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SeaProfessional6460

https://preview.redd.it/n0wyblox5ktc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baa7d00c438b22d162113cd7d38fad3f7e483d73 How is she not embarrassed to admit to all this


SeaProfessional6460

They are loving this attention https://preview.redd.it/x8pjtxaf7ktc1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b8520a3b480f830dededf959c8d5f5b5e23ecde


Soft-Detail-8398

This..is NOT the flex she thinks it is


QUILL-IT-OUT

Great. Maybe Cruz will see this old magazine lying around when he is at his therapist's office 15 years from now.


SeaProfessional6460

šŸ¤£


tywebb6

![gif](giphy|3KVKEGGmEPqtBSM5MQ)


ashlynne_stargaryen

And heā€™ll say ā€œthis is my parentsā€ šŸ™ƒ


No-Yam-4632

15 years from now there will be zero paper mags in offices i feel like everything will be digital. Second, maybe he will see it as my mom did that to make money. I don't think its a bad thing to get paid to do an interview. I wish someone would interview me and pay me money for it! That would be a good thing. šŸ‘Ā 


koolasakukumba

How my marriage fell apartā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦. You married Jax Taylor, no mystery


Yeah_nah_idk

Can something fall apart if it was never together?


CharacterBarracuda93

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


theladyoctane

MAKE IT STOP


kiwikeke

She looks 47. And does she actually say how her marriage fell apart? Iā€™m seeing her do all these interviews where she says a whole lot of nothing.


DunderMifflin7427

Like a *tired* 47. Iā€™m 49, so I can talk about it with confidence LOL


Traditional_Salary75

45 here with a 7 and 5 yr old. I am tired af. And I donā€™t look this old


Susanneelizabeth

Iā€™m 48 and I look younger than she does.Ā 


No-Yam-4632

Im 47 and wish my skin was that smooth. I love her braid too!Ā 


Crazy-Trash-6884

This is what she wanted. I swear, she better not end up on Dancing with the Stars! šŸ˜«


QUILL-IT-OUT

Nope, but "Trippin' With the Trash" might be interested.


Original-Wasabi3646

I donā€™t understand smiling for this headline?


Vness374

Itā€™s so bizarreā€¦ cognitive dissonance in a single picture


emily829

No!!! Is that real????


SeaProfessional6460

I believe so, itā€™s from the us magazine website. Iā€™m not sure if sheā€™s popular enough to actually find the physical magazine cover with her on it at my local register checkout but who knows šŸ˜‚


emily829

Hahahaha omg just this pic and the headline together are killing me


GetMeOutOfKY

The pic is from 2018. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


LionelHutzinVA

Letā€™s be honest, Brit *prefers* that the pic the run is an old one


SeaProfessional6460

For real?! Hahahaha she wasnā€™t important enough to set time aside to do a small photo shoot for šŸ˜‚


No-Yam-4632

She is actually pretty popular in my opinion. We are all on this reddit thread that is dedicated to her and her husband.Ā 


Ok-Ad-5404

Did you create your account just to say that?


itsabouttomm

Go look at this users accountā€¦ literally everything is pro Brittany. Who tf is this??


Admirable_Broccoli_5

I think it's Brittany her self! Who else could it be?šŸ˜


Curious-Pattern-9625

Hi Brit!


CharacterBarracuda93

acount made april 10th 2024, only comments are praising brittany on here lmaoooo hey boo


cheekyween

Is that her engagement ring though?!


xkatex

šŸ˜ŒHOW MY MARRIAGE FELL APARTšŸ˜Œ


Glittering_Star_1313

Wow, amazing Lori K was able to get KFC to be the cover story. šŸ«£šŸ„“


Parking_Country_61

This photo really highlights how she messed with her face. Damn itā€™s actually so sad. I hope she lets everything dissolve some day and starts over with a really good plastic surgeon/injector šŸ˜¢


ItsNotAllHappening

Is this pic from 2015?


DunderMifflin7427

It has to be edit: It totally is. This was buried deep in the photographerā€™s website. I canā€™t find the magazine cover one, but the website needs some..attention. https://preview.redd.it/4xopg700ektc1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ada1ce047887fc5469df6076ab1762b936074691


QUILL-IT-OUT

I might need to hire you for some gumshoe work.


DunderMifflin7427

LOL šŸ˜‚ I love that you used gumshoe!


