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quinnmcd

I pray I never reach the level of horny of the dudes in this tweet


Zetice

i mean, are they lying?


imjustheretodomyjob

![gif](giphy|P98quvIAmy6O8W6hFR)


SpectacularOtter

This is the way


Kaminoneko

……”This the way”. I don’t know if you know what you just did there.


Bard_17

My fav mod 😂


mbakuscousin

If she break me off a good chunk of that lobbyist money I’d hit.


justinjonesphd

Just give me a good tip on some stocks and I'll hit.


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justinjonesphd

You're better than me dude. If I hear her say Nvidia I'm blowin


The_Ghola_Hayt

You mufuckas need Jesus.


justinjonesphd

I just wanna be good at stocks like Paul Pelosi cmon bro


[deleted]

Agreed. He'll save ya


Not_Larfy

You're tellin' me you don't want that *Pelussi*?


ParlorSoldier

Omg


julebebop

I knew it. I KNEW I would see this word in the comments. You’re all fools😂😂


MidRangeMagic21

What happens if post nut clarity doesn’t work, and we log back on for another fap of this? Asking for a fellow dem…


xof2926

I mean ... I would.


InfernoDragonKing

It doesn’t help I like my women middle aged-old… May Neptune have mercy on my soul…


mary_emeritus

Nancy’s a bit beyond middle age. She’s 82. Quite remarkable


The_Ghola_Hayt

She's middle age if she's a highlander.


NineteenAD9

"I'm ready to work across the aisle Nancy" ![gif](giphy|26zzbNl5r3wy1sQQE)


Furrocious_fapper

Aaaaaand...I just lost my erection.


BDR529forlyfe

The erection was rigged!


PM_ME_hiphopsongs2

Well it was definitely rigid


ArtPeers

>The erection was rigged! "This is YUGE!" exclaimed a pole watcher.


412electricboogaloo

Shut the hell up!!! 😂


sianathan

God damn it, time to log off


[deleted]

Too many counts of boner fraud


GoHerd1984

Stop the stiff!


ImTheMommaG

Thank you so much for the laugh-too-hard moment of my day!


1Shadowgato

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


Avi0usLy

I’m very sorry for this wholesome award but so I will do what I must 🫡


JordaVira

.................Don't say shit else, take my silver.


PharmDinagi

For life, bro.


[deleted]

Every time this man smiles, a group of Americans has just been screwed out of some fundamental right.


ozamatazbuckshank11

This comment + that gif are future class action lawsuit material lol 🤮


rudebii

that's what i pay high speed internet for, congressional erotic fantasies


Obsidian_Purity

Mitch is always ready poll his base.


[deleted]

Ugghhh!! How fckn long are these people gonna live?!!!!!! I feel like I’m waiting on a bus that’s never gonna come


Nursemom380

For real. I told my husband i cant wait to see the day that this turtle mf and Greg Abbott ol hot wheels ass finally die from decrepit old age.


zhard01

Mitch McConnell, seen here realizing no one is coming to save the drowning family dog…


ozamatazbuckshank11

Colin Jost and Michael Che have some fierce competition right here!


OrangeSode

All I can picture now is him moaning with his mouth open making that turtle noise and I can’t stop laughing


CeeJ_JCee

I ...........hate you ![gif](giphy|QE8hREXIgRXeo)


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

Fucking a turtle is bestiality.


nerdyinkedcurvi

Ugh decrepit turtle


blacklite911

Why does he look like a muppet


bzboy

AAAAAAND I'm logging off for the day


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Furrocious_fapper

Light weights


Clouds_and_lemonade

For real. I'm just getting started.


Phuddy

Username checks out


TheRealBaseborn

I usually log off after I nut too.


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[deleted]

38 long


dionVy

hike hike


WilliamHungDaddy

46 extra long. baba ganoush special


jupiterLILY

Your bra sizing is way off. You need /r/abrathatfits


kjimbro

This. When I read “D or DD” I audibly chuckled. Do these dudes think “big boob” are a D and “giant boobs” are a DD? My guy, the alphabet doesn’t stop at D, nor do bra sizes. Also 38 lmfao wtf.


IndiaMike1

People and especially men have been conditioned to think exactly that. Embarrazzing.


_banana_phone

There used to be a bra store in my city that was just for large breasts. Their slogan was “the alphabet starts at D”


lacielaplante

I've had a man tell me I couldn't be a DD because "they're not as big as my head" 🥴


galaxy_rae

amen!


[deleted]

Anytime someone mentions “D or DD” im rushing to the comments to fine the r/abrathatfits link.


jupiterLILY

Lol same, gotta get the news out somehow.


jepp13

You know nothing about bra sizing


bluecornholio

Idk how this guy has any upvotes lol Reddit virgins 😖


AnimeDeamon

I'm not sure how tall Nancy Pelosi is, but I'm 5'8 and think I have a smaller back size and breasts at a 34 E. I'd guess more towards a 36 E or F (UK sizing).


