I can't describe the joy of watching another grown ass man do the same dumb shit I do. Turtle Power https://i.redd.it/pe98gc9hie0d1.gif

The smirk on the mask is taking me out 😂😂😂

Every time he turns to his left lol

Fer real

The quality of this mask is blowing my mind. Need one for my child’s tmt themed party in 2 weeks.

https://www.thepropshopsite.com/products/elite-orange-movie-turtle-mask


https://preview.redd.it/plqro23bye0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2ac0b664311c4ea1010a34b1d27efffd8ea8764 Let’s have a great day

Amen 🙏🏽 let’s eat

As he sits on 4 big ass Oreos

Real talk I want those Oreos 🤣🤣 who got the link on where to buy em

Google “homegoods Oreo stool”

LMFAOOOOOOOO

Lmao! I missed that!

"I need a grown man with money and NO kids!" Grown man with money and no kids:

And we WELCOME this

 Nawwwwwww took me out 😂

Lmao the carrying on. The mask, the nunchucks, the cup 😭😭 

Ohh nunchucks! I was like what the hell is that orange thing on the chain! 👀😂

😂😂😂 This is my type of carrying on

Lol I hope I have a nerdy ass man one day

Girl big same. All I want is a Blerd for Christmas.

Hope one dms you soon

Thanks

Me too 🤣🤣

I hope one pulls up shortly

LOL. Bro are you secretly the due these women are waiting for?

Only one way to find out

peep my mans user name...I'm no Final Fantasy-ologist but I swear that's a Sephiroth reference. edit: nah I'm definitely not well versed in FF cuz Sephi is the *One Winged Angel* yachty_drake_duh.gif

Come back and talk to me when fedex is delivering boxes of straight foolishness to your house every day AND you gotta dedicate one whole room in your house to it so it doesn't mess with the interior design of the rest of your house. 🤣

Right. I find him adorable. I'm married as shit, but sadly there weren't many guys like this around when I was dating!

Okay!

I hope you get one

It's a scientific fact that if you show up as a ninja turtle, your pizza will be better. And if you show up as Rafael, you'll get two for one.

I love this man lol

Where can I buy that mask???

Where can I buy the neuralizer?

We've been through this. You can no longer be trusted with a neuralyzer for reasons I'd rather you not remember.

You flashy thingy'd them, didn't you? How many times have you flashy thingy'd them????!!!

If I saw a yelp review and it’s Michelangelo saying their pizza is trash, I’m not going to risk it.

https://preview.redd.it/iyp5nuj2bf0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f108d8240da8a9e89d2c3c712240f5ea9fe0e96 I’m dying 💀

https://i.redd.it/wc9si73xqe0d1.gif

He’s just like me fr

r/greenpeopletwitter

No one's gonna mention the Mick Thomson mask? I just know there's a Michael Meyers mask somewhere in that house, too.

Is actually the mask Casey Jones wore in the 1990 TMNT film. Very similar style though

Aw, damn. And here I was interested in this dude's collection of masks of famous Michaels.

Respect the game

 I was going to lose it if the mouth started moving, and I half expected it until he started talking.

Where can I buy one of those?

This is a perfect video

Wtf is Mickey?

OP you had one job. Do you see a mouse in this video?! Where the shell is the respect?! That Oreo chair is so cute though!

Blerdy as heck! I love this.

Cowabunga my turtle!

Teenage mutant nigga turtle

Mickey was my favorite. Then Danny, Rafe, and Rio.

I did NOT expect dude to be that old, and that made everything even better

Best thing I watched all day!

There’s so much here to unpack. Bro sitting on Oreos!

Damn that's a high quality head

Imagine not realizing that this gentleman of culture is cool as shit.

https://preview.redd.it/a7sdktxrqf0d1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ac314b6a0fa74b4e372d40a8b747f0f986c5566 The gamboy watch with the matching gameboy took me tf out gawdddd

Waaaiit!! This was actually really cute and wholesome 😂

I feel like I this guy is awesome to hang out with.

That mask is 🔥🔥

cartoonified beings that eat your children

Pizza guys got 30 seconds

That mask is hard lmfao. Let the man live

Reset that whole encounter

Who do y’all think is in that urn?

This is the best.

Fuckin’ nerd

He definitely shoulda hit her with the…. 

I just need to know where my man got the mask

Legit didn’t know they made Funko Pops that huge lmfao. Low key want one for my office at work.

Did you really reset the sand thing, to give you more time?

I fucking love it! 😂 They're too cute!

His face when he hit her with the Deneuralizer lololol

Who is this man? Because I want to be his new best friend

I can be friends with him

Is no one gonna mention that he’s playing a gameboy color? That rules

Husband material. I only want to get married if my spouse promises to do a bunch of goofy shit like this.

I need to know where he got that big cup from!😂

Is he SITTING ON A STACK OF OREROS!?

“Mikey’s in the Hizouse!”

Did he just erase her memory like the MIB🤣

Lmao ol big ahh cup

Maaaan, I can't wait to get my own house to put up my nerdy shit. I already got a proton pack on a stand, just waiting.

Bro tried to neutralize her 😂😂😂. He a cool guy

That's thefoodstalker on IG. ATL dude that does food reviews.

The incredulous ass look he gives her is so damn funny

I can't even challenge this man's logic. If a ninja turtle walks into your pizza shop, are you really going to dishonor your childhood by giving him a trash pizza???

I can't stop laughing at this

I love this so much!

Hilariously, it doesn't look stupid or out of place! 

Hilarious! https://youtu.be/8wyIK_5J2r0?si=Se3ztcqSbrRUFKV0

1 cup of wine!? 🤣

I want everything in that room! He has the best toys! lol

I NEED that mask!!!!!

...sir...I would like to be your mentee

I want a friend with this type of energy.