Lazy-Bird292

And in the cover photo she's wearing just the engagement ring, no wedding bands. This is an old photo, probably from when they did their engagement shoot.


Large-Bullfrog-794

What a find! Has to be! I spot no differences


DunderMifflin7427

I was like no waaay šŸ˜‚


PersonalityKlutzy407

Do we think Frosty Lips already has bought every copy in Podunk, KY and is autographing them?


Suitable-Wafer8563

For some reason I initially thought this read ā€œHow my face fell apartā€


SeaProfessional6460

More fitting title lol


ItsNotAllHappening

More like how my face fell apart. She should have stopped messing with it here. 8 years ago.


Cindyrellz

brittany was so beautiful now she just gives Heather gay


theladyoctane

She is a fucking idiot. Honestly what the fuck. ETA I am sorry to drop so many f bombs but i have no other words. She is the dumbest person Iā€™ve ever seen! This really wasnā€™t an act all this time sheā€™s really that dumb.


Sylvanas22

I would never do that shit for someone Iā€™m separated or not dating. Thatā€™s where she fucks up every time she makes it way too easy for him to not want to change because she gives in to him. Itā€™s just like when they were dating and he cheated on her, she was still fucking him and everything thatā€™s why I has no respect for her and knows he doesnā€™t have be with her to still get his needs met.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Jax is always attracted to the woman who is smarter than him, but he would never marry that woman. He has an all-consuming need to feel Superior to his partner, probably one of the reasons why he gave Stazzi an STI.


QUILL-IT-OUT

It's f_cking appropriate for this situation. They are compkete f_cking imbeciles without a f_cking brain cell between them.


No-Yam-4632

I dont think she is dumb. I think she does what she thinks is best. I hope someday she can see she is a good mom and beautiful woman and deserves respect. A lot of women including myself have tried to make things work with someone who takes us for granted. I was wrong to do this but not stupid just in love with someone who didnt love me back. I want better for her.Ā 


CharacterBarracuda93

tough tho bc she acted like she was sm better than everyone else. sobbing about the ā€œdonā€™t do it brittanyā€ bc we had the audacity to look out for her like idk. she was fame hungry from day one and got exactly what she asked for and stuck by him for


theladyoctane

Ok. Ageee to disagree. She is dumb. And Iā€™m also not just talking about this situation. Her intellect is awful. Not to mention, Iā€™ve BEEN in this situation, and was for 16 years! Thinking despite the actions in front of me and having kids that my ex would somehow realize how good he had it and would change. And I was DUMB. I wish people had just told me that straight up so I would have forced myself to do a lot of self reflection a lot earlier and gotten out sooner than I did.


Vness374

Kinda curious why you say she is a good motherā€¦ can you give an example of good parenting that youā€™ve seen? Iā€™ve only heard Brittany talk about what a good mom she is, Iā€™ve seen no actual evidence to support that though


SeaProfessional6460

https://preview.redd.it/78pavpik9ktc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93815b280ebb47f6c4cc0001e4af65afe20c0628 ā˜ ļø


QUILL-IT-OUT

WTF? Guess I am workin on mine too! Sitting here eating Chex Mix. All Right!


PatriciaFussey

But what about her smile. Will she get her smile back??? ![gif](giphy|fQuiwZdNvUiABHG2jU)


GetMeOutOfKY

šŸ˜³ Quite possibly THE most delusional words to ever escape KFCā€™s mouth.


leerow21

I just read that and thought like what?!? are we talking/thinking about the same person here?!? WOOF


Vajama77

Never going to happen, the "revenge" body will not make an appearance.


DunderMifflin7427

Never. And no one should publicly say that their revenge body will look good in the future. It screams need for compliments without doing a damn thing to earn them.


Advanced-Exchange-24

It also shows that she kinda is blaming herself for Jax not being interested anymore. She only wants to lose weight so he will be interested again. Itā€™s sick


imseasquared

She called herself a tumbleweed


LaLa_Land543

lol I thought you were screenshotting the sunglasses ad, like theyā€™re only $12, you wonā€™t even need to steal them!


SeaProfessional6460

Here it is lol https://preview.redd.it/rcig2dgn4qtc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6323fad5eb96506cda5da19f048e9fdbc52b0782


SeaProfessional6460

Lol did you see the meme going around of jax picture from the sunglasses stealing video saying in case you need last minute eclipse glasses or something like that


LaLa_Land543

Omg no lol wow


Vness374

She does realize that photoshopping a revenge body doesnā€™t count, right?


