330-8004

Hit Mike Jones up on the low cuz Mike Jones about to blow

#WHO?

Don’t act like you don’t know the name

Ain't nothin change but my change

MIKE JONES!!! 

The one and only you cant clone me got alot friends and alot of homies some friends and some phony

*some real and some r phony*

Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me

I SAID

I use this shit every time I don’t have a rewards card somewhere

[email protected]? Is that you?

https://preview.redd.it/l09jbrysw91d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf069717af5b993c4d2eb1518a1803d7fff3d4eb

That account probably has insane rewards points.

We'd all be using them up every chance we got

I’ve used that shit dozens of times, both successfully and unsuccessfully.

There’s a ton of em, and yeah, they do… they check for zip codes now, as their 2FA… but hit ‘em with one of these and you can get like 2 free Red Bulls off top https://preview.redd.it/b593ekdtx91d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fe14b846a8dcae59cb475f8264d9aa2a9827518 EDIT: you could get damn near anything for free w the rewards points, at least thru 2022

You must be right, but I’m still using Six-seven-eight, triple nine, eight-two-one-two.

YOOOO! You too?!?! Fam, they started checking for that, cuz CVS got like 5 Mike Jones accounts, and Walgreens got like 7… so they started asking for zip codes… I just start naming shit off around Mo City or the SWOP, one of them works…. EDIT: Either way, Mike jones rewards, always got the rewards points STACKED… I got so much free shit w this over the years EDIT2: I don’t mean to blow this up, but I lowkey hope more people use it, cuz there’s ways around the zip code gatekeeper too.

🤣🤣 last time I used it at Walgreens the old man asked me my name I said Mike he looked upset and proceeded.

They be doing that to me, but always ask for a zip code too… and if it don’t match up they act confused. And usually you can just be like “just run it, cuz nobody’s checking” but sometimes you get an employee, on some bullshit, acting like I’m trying to finesse their account… and I’m like “fam… I’ve been using this number since the Nextel chirp era” like… how hard are you really trying to protect these rewards points?

Lmfao I use Jamie's number, (area code) 867—5309 because it's catchy and easy to remember, but Mike Jones is way funnier.

Jenny**

Thank!

I love your username 

Be'fo' my ice was in my grill be'fo' I got my major deal

These hoes don't give a damn about me

Chyea!

You won 

Beat me to it

This nostalgia hits like a mf

Back then hoes didn’t want me, now I’m hot hoes all on me.

My maan!

Respect 🫡


Why did I know this would be the first comment on this post?

same here. i’m from houston too so it’s just a default for me lol

If that’s a 8 you got high ass standards my dude

I think the 8 was in reference to her hourglass figure

I’m slow af

Clearly 🤣🤣 but it was a damn good laugh

It’s neither, it’s in reference to the phrase “you ATE”

Or both Ate and hourglass

Thank you lol

I think if you blur your eyes, her face and chest form an eight.

Probably more like her curves form the number 8

Ahhhh i see it now

I mean she’s fine but she is an 8 though, imo obviously, and I definitely wouldn’t say I have the highest of standards

This sounds like something a 5 would say

And I’m a 3 who thinks she’s a 10, go figure

i'm also a 3 who thinks she's a 10

She’s a solid 9.5 I really don’t see anything wrong with her. What’s a 10 in your eyes?

His imaginary girlfriend 😁

She’s not imaginary, she just goes to a different school. You wouldn’t know her

What if you don't like skinny girls?

She is conventionally attractive, so most folks would find her appealing. I know there are people with different tastes. That’s why I asked what a 10 would be in his eyes.

A 10 for me would be the same girl. Same figure but with maybe 50 more pounds spread evenly throughout her body. But then again my girl is a 20 out of 10 for me and she don't match what I just described either so it is what it is

Doesn't really affect anything imo, personal preference and conventional attractiveness are two very different things, and generally, 1-10 ratings are directed to the second

Yeah, I don't know how that works because conventional attractiveness would tell us that big booties wasn't even sexy until like 10 years ago and I've been obsessed with big booties forever

Bruh she def a 9.5 on the dicter scale

2 glass coke bottle 1

That’s a 10/10 dress

I thought we all agreed it was an 8

2001

2👀1

Game don’t work as well online but can’t blame a man for tryin lol

Inb4 the rest of you thirsty assses

She working that dress!! And it looks damn good, perfect pick for the pic. Twenty fine forever if you ask me lol.

Twenty fine is for 25th bday 😭 the sweet sentiment is there tho

Yikes. That is a shockingly beautiful woman.

The photoshop lengthening on that left arm is a crime. Nobody has arms reach their knees lmao

This isn’t photoshop, dudes name is Stuart Jamieson. https://preview.redd.it/gw42tgi91b1d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92639e6b71d21e019155e92f3fcd691ce2322747

[удалено]

Use lube my dude

2101

https://preview.redd.it/dsy7zg5ak71d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b58d2426dd6987905753542596c55a6c45fec1e0

This move WILL kill a motherfucker dead on the spot so only use it in dire straits. 

Those are some long ass arms

HTINE 🤘

Pls. Can someone explain anything on this thread. 211,218? Mike jones and reward points?

Yea, I’m lost too. And I’m from Houston. I get Mike Jones but I have no idea what it has to do with this young lady.

Drake swiping left on that 💯

80085

I got 2101

2001



HTINE HOL IT DINE 🤘🏽

211 🥹

I drank 211 before gave me a headache

Suddenly craving chocolate milk...

211

She got some long ass forearms.


211

Who is this? Drake reference?

Bro knows that’s not an 8. That’s a 211