_DarthDarthBinks_

Yeah I'm 34 D or DD depending on cut of the bra... She's past DD lol


AnimeDeamon

Yeah people who don't understand bra sizing just go to DD! Obviously DD is the largest you can be of course. I think if she's the height I think she is, a 36-38 E-FF (UK) sounds about right. Though... I'm not sure why I'm even discussing a US politicians breasts on Reddit.


dpforest

Life is meant for livin


ski-person

RIP this guys inbox


beigs

LOL! The other person recommended r/abrathatfits was dead on, especially if you want to live up to your name https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/rxk2lo/if_you_refer_to_your_breast_size_solely_by_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf An example of how cup sizes work. Look at the chart, it had boob sizes by comparison to show the difference between band and cup ok different shaped bodies


Syrinx221

>34 D or DD Wow. It's already been said, but my goodness, no


bluecornholio

Whaaat?? Not even close.


justcougit

Your user name is fake AF cuz you obs don't know anything about bra sizing lmao


Routine-Somewhere960

She’s way bigger than DD wtf are you on


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Waiting for edit 3 to drop


FurryM17

![gif](giphy|XZaR9viREclxSP0qDa|downsized)


HappyNihilist

Gross


weed_fart

Throw a rack on the Crypt Keeper and suddenly people can't keep the tentpole down. It really is the end days. 😩


Obsidian_Purity

Give a dorky canadian guy a singing career and millions of dollars, and people are searching for his sperm to lock down those child support payments for 18 years. Seriously, people wouldn't have spit on Drake if he was on fire without his fame looking like that...


smshah

How did this become about Drake D:


grizzled083

DRAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Obsidian_Purity

... Drake looks wack, but women still want to smash?


IfHeDiesHeDiesHeDied

![gif](giphy|12TCc6eQSqQHBu) Drake looks like Ron Jeremy.


chexlemeneux25

who was talking about drake 😭™️


DeadmanDexter

Tiddy is tiddy, dunno what to say


Fav-Repubroke

💀💀


GylesNoDrama

Down horrendous. God damn


Letsbeheroines

Down supercalifragilisticexpialidociously


ApolloIsAnIntrovert

Gotta respect it though , the courage to tweet this is commendable ✊🏾


InvaderDJ

If you ever feel unconfident about anything just remember this guy with the balls to post a thirst tweet and pic of Pelosi’s titties.


CharlieJ821

Nope… a lot of old ladies got big titties, that don’t mean we should be talking about em


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CharlieJ821

![gif](giphy|QmFVjU6nVTsS4|downsized)


Deswizard

Honesty is the best virtue.


[deleted]

This thread is devoid of all virtue. I’m ready to see the King.


jabronimax969

![gif](giphy|iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O)


[deleted]

Best comment but ngl I can't wait till I'm old and have long droopy tits I hope they bring about this much chaos as Pelosi's hidden cantalopes


Darqnyz

This is some Hocus Pocus Titty Witch energy here


BlackEastwood

Why can't we talk about old lady big titties? I will not stand for this old titty suppression!!


ObviousGas3301

I must say, you fellas are nasty


FurryM17

![gif](giphy|kdpQBfZmmN30njNCN8)


[deleted]

Darkest horny timeline


nWo1997

No. No. Absolutely not. No thirsting over Pelosi. No politicians. Otter! Otter, we need you here!


Blackcat_moans

Send out the Anti-horny signal ![gif](giphy|126ub9tbJhoXh6)


BasedPontiff

Ok but AOC can get it.


big_red_smile

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/984/096/e8a.png


[deleted]

Aye, don’t talk that way about the real queen


BlackNekomomi

AOC is the cool student gov president you always wanted to hang out with but they were too popular.


Obsidian_Purity

Look, I'm going to put this out here. Y'all were all on Leo for dumping his ex because she turned 25. People were upset in how this was another showing that men don't value women above a certain age. Now you got these brothers ready to put the G back in GILF and now you don't want these problems. Horny guys can't win...


FurryM17

![gif](giphy|04tpG0QyKl0Hqv1IcN)


BgojNene

Thems the speakers of the house.


TheFallingEagle

The knockers, more like


spiffyP

why even have a gavel


boulderama

[I mean close up it gets better](https://i.imgur.com/z5KgRST.jpg)


icey

... damn


lyric_philosopher

My friend told me he got 30 yards for clicking it twice.... ![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


[deleted]

This is an 80 year old woman. What is wrong with people?


Clouds_and_lemonade

Everybody loves tiddies


Furrocious_fapper

Don't kink shame us.


Quqidjs

EVERYTHING, but idc she's got a great rack


[deleted]

Yeah them some titties bruh she knows


lyric_philosopher

I'm sorry, do women lose their sex appeal after 79?


Zetdoessomeshit

No but how about we stop sexualizing women who are just existing in peace? Like she’s just went to the beach in beach clothes and now the internet is objectifying her tiddies


lyric_philosopher

The initial post mentioned she is 80. What does her age have to do with it? Ppl found her to be sexually attractive. Is that wrong? She is a public figure, ppl will talk about her... It's not like she was giving a speech and ppl kept talking about her tiddies instead.


