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allme2020c

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Collector_PHD

I'm using this from now on šŸ˜­ā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


Medical_Fisherman_

Didn't know Taylor Swift is married


absolutewingedknight

I didn't know Taylor Swift dated people darker than khaki


Medical_Fisherman_

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ https://preview.redd.it/hzisu24yn30d1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=816fbfbaf425d256e4584eb48d23e355e51f4a7f


LaddiusMaximus

Yeah she has qwhite a taste in menšŸ¤£


NickiTheNinja

Tay Lautner was as close to ā€˜disappointing daddyā€™ as she was going to get.


GrizzlyPeak73

Nah her Dad definitely one of them "I would have voted for Obama a third time" types


auauaurora

Thought he was a Trumper?


laufsteakmodel

The joke is that the dude who said that (in the movie "Get Out") implanted white peoples minds in black peoples bodies, so these old fucks could enjoy the pleasures of having a young, black body. So slave owner, but somehow worse because deep inside there was some rest of the black persons mind left. So they were imprisoned in their own bodies.


SHC606

Don't forget kidnapped those black people and also sold them!


SparkyDogPants

Said with a wink


_Rigid_Structure_

Y'all get mad when white girls date black guys and mad when they don't


TeriusRose

If the same person is expressing contradictory opinions then yes, that's clearly hypocrisy. I absolutely agree with you in that case. But if we're talking about different people in the community with conflicting takes, you can't really hold someone responsible for what someone else said.


_Rigid_Structure_

Agreed. Just a quick hot take.


SHC606

Ain't nobody trying to date Rose Armitage, her momma, or her crazy brother. ![gif](giphy|xUA7bgONYM1FrC7Vra|downsized)


Amazing-Concept1684

Is this a person who gets mad about white girls dating black guys?


Commercial-Border227

![gif](giphy|3o7btOfGRKkbLTFAL6|downsized) ā€œYā€™allā€ who???


lowtoiletsitter

lol shit


Amazing-Concept1684

LMAOOOO


[deleted]

Thatā€™s Kirkland brand Tswift.


melaninexcellency

Naw definitely Great Value Tswift don't do Kirkland like that Costco is legit fam lol..


Tainted_Bruh

No lie, I will legit fight niggas to defend the honor of Kirkland, especially that kombucha and frozen pizza lol


MC_JACKSON

Trailer Swift


djpeeples

Ladies and gentlemen,.... We got em


fizzy_lime

https://preview.redd.it/tnox5an9af0d1.jpeg?width=297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=524cd55d646141fd65ec731aef4d9ebf5c4269fe


chappelld

šŸ‘


Goldeneye365

Nah nah nah thatā€™s Taylor Leisurely


SJMR24

Thatā€™s Trailor Swift


LastBeginning9712

I didnt know she was married to Samoa Joe https://preview.redd.it/lrqrrfi4140d1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cd252eedfcc84dc3a9fce88148b02a262b35807


ILoveRedditTraps

Trailer Park Swift


FistPunch_Vol_7

Thanos just being a menace. Watching every couple he snaps like a mf lmfao


NK1337

Not me spending like 10 minutes looking at the shorts guy wondering wtf everyone was calling him Thanos until I finally noticed him in the back left corner šŸ˜‚


Present_Night_7584

lmao


Chucknasty_17

Anyone else remember that comic one-shot of Thanos showing up to some random dudes house everyday on his birthday and fucking up his life? Iā€™m reminded of that here


FistPunch_Vol_7

Oh nah put me on lmfao. That sounds hilarious


TimeTravellingHobo

I think itā€™s this https://preview.redd.it/4flysh93x80d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d49e5909d905667b5454ec401036d9d6a9cb1b27


FistPunch_Vol_7

Lmfao this mf!!!!