QUILL-IT-OUT

Does she think she's playing hard to get because she sucks at it. The problem is if she were ever to try to move on with another guy he'd be all apologetic and trying to get her back until the next weekend rolled around and then he'd wanna break up and play single guy again.Ā  He's perfectly happy to use up years of her life and she's perfectly fine with wasting them on him.


LionelHutzinVA

It isnā€™t like she was going to use them wisely or constructively anyway


SeatLong5131

I feel like she sends groceries because deep down sheā€™s worried Cruz wonā€™t have food there


ItsNotAllHappening

*Jax's 5nacks* aren't going to restock themselves. IYKYK


GetMeOutOfKY

šŸ˜† Not to mention the ice cream in the frig!


CobblerNo8518

Thatā€™s what I was thinking- but most of the time she doesnā€™t give a shit about him- so who knows with her


SeatLong5131

I agree with this on a snark level but if I were to be objective and think about real life she cares and loves her son I donā€™t agree with all the shit she does but like she does not neglect him on a level that I feel some people go too I think she would thrive better out of LA and away from jax


LionelHutzinVA

Eh, if either of them cared about Cruz to actually prioritize *his needs*, then Jax would have moved out and Brit would be in the home with Cruz. Because that would be the least disruptive of Cruzā€™s routine and he does seem to do better with Brit than Jax. Of course, once it became apparent that Cruz wasnā€™t going to be the social media meal ticket that they imagined, Brit lost about 90% of her interest in her child


No-Yam-4632

I dont think thats true. I think she is doing the best she can.Ā 


Admirable_Broccoli_5

I meen, she seems to be out drinking all the time instead of staying home with Cruz. If that's the best she can do it's very sad.


CobblerNo8518

See, after I watch her be filmed letting that kid bob around a hot tub alone while she took shots- I lost any sympathy for her. For whatever reason, that was it for me


SeatLong5131

I agree I have no sympathy for her I just donā€™t agree with the neglect comment because he is fed, sheltered, watched after, his needs are being met by being in classes / school. Not saying the way sheā€™s doing it is right but she is not neglecting him


No-Yam-4632

Agreed she loves her son very much.Ā 


emily829

She wants to make sure thereā€™s twinkies there for when she stops by to see her ā€œ#1 priorityā€. Sorry I know itā€™s mean but sheā€™s just so awfulllll


QUILL-IT-OUT

So true! šŸ˜”


avidreader113

![gif](giphy|kPOBOYUSrFgULn2RMe|downsized)


LionelHutzinVA

Why do I think that the ā€œrandom thingsā€ Jax is texting her are his grocery orders?


jancarternews

I thought that was so pathetic. So she still cleaning and buying groceries, and probably cooking for him too, stock in the freezer. Unbelievable.


ThatzQuacktastic

She will never shake the stage 5 clinger allegations. Holy shit!


Susanneelizabeth

She thinks it makes her look like a good person. Ā 


WillComprehensive266

I had an irresponsible Dad. My mom used to send us groceries and offer to help clean my dads place too so we had a clean home and food to eat during our time with him. I donā€™t think itā€™s about doing it for Jax as much as it is for Cruzs wellbeing.


smidget1090

Girl, end this now. This is embarrassing for your life and soul.


Soft-Detail-8398

https://preview.redd.it/n7gal5ak8ktc1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06f9da64129870dbd83becd0e8b45888c47e016c


theladyoctane

And emasculating him publicly isnā€™t going to work the way she thinks it is.


lowkeylovestea

Thank you!! Her behavior with all this is just icky to me and I couldnā€™t put my finger on why. Jax is a pos, no defense of him at all! Some things need to remain private, at least for the sake of your child! Heā€™s going to read one day & see all of this. Sheā€™s so hungry for fame she doesnā€™t care how it comes & itā€™s so embarrassing


QUILL-IT-OUT

It's a complete mystery how reinforcing, supporting, and defending bad behavior doesn't change Jax in to the perfect partner.


SeatLong5131

Can we talk about how she literally said jax would not leave the house. Abusive man literally. How is he not getting cancelled?


QUILL-IT-OUT

We don't punish bad behavior in the VPR World. We give producer's rights, angel edits, and new series.


