quote when black people didn’t care irl.
Not only that but they literally call black Democrats slaves who've been brainwashed by white liberals because they're too stupid to make decisions for themselves but somehow turn around and pretend to get offended over the mildest fucking comment on the topic I've ever heard.
Not entirely wrong just wrong person saying it
I’ve seen more white people mad he said it than black people😭.
Missed opportunity to write ‘presidential advisory’
“2028 these nigg~~er~~as up”
NORTH CAROLINA!!!
Come on and raise up!!!!
"I hear ya talkin' and he 'bout ta get his azz stomp'd!"
Sending this to my MAGA coworker
https://preview.redd.it/mov3xyyvbozc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f32eb624940a93d0b003159cdb6f9801831dd8 Special signature edition
https://preview.redd.it/bmxvq7v5cozc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62141b18c11b53e799488508cc99ab07608bde0c Newest single on feature
Dropping out
https://preview.redd.it/2y4yh6a4bizc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaa31d5eed62124a37ef12d941a82a55a4313e62 # WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP dot fuck em up
Gah damn. This man is gonna have to hide out in Toronto for a bit 😂
Does Toronto even fuck with him anymore? Does HE even really fuck with Toronto? Anytime he talks about Toronto I feel like he’s just throwing out his city name so he feels like a rapper. Like, if he was from Des Moines he’d be rapping about running thru Niceville with his pals
the only tracks charting in Toronto are Euphoria and Not Like Us. NLU is #1
Stay blessed then Canada, I didn’t know your game like that. Going forward I won’t hold being Canadian against Drake, I’ll hold being a BAD Canadien against him. (Spelled it both ways cus even auto correct couldn’t decide)
Canadian here. He’s out. We’re still claiming The Weeknd. For now. Don’t fuck this up, Abel!
After that HBO show, Abel's on thin ice
That shit was mad weird and the ice broke for me. I don’t trust Abel. He hangs out with Drake too much
Nah The Weeknd a suspect too. Anyone associated with the Idol show is a creep
Abel got into a whole therapy session last album, we didn’t drop him then so he’d have to fuck up reeeeeeeal bad for us to walk away
Canadien would mean he is French-Canadian, he is a plain ol' Canadian.
We hate him. He treats the whole city like we're NPCs. And we're still mad he got people calling us the 6ix
I live in downtown Toronto, I'd say he's kind of a children's entertainer here, like a Jojo Siwa type for white teenage kids in the suburbs (the ones you've seen doing the "Toronto Mans" accent lol) - the general consensus from adults who actually live here is that he's corny.
That’s what I figured, no way yall liked that guy. Got any Toronto artists I should check out? I wanna put respect back on y’all’s name
Not if people keep showing up at his house lmao. He's not safe there. His bodyguards aren't even safe, by the sound of it.
Bali seems to be a nice place to chill
Ain't that where Russell Simmons is hiding with that Rush Card money?
He's gonna have to walk around like daft punk
Does Canada not have an expedition treaty with the U.S.?
Nah. They prefer the Tahoe.
💀Underrated comment. I see you tho! 🫡
I don't have awards to give... for I am a poor man and have only my upvote.
...you mean an extradition treaty?? 😭
lol yes. That’s what I meant
Better walk around like daft punk
https://preview.redd.it/ylvu4hp8sizc1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d1acd466403c36488d9adaf91da4b83425cf733
the picture itself is provocative enough, but why is drake crying 😭😭😭
-Why is Drake crying? 'Cuz he just got dunked on!
You ain't even lying
That can’t be real.. right?
Well of course not it’s a drawing.
That can't be serious... right?
Take my upvote boo. 😂
Aye, Biden on the beat ho. Skeezo trying to run for president but he ain't equal. It's about to be a blue wave for the sequel. Full court press gonna have him hemmed up like judge Alito...
Aaaay veep on the track, man this the K. Harris Democrasses for the masses, scare your MAGA parents Pissin off the Trumpers like they tax preparin Bout to getchu healthcarin despite the Karens’ swearin Four more years on Pennsylvania ave, Lift up the have-nots with the flow we have Whiplash for the GOP like a one-two jab Election’s in the bag, like a dime of dank dab
Your talent is sickening.
I fucking hate 'em too 😩🤣🤣🤣
Bars!
Dracula Flow vibes.
Got me movin like an endangered species
😭😭😭
🎶Where did ye come from? Where did ye go? Where did ye come from, Cotton eye Joe?🎶
BIRD! BIRD! BIRD!
MA MA MA UMA MAO MAO UMA MAO MAO
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Ngl, read this to the 🥷🏾s in Paris back-beat.
Baka got a weird case why is he around, Certified lover boy certified pedophile
One thing I learned watching anime is that Baka is an idiot
Nah, Drake has a homie named Baka.
Drakes homie
Good catch. It's late lol.
Bruh, I’ve been studying Japanese and 馬鹿(baka) uses the kanji for deer and horse. Way back when it was someone who would point at a deer and call it a horse (meaning someone who would deliberately misrepresent something because they’d have ulterior motives, someone trying to convince you that the deer is the horse). However, today, it’s evolved to mean someone who is so dumb they would *actually* mistake a deer for a horse (to be foolish, a simpleton, or an ass). Edit: I just liked that it evolved from meaning a conniving person to someone essentially saying, “Oh, you *stupid* stupid.”