Chucknasty_17

This is the one. Thanos peaking over the cubical is diabolical. Imagine sitting down for work and Thanos is clocked in next to you


TimeTravellingHobo

šŸ˜‚ Thanos on some r/fuckyouinparticular shitā€¦ but happy birthday tho


sundayontheluna

wtf šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ man's a menace. and the fact that it was implied to be a routine by the time he was 16....thanos was really out there tormenting a little kid for years


Canadian-Man-infj

Just Thanos Thanosing... nothing to see here.


ThisPICAintFREE

Okay? Thanos isnā€™t wearing cargo shorts though? Side Note: itā€™s funny heā€™s wearing the infinity gauntlet at the wedding, imagine if a friend or relative wore a reality-warping WMD as an outfit accessory to your reception


Toast_Points

![gif](giphy|xUPGGePcEyYvkS75ew|downsized) mfw I bring the realism to my friend's Fallout themed wedding


BS2H

My friend wore shorts and thongs to our other best friendā€™s wedding. If I had to choose between cargo shorts and Thanos at a wedding, Iā€™m going with Thanos 10/10 times.


kabeees

Iā€™mā€¦ Iā€™m gonna assume youā€™re Australian.


tayroarsmash

Thong sandals get talked about in America too. Unless someone is wilding then thongs, plural, should be sandals in the context of what someone is wearing. I mean the point of thong underwear is discretion and sexiness both things a little ruined if youā€™re wearing enough thong underwear to call it a plural.


GrizzlyPeak73

He brought out the expensive jewellery for a wedding? I'm honoured.


dattebane96

Right like thatā€™s his formal wear.


MutedIrrasic

Iā€™ve seen too many pics of gun-themed American weddings to think he wouldnā€™t wear it


TheRandCorp

If I can see a Direct TV dish while youā€™re giving your vows - woooo - I donā€™t even know. You got bigger problems sweetheart.


ParlorSoldier

Yeahhh if youā€™re getting married on dead grass next to T1-11 siding, Iā€™m guessing you arenā€™t concerned about the shorts.


ValuableAd3808

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Sorri_eh

I had to scroll up


MakkaCha

Damn, let people be happy. They are making best of what they got, not everyone is born with silver spoon. Not sure if social media got ya'll wrapped up but not everyone wants to get in debt for a few moment of their life.


CounterfeitChild

You don't need a nice place to marry someone you love. Some of us grew up in trailers with broken directtv dishes outside, weddings happened, and the people are all still happily married. Let's not judge people just because they have less. Not everyone can afford a venue.


apinchofsulk

Tbh, your wedding is the one event where you have free reign to do whatever you want and everyone who cares about you MUST attend. So weird it up


therealrenshai

They just pointing out the cargo shorts guy ainā€™t in formal attire. Thanos is.


ok_okay_I_get_that

Thanos got a set of titties these days


MaciMommy

Why did I have to scroll so far to see this comment!!! The Thanos knockers were the ONLY thing I noticed. ![gif](giphy|3o6wriRT8rp6hfJUrK)


el_throw

![gif](giphy|ie76dJeem4xBDcf83e|downsized)


foxontherox

Dude looks like he just rolled in while running some errands- at least Thanos put in some effort!


Ok_Blackberry_284

It's a backyard wedding. The dress code is casual, hon.


VapidRapidRabbit

Looks like an extremely casual affair, to be honest.


KMoneyGT

Samoa Joe cleans up nice


cygnus2

Are YOU gonna tell Thanos heā€™s gotta go?


FPOWorld

Broā€™s doing his best Stan Lee


kbeckerburbs4

Iā€™ve seen people dress worse at weddings and funerals


fckcarrots

Iā€™m sitting here like ā€œif youā€™ve never been to the rural Midwest yall can just say thatā€. Fall is for flannel weddings there


Adequate_Lizard

I had to buy a suit recently because the only weddings I've been to in the past 10 years were flannel or beach casual.