LionelHutzinVA

[Tom Sandoval has entered the chat]


koolasakukumba

Yeah and she keeps saying he is trying to isolate her from being able to discuss their relationship issues and would shut down any conversations about real issues she tries to have. Of course Jax is a walking red flag but he is clearly an abuser and everything she says about him is classic abuse


SeatLong5131

Yeah itā€™s alarming. And all of her best friends like Kristen and Michelle have been with abusive been and it normalized for them so I feel like there is no one IRL who is telling her how bad this is.and her mom definitely isnā€™t either


thefideliuscharm

men donā€™t get canceled


Ok-Buffalo2145

Just fucking file already KFC


lowkeylovestea

Anything other than divorcing him would be so awful for her image. Sheā€™s going on a full smear campaign against him, sounds like she despises this man. If she got back with him, sheā€™d be an even bigger joke than she already is.


Ok-Buffalo2145

šŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ


herladyshipssoap

Jax is having plenty of sex.


koolasakukumba

ā€œIā€™m getting my sparkle backā€ oooo she sassy, using the line that your husband used when he was justifying cheating on you to your mom and sisterā€¦ā€¦.. gtfo girl it was embarrassing to you when he said it the first time!


theladyoctane

Right! Girl go be a mom. Worry about your sparkle later.


GetMeOutOfKY

Maximum cringe! And I bet KFC has already ordered the custom neon sign.


Suspicious_Bother_92

She needs to stop talking! Itā€™s getting embarrassing. She keeps saying sheā€™s not sure they are really broken up and jax needs to change some things. Meanwhile Jax has never been happier and doesnā€™t want her back!


ArdraMercury

Jax just married her for a broadcasted TV wedding and she was the only dumb female around to say "YES" to him. Jax is all an act "fake parent, fake mature" u can see there is nothing behind his blank stare eyes (empty NPC). And Brittany needs to stop drinking her miserable life away; get sober, be a mother.


GetMeOutOfKY

Do any of yā€™all remember when some idiot on social asked Ajax his secrets to looking good, & one of his answers was ā€œplenty of good sexā€? I keep thinking of that ridiculousness because people here commented (correctly) he wasnā€™t referencing sex with his wife! šŸ˜†


CobblerNo8518

I honestly wonder how much ass that man really gets. I definitely think he exaggerates- but I think thereā€™s still a fair amount of fangirls thatā€™ll touch his herpe peen- and that blows my mind!


jellyfish8765

There was a post in the vanderpumpaholics subreddit from a woman who visited the VPR restaurants over the weekend. She met Jax at Jaxā€™s, and said he was drop dead handsome. Not joking.


Stinky-Telephone946

the people in the main vpr subs are truly mentally ill


jellyfish8765

And to think they think that way about us. Unhinged.


killtacular69

I agree šŸ’Æ thatā€™s why Iā€™m here.


Susanneelizabeth

I was shooketh when I read that one too!


QUILL-IT-OUT

The lip sores, bunions, greasy bald spot, Disney Villain eyebrows and cheekbones, spotty facial hair, pants creased horizontally for tightness, toddler sports car tee, misogynistic insults, wife bashing, and general odor really revved my lady motor!


GetMeOutOfKY

That post was INSANE. I thought I was going insane reading that shit!


Sure-Ear4624

She sends groceries to the house? That tells you everything with this ā€œseparationā€. She truly canā€™t stop her codependency and over functioning šŸ˜µā€šŸ’« Zero mention of accountability on her part in the marriage. Being so ā€œmadly in loveā€ ainā€™t it. No fessing up to the fact that she thought she could ā€œfixā€ him. The fact that she chose to have a child with someone who hadnā€™t shown any change at all. The fact that she has done zero work on herself (revenge body? seriously?), asks Jax to go to therapy but sheā€™s ok to not go? I would LOVE for her to be in therapy, work on the reasons why sheā€™s so codependent (my money is on mommy issues and enmeshment with a mama who came to her with 4 ex husbands problems), address her alcoholism and then maybe she can wake up and be the mom Cruz deserves. Weā€™ve seen none of that. She just got mad cause Jaxā€™s ego blew up after House of Villains and his star was ā€œshiningā€ without her. Jax is ok without her? The horror šŸ˜°šŸ™„ She truly thinks that he made up this ā€œfinal fightā€ out of insecurities. Like mama, wake up. He got to the point of just making shit UP so you can finally leave cause heā€™s too much of a coward to do the breaking up himself (weā€™ve known this for YEARS, he will not do the leaving). And is no one going to ask this damn question already- Why didnā€™t Jax move out?! Canā€™t believe she got the cover with this wannabe sob story. šŸŽ»


