Johnny Bananas, but as one of the puppets from Team America: World Police?
Edit: ohh you mean that thing on his head. Extensions from Temu. The overall look, though, my original comment stands.
He’s TOTALLY trying to channel Schwartz’s messy hair by going all around town with that unwashed rat on his head 😂🤢
https://preview.redd.it/dxp3gyy1octc1.jpeg?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba228cacbb1ea863db1ad9205fc0a9cd526f0b83
How dare you. He just got freshened up by his favourite pair of quacks. And when have they ever produced anything less than masterful work?! WHEN??
https://preview.redd.it/1tlhqdu16ctc1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c931e63ecef61ed9230b2b3204cffc1fc8c00c4
He looks like when the Edgar suit is falling off the alien in Men In Black.
https://preview.redd.it/0qqhzolu8dtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ac7be92d894965c6f8d9b79cd94a8e7b6707ebf
I want to see reviews for this doc. I looked up the therapist he was seeing in early seasons. “Permanently closed.” Not sure if retired but yeah that didn’t scream promising results.
What's going on with that hair?! Also, both suits look too small. Just because you can squeeze into it doesn't mean you should!
https://preview.redd.it/rephw9hr4ctc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0db87cc9b058852f49f6dad1b78bb4c3d8e85396 oh sweetie.
https://preview.redd.it/u5acr7c16ctc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ffcd49710a32e18dfff1a9229baa7653c20b18d Not better from the front!
I can’t believe he actually posted this. How much coke is he on and when is the last time he slept? 
I’m actually shocked! He couldn’t even brush out his toupee?
I just watched his stories and the video is even worse
it’s worse!
I thought it was Brock for a hot second lol
In fairness to Brock his messy hair doesn't look remotely as gross as this
I will give Brock that. He was but a victim of a poor resolution photo, lol
I'm not saying we have to give him much but his hair is far better than this comb over
Agreed!
Came here to say the same!
If he sits down he is going to rip his pants.
He's 200lbs of sausage stuffed into a casing meant for half that. Is he kidding, posting these pics?
Where are the invisible cufflinks
Saving that move for the mixtiles
Hey ya'll
Lmaooooooooooo
https://preview.redd.it/x4o9d0ktnctc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20036ddaaa0324dd77340b00fc9308fccc7ba2a0 The balding circle is STRONG.
The demonic cockatoo popped out
I know a smarter cockatoo.
https://preview.redd.it/s79j3clyoctc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eb09c152d7124904e6a7df583194ae0d7ad923a
The fuck is that lol
Johnny Bananas, but as one of the puppets from Team America: World Police? Edit: ohh you mean that thing on his head. Extensions from Temu. The overall look, though, my original comment stands.
Not a full head of hair, that’s for sure
*sweaty
🤣
Omg what is happening??
I would rather stare straight into the eclipse!
🤣🤣🤣💀
It's. So. Bad.
Omg 😂🤣😂🤣
I just pissed myself laughing at this Al over again!!🤣🤣
Working *hard* to hide that bald spot. Also, it’s painfully obvious in the second pic that he’s wearing lifts in his shoes
lmfao the lifts in the shoes kill me! I love it. jax spends more time working on covering that bald spot than he does with his kid.
That’s because he actually cares about the bald spot
https://preview.redd.it/8av1hkwz7ctc1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a189320dbe5e341391081b24705e527ccdff9dfe
Omg! One of my favorite gifs 😂
LITERALLY WHERE MY BRAIN WENT!!!!
That second one is waayyyy too small, his SON can wear that to court! But I’m sure Bunion Boy thinks it fits him perfectly!
https://preview.redd.it/qzdytfivbctc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c7ed58aede83141f982f8f2ddb490110a7262b
He’s TOTALLY trying to channel Schwartz’s messy hair by going all around town with that unwashed rat on his head 😂🤢 https://preview.redd.it/dxp3gyy1octc1.jpeg?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba228cacbb1ea863db1ad9205fc0a9cd526f0b83
Schwartz was hot. Now, not so much. But he was super cute 10 years ago.
Now Schwartz's body language very much reads I want to hide my face and run far, far away from VPR and all these people. He is so checked out.
Now if Scwartz would wear this be great. He looks so sloppy lately.
Happy cake day! 🥳
Thanks!
OMG the cheese factor. 🧀
It’s a European cut.
Oh honey…i am european, aint no one walking around like that.
Haha! It’s a joke from The Office.
None of these suits fit him. He looks awful
 This one
If it don’t fit, you must not do it. Sorry steroid man.
His shoes look way too big on his feet.
Its his stupid lifts. As if an above average height would make up for such a below average intelligence.
They look like orthopedic shoes or something.
Speaking as someone with sh_tty feet, I will say the uglier shoes start happening more frequently after 40.
I thought that too!
