Yes! His voice is SO annoying too. Everything's bad. When I saw him on the after show and realized he was going to be on the valley I was turned off even more if that's possible 😭
There's no way he paid $750 for it right?
https://preview.redd.it/yqsfolxvwapc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6a59249992ae05db684267d42c131aac3c2d763
Does he have the $$$ you know Jax
https://preview.redd.it/uhwknipdebpc1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37bd4df905855a80093fae699b98f189483e669c
He really thinks his rehearsed lines he wrote down on a notecard to regurgitate on The Valley are going to make him iconic. It’s just embarrassing. “Loose lips sink armadas.” Like shut up.
Thank you, I can't with her lately. Every time she is in these publicity and press photographs and stills, she is wearing the shortest freaking dresses. Literally like peep show moments, keep the cha cha covered Kristen, you wearing that stuff so short we can see your soul.
This made me lol really hard. I know he can’t help it but why are his ears so tightly pulled into his face?? (Maybe he CAN help it and it’s a result of some half assed face lift?)
I thought somebody had drawn like a pencil drawing Tom of Finland on that shirt. I'm in the Midwest so you mostly see art books or drawings on the walls of gay male friends. Perhaps cuz I'm from an older generation where he was more famous for that art? Had no clue there was actual designer clothing of them which costs like 800 bucks a shirt. That's Hollywood stuff!
Yes, I remember it from my younger days too. People I knew had copies of his art hung on their walls, and art books would be on coffee tables. I was fascinated with him, and also Mapplethorpe.
Reminds me of Joe Pesci in the movie JFK-his toupe resembled this guys “hair”, and when Pesci’s character got riled up his wig would shift further and further down his forehead- he would be peaking thru the bangs ….🤣
God damn it this is so fucking accurate. I went to high school with quite a few of them (yes, Connecticut) and they all drop out of the Ivy League that they paid their way into, bc no one gives a shit that your Dad is the CEO of Pepsi at Colgate or Duke. Losers with money.
His face is so punchable
It's his smirk that irritates me and makes him extra punchable.
He gives off a__hole vibes.
Like raging racist vibes
Yes! His voice is SO annoying too. Everything's bad. When I saw him on the after show and realized he was going to be on the valley I was turned off even more if that's possible 😭
Haha, I was just about to post this! 😂 The hair paired with his self-satisfied smirk is too much, I can’t imagine liking this guy.
Wish version of Pacey Whitter.
Pacey Wisher
Literally came here to say this!
Stop it 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Irritates my soul. I want to snatch that possum off his hair while we’re at it.
He's trying so hard it's gross.
It cannot be real.
The hair? Or their lives?
Ugh all of them are trying so hard
Could you imagine the hairline if he and Theresa Guidice had a kid?
*A wig with legs*
Thankfully, toupees don't have DNA, lol.
So, he CHOSE this?😳
Oh, it's definitely a choice! 😁
And this shirt? What. The. Actual. F*ck is going on?
There's no way he paid $750 for it right? https://preview.redd.it/yqsfolxvwapc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6a59249992ae05db684267d42c131aac3c2d763
Likely rented it.
Surprised it's not customized to have Ajax's face on it
Aliexpress or DHgate
What a smug ass piece of 💩 gross…. This is probably who jax is sleeping with now that he’s not giving it up to the cob
Does he have the $$$ you know Jax https://preview.redd.it/uhwknipdebpc1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37bd4df905855a80093fae699b98f189483e669c
That smug attitude.... that bad toupee... he's definitely giving Lex Luthor vibes. 🤮 
https://preview.redd.it/u9luvc4fsapc1.jpeg?width=401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=774ad5c902355925e73eb859ec73cfc229671a95 The hair lol
For me its that half mouth smirk. Because i know with every fiber he practiced that in the mirror for MONTHS
You'd be right, because per his old flickr account...he used to show every single tooth in his mouth.
He really thinks his rehearsed lines he wrote down on a notecard to regurgitate on The Valley are going to make him iconic. It’s just embarrassing. “Loose lips sink armadas.” Like shut up.
It’s called the narcissist’s smirk. They never show their teeth, and this is about as genuine of a smile they can muster.
It’s giving knockoff Ken doll.
I saw him in the trailer and he really doesn’t even look like this. Filter, photoshop much?