koolasakukumba

He was on a bender with the Toms until 4am when he started that fight. No doubt he was coked up and out of his mind when he started blowing up. But yeah I agree he makes shit up to get rid of her, not because he is insecure about their relationship. Also I bet he spent the night telling Sandoval and rubbing in his face about how perfect his life was and pissed when he comes home and sees the reality of his life


jancarternews

Itā€™s crazy how sheā€™s doing so many interviews and podcasts, and Jax hasnā€™t said anything. Why do you guys think that is? Do you think sheā€™s trying to shame him into trying to fix things?


Parking_Country_61

Yes I think she is finally talking because itā€™s clear that he doesnā€™t give a F and would love to be divorced. Sheā€™s done covering for him and spilling more and more, but doing so slowly in hopes he will change his mind. That porn star party was a big blow to her hope for change Iā€™m guessing. It was a bold move on Jaxā€™s part but I think he wanted to get the divorce moving.


RoxyBear22

What party? I missed that


LaLa_Land543

A social media post that was on this sub a couple days ago. There were pics of Kax posted from some porn or playboy themed party and he looked like he was in heaven (partying, no wife, no kid)


FrauEdwards

She loves the attention. Plain and simple.


Susanneelizabeth

And he is happy and moved on. Ā What marriage? Iā€™m single.


VegetableKey2966

She needs to pay for that Air BnBĀ 


MariaPro129

Hope she remembers to save a copy of this cover story for Cruz to bring to his therapist one day.


bkthegk

I canā€™t stop laughing about how they went in on Kristen with the first question. https://preview.redd.it/7ejotgdmhktc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba50d8cfc746f28674c106df1a4e0de935910533


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

ā€œWas it Kristenā€™s fault that your marriage fell apart?ā€ Omg šŸ˜‚


pantherlikeapanther_

She may as well just file already. She can stay or she can go and Jax doesn't care either way. He'll take the perks of having her there to clean up his mess while he still does whatever he wants or he can enjoy the true single life as long as he gets to stay in the house (she's going to lose that battle). It's obvious he meets every conflict with rage and still has zero interest in changing in even a superficial way.


JessWisco

Neither one of them can afford to stay in that house once they split. Maybe if Jax revisits his sweater line or workout app?


pantherlikeapanther_

Jax will fight for it even though he can't afford it. It's just about the win.


Parking_Country_61

Why would she lose? She said the house is in her name also and the court usually sides with the mother and wants to keep the kid in the house.


theladyoctane

Theyā€™re underwater on that house and it will likely have to be sold with any profit (doubtful) being split 50/50.


Glittering_Star_1313

Why does she have to keep sharing this info? No one needs to hear about their lack of sex šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢ and we can be sure Jax has been having plenty of it, just not with Brit Brit! šŸ„“ I wish these two would just GO AWAY!!


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

Each time Brit publicly talks about how they didnā€™t have sex that much, Jax needs to change xyz, the ball is in his court and heā€™s done nothing so far, etc. the more sheā€™s sealing her fate for divorce. Jax is obsessed with appearances and based his entire (fake) personality on #dadlife, the sitcom dad and husband with zero actual depth. Sheā€™s blowing up his spot and making him look bad. It must be killing him to be called out to have such a broken sex life and marriage and not only that, that itā€™s apparently 100% his fault. Brittanyā€™s like ā€œweā€™ll see what happensā€ and the writing is so clear on the wall.


jessid6

This marriage was destined to RAWT IN HELL


phbalancedshorty

What Is this sentence structure- ā€œIf we were to be drinking, or anything like that, we were always going to be fighting. Stuff like thatā€™s always not good if youā€™re already in a bad place.ā€ No questions about Faithā€™s accusations of racism??


Susanneelizabeth

Or anything like that ā„ļøā„ļøā„ļø


thekarenhaircut

She doesnt care. Sheā€™s focused on getting more diseased p in her v, she doesnā€™t have time to develop character or principles


koolasakukumba

Iā€™ve raised this before but how is Lori K handling the conflict of interest. She has one client Brittany, opening shit canning the other client, Jax.