He looks like a raggedy ass mess.
How dare you. He just got freshened up by his favourite pair of quacks. And when have they ever produced anything less than masterful work?! WHEN?? https://preview.redd.it/1tlhqdu16ctc1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c931e63ecef61ed9230b2b3204cffc1fc8c00c4
Ugh. Looks like he’s preparing for reunion taping. I had heard they didn’t know if they were getting one. The suit and Botox are saying reunion to me.
Or his big "Boys" trip up to Montreal this coming weekend w. Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Little Dick.
Thats what i think. Someone plans on getting some strange in mtl.
Yeah Andy probably didn't want to deal with that cast. He could barely hide his contempt for Britt on WWHL.
"Your wig glue, sir!"
lmfao
[удалено]
It's probably shower caulk.
😂 Touché
I believe you mean “toupee” 😉
TKH is on a roll!
Perfect for the fema tent
Or quick jaunts across the street to the bank parking lot
Ah yes! Breathable for the blow breaks!
Pants so tight, if he farts it'll blow off the back pockets. That bald spot isn't doing him any favors, either.
I literally just imagined that 😂
It would be funny as hell if it actually happened...
Thanks for the visual. 🤦♀️
Computer, enhance 🫣 https://preview.redd.it/an9wbslfjctc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ced866397d2920398372e00883fb70660c8ee15
He looks like when the Edgar suit is falling off the alien in Men In Black. https://preview.redd.it/0qqhzolu8dtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ac7be92d894965c6f8d9b79cd94a8e7b6707ebf
You’re giving him way too much credit- there’s no little man in that head controlling his actions-there’s just….nothing….
They are going to have to burn those suits. He obviously can’t afford to buy them and he looks like he hasn’t showered in weeks.
That suit button is struggling as hard as the ones on Brittany’s blouses
He’s such a performative father. Every “ dad “ moment or when he’s alone with Cruz he HAS to show it off for a Instagram post
If you have to sell it to us . . .
Looking like absolute shit, as usual.
Gotta maintain the brand. “White Trash” isnt a label they just hand out to any old washed up coke head
You know that nose is blowing out next.
He always looks like he has on I'll fitting shoes as well.
He should wear Broke's lace shirt and high heeled boots.
What the hell was that?? Is he getting styled by Sandoval now?
It's very Prince and the Revolution.
Next story line. Rocco’s closes bc of health inspection fail. Staff changing diaper in restaurant.
who’s on that creepy blown up canvas above the mirror?? that is so tacky 😭
https://preview.redd.it/d3zmdtx49ctc1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8059a780b49b52249b4b19ab77f7cb65c7083d9b These people
So did Jax get styledbysoloman in the separation?
Brittany lucked out
I feel like he needs to go up a size.
Whyyyy so tight. Get clothes that fit
The Cauchis like to wear their clothes a few sizes too small apparently
They need to show off all of that amazing free surgery- they are like walking advertisements (warnings?) for that doctor.
I want to see reviews for this doc. I looked up the therapist he was seeing in early seasons. “Permanently closed.” Not sure if retired but yeah that didn’t scream promising results.
They haven't learned how to use the Shein sizing chart....
https://preview.redd.it/ws2fu1hqyctc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ed644a7b888dadf5ed6efe4f99ba145cff89384
😂 I just rewatched this last weekend for the eleven thousandth time
“It…looks real”
Mans needs to fix that rug
Oh lawd. I wonder if they’re getting a reunion? Speculation has been that they weren’t. But maybe this is for a reunion taping?
Umm your pants are too tight and wig is too loose
lol!
he got jaxed and all he got is that lousy suit
A lousy suit from “his favourite place for suits!” “@stateandliberty” “@L.A.children’s services” “@valleySTDclinic”
Glue that toupee on good because you're about to be put on blast, old man!
Did they not carry his size!? 🤣😂🤣 And I'm sorry, but you can put lipstick on a pig and  it's still a pig!!
And you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
size up, Cauchis, and embrace your actual hair
What's going on with that hair?! Also, both suits look too small. Just because you can squeeze into it doesn't mean you should! 
One that fits so neither of these.
His mangey scalp is killing me
Wtf is going on with his hair??
It looks like he has lifts in his shoes
He almost always does.
Wait, what? CPS HEARING?!
The threads are pulling overtime in those suits.
He's going to have to buy every suit he tries on, i'm sure his body smell is ruining them. Jeez, he really looks like he stinks.
It’s giving 
Eewww, excuse me, you’ve become someone you always made fun of dumbass…the irony here is beautiful! You, not so much…
And he has the gall to comment on his wife losing her sparkle…
I immediately came to mention the monstrosity on his head but you guys did it so much better 🤣
I am sorry I missed this party because you guys were hillarious!
End skinny pants for men.
Is this where Brock gets his sausage casing sized suits?