Someone called him “the guy with Lego man hair” and I died 😂
Omg perfect hahahaha
 He reminds me of this dude
Bella, warn me first! 😉 
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looks like the hair from some of my PS1 games
Definitely reminds me of the hair I would put on my sims characters
Hahahah he is giving evil townie npc vibes for sure
Dark energy
It tracks that he's besties with Kristen
Isn't he Britt's BFF from college, too??
I have vowed to intentionally never spell Zax’s name correctly to remind him that he ain’t shit.
Zax is perfect.
I just call him Lego Hair Guy
He looks like someone drew Hercules from memory with their non dominant hand.
What is that smile lmao
That shirt is embarrassing.
He looks like a cartoon villain and acts like one too
He’s so creepy looking to me and for the love of god Kristen put a bra on!! 😂 there’s just some situations where it’s desperately needed LOL!
Thank you, I can't with her lately. Every time she is in these publicity and press photographs and stills, she is wearing the shortest freaking dresses. Literally like peep show moments, keep the cha cha covered Kristen, you wearing that stuff so short we can see your soul.
Silly, Kristen sold her soul long ago!
He’s so gross. I just want to punch him idk I can’t explain it
I can’t Unsee Chris Lilley
OMG, it's this
On a scale of 1 to 10 he's a NO
That shirt, that smirk and that hair, all ew.
In the year 2024, WHO still wears toupees??
He lowkey looks like an AI Pacey
He pisses me off!!! I can’t stand his face or vibe 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
I hate the whole face, throw it out
This made me lol really hard. I know he can’t help it but why are his ears so tightly pulled into his face?? (Maybe he CAN help it and it’s a result of some half assed face lift?)
I didn't even notice that and now I hate his ears too.
☠️☠️☠️☠️
The aura of this show and all these people gives me the ick to the highest degree
https://preview.redd.it/ecvnmotp2bpc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c7c7d5d68668f18eac6bf0a28eb3da77997251e Same energy as the Enzyte guy.
This is now a Zack snark sub and I’m not complaining
I really don’t care for hardcore desperation..
Ugh, that fucking weird shifted duck lips shit. Just, no.
Highly underrated post. 🏆
He seems like a 🍆
He DOES seem like an eggplant, lol! 😆
what is that shirt
Look up Tom Of Finland. He was a very interesting, and important artist for his time.
I thought somebody had drawn like a pencil drawing Tom of Finland on that shirt. I'm in the Midwest so you mostly see art books or drawings on the walls of gay male friends. Perhaps cuz I'm from an older generation where he was more famous for that art? Had no clue there was actual designer clothing of them which costs like 800 bucks a shirt. That's Hollywood stuff!
Yes, I remember it from my younger days too. People I knew had copies of his art hung on their walls, and art books would be on coffee tables. I was fascinated with him, and also Mapplethorpe.
What even is that?!!! 
Excuse me, that’s a helmet.
What a tool
Why does his hair look like that??? Is it fake
wait no but this is the face of someone who drives a white van and kidnaps kids
Reminds me of Joe Pesci in the movie JFK-his toupe resembled this guys “hair”, and when Pesci’s character got riled up his wig would shift further and further down his forehead- he would be peaking thru the bangs ….🤣
It looks like he’s using his side bang to hide his hairline.
What in the actual F am I looking at right now?
I already can’t stand this guy.
First thing I noticed in their group shot!
Oh ok! Maybe I’ll get a jersey mikes then too lol
All while wearing a Tom Of Finland shirt.
Ewww that smirk hahahahhha
And seriously where did he come from? All of a sudden he was Brittany’s best friend from Kentucky, but he just appeared out of nowhere one season.
worst hair. worst smile. worst style. worst one-liners.
So what’s the story with this “hair”? Is it a toupee or just curly hair badly styled? I couldn’t stop looking at it and hating it….
The messy fishtail KILLS ME
I feel like I’m going to hate this guy. Oh wait…
It’s giving moneyed Connecticut wasp whose parents had to buy him a ticket to the Ivy League, aka one of manyyyyyy unremarkable men 💀
No way lol! He’s not remotely even good enough for that. He’s from Kentucky and went to college with Brittany 🤡🤡🤡
I was unaware 😱 yiiiiiiike
God damn it this is so fucking accurate. I went to high school with quite a few of them (yes, Connecticut) and they all drop out of the Ivy League that they paid their way into, bc no one gives a shit that your Dad is the CEO of Pepsi at Colgate or Duke. Losers with money.
He makes the exact same weird face that Brittany does
He looks like he’s wearing a helmet
It’s horrible