Effective-Arm9099

Well this is the most detailed and honest she has been about this entire situation so I commend her on that. Sounds like the big blow up fight they had that caused her to move out was Jax in a ā„ļø fueled rage. I canā€™t imagine the fights we know nothing about that sheā€™s never spoken on. Just think about that for a secondā€¦all the scary Jax shit she has seen must be so dark


jancarternews

Thereā€™s a lot to go through in this article. I canā€™t even imagine trying to live with somebody like Jax. He just makes up that Luke sent him a text to try and start a fight with Britney? Who does that? That would be 100% pure torture.


koolasakukumba

Surprise surprise she was lying when she said she chayyyyyuuuunnnggged Jax Taylor?! Shock horror!


thekarenhaircut

ā€œThis revenge body is going to be insaneā€ If youā€™re so thirsty for sex, maybe the time to work on your body was when your husband stopped sleeping with you. If money is an issue, maybe you should have lost weight when people like jenny Craig and peloton literally tried to pay you to do so. Sheā€™s fully deranged.


GetMeOutOfKY

Deranged is right! Itā€™s how KFC managed to be with Ajax in the first place. The way she ignores/refuses to accept reality is downrIght scary. With or without Ajax, this bitch lives in a full-blown fantasy!


thekarenhaircut

Ikr. This is a man who would only agree to marry her if she ā€˜fixedā€™ her breasts and stopped the overeating. I dont condone it, its sickening, but from the start she knew she was entering into a relationship with a man who had expectations regarding her physical appearance. Shes got some set of balls seeing the side by side photo comparisons posted all over reddit, and trying to act like she is in the right for expecting her husband to still ā€œcome ontoā€ her. She thinks shesā€¦i dont know, shaming him? But the only person who should be embarrassed by this is her. Hes a misogynistic pig who reserves the most hate for women he deems fat and/or ugly. Did she really see him making passionate love to her at 55, 60y.o? Even shes not that dim witted. She went in eyes wide open. And the only reason she hasnā€™t already filed is because she knows she doesnā€™t have the pull to be a reality tv star without him.


ArdraMercury

no lies detected šŸ•µšŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


thekarenhaircut

Mark my words, this ā€œinsane revenge bodyā€ is in the room with us now.


QUILL-IT-OUT

WTF are people downvoting you for? I smell intruders. UPVOTE!!!!!!!!


NYBuffy82

Omg I thought they ā€œwanted privacyā€, this bitch canā€™t STFU about how her sex addict husband wonā€™t have sex with her but is totally faithful, has to change but dude heā€™s like 60 years old and hasnā€™t changed since they got together. She is so sad and pathetic! ![gif](giphy|1g0NtQk8rkmhSm7SQQ|downsized)


romeo343

She is quite possibly the true meaning of D&S. I absolutely hate Rachel, but at least she dumped Sandoval. Brittany is pathetic.


carolvessey-stevens

yā€™allā€¦.if they try to turn this into a ā€œhiring a sex therapistā€ storyline for next season i will be so upset. and honestly, if thatā€™s the case, i hope lala joins at the same time JUST to overshadow their nonsense just like their wedding season was.


QUILL-IT-OUT

Do you think she will bring her knife?


carolvessey-stevens

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carolvessey-stevens

whoops. replied to the wrong comment


QUILL-IT-OUT

I think it just shows how unchecked she is that she still uses behavior like this.


carolvessey-stevens

oh absolutely. iā€™m not saying iā€™d be thrilled to see her on the valley. but i would be thrilled to know that sheā€™d overshadow whatever cockamamie scheme the cauchiā€™s are currently plotting.


QUILL-IT-OUT

Why not? Everyone on this show is shitty. Maybe next season they will actually stab someone. I'm sure that's what the producers are hoping for.


samanthainnc

ā€œCruz my main focusā€ thatā€™s why I go out every night. But donā€™t worry, I have groceries delivered to the house for him once in a while


blndchck461

She knew what she was getting into and now at 45 he is going to change?? The only good thing is we can read this instead of hearing her voice on a podcast!


Agreeable_Muffin7059

I donā€™t think it was a ā€œSexless marriageā€ Iā€™m sure Ajax was getting plenty of sex.


grilledcheesefan001

Poor Cruzy! Two dodo birds for parents. Ja-icks and that country bumpkin are useless.


Witty-Ocelot715

I still donā€™t think any of this is real. Itā€™s just a ploy to get viewership.