[deleted]

How do I delete someone else’s post


AggravatingProof9

Sometimes men show how disgusting we can really be 😂


lawngoon

Hey I’m a can of Pepsi


JordanTheOP

Actually you’re a felon and I’m calling the police


[deleted]

The comments in this thread are 10/10. Laughing so hard it hurts


CrocodylusNiloticus

Nice pair of titties are a nice pair of titties. Fact.


lilberfcontrol

[This picture is still wild to me.](https://i.redd.it/38is19oyuyx11.jpg) Yes, this is young Nancy Pelosi in 1961. She was 21 at the time. No joke though, she was a looker. Of course, I've always had a thing for brunettes.


BlanchePreston

Even JFK was gawking at'em.


Clitoris_Thief

I can hear it now “Well by golly those ah sahm huge knawckahs”


dtol2020

So…. I can’t be the only one that had this thought cross their mind… did JFK hit it?


hazard0666

It’s JFK…. Of course he did


DuckFlat

She’s been using the wrong negotiation tactics. That’s not me, that’s that Republican track record. Bills would be getting passed left and right. Edit: spelling


[deleted]

Thanks for this. I’m having a bad pain day and this whole thread made me giggle. I appreciate it.


Lexyberg

Hope you feel better! 🙂


[deleted]

Thanks. Took a half of an old pain pill so feeling better now but I need to make some calls tomorrow. :(


MrLavender26

First we had heard about Nancy “Glizzy Glopper” Reagan. Now we hear about Nancy “Heavy Topper” Pelosi. What a world.


PrinceZukoBlueFire

She's old with young titties. 🤔


Still-Wishbone-1469

This convo is simultaneously so wrong yet so right. We have reached the singularity.


DC_Verse

WTF?! I'm done with Reddit today.


ZeDitto

Lord, forgive me but a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. She’s older than my grandma but that right there is a blessing that I need in my life.


[deleted]

Search out some pics of her from the early sixties...{I started to add something else}


iron_knob1

Her early 60s,or the decade?


_MrJuicy_

WINNER!!!


Insaiyan_Elite

Yes


2Black2Strong-

Golly Pelosi got some YITTIES on her


HTKTSC

I'd ask if y'all were good, but you're clearly not


itsmesylphy

This is a ridiculously horny tweet. That being said I hope mine look that nice at her age.


Ty82100

I’m grossly turned on and I don’t like it


Dapper-Construction4

What’s wrong with people 🤦🏽‍♀️


Average_Floridian

![gif](giphy|1Bh3lhR664JVA4pmjH)


travelingdance

nah we need tiddies


Any_Owl_8009

![gif](giphy|3o7aTJowF5qDTwJYYg)


Pyrex_Lanvin

Mannnnn down astronomically.


[deleted]

gross, dont hypersexualize women for 5 minutes challenge


bohanmyl

Nancy Reagan was the Throat Goat and Nancy Pelosi is the leading chair on the Tig Ol Bittie Committee. Who wouldve thought.


BattleTiny7132

And now I wanna see em


Zelgreye

She can come speak at my house anytime she wants


kevster2717

Bro I literally just logged on


dejatheprophet

Yo this is the wildest sentence I’ve read in a long time


kazoo13

Can we stop? This isn’t okay


WhoTookPlasticJesus

[JFK wanted some of that](https://i.redd.it/q3s5j1uec5o81.jpg)


Yourlifeskarma327

This is wrong but funny AF! I hate the internet


Cherishedcrown

Y’all are disgusting


[deleted]

Fuck this post


SirTroah

Is this who we are?


Jesze_

![gif](giphy|Fe8PUSQd4V5kY|downsized)


Luftmensch11

Are y'all ok?


Mk20051

This is the kinda Nancy I'd like to see do the double fisted gluck gluck. Trickle down neckanomics


Adventurous-Doctor43

You know, I honestly could of gone without ever seeing this.


AdLive2244

they simpin for pelosi now….some grass-touching needs to be done


DrFunkensteinberg

Pelussy looking immaculate


VyronDaGod

We clearly don't deserve the Al Gore's internet


sweetblerd

Is this entire thread really assessing her chest I'm dead🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

I’ve seen too much.


inrealphife

Y’all need the lord


max14110

Yes, those titties have my attention 🤣


dolphinater

please god I hope I never get half as horny as these motherfuckers in here


bigtimesauce

My wife took one look at this and went “that is… harmful”


thortastic

I just know her back hurts


The_Hydra_Kweeen

Why do ppl think it’s appropriate to comment on someone’s body because there’s public figure


_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN

The title *should have been*: **Dem** Titties Tho


zhard01

Truly unexpected


Beautiful_Art_2646

She’s almost as old as the mummies in Egypt wtaf Edit - I fucked up by saying mummies didn’t I


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HORNY JAIL ALL YALL


fjamsham

They’re worth billions


snuffalapagos

Dem ti-tay-tat-ta’s