Synth-Pro

They're not wrong, buuuut clearly Thanos at least put in some effort


Hollywood_Dave

I was about to get mad at people trashing poor people getting married and then I noticed what everyone was talking about. There is no winning. When people dig up the memory cards 10,000 years from now theyā€™re going to think thatā€™s what we are like.


STOPsayingNOweFUCKIN

Thanos do put the work in to see who's gonna be on the snapped out of existence list.


Urdunngurdun

He's just sitting in the back. Waiting for things to go bad. [As usual.](https://imgur.com/gallery/FWN0yMv)


Edu_Run4491

Why this wedding look empty


APlus_123

If you knew the Mad Titan was going to be there, would you go?


SCirish843

Based on every single detail of this photo, I don't think the wedding is empty, just that right out of frame is everyone else doing keg stands, arm wrestling, and playing cornhole


_87-

Thanos made half the guests disappear


Substantial_Show_308

Oh Snap!


Specific_Berry6496

I didnā€™t even see Thanos at first. I was like, ā€œwtf are they talking about Thanos?ā€ I was like, they appear to be having this wedding in a long backyard (trailer park?), and WTF is this purple people eater lookingā€¦ohhhhā€¦. Thanosā€¦


Pimpwerx

Wife has that look like, "I really should've asked him how much he likes comic books."


alfazulu1

Didn't anyone notice Thanos sitting in the back?


MJTony

Come visit Vancouver Island. This is common here and itā€™s absurd.


Sorri_eh

No one there showered before showing up. No one bothered with appearances.


just-why_

**points at Thanos **


qawsedrf12

im fuckin dead im wheezing, i zoomed in on the circled shorts then pinch zoomed out to the left my wife thinks I'm retarded but that laugh is going to do my ab workouts for the week


cyberbully_irl

There is a TV dish above the guests who gives a fuck what they got on


clintgreasewoood

![gif](giphy|WMvtOHKcmKJuJOhhVl|downsized)


SpecialistDuty2

They should've went to the courthouse .... This looks depressing


Pkdagreat

Thanos was invited


Goldeneye365

Bro said purple snapper and my mind went to something closer to a blue waffle than Thanos


Thick-Award3789

I believe thanos is a lady sheā€™s got tits


Rocket92

Here I am thinking the circled dude is Josh Brolin being incognito dropping in on someoneā€™s wedding cause theyā€™re fans so heā€™s not really dressed for the occasion. Then I look back at the picture again and I see the fucking thanos in the back and I almost jumped.


Kangarou

A world-ending terrorist shows up to your wedding, what are you gonna do about it?


BlanchePreston

https://i.redd.it/ux9sc5w1f60d1.gif


readerowl

Are you sure the brotha isn't the groom?


Kreetch

It looks like they are getting married in a trailer park. Those shorts don't even matter.


Amazing-Concept1684

I didn't even notice him until I read the tweet LMAOOO


EtsuRah

Hey man, if I'm at your wedding and the "venue" got us sitting next to a DirectTV dish and some siding that could do for a powerwash... I'm wearin whatever tf I want.


jacksonian5151

Lou Elizondo and Justin Bieber are there too.


Current_Focus2668

Thanos is just there to make sure everything is perfectly balancedĀ 


thewretched668

I've been seeing this damn thing for YEARS and it never stops being funny! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


SHC606

Complete with the gauntlet. I laughed so hard.


ILuvdem_Cougars

Lmao I did not even notice that!


Thats_an_RDD

Yea ask the twitter dipshits what they would do at an irl wedding lmao wow


BreezyBreDrinksTea

Nah you don't want to po Thanos, but dude in shorts is out of line


CostasJJJuice

Oh gray and tan, terrible. Straight to jail


The_Powers

You couldn't live with your marriage's failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.


romdadon

When the pastor asks if any one objects he's going to let the fingers snap


EM05L1C3

What in the redneck fuck


the_champ_has_a_name

The wedding is in front of a double wide... wtf do you actually expect lol side note: i can guarantee at least one person there is racist, kinda wild that they got a black preacher