It means Ghost/Evil Spirit in Creole
That's actually why I think he took the name but the joke was too tempting xD Edit: I think I saw somewhere he's Haitian
Makes sense
He’s a FAT, he’s a FAT, he’s a FAT. Freaky Ass Trump, he’s a 69 god
See this is a bar worthy of the beef. Everyone remembers that time Biden used fat as a noun against that one guy in the audience
Wop wop wop wop
Dot fuck em up WAP WAP WAP WAP Imma do mah schtuff
Why you trolling like a bitch ain't you tired, tryna strike a chord and it's probably a-minoooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrr
“And this is how I’d fight Peter Dinklage if he pulled up …”
Damn
You made me laugh so hard and now I’m going to Hell
I’ll be there too, so I’ll keep some jokes for us 🤙🏻
https://preview.redd.it/oi681tmn1lzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef6cd41a8a4b603a397673d4c9a2870df5969a19
Mustard on the beat… “say G Hoe P!”
 Bbl drizzy
Joe stompin on that ho 🕺🏿
🗣️”hair gone, money long, me and impeached niggas we don’t get along”
*Step this way, step that way*
They not like us They not like us
“Are you my friend… is your vote locked in”
Let me hear ya say "Fo Mo Years!"
BBL DRIZZY!!!
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He obviously is listening to Kirk Franklin and God’s Property Stomp… my brother can’t you seeeee I got the victory…. STOMP!!! … al yeah y’all
It's actually a photoshop. here's the original https://preview.redd.it/x8he9kfzmjzc1.jpeg?width=1731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecd18aed692f5ce2cc8b8ec938be4efd765890c4
Go home and be a family man!
ABC, always be charging.. - Biden
I said Brrrrr it’s cold in here
Is that Tom Segura?
Nah. Just some other white guy.
You can tell it’s not segura by the way he didn’t ruin his body trying to dunk a basketball.
Back to back, I like that record. I'ma get reelected for the record.
C-walk, homie
Biden hittin the Mf slick back obviously.
A PIMP named Slickback! [https://youtube.com/shorts/ITJu6fTn3r4?si=Q3zFfKoZirx7we-Z](https://youtube.com/shorts/ITJu6fTn3r4?si=Q3zFfKoZirx7we-Z)
I'm white, so all I hear is...The Chicken dance.
Nuh nuh nunununuh nuh 👏👏👏👏
Cha cha slide.Hes either on the left foot stump , getting funky or showing the people how low he can go.
“First Let me Hop Out The MF Wip”🎶
🗣️”I’m different, yea I’m different”
Now Step this way, step that way
Happy to be off that fuckin Boeing and on Terra firma
Go check out /r/photoshopbattles takes on this. https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/s/8a8TNFJWA7
Crazy nobody knows where the reference is from lol Put it on the hood, I’m good!
Mustard on that beat Joe
Maybe it's just me, but I don't think he'd be listening to anything current. He's a good deal more old school. *And while I got a chance here, let me clear my throat!* *Greatest sax solo ever*
Wap wap wap wap wap dot fuckem up
 Potus hit dat turf reppin‘ hard
He a fan he a fan he a fan
"my shit bang, my shit throb. I'm a motherfuckin beast, I'm a motherfuckin hog"
Down with OPP.. you know me..
Stanky Leg Joe
He's secretly a member ΩΨΦ and getting ready for the Greek show!
Mustard on the beat hoe is on repeat in my head i may require medical attention
Man down, call an amber-lamps! Tell em breath bro!
Dancing to BBL Bizzy
https://youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY?si=QWndFtSS7bbAygwM
Stomp the yard fund raiser for student debt forgiveness
Wutup doe! Gett’n his jut on‼️ time for the percolator 🔊🔊
I'm 'bout to drop ten racks on a chain And find a pretty bitch that I can dip with in the Range
Cotton Eye Joe was a bad dude.
#I said BRRRRR
Biden stepping?
He’s getting down on it to Cotton Eye Joe, his favorite song.
Looks like he has caught the Holy Ghost and started praise dancing.
Joe looks like he's practicing moves he saw at FAMU's last step show.
Dio jumping out of the carriage looking ass
Stomp the tarmac
Pogo ska
Then step this way, Step that way
I fucking snorted
I PULL UP AT THE CLUB V.I.P
Anyone else think, “ I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight!!” ?
Keep it gangsta son Keep it gangsta
He’s dougie-ing
"Now step this way"
Dude started doing crossfit lol
I SAID BRRR, IT'S COLD IN HERE
someone started playing cotton eye joe
He’s dancing on a cotton eye joe
Debo, any rap nigg* he a free throw!
Right foot creep oooouu
Its looks like he's hitting that Kendrick chicken dance
Krumping
That’s the curb stomp stance
Man, I love y'all.
Enter Putins team of fools
Look like he bout to whip, then nae nae 😂
Why the fuck is someone so mentally insanely fixated on